PDA

View Full Version : Official 2010 Texas Rangers Thread



Pages : 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63 [64] 65 66 67 68 69 70 71 72 73 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83 84 85 86 87 88 89

Quasimofo
10-12-2010, 10:31 PM
Thank you!!

Longhorn Al
10-12-2010, 10:31 PM
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

mdmost
10-12-2010, 10:31 PM
Are they booing Shoppach because they sat the other guy for him?

CBT
10-12-2010, 10:32 PM
Are they booing Shoppach because they sat the other guy for him?

I think they are booing maddon for not pitching hitting for him.

TexasIsBetter
10-12-2010, 10:32 PM
alright Cliff. one more out baby!

Duck of Death
10-12-2010, 10:32 PM
ha, unless the game goes to extra innings, shoppach is gonna end the series with zero hits, a run scoring throwing error, and a crybaby sprint to first after a strikeout, and who knows how many LOB.

mrsmacgowski
10-12-2010, 10:33 PM
That's just nasty.

Quasimofo
10-12-2010, 10:33 PM
Damn, and people call us (Longhorn fans) whiny

CBT
10-12-2010, 10:33 PM
fuck TB for calling fucking time during his windup. and fuck kellogg for giving it to them.

TexasIsBetter
10-12-2010, 10:34 PM
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooo lol

mdmost
10-12-2010, 10:34 PM
Boom. Hell of a game Cliff! So do you roll O'Day or CJ?

Surly Bevo
10-12-2010, 10:34 PM
For the love of god don't overmanage this.

Quasimofo
10-12-2010, 10:34 PM
He is fucking MONEY when other guys have their balls up in their throat

ludosc
10-12-2010, 10:34 PM
after this game is over...greenburg needs to hand lee a blank check and tell him to fill in whatever amount he wants...

CutTheCrackJack
10-12-2010, 10:34 PM
and thats why you pay the man. semi homo.

CBT
10-12-2010, 10:35 PM
FUCK YES!!!!!!

insurance run please, kthx

TexasIsBetter
10-12-2010, 10:35 PM
fuck TB for calling fucking time during his windup. and fuck kellogg for giving it to them.

no shit. the first one or two, maybe, but after that you have to give the pitcher the opportunity to pitch and not let the batter dictate the game.

NaTe WHO
10-12-2010, 10:35 PM
For the love of god don't overmanage this.

Mother Fuckin THIS!

Duck of Death
10-12-2010, 10:35 PM
i go with oday but who can tell with wash. he may let cliff go back out.

Duck of Death
10-12-2010, 10:36 PM
after this game is over...greenburg needs to hand lee a blank check and tell him to fill in whatever amount he wants...

thats worked well for this franchise in the past...when the color commentator did that to the team president.

tjhooker
10-12-2010, 10:36 PM
it is something else to watch Cliff hit on all gears. fucking beautiful. truely

i am having sex with myself

riversidehorn
10-12-2010, 10:36 PM
We need a run or two. Don't let Coke boy fuck it up!

TexasIsBetter
10-12-2010, 10:37 PM
well, take it any way you can Mike

Quasimofo
10-12-2010, 10:37 PM
Ok, they are getting tighter and tighter as the pressure mounts

mdmost
10-12-2010, 10:38 PM
i go with oday but who can tell with wash. he may let cliff go back out.

I have to say that I'd actually stay with Lee unless he allows a guy on base. He's phenomenal out there.

TexasIsBetter
10-12-2010, 10:38 PM
come on Josh. please please please do it. now.

mdmost
10-12-2010, 10:39 PM
Did he just say the "Majors" organization?

CBT
10-12-2010, 10:39 PM
I have to say that I'd actually stay with Lee unless he allows a guy on base. He's phenomenal out there.

this, only at 100

mrsmacgowski
10-12-2010, 10:39 PM
brb puking from stress.

Party_Taco
10-12-2010, 10:40 PM
I'd LOVE another run here! Also, did anyone else see this clown?! I didn't know they served whiskey at the game...

http://i56.tinypic.com/219ciex.jpg

tjhooker
10-12-2010, 10:41 PM
fuck it. if it comes to it CJ to close it.

TexasIsBetter
10-12-2010, 10:41 PM
fuck me.

CBT
10-12-2010, 10:41 PM
damn it Josh

tokamak
10-12-2010, 10:42 PM
Josh has not been good in this series.

mrsmacgowski
10-12-2010, 10:43 PM
Could we wiff any harder at these?

CBT
10-12-2010, 10:44 PM
Pinata??? very racist.

hookem2102
10-12-2010, 10:44 PM
Stomach in knots...

Surly Bevo
10-12-2010, 10:45 PM
Fucking Madden with his hipster glasses and racist pinatas.

tjhooker
10-12-2010, 10:45 PM
isnt pinata mexican?

mrsmacgowski
10-12-2010, 10:46 PM
Fuck.

CBT
10-12-2010, 10:46 PM
god damn it vlad

Quasimofo
10-12-2010, 10:46 PM
well fuck me to tears

Basil Your Face
10-12-2010, 10:46 PM
leave lee in. He can handle 110-120, can't he? Do I not know someting?

TexasIsBetter
10-12-2010, 10:46 PM
the 6-4-3 double play. the Vlad special.

tjhooker
10-12-2010, 10:47 PM
dont u dare pull cliff, wash. no time to overmanage. dude will go CG if you let him.

mrsmacgowski
10-12-2010, 10:47 PM
Saw Cliff running out and momentarily forgot how annoyed I was at that DP.

TexasIsBetter
10-12-2010, 10:48 PM
dont u dare pull cliff, wash. no time to overmanage. dude will go CG if you let him.

this x infinity. leave his ass in.

Duck of Death
10-12-2010, 10:48 PM
i still can't believe that the silly, hyperaggressive baserunning is actually why we're winning this game.

Beau Vine
10-12-2010, 10:48 PM
I have about a .20 BAC and I've been riding the exericse bike for the last hour.

If Art Acevedo were in my living room, I'd be totally fucked.

ludosc
10-12-2010, 10:48 PM
stay with cliff until his arm falls off...if you do bring anybody in, it better the fuck be CJ...and he closes it...

ludosc
10-12-2010, 10:49 PM
where the fucking fuck is CJ...Oliver & O'day??? fuck you wash...

Basil Your Face
10-12-2010, 10:50 PM
0-2 bitch. Why is Oliver warming up. I like the guy but he's a no go here.

Quasimofo
10-12-2010, 10:50 PM
that would be out # 1

mdmost
10-12-2010, 10:50 PM
Oliver and O'Day warming up. CJ is sitting. 5 outs!

TexasIsBetter
10-12-2010, 10:50 PM
josh almost ran himself out of the way

Basil Your Face
10-12-2010, 10:51 PM
Striiiiiiiiiiiiikeeeeeee ooooooooooone!

TexasIsBetter
10-12-2010, 10:51 PM
please don't let anybody on cliff. i don't want oliver in there.

Basil Your Face
10-12-2010, 10:51 PM
Foul ball! Striiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkke. Two!

ludosc
10-12-2010, 10:52 PM
Cliff, if wash comes out to get you, kick him in the nuts and tell him to go sit the fuck down in the dugout...

Duck of Death
10-12-2010, 10:52 PM
oliver better be throwing in case we score 10 runs in top9 otherwise wash's dog is dead.

Basil Your Face
10-12-2010, 10:52 PM
Striiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiikkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee1. Threeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!

CBT
10-12-2010, 10:52 PM
yeeeessssss!! cmoooooooon cliiiiiiiiiiiiiffffffffffff!!!!!

tjhooker
10-12-2010, 10:52 PM
last curve hung. get to 9th Lee

Quasimofo
10-12-2010, 10:52 PM
That would be out #2

mdmost
10-12-2010, 10:52 PM
4 outs!

mrsmacgowski
10-12-2010, 10:52 PM
Yeeeeeeee.

ludosc
10-12-2010, 10:52 PM
4 outs

Basil Your Face
10-12-2010, 10:52 PM
2 down.

Basil Your Face
10-12-2010, 10:53 PM
Striiiiiiiiiiiike One.

CBT
10-12-2010, 10:53 PM
YYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS 3 more!

Surly Bevo
10-12-2010, 10:53 PM
3 more

mdmost
10-12-2010, 10:53 PM
3 outs! So who do you roll with in the 9th? Let Cliff stay in?

mrsmacgowski
10-12-2010, 10:53 PM
3 outs!!

tjhooker
10-12-2010, 10:54 PM
Wash you ride that fucking horse to the ALCS you overmanaging mutherfucker

TexasIsBetter
10-12-2010, 10:54 PM
yeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!

three more outs baby. Wash, don't you pull Cliff just yet. he's got one more in him. that's why we got him.

Basil Your Face
10-12-2010, 10:54 PM
3 outs for the ladies. Will Lee stay in? Oh, jyes, I say. The man will be back.

Quasimofo
10-12-2010, 10:54 PM
and that would be out #3 AND the end of the 8th

ludosc
10-12-2010, 10:54 PM
3 outs!!!

i just fucking cut my finger open slamming on the computer desk when we got taht out...

dont give a fuck

GO RANGERS!!!

Duck of Death
10-12-2010, 10:54 PM
my prediction, lee starts the ninth but gets pulled after pena's atbat or if they pinch hit for pena. and this board erupts in a torrent of cursing and screaming that can be felt throughout the net.

mrsmacgowski
10-12-2010, 10:55 PM
My body can't handle this. Cold sweat time.

babysdaddy
10-12-2010, 10:55 PM
let him finish, 3 outs!!

Basil Your Face
10-12-2010, 10:55 PM
Next five hitters share a single hit tonight. No way Lee is pulled.

ludosc
10-12-2010, 10:55 PM
3 outs!!!

i just fucking cut my finger open slamming on the computer desk when we got taht out...

dont give a fuck

GO RANGERS!!!

TexasIsBetter
10-12-2010, 10:55 PM
my prediction, lee starts the ninth but gets pulled after pena's atbat or if they pinch hit for pena. and this board erupts in a torrent of cursing and screaming that can be felt throughout the net.

good call.

Yuk-Monkey
10-12-2010, 10:56 PM
my prediction, lee starts the ninth but gets pulled after pena's atbat or if they pinch hit for pena. and this board erupts in a torrent of cursing and screaming that can be felt throughout the net.

But it would be the right call.

Surly Bevo
10-12-2010, 10:56 PM
More runs please

dontlookatme
10-12-2010, 10:56 PM
like one more run here.

TexasIsBetter
10-12-2010, 10:56 PM
come on Nellie. give us an insurance run right here.

Party_Taco
10-12-2010, 10:57 PM
Lee better finish this and yeah baby, give me one more run!!!

Ghost of LL
10-12-2010, 10:57 PM
Oh please adolescent rebellious Jesus

mdmost
10-12-2010, 10:57 PM
Yeah but those 3 scare the fuck out of me. Give Cliff the nod and if he allows Longoria on base, go to O'Day or Feliz.

Beau Vine
10-12-2010, 10:58 PM
Regardless of what happens... This righthere is why I love baseball so much.

No other sport rips me up like this.

I hate you, baseball. I worship you, baseball.

Quasimofo
10-12-2010, 10:58 PM
Start.....

Longhorn Al
10-12-2010, 10:58 PM
Ian!!!

hookem2102
10-12-2010, 10:58 PM
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oow

tokamak
10-12-2010, 10:58 PM
FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES KINSLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

allcaps

bentleybrau
10-12-2010, 10:58 PM
My baseball wiener is so hard right now.

scomce
10-12-2010, 10:58 PM
get naykid, Texas Rangers fans!

TexasIsBetter
10-12-2010, 10:58 PM
come on Nellie. give us an insurance run right here.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah motherfuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

tokamak
10-12-2010, 10:59 PM
FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES FUCK YES KINSLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

allcaps

tjhooker
10-12-2010, 10:59 PM
http://rodonline.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c6d4753ef0120a5f5c8f5970b-400wi

http://assets.espn.go.com/photo/2008/0609/fantasy_a_kinsler_200.jpg

mrsmacgowski
10-12-2010, 10:59 PM
Shaggy is running slower than Molina for me right now. More runs plox.

Yuk-Monkey
10-12-2010, 11:00 PM
I apologize to Kinsler for everything I've said about him. He is fucking clutch in the postseason.

CBT
10-12-2010, 11:00 PM
ian fucking kinsler

mdmost
10-12-2010, 11:00 PM
Holy fuck. Holy fuck. Keep Cliff in the game now!

Ghost of LL
10-12-2010, 11:01 PM
Holy shit--this is really happening

Quasimofo
10-12-2010, 11:02 PM
Where's all the antlers NOW, you bunch of smart asses?????

ludosc
10-12-2010, 11:02 PM
lets finish this!!!

TexasIsBetter
10-12-2010, 11:02 PM
i think shaggy blunk for a few minutes there.

Beau Vine
10-12-2010, 11:02 PM
Ian!!!

To be honest, that helped me love it a little bit more.

Basil Your Face
10-12-2010, 11:02 PM
three outs . . .

mdmost
10-12-2010, 11:02 PM
3 to go!

Ghost of LL
10-12-2010, 11:02 PM
Holy shit--this is really happening

TexasIsBetter
10-12-2010, 11:03 PM
i think shaggy blunk for a few minutes there.

Party_Taco
10-12-2010, 11:03 PM
He is fucking clutch in the postseason.
http://images.shaggybevo.com/board/customavatars/avatar3727_1.gif

Basil Your Face
10-12-2010, 11:03 PM
three outs . . .

Ghost of LL
10-12-2010, 11:03 PM
Holy shit--this is really happening

CBT
10-12-2010, 11:03 PM
OMG PLEASE ONE TIME GET 3 OUTS! caps

tjhooker
10-12-2010, 11:03 PM
let cliff do what he do

hookem2102
10-12-2010, 11:04 PM
[Mortal Combat] Finish Them [/Mortal Combat]

Party_Taco
10-12-2010, 11:04 PM
He is fucking clutch in the postseason.
http://images.shaggybevo.com/board/customavatars/avatar3727_1.gif

CBT
10-12-2010, 11:05 PM
OMG PLEASE ONE TIME GET 3 OUTS! caps

TexasIsBetter
10-12-2010, 11:05 PM
i think we broke shaggy

tjhooker
10-12-2010, 11:05 PM
let cliff do what he do

crackamacgowski
10-12-2010, 11:05 PM
Those Rays fans are out of there.

TexasIsBetter
10-12-2010, 11:05 PM
i think we broke shaggy

Party_Taco
10-12-2010, 11:05 PM
He is fucking clutch in the postseason.
http://images.shaggybevo.com/board/customavatars/avatar3727_1.gif

hookem2102
10-12-2010, 11:05 PM
[Mortal Combat] Finish Them [/Mortal Combat]

Quasimofo
10-12-2010, 11:05 PM
Start.....

spreading the news....

EuroHorn
10-12-2010, 11:06 PM
3up3down. Let's win this.

Basil Your Face
10-12-2010, 11:06 PM
One down. Smash that bat Longoria!

Party_Taco
10-12-2010, 11:06 PM
He is fucking clutch in the postseason.
http://images.shaggybevo.com/board/customavatars/avatar3727_1.gif

mdmost
10-12-2010, 11:06 PM
2 outs! Cliff is a fucking man.

Basil Your Face
10-12-2010, 11:06 PM
One down. Smash that bat Longoria!

crackamacgowski
10-12-2010, 11:06 PM
Thank god for victor india papa.

ludosc
10-12-2010, 11:07 PM
2 outs!!!

bdog33
10-12-2010, 11:07 PM
2 more outs baby

mdmost
10-12-2010, 11:07 PM
1 more! 1 more!

Quasimofo
10-12-2010, 11:08 PM
Start.....

spreading the news...

TexasIsBetter
10-12-2010, 11:08 PM
holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

one more cliff.

Longhorn Al
10-12-2010, 11:08 PM
HELLO WIN COLUMN!!!


allcaps

CBT
10-12-2010, 11:08 PM
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

HornsN04
10-12-2010, 11:08 PM
http://www.metallipromo.com/photo.054.jpg

TexasIsBetter
10-12-2010, 11:09 PM
holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

one more cliff.

PiGuy
10-12-2010, 11:09 PM
Rangers win!

F the yankees!

Longhorn Al
10-12-2010, 11:09 PM
HELLO WIN COLUMN!!!


allcaps

CBT
10-12-2010, 11:09 PM
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

spankytoes
10-12-2010, 11:09 PM
Grats Rangers fans. Prepare for your fucking!

TexasIsBetter
10-12-2010, 11:10 PM
holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit

one more cliff.

Longhorn Al
10-12-2010, 11:10 PM
HELLO WIN COLUMN!!!


allcaps

Party_Taco
10-12-2010, 11:11 PM
Unreal - Like many of you, I've waited my whole life for this moment and it's SOOOOO sweet!

Go Rangers, FUCK the Yankees.

scomce
10-12-2010, 11:11 PM
TEXAS RAnGERS--u mad, bitches? U mad Tampa Bay? U mad Houston?

crackamacgowski
10-12-2010, 11:12 PM
Holy shit. Is this real? One series away from the World Series? Wow.

CBT
10-12-2010, 11:12 PM
ballgame bitches!!!!

mdmost
10-12-2010, 11:13 PM
Bring on the fucking Yankees. What a fucking series!

TexasIsBetter
10-12-2010, 11:13 PM
holy fuck. what an awesome feeling.

tjhooker
10-12-2010, 11:13 PM
let cliff do what he do

tjhooker
10-12-2010, 11:14 PM
let cliff do what he do

Party_Taco
10-12-2010, 11:15 PM
My dick is hard right now, and I just finished watching a bunch of dudes throw balls around. But if that makes me gay, I don't want to be straight.

GeorgeXPD8
10-12-2010, 11:15 PM
hell yes....i cant believe this shit. bring on the fucking yankees.

bozo_casanova
10-12-2010, 11:17 PM
Fuck yes

CBT
10-12-2010, 11:17 PM
series biiiiiiitches!!!!

Shooter
10-12-2010, 11:17 PM
Cliff Lee is fucking amazing.

CBT
10-12-2010, 11:17 PM
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

u2-horn
10-12-2010, 11:18 PM
Holy hell, they did it.

tokamak
10-12-2010, 11:19 PM
fuck yeah

mdmost
10-12-2010, 11:19 PM
Sorry for killing Shaggy but this is unprecedented for us.

ludosc
10-12-2010, 11:19 PM
grats rangers fans. Prepare for your fucking!

fuck you

CBT
10-12-2010, 11:19 PM
My dick is hard right now, and I just finished watching a bunch of dudes throw balls around. But if that makes me gay, I don't want to be straight.

four way, me, you ian, and josh. who says no first?

Quasimofo
10-12-2010, 11:19 PM
Ok, Shagsters. Maybe our luck is gonna start turning back on the upswing

CBT
10-12-2010, 11:19 PM
too far?

Tailleur17
10-12-2010, 11:20 PM
Waited my entire life for this night!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S GO RANGERS CLAP, CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP LET'S GO RANGERS CLAP,CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP

Claws and Antlers up motherfuckaaaaaaaaaaa

mdmost
10-12-2010, 11:20 PM
Grats Rangers fans. Prepare for your fucking!

Ruben Sierra says fuck you kid.

jt
10-12-2010, 11:20 PM
congrats rangers! and ranger fans! that was fucking AWESOME!!

now go get those bastard yankees!

hookem2102
10-12-2010, 11:20 PM
Hell Yes, Finally.

CBT
10-12-2010, 11:20 PM
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

again

chiwanna
10-12-2010, 11:20 PM
Did anyone notice that they were celebrating with Ginger Ale? Of course it was for Josh, how cool is that?

Skipper
10-12-2010, 11:21 PM
I like Texas!!! Told you Motherfuckers!

Beau Vine
10-12-2010, 11:21 PM
Rangers in the ALCS, dogs and cats sleeping together, REAL OLD TESTAMENT STUFF!!!!

FUCK YEAH!!!

CBT
10-12-2010, 11:22 PM
Did anyone notice that they were celebrating with Ginger Ale? Of course it was for Josh, how cool is that?

that was cool as shit. they were waiting by the entrance for josh to get in the clubhouse. LOVE THIS TEAM SO HARD!

Ghost of LL
10-12-2010, 11:22 PM
I cant believe it. I'm so damn proud of this team!

chiwanna
10-12-2010, 11:22 PM
and now they’ve moved to the Champaign

Party_Taco
10-12-2010, 11:23 PM
Did anyone notice that they were celebrating with Ginger Ale? Of course it was for Josh, how cool is that?

Yeah, what's the story here?

CBT
10-12-2010, 11:24 PM
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

I'm not going to stop. Nope. I LOVE THE RANGERS!!!!!

Vic Mackey
10-12-2010, 11:24 PM
Is it homo if I want to have a 3some with Kinsler and Cliff tonight?????

CBT
10-12-2010, 11:25 PM
Yeah, what's the story here?

He doesn't drink anymore. After the clinched, he celebrated in another room until they were done with all the booze.

mdmost
10-12-2010, 11:25 PM
Rhynes is on Diamond Talk. Awesome!

Traffic
10-12-2010, 11:26 PM
congratulations on the win, Rangers fans. great thread!

CBT
10-12-2010, 11:26 PM
Rhynes is on Diamond Talk. Awesome!

his ranger weinie is going crazy! I LOVE THE RANGERS!

NaTe WHO
10-12-2010, 11:26 PM
Game Blouses! Hell Yes!

CBT
10-12-2010, 11:26 PM
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9710/copyofrangersgillter.png

scomce
10-12-2010, 11:27 PM
TEXAS RAnGERS--u mad, bitches? U mad Tampa Bay? U mad Houston?

u2-horn
10-12-2010, 11:29 PM
Holy shit, Game 2 in Texas is a FUCKING DAY GAME. ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!?!?! 4pm start.

CBT
10-12-2010, 11:29 PM
http://telepromptedanthems.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/u-mad1.jpg

u2-horn
10-12-2010, 11:30 PM
Game 5 is also a day game in NY.

DOOMED!

CBT
10-12-2010, 11:30 PM
Holy shit, Game 2 in Texas is a FUCKING DAY GAME. ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!?!?! 4pm start.

GOD DAMN IT. I'll be in a sea of fucking corn. SHIT.

jonblaze
10-12-2010, 11:31 PM
Wow, congrats and go fucking rangers! The way they won that game with hustle and great pitching was beautiful. Lee beats down Price again and Molina with antlers... just awesome.

u2-horn
10-12-2010, 11:31 PM
Holy shit, Game 2 in Texas is a FUCKING DAY GAME. ARE YOU SHITTING ME?!?!?! 4pm start.

Make that a 3pm start our time.

mdmost
10-12-2010, 11:31 PM
Post game show is on FSN right now.

Mr. Furley
10-12-2010, 11:32 PM
Congrats to the Rangers. Hope they take out the Yanks.

Party_Taco
10-12-2010, 11:32 PM
This is the greatest sporting day of my life and it's not close. Better than VY in 06 and it's not close. I know that's different than most and I don't care. holy shit.

Hey man, nothing wrong with that. I've been a Rangers fan WAY longer than I've been a Horns fan, and though VY's victory was extra sweet, this is right up there!

crackamacgowski
10-12-2010, 11:32 PM
Make that a 3pm start our time.

What the fuck? A fucking day game? How is this happening?

mdmost
10-12-2010, 11:36 PM
shit, double duty with that and NU is going to be tough.

Beau Vine
10-12-2010, 11:38 PM
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__XM_mZCZ9Qg/TDpZAzyIhLI/AAAAAAAAAX4/YUhV6KMiPCo/s1600/Screen%2Bshot%2B2010-07-11%2Bat%2B7.42.00%2BPM.png&imgrefurl=http://andymckenzie.blogspot.com/2010/07/trade-off-4-sure-bet-vs-shot-in-dark.html&usg=__X_do5p0mCcEhyd05cdYCwLPMXzM=&h=525&w=743&sz=327&hl=en&start=55&zoom=1&tbnid=LlWPjDLqab_7jM:&tbnh=158&tbnw=210&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddumb%2Band%2Bdumber%2Bso%2Byou%2527re %2Bsaying%2Bi%2Bhave%2Ba%2Bchance%26um%3D1%26hl%3D en%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1512%26bih%3D806%26tbs%3Disch: 10%2C1080&um=1&itbs=1&ei=Tim1TMefK8zGnAf43Lxq&iact=hc&vpx=1034&vpy=439&dur=29&hovh=162&hovw=229&tx=158&ty=70&oei=Qim1TLCIHoa8lQejpc1P&esq=3&page=3&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:55&biw=1512&bih=806
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__XM_mZCZ9Qg/TDpZAzyIhLI/AAAAAAAAAX4/YUhV6KMiPCo/s1600/Screen+shot+2010-07-11+at+7.42.00+PM.png

HELLLLLLLLL YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXrSzzvn3FQ
http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://4.bp.blogspot.com/__XM_mZCZ9Qg/TDpZAzyIhLI/AAAAAAAAAX4/YUhV6KMiPCo/s1600/Screen%2Bshot%2B2010-07-11%2Bat%2B7.42.00%2BPM.png&imgrefurl=http://andymckenzie.blogspot.com/2010/07/trade-off-4-sure-bet-vs-shot-in-dark.html&usg=__X_do5p0mCcEhyd05cdYCwLPMXzM=&h=525&w=743&sz=327&hl=en&start=55&zoom=1&tbnid=LlWPjDLqab_7jM:&tbnh=158&tbnw=210&prev=/images%3Fq%3Ddumb%2Band%2Bdumber%2Bso%2Byou%2527re %2Bsaying%2Bi%2Bhave%2Ba%2Bchance%26um%3D1%26hl%3D en%26safe%3Doff%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-US:official%26biw%3D1512%26bih%3D806%26tbs%3Disch: 10%2C1080&um=1&itbs=1&ei=Tim1TMefK8zGnAf43Lxq&iact=hc&vpx=1034&vpy=439&dur=29&hovh=162&hovw=229&tx=158&ty=70&oei=Qim1TLCIHoa8lQejpc1P&esq=3&page=3&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:5,s:55&biw=1512&bih=806

tjhooker
10-12-2010, 11:38 PM
let cliff do what he do

u2-horn
10-12-2010, 11:40 PM
omg, need gif of Wash dancing in the clubhouse

MNLonghorn10
10-12-2010, 11:41 PM
who won the match?

u2-horn
10-12-2010, 11:41 PM
Before 2009 only four pitchers in playoff history had recorded double-digit strikeouts while issuing zero walks.

Cliff Lee has done it four times in 2 years.

Mr Bean
10-12-2010, 11:43 PM
Never been so stoked about a baseball game in my life. Beat the hell of NY.

tjhooker
10-12-2010, 11:43 PM
Alright I went crazy Ranger Fan tonight. Proof of Ranger Fan. What do y'all got? (This took me 1 hour to dig up) There are homerun balls I caught, numerous autographs, Kenny's perfect game ticket, Nolan's 7th no hitter program, etc.. Now I want to see other proofs of ranger life. Also, fuck resizing this pic. I am bad at interzwebz.
http://i53.tinypic.com/wb99q0.jpg

gotta throw this up. i might have shed a tear tonight. might.

TexasIsBetter
10-12-2010, 11:44 PM
i just want to say thanks to hitby and all you others for your unwavering faith and hope. i was a broken man after the game 3 debacle and subsequent bed shitting in game 4 but you guys held the rope.

IT'S TIME

tjhooker
10-12-2010, 11:48 PM
CJ game 1 at HOME! are u kidding me? we are hosting the ALCS. We rode that horse named Lee now we ride CJ for games 1 and 5. I like actually how it will stack up. Lee in NY for game 3. I like it. Split 1 at home then go up 2-1.

scomce
10-12-2010, 11:49 PM
Ron Wash doing eight balls ALL NITE LONG!

Party_Taco
10-12-2010, 11:50 PM
That's a nice collection - I'll pull mine out for Game 1 of the ALCS mother fuckers!

TexasIsBetter
10-12-2010, 11:50 PM
good point TJ. i like that Cliff will be making the first start in NY. that will be huge.

tjhooker
10-12-2010, 11:50 PM
Rangers. get your drink on the plane tonight. Damn I would love to be on that plane. sober up tomorrow. then let's do it and put your back into it.

In10se D
10-12-2010, 11:53 PM
Damn that was an epic win. I was starting to think I'd never see the day the Rangers clinch an ALCS spot. Big fucking stones tonight.

BTW, if anyone has 2 extra tix for Friday night or for whatever reason needs to get rid of a couple then IM me.

BoBigRed
10-12-2010, 11:53 PM
Astros fan here - hats off to the Rangers. I'm pulling for the Rangers and Giants IN SPITE OF the Astros connections on the east coast. let's see some new blood play for it all.

tjhooker
10-12-2010, 11:53 PM
That's a nice collection - I'll pull mine out for Game 1 of the ALCS mother fuckers!

thanks, there is a Ranger memory behind each one. BTW, Nolan would never sign for me. I was a teenager and he wouldn't sign. To the day my bro and I love him and kinda hate him. Probably, the only ranger fans with that feeling and I saw his 7th no-hitter.

Tasmaniac
10-12-2010, 11:53 PM
I am in Tampa. A good looking blond Rays fan came back to my hotel. I don't have much time to post. Life is good.

BoBigRed
10-12-2010, 11:56 PM
I am in Tampa. A good looking blond Rays fan came back to my hotel. I don't have much time to post. Life is good.

The Rays have fans? News to me.

tjhooker
10-12-2010, 11:57 PM
Think about it. Wash did nothing in that game except keep Lee in. He had nothing to do with what happened on the bases (except for Cruz's steal). I still doubt his ass with the staff. Not to bring this shit down but we have to get real now.

TexasIsBetter
10-12-2010, 11:57 PM
thanks, there is a Ranger memory behind each one. BTW, Nolan would never sign for me. I was a teenager and he wouldn't sign. To the day my bro and I love him and kinda hate him. Probably, the only ranger fans with that feeling and I saw his 7th no-hitter.

really? all of my Rangers stuff is still at my parents house, but I've got a signed Nolan baseball card in a picture frame on my desk. one of my most prized possessions, lol.

tjhooker
10-12-2010, 11:58 PM
I am in Tampa. A good looking blond Rays fan came back to my hotel. I don't have much time to post. Life is good.

you are p3wnd'n

Mr Bean
10-12-2010, 11:59 PM
I am in Tampa. A good looking blond Rays fan came back to my hotel. I don't have much time to post. Life is good.

Ask him if he'll be rooting for the Rangers against the Yankees.

F18Mustang
10-12-2010, 11:59 PM
fuck yes.


Fuck the yankees.

Quasimofo
10-13-2010, 12:00 AM
Emily looks good wet

scomce
10-13-2010, 12:01 AM
LOL @ Wash in his interview in the lockerroom. "Wee-Hew! They did what they do!"

Beau Vine
10-13-2010, 12:02 AM
Dear Yankees: SUCK A DICK!!!!

mdmost
10-13-2010, 12:03 AM
I LOVE THE RANGERS (mike rhyner)

tjhooker
10-13-2010, 12:04 AM
LOL @ Wash in his interview in the lockerroom. "Wee-Hew! They did what they do!"

and that is just the way my hair grow.

Sooner2483
10-13-2010, 12:06 AM
I am jazzed.....We can def. beat the Yankees.....Just. Do. It.

Dignan
10-13-2010, 12:07 AM
I am happy.

Yuk-Monkey
10-13-2010, 12:09 AM
I'm speechless. But I have this huge fucking smile on my face that will not go away.

spystud13
10-13-2010, 12:11 AM
Haven't caught up to thread yet, but Fuck mother fucking Yes!!!!!!!!


Lee is obviously a stud!


And Vlad's baserunning is still horrid, but that's pointless now...

AggieFactFinder
10-13-2010, 12:12 AM
motherfucker we have this same TBS shit the next series? Let's see:
-spend first 2 games focusing on iffy calls even though we beat the shit out of them both games
-ignore all of Lee's strikes that were called for balls early
-declare that Price is awesome and Lee tanking right before Nellie misses homer by a foot
-blame Longoria fumbling a ball in his glove on an injury

But the camera work on the last out, with views of Elvis, Lee/Molina, and Wash were awesome

spystud13
10-13-2010, 12:12 AM
And it fucking sucks we're @ 3 Saturday!

Jive Turkey
10-13-2010, 12:13 AM
i was at the McKinney Avenue Tavern in Dallas. it was fucking packed, and the crowd was into it from the first pitch. every run we scored, and every Cliff Lee K was celebrated with much mirth. the roof almost blew off the joint when Ian went yard.

allsome, allsome night.

here are some ticket stubs i found. one is from June 24, 1982 against the A's. this is the earliest documented game i attended. then there is the night of August 22, 1989 - the night Nolan recorded strikeout number 5,000. and then a few stubs from 1990 and 1991. man, this has been a long time coming. never thought i'd see it, but there will be ALCS baseball in DFW in October. 85 and sunny on Friday night. gonna be glorious.

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/7017/dsc00549fq.jpg

tjhooker
10-13-2010, 12:17 AM
i was at the McKinney Avenue Tavern in Dallas. it was fucking packed, and the crowd was into it from the first pitch. every run we scored, and every Cliff Lee K was celebrated with much mirth. the roof almost blew off the joint when Ian went yard.

allsome, allsome night.

here are some ticket stubs i found. one is from June 24, 1982 against the A's. this is the earliest documented game i attended. then there is the night of August 22, 1989 - the night Nolan recorded strikeout number 5,000. and then a few stubs from 1990 and 1991. man, this has been a long time coming. never thought i'd see it, but there will be ALCS baseball in DFW in October. 85 and sunny on Friday night. gonna be glorious.

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/7017/dsc00549fq.jpg

MOAR! my pants are down. I love how Bobby is pattin' the ass in that tix pic.

erniefromclass
10-13-2010, 12:19 AM
here's me thinking 1981 was the year.

http://i56.tinypic.com/2uy4sh4.jpg

Party_Taco
10-13-2010, 12:20 AM
^^^ Allsome.

Jive Turkey
10-13-2010, 12:23 AM
here's me thinking 1981 was the year.

http://i56.tinypic.com/2uy4sh4.jpg
that fucking rocks, dude.

mdmost
10-13-2010, 12:28 AM
Any ideas on lineups? Obviously CJ is the game 1 starter. When would Lee be ready? Game 4?

BoBigRed
10-13-2010, 12:29 AM
And it fucking sucks we're @ 3 Saturday!

This to the Nth degree. Sucks that you guys will have to bring your phones to keep up with the game because I know there will be Rangers fans in town of course.

HornsN04
10-13-2010, 12:29 AM
Washington will be doing lines off Emily Jones' ass later.

tjhooker
10-13-2010, 12:30 AM
I am on hold as Mike from Canton, OH on the Ticket. See if i get on... what should i say?

AggieFactFinder
10-13-2010, 12:31 AM
Lee will be ready game 3 at the latest. That's 5 days rest. Then my guess is it's 6 if needed but preferably 7.

Someone find me Nadel's call of the last out please.

erniefromclass
10-13-2010, 12:34 AM
Complain about being on hold.

tjhooker
10-13-2010, 12:34 AM
Complain about being on hold.

that always works

In10se D
10-13-2010, 12:39 AM
Any ideas on lineups? Obviously CJ is the game 1 starter. When would Lee be ready? Game 4?

CJ game 1, Cobra game 2, Lee game 3.

Game 4 is where it gets interesting. Tommy in NYC for game 4? I'm not liking that. CJ on short rest? He's never done that. I'm seriously hoping we're 2-1 or 3-0 up for 4 because Ron probably has to throw Tommy out in NYC and that is scary.