Obama's first act as President

[judge roybeanbag]

if he is elected, should be to grow a big-ass afro.

I would love to see him deliver the state of the union address with a giant fro.

That is all.

[Armybrat]

His emoticon is already here....

:afro:

[Snow Dog]

Second act would be using his pimp hand to bitchslap Hillary when she steps out of line.

[TrashMaster G]

Second act would be using his pimp hand to bitchslap Hillary when she steps out of line.

It would be worth it just to see Bill in the background laughing and clapping..

:beer:

[Llano Estacado]

Presidential motorcade

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s304/racornelius/idiocracy.jpg

Edit: For some reason I thought the president had a fro :brckwall:

[TJ]

^luke wilson?

[tx 3 putt]

Great idea.

[spankytoes]

Page 1!!!

[Jive Turkey]

He needs to appoint Bootsy Collins to some position in his Cabinet.

[Gehrig]

He needs to appoint Bootsy Collins to some position in his Cabinet.

Minister of Funk.

[EuroHorn]

And Huggy Bear as Director of the CIA.

[Jive Turkey]

Fuckin' Shaft needs to be Secretary of Defense.

[Surly Bevo]

To make this semi serious, man if Obama wins he has a shit ton of pressure. He's got the gig as President which makes every man look younger 5 years out of office than he does when he leaves office but he always will for better or worse be carrying the mantle for a "minority choice" I'm pretty sure that is not really fair but that will be the way it is. Every single move that guy makes is going to be analyzed to death even moreso than presidential moves already are overanalyzed.

[longhrnfan]

he needs to stay indoors to stay away from the crazies that would be after him. that or just add a couple more mini gun SUVs in his motorcade.

[hitbyatrain]

Surgeon General will be Dr. Dre

[Ankf00]

Surgeon General will be Dr. Dre

chronic and condoms for everyone!

[Snacks]

He's going to paint the White House black... Growing a fro will take longer... However, literally speaking, it will be one of his first acts - until he gets a hair cut.

[Dale Sr]

This is a waste of time... he'll never get elected

[hitbyatrain]

The new presidential ride

http://www.inthescenelimousine.com/images/Black-chrysler-limo-exterio.jpg

[Ankf00]

This is a waste of time... he'll never get elected
return from whence you came.


now my question is thus: who becomes poet laureate? fiddy? diddy? huggy bear already will have a cabinet position so snoop is out

[hitbyatrain]

This is a waste of time... he'll never get elected
return from whence you came.


now my question is thus: who becomes poet laureate? fiddy? diddy? huggy bear already will have a cabinet position so snoop is out

I see him going old school. Kurtis Blow maybe?

[Armybrat]

So no love for The Cos?

[PigBellmont]

NEW UNI'S FOR the white house guards, I vote for that oompa loompa get up that the clintonidoits circulated the pic of.

next, a revival of SOUL TRAIN!!

[William Cannon]

I vote corn rows. Our next prez should be Gangsta

[LongIslandIceSIP]

first state of the union address should be in jive.

[The Tres Leches]

http://images.dailykos.com/images/user/3/Barry_Obama_lg.jpg

[Cushion]

Presidential motorcade

http://i155.photobucket.com/albums/s304/racornelius/idiocracy.jpg

Edit: For some reason I thought the president had a fro :brckwall:


end thread/ romfflmao :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[judge roybeanbag]

From left to right: vice-president, president, secretary of funk:



http://sexycoolsuperspy.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/jcpenney17.jpg

[CrabGrab]

http://images.dailykos.com/images/user/3/Barry_Obama_lg.jpg

"We go play hoop" :?:

[Tyler Durden]

This is a waste of time... he'll never get elected
Don't trouble yourself with politics Dale, just keep turning left.

[Austin Orange]

Shit is funny. Good Times indeed.

[mez2]

he will bring Tupac and Biggie back.

[TJ]

he will bring Tupac and Biggie back.

co-Secretaries of War.

[Tyler Durden]

He kind of looks like OJ it that one picture.

[Surly Bevo]

He kind of looks like OJ it that one picture.

At long last Orenthal can end his search....we found the killer

[spankytoes]

First prez to be featured on MTV Cribs

[Jack Straw]

wait til they trick out air force one on pimp my ride

[Bob Lives!]

wait til they trick out air force one on pimp my ride

and then smog it out w/ blunts