PDA

View Full Version : A&M really means it



Armybrat
09-19-2011, 05:18 PM
...they are leaving for sure:

http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/crime/6,000-lambs-stolen-in-fredericksburg



Five charged with rustling 6,000 lambs

Fredericksburg livestock valued at $1 million

Updated: Monday, 19 Sep 2011, 4:13 PM CDT

Published : Monday, 19 Sep 2011, 11:57 AM CDT

Jacqueline Ingles (http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/news_team/jacqueline_ingles)
FREDERICKSBURG, Texas (KXAN) - Five men are facing felony theft charges after authorities in Gillespie County (http://www.gillespiecounty.org/) say they stole 6,000 lambs from a feed lot.
It happened at Immel Feed Yard between Willow City and Sandy, near the Blanco County line.
The cost of the missing lambs is estimated at $1 million.
Emilio Rodriguez Lopez, 59, Francisco Rodriguez Lopez, 44, and Cipriano Rodriguez Lopez, 42, Angel Gonzalez-Cortez, 29, and Jose Martinez Hernandez, 38, are being held on felony theft charges.
Texas and Southwestern Cattle Raisers Association (http://www.texascattleraisers.org/) Special Ranger Max Hartmann said this case remains under investigation.
It is believed the thefts took place over a period of several months.
Authorities will not elaborate on how the livestock was stolen.
Feed lot owner Alton Immel declined comment, citing an the ongoing investigation.

jtk1519
09-19-2011, 05:21 PM
Oh shit, they're taking hostages.

Shutup Lou Holtz
09-19-2011, 05:21 PM
How do you steal 6000 animals and hope to get away unnoticed. And what the hell were they going to do with them? Nevermind, I don't want to know

Lat22
09-19-2011, 05:23 PM
Nah. Everybody knows that all Mexicans are t shirt sips.

Hornfan4life
09-19-2011, 05:24 PM
And what the hell were they going to do with them?

Open a brothel near College Station?

MagsŪ
09-19-2011, 05:26 PM
Open a brothel near College Station?

Best lil wool house in Texas?

mikey4
09-19-2011, 05:27 PM
Open a brothel near College Station?

lock thread

Bevoette
09-19-2011, 05:36 PM
Oh shit, they're taking hostages.

a date is a date

TouchdownTexas
09-19-2011, 05:41 PM
http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/shit-just-got-real-doll-12907284019.png

orangebird
09-19-2011, 05:41 PM
I keep hearing some aggys say that they need to modernize and add cheerleaders. Looks like they finally got serious about recruiting some!

HousHorn09
09-19-2011, 05:45 PM
Best lil wool house in Texas?

The Lamb Ranch...

I bet those fuckers start up that fancy dancing again. You know the one I'm talking about...

Tailleur17
09-19-2011, 05:46 PM
http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/shit-just-got-real-doll-12907284019.png

4,3,1,2

TexasEd
09-19-2011, 05:52 PM
Oh shit, they're taking hostages.

homecoming dates

smokindopeimonmycellphone
09-19-2011, 06:43 PM
How do you steal 6000 animals and hope to get away unnoticed. And what the hell were they going to do with them? Nevermind, I don't want to know
this.
how do you steal 6000 animals period?

The Smoking_Man
09-19-2011, 07:20 PM
Best lil wool house in Texas?

HEY-oooooo. ding ding ding ding! /lock it up.

TOR
09-19-2011, 07:30 PM
Best lil wool house in Texas?

Strong to very strong.

Bullrush
09-19-2011, 08:15 PM
Holy Shit. I have property on the Willow City Loop and frequently pass that sheep/feed lot between Sandy and Willow City. That explains the maroon shirted people always mulling around the middle of the feed lots!

OnBoard
09-19-2011, 08:22 PM
This thread is completely full of win. I'm fucking rolling on the floor !!!

Quasimofo
09-19-2011, 08:36 PM
One man's "Felony Theft" is another man's Spring Break. How YOU doin'?

Advocate
09-19-2011, 11:13 PM
Just more hot, hairy women for the MTV's next episode of the Brazos Shore.

M-Red
09-19-2011, 11:25 PM
Limboland seems scary

xr4ticlone
09-19-2011, 11:43 PM
this.
how do you steal 6000 animals period?


I've got a sneaking suspicion I know these people. I'm guessing this is the dad quoted in the article, but I dealt with the kid. If it's the ones I knew they own the car dealership in Fredericksberg as well. Son was a nice guy, but obviously didn't have the family knack for biz but was trying to do 10,000 different things, none of them all that well. I could see this happening...but they must have a ton of sheep for 6k to go missing and not being able to tell.

The Smoking_Man
09-20-2011, 09:03 AM
somebody take a crack at this one:

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6159/6165814551_8503cc0d8a_z.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/mazzaman/6165814551/)

randomscribbles
09-20-2011, 09:08 AM
somebody take a crack at this one:

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6159/6165814551_8503cc0d8a_z.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/mazzaman/6165814551/)

http://www.pynkcelebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dick_in_a_box_timberlake.jpg
I's a dick in a tub!

one! cut a hole in a tub!
two! put your dick in that tub!
Three! feed your sheep from that tub!
And that's how you do it- a dick in a tub!

ImissWallyPryor
09-20-2011, 09:08 AM
http://iruntheinternet.com/lulzdump/images/shit-just-got-real-doll-12907284019.png

3; That's a man, baby; 2; 1

Llano Estacado
09-20-2011, 09:18 AM
3; That's a man, baby; 2; 1

If you are going to shell out money for a sex doll, why would you opt for the flat chested under-bite model?

MagsŪ
09-20-2011, 09:32 AM
http://i1234.photobucket.com/albums/ff407/JWMAG2/sheep.jpg

drew8117
09-20-2011, 09:35 AM
http://www.pynkcelebrity.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/dick_in_a_box_timberlake.jpg
I's a dick in a tub!

one! cut a hole in a tub!
two! put your dick in that tub!
Three! feed your sheep from that tub!
And that's how you do it- a dick in a tub!
This is pretty fucking awesome!

BTW. I can't wait to see this latest installment of "As the Aggy Turns" in MS Paint

drew8117
09-20-2011, 09:37 AM
WTF is the Llama doing in that picture? It's a bit out of place...kind of like Aggy cheerleaders.

MrPhlegm
09-20-2011, 11:29 AM
WTF is the Llama doing in that picture? It's a bit out of place...kind of like Aggy cheerleaders.


Llamas!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbwkkXGmFrI

Staboned
09-20-2011, 11:50 AM
6,000 lambs....

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/1/15092/847047-drooling_homer_mzy5cnunepk4_1__super.gif

To be named later
09-20-2011, 12:01 PM
Open a brothel near College Station?

Or a b-a-a-a-a-ath house.

unklphucker
09-20-2011, 12:14 PM
WTF is the Llama doing in that picture? It's a bit out of place...kind of like Aggy cheerleaders.
It's supposed to be a guard animal, obviously been paid off.

tierranieve
09-20-2011, 12:45 PM
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/080917/memorable-neighbors/office-space_l.jpg

I'll tell ya what I'd do.... 1,200 sheep at the same time man....

The Smoking_Man
09-20-2011, 03:08 PM
http://i1234.photobucket.com/albums/ff407/JWMAG2/sheep.jpg

'you must spread some reputation around before giving it to Mags again'.

well done.....well done indeed.