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Roadkill Sasquatch
01-31-2013, 11:41 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/13/1.APD.10172613.001.jpg
10172613 DONATHAN ROBERT 1302417 01/17/2013 1800-0 POSS CS PG1<1G (FS)

Good Lord! He's a giant! Whoever gave him that shiner must have an incredible reach.

markstanco
01-31-2013, 12:00 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/77/1.APD.10172677.001.jpg
10172677 CARLOPEREZ CHARLENE 1302504 01/17/2013 3009-0 VIOL PROTECT ORDER B

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_cHBm-Hyexu0/TI7KJgGRQ8I/AAAAAAAABSs/VhoG9hmFEf4/s1600/chew.jpg

markstanco
01-31-2013, 12:02 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/26/1.APD.10172626.001.jpg
10172626 WATERS GEORGE 1302444 01/17/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND / DRIVING WHILE LICENS

"

http://roncore.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/2008_01_26_telephone_poles.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
01-31-2013, 12:09 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/20/1.APD.10172720.001.jpg
10172720 FARMER JAMES 1302546 01/17/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJ <2OZ (MB)

http://i.imgur.com/2a5qPOT.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
01-31-2013, 12:44 PM
Good life choices...

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/36/1.APD.10172736.001.jpg
10172736 HEGAR ROBERT 1302563 01/17/2013 3722-0 CUSTODY ARREST / TRAFFIC WARRANT

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/69/1.APD.10172669.001.jpg
10172669 HUDSON ALYSSA 1302487 01/17/2013 3722-0 CUSTODY ARREST / TRAFFIC WARRANT

Roadkill Sasquatch
01-31-2013, 12:50 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/09/1.APD.10172609.001.jpg
10172609 MOSELY BOBBY 1302416 01/17/2013 1800-0 POSS CS PG 1 >=1G <4 / METH

He should fight it.

Celery Man
01-31-2013, 12:53 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/25/1.APD.10172725.001.jpg
10172725 BESHEARS CHRISTIAN 1302552 01/17/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJUANA - <2OZ
someone dun rearranged her nose
http://www.justmugshots.com/img/3715777/lg/christian-beshears.jpg
8/21/2012 - Poss controlled sub/narcotic
http://www.justmugshots.com/img/693738/lg/christian-emile-beshears.jpg
11/10/2011 - Poss Marij< 2oz
work them angles girl
https://si0.twimg.com/profile_images/263245940/me.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/65/1.APD.10172665.001.jpg
10172665 EVANS JOHN 1302499 01/17/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/24/1.APD.10172624.001.jpg
10172624 HEIGHT LOUIGI 1302446 01/17/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJUANA <2OZ

Roadkill Sasquatch
01-31-2013, 12:54 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/84/1.APD.10172684.001.jpg
10172684 PETERSON STEPHEN 1302514 01/17/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJUANA <2OZ (MB)

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/42/1.APD.10172642.001.jpg
10172642 PLAIR JOHNNY 1302469 01/17/2013 1400-0 CRIMINAL MISCHIEF>=$
Whoa.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/08/1.APD.10172608.001.jpg
10172608 ROBERTS ASHLEY 1302419 01/17/2013 4000-0 OUT OF COUNTY_FELONY
Hott.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/81/1.APD.10172681.001.jpg
10172681 VELAZQUEZ DEMETRIS 1302509 01/17/2013 1800-0 POSS CS PG1<1G (FS)
Dude or chick?

Roadkill Sasquatch
01-31-2013, 01:01 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/56/1.APD.10172656.001.jpg
10172656 WILLMAN AUDREY 1302490 01/17/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI

Roller derby chick?
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/480841_10102731667772760_1186590103_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/304508_10102257212120690_59790391_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/561306_10102252789783090_525588442_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/553899_10102532030153150_474694593_n.jpg

Angry Gorilla
01-31-2013, 01:28 PM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/304508_10102257212120690_59790391_n.jpg


10 6 2 8 7 4 9 5
------3 1

MNLonghorn10
01-31-2013, 01:41 PM
jesus..you pegged that chick at # 8?? she's definitely the most X worthy one out of the whole gang

Celery Man
01-31-2013, 02:37 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/31/1.APD.10172731.001.jpg
10172731 HUTCHINSON REGINA 1302558 01/17/2013 3299-0 VIO CITY ORDINANCE - OTHER FAIL TO OBEY LAW
boy or girl?

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/49/1.APD.10172649.001.jpg
10172649 PHILLIPS NASIA 1302470 01/17/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)
boy or girl?

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/73/1.APD.10172673.001.jpg
10172673 THOMAS LAQUINDRA 1302502 01/17/2013 3722-0 CUSTODY ARREST / TRAFFIC WARRANT
boy or girl?

Celery Man
01-31-2013, 02:41 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/09/1.APD.10172609.001.jpg
10172609 MOSELY BOBBY 1302416 01/17/2013 1800-0 POSS CS PG 1 >=1G <4 / METH
dude looks like a member of The Replacements

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/04/1.APD.10172704.001.jpg
10172704 POWELL EVAN 1302529 01/17/2013 0410-1 AGG ASLT STRANGLE/SUFFOCATE / FAMILY VIOLEN
he'll choke a bitch

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/47/1.APD.10172647.001.jpg
10172647 RENDON JOHN 1302478 01/17/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND / FAIL TO APPEAR HAYS

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/50/1.APD.10172650.001.jpg
10172650 VEILLON AMANDA 1302473 01/17/2013 0607-0 THEFT BY SHOPLIFTING
http://www.justmugshots.com/img/3746365/lg/amanda-veillon.jpg
8/31/12 - 0600-0 Theft>=$50
http://images.lookwhogotbusted.com/images/williamson-county-tx/2012-09072.jpg
7/14/12 - Theft Prop>=$50<$500
get some therapy bitch, you cray

jt
01-31-2013, 02:52 PM
hhmmmm


10172669 HUDSON ALYSSA 1302487 01/17/2013 3722-0 CUSTODY ARREST / TRAFFIC WARRANT

NorthLoop
01-31-2013, 03:05 PM
I bet she's a mean bitch

texassax
01-31-2013, 06:12 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/46/1.APD.10172646.001.jpg

10172646 STRAIT DERRICK 1302467 01/17/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI

Boomer Sooner. Dude has not aged well. He picked up this DWI while driving with a suspended license, and has another DWI from July, 2012

http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/derrick-strait/mug-shot-60005991.jpg

lanier vikings, holla!

MNLonghorn10
01-31-2013, 07:22 PM
hhmmmm

hahaha

Luke Duke
01-31-2013, 07:54 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/04/1.APD.10172704.001.jpg
10172704 POWELL EVAN 1302529 01/17/2013 0410-1 AGG ASLT STRANGLE/SUFFOCATE / FAMILY VIOLEN
he'll choke a bitch

:pop:

Scooter
01-31-2013, 09:03 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/04/1.APD.10172704.001.jpg
10172704 POWELL EVAN 1302529 01/17/2013 0410-1 AGG ASLT STRANGLE/SUFFOCATE / FAMILY VIOLEN
he'll choke a bitch


So who is this?

Luke Duke
01-31-2013, 09:31 PM
Ruffian

FCHorn
01-31-2013, 09:43 PM
lanier vikings, holla!

Derek Strait ha ha

Celery Man
02-01-2013, 12:33 AM
:pop:

oh shit

TOR
02-01-2013, 12:38 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/04/1.APD.10172704.001.jpg

heh heh heh

tx 3 putt
02-01-2013, 01:08 AM
So who is this?

Some guy that had to choke a bitch

Mr.Dolemite
02-01-2013, 02:46 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/04/1.APD.10172704.001.jpg

heh heh heh

http://www.mikeruddbillputt.com/home/Issue96/Cliff-Clavin.jpg

Fillmore Slim
02-01-2013, 04:39 AM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/304508_10102257212120690_59790391_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/561306_10102252789783090_525588442_n.jpg


x,x,2,x,x,x,1,3,x,x

MagnificentBastard
02-01-2013, 05:31 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/66/1.APD.10172866.001.jpg
10172866 BAKER HELEN 1302718 01/18/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED

MagnificentBastard
02-01-2013, 05:33 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/35/1.APD.10172835.001.jpg
10172835 BRYAN WILLIAM "JOEY" 1302679 01/18/2013 3442-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

MagnificentBastard
02-01-2013, 05:36 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/98/1.APD.10172798.001.jpg
10172798 DELANEY BRUCE 1302637 01/18/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND

http://img355.imageshack.us/img355/1193/viggosr6.jpg

MagnificentBastard
02-01-2013, 05:38 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/53/1.APD.10172753.001.jpg
10172753 EDWARDS KATELYN 1302582 01/18/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED

MagnificentBastard
02-01-2013, 05:40 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/94/1.APD.10172794.001.jpg
10172794 LAMB WILLIAM 1302633 01/18/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION / ENHANCED

MagnificentBastard
02-01-2013, 05:42 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/45/1.APD.10172745.001.jpg
10172745 SAMPSON MILTON 1302576 01/18/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

MagnificentBastard
02-01-2013, 05:43 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/81/1.APD.10172781.001.jpg
10172781 SHAW TERRILL 1302621 01/18/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)

MagnificentBastard
02-01-2013, 05:44 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/25/1.APD.10172825.001.jpg
10172825 YARBROUGH RACHEL 1302670 01/18/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND / DRIVIING WHILE INTOX

austintx71
02-01-2013, 06:49 AM
Fuck APD. It's like they aren't even trying to arrest hot women any more.

I can only fap to Laquindra and Regina so many times.

Jeevsie
02-01-2013, 06:55 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/66/1.APD.10172866.001.jpg
10172866 BAKER HELEN 1302718 01/18/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED

http://donnphoto.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/tammy-faye-crying.jpg?w=640

jt
02-01-2013, 07:14 AM
i'm betting EDWARDS KATELYN is pretty hot irl. can't find her facebook though.

Player Preferred
02-01-2013, 07:56 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/94/1.APD.10172794.001.jpg
10172794 LAMB WILLIAM 1302633 01/18/2013 2300-0 STALKING DARLA / ENHANCED

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-XGXSrb3SjOs/TVYJYtEwHaI/AAAAAAAAAME/6sfa_gOed74/s1600/alfalfa.jpg

CheeseWeasel
02-01-2013, 08:25 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/24/1.APD.10172624.001.jpg
10172624 HEIGHT LOUIGI 1302446 01/17/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJUANA <2OZ

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQp2pmCsR8DxSEB5xZbtSfRXLwLvimXF gfwd9ODyzNL7-yY338hNQ

BSU-UTfan
02-01-2013, 08:44 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/25/1.APD.10172825.001.jpg
10172825 YARBROUGH RACHEL 1302670 01/18/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND / DRIVIING WHILE INTOX


http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/53/1.APD.10172753.001.jpg
10172753 EDWARDS KATELYN 1302582 01/18/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED

There seems to be some potential here.

Bolverk
02-01-2013, 08:45 AM
There seems to be some potential here.

Potential to catch the lip herp.

Mitch Cumsteen
02-01-2013, 08:53 AM
There seems to be some potential here.
I'm too incompetent to post pics from twitter, but she's actually pretty cute: @RachelYarb

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-01-2013, 09:06 AM
I'm too incompetent to post pics from twitter, but she's actually pretty cute: @RachelYarb

Good find, Mitch.

https://twimg0-a.akamaihd.net/profile_images/2695435334/547f68b3c6e4bbc5a3d624668f02e843.jpeg
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A6qp7POCUAAnXSM.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A4fpr-LCUAAi2tg.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A38a_ZsCUAA6Ane.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A08-VbxCMAARye7.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/A0zDlNMCQAEJIZL.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ax9Sf0KCIAEkZs8.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/AtIpTGaCQAAgv2s.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Asgh1-jCMAMW1w2.jpg:large

Macallan12
02-01-2013, 09:32 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/81/1.APD.10172781.001.jpg
10172781 SHAW TERRILL 1302621 01/18/2013 Just Because

fify

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-01-2013, 09:32 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/45/1.APD.10172745.001.jpg
10172745 SAMPSON MILTON 1302576 01/18/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

Was also booked for assault causing bodily injury.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/20719_10151347132720733_184345141_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/543329_10151231555615733_1505290057_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/2103_63292280732_4659_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/2103_62809670732_392_n.jpg

Tex Pete
02-01-2013, 09:37 AM
Was also booked for assault causing bodily injury.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/20719_10151347132720733_184345141_n.jpg

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/xpkAGg0Etfo/0.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-01-2013, 10:09 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/24/1.APD.10172724.001.jpg
10172724 AVENDANO ANGELA 1302553 01/18/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED

Pretty darn good mugshot. Surely this can't be the only pic this chick has ever taken.

Closest I've found:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/316795_408646922534325_1274723855_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/295215_408646522534365_1156529660_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/557851_324665114265840_513028373_n.jpg

Name and eyebrows match, but I think the noses are too different.

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-01-2013, 10:16 AM
Sometimes you find a mugshot like this one and your first thought is that she must have had a really rough night...

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/72/1.APD.10172772.001.jpg
10172772 BAIRD MEGAN 1302612 01/18/2013 3734-0 DRIVING W/LIC INV W/

But when you look her up, you realize that that's just how she looks.

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/538646_497267663630075_1972871097_n.jpg

judge roybeanbag
02-01-2013, 10:33 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/24/1.APD.10172624.001.jpg
10172624 HEIGHT LOUIGI 1302446 01/17/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJUANA <2OZ


http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/45/1.APD.10172745.001.jpg
10172745 SAMPSON MILTON 1302576 01/18/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

Sweet, we have Luigi AND Mario!

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-01-2013, 10:43 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/26/1.APD.10172726.001.jpg
10172726 CASTRO BERNICE 1302554 01/18/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND / THEFT $50-$500

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/537780_307326736054751_689387704_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/734743_315336681920423_988279028_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/396314_275411105912981_1231912970_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/406106_309633802490711_1033072520_n.jpg

Years since Bernice graduated from high school: 2
Number of kids: 2
Number of times she's been arrested in the past four months for stealing stupid, petty s#$%: 2

Those are not good ratios, Bernice...
http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/bobbye-turner/mug-shot-76426281.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-01-2013, 10:46 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/49/1.APD.10172749.001.jpg
10172749 DAVIS JONICA 1302584 01/18/2013 2102-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI / 2ND
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/12411_1402147896161_6511520_n.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-01-2013, 11:00 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/10/1.APD.10172810.001.jpg
10172810 FINCO JOHN 1302648 01/18/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOX W/3 PRE

http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/john-finco/mug-shot-55577001.jpg
4/28/12

Gonna have to give John a new shirt if I ever see him around...

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-01-2013, 11:20 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/37/1.APD.10172737.001.jpg
10172737 HART JOANNA 1302565 01/18/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/377549_550652923276_940182576_n.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-01-2013, 11:28 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/26/1.APD.10172826.001.jpg
10172826 HERRERA MYLES 1302671 01/18/2013 3442-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

Arrested on consecutive days. Newest member of the RFL (17 total mugs). Also, dude usually brings it in the shots:

http://www.mugshotsonline.com/le/myles-herrera/mug-shot-46010991.jpghttp://www.mugshotsonline.com/le/myles-herrera/mug-shot-43905172.jpghttp://www.mugshotsonline.com/le/myles-herrera/mug-shot-42142572.jpghttp://www.mugshotsonline.com/le/myles-herrera/mug-shot-34519752.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-01-2013, 11:37 AM
West, Game 3, girl #2. Has there ever been a greater disparity between mugshot and other pics? Holy crap that was a rough night for her.

I think we may have found the new all-time greatest disparity...

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/99/1.APD.10172799.001.jpg
10172799 INGRAM AMBER 1302638 01/18/2013 0900-1 ASSLT BODILY INJ:FAM

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/564286_283330385100209_1907154258_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/603424_276055182494396_1016051244_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/155285_291502637616317_1161837613_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/536434_235177663248815_711523646_n.jpg

How is that kind of turnaround even possible??

TOR
02-01-2013, 11:39 AM
Meth is a helluva drug.

Player Preferred
02-01-2013, 11:49 AM
I don't know shit about meth except for what I've learned from Walter White and Jesse. But what's the deal with the acne? That girl was pretty cute, but she sure went to hell in a handbasket quick.

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-01-2013, 11:55 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/62/1.APD.10172762.001.jpg
10172762 PARKS DALLAS 1302598 01/18/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED

Damn, January tournament just got interesting.

http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/111030/11/4ead971e94e6b.jpg
http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/111030/11/4ead9710286be.jpg
http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/111030/11/4ead97059a9ef.jpg
http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/111030/11/4ead96fa8aef2.jpg
http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/111030/11/4ead96f2af06d.jpg
http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/111030/11/4ead96e3ca49c.jpg

http://www.modelmayhem.com/2426612

TOR
02-01-2013, 11:58 AM
Have you ever seen Dallas from a DC9 at night?

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-01-2013, 12:06 PM
Dallas, part II:

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/306583_10150877871497024_970229613_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/561016_10151126205247024_1082948337_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/526967_10150996273057024_1084224581_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/375613_10150906071957024_2061183333_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/181488_10150857105237024_1287509854_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/536063_10150824048282024_690039383_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/550533_10150822160707024_615331521_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/529775_10150652512222024_283336829_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/389730_10150599406157024_1614244869_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/383259_10150421525287024_742487989_n.jpg

P
02-01-2013, 12:14 PM
I don't know shit about meth except for what I've learned from Walter White and Jesse. But what's the deal with the acne? That girl was pretty cute, but she sure went to hell in a handbasket quick.



Not sure if it's meth. Many girls are good at covering that shit up with concealer and all the other products they use. This may just be what she looks like without makeup? Early morning arrest and what not.

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-01-2013, 12:23 PM
got damn. I need to buy a camera and find some dumb bitches.

From Dallas Parks' modeling page:


Hello and thanks for visiting my port/profile,

I consider myself a very engaging, responsive personality...an ease to work with, cooperative and proficient. I follow directions well and I absolutely love being in front of the camera! Understanding that time is of maximum importance; I am also very punctual and respectful of the objectives of others...I expect the same in return. I'm still fairly new to the modeling scene and I'm interested in establishing a little more momentum, broadening my scope by working with a series of more knowledgeable professionals.

I am interested in building a very solid portfolio and I'm pretty much open to any creative expression or project. Feel free to send me a PM if you are interested in working together. I'm open to TFCD considering the creativeness of the shoot as well as location/distance.

Please include the following information:

1. Your name/company name
2. Location of shoot
3. Compensation/TFCD offered
4. Potential dates for shoot
5. Approximate length of shoot
6. Is makeup/wardrobe/hair provided?
7. Brief project description
8. Contact information
9. References
10. Website link

Arrangements for TF/TFCD are limited...rare, creative concepts will always be considered. Otherwise, I prefer paid shoots...my rates are extremely reasonable...message me for more info.

***I am also open to traveling if all expenses are taken care of in advance***


Types of shoots that interest me and will benefit my portfolio:

1. Promo work
2. Magazine print
3. Artistic
4. Body paint
5. Swimwear
6. Beauty/Glamor
7. Lingerie
8. Playboy style nude
9. Calender
10. Fashion

**I reserve the right to have an escort accompany me. I assure you that they will never be on set or interfere with the chemistry of the shoot.**

Thanks for stopping by...I look forward to working with you!

Dallas

So, CM, you get that camera yet?

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-01-2013, 12:26 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/59/1.APD.10172759.001.jpg
10172759 SALAZAR DIANA 1302594 01/18/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI

Celery Man
02-01-2013, 12:28 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/62/1.APD.10172762.001.jpg
10172762 PARKS DALLAS 1302598 01/18/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED

Damn, January tournament just got interesting.

http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/111030/11/4ead971e94e6b.jpg
http://photos.modelmayhem.com/photos/111030/11/4ead9710286be.jpg


timebomb

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-01-2013, 12:30 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/07/1.APD.10172807.001.jpg
10172807 WILHA JERRID 1302656 01/18/2013 3399-0 OBSTRUCT RETALIATION

http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/jerrid-v-wilha/mug-shot-74481201.jpg
1/18/2013 OBSTRUCTION OR RETALIATION

Dude was really feeling like obstructing that day.

ldogg53
02-01-2013, 12:31 PM
Dallas, part II:

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/529775_10150652512222024_283336829_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/389730_10150599406157024_1614244869_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/383259_10150421525287024_742487989_n.jpg

Damnit, she needs a new hair stylist. That shit looks like the Long Island Medium lady. Kills it for me.
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-r0B2KAGKV3M/UJXwQ63uo4I/AAAAAAAAE54/K0dDBYjiAd4/s1600/Theresa+Caputo+Long+Island+Medium.jpg

Kyrie Eleison
02-01-2013, 12:44 PM
she's going to be 2 bills + by the end of the decade...

skankarrific!

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-01-2013, 12:48 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/12/1.APD.10172812.001.jpg
10172812 ACOSTA RICHARD 1302654 01/18/2013 0900-1 ASSLT BODILY INJ:FAM

"Guess what, Dick! Now it's our turn."

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-01-2013, 12:52 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/04/1.APD.10172804.001.jpg
10172804 BECKWITH TIMOTHY 1302643 01/18/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)

Stealing wigs?

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/30/1.APD.10172830.001.jpg
10172830 DAIGLE CAMERON 1302678 01/18/2013 1818-0 POSS OF DRUG PARAPHERNALIA

Needs to be Timothy's cellmate.

CaptainEd
02-01-2013, 12:59 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/30/1.APD.10172830.001.jpg
10172830 DAIGLE CAMERON 1302678 01/18/2013 1818-0 POSS OF DRUG PARAPHERNALIA

Needs to be Timothy's cellmate.

http://prettymuchamazing.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/beastieboys1.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-01-2013, 01:01 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/47/1.APD.10172747.001.jpg
10172747 GARCIA SALVADOR 1302579 01/18/2013 2109-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOX / FELONY / ENHANCED PRI

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120208112009/marveldatabase/images/2/29/Leader-l1.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/64/1.APD.10172864.001.jpg
10172864 HEMPHILL BEVERLY 1302710 01/18/2013 1800-0 POSS CS PG1<1G (FS)

Aptly named.

texasdago
02-01-2013, 01:01 PM
[IMG]http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/30/1.APD.10172830.001.jpg
10172830 DAIGLE CAMERON 1302678 01/18/2013 1818-0 POSS OF DRUG PARAPHERNALIA

Needs to be Timothy's cellmate.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kG6W-WgVgl8/Td2fKjoYuRI/AAAAAAAAAXo/DcVlZVVGrFM/s1600/Heatmiser.png

pescado_rojo
02-01-2013, 01:02 PM
she's going to be 2 bills + by the end of the decade...

skankarrific!

That girl's a bad breakup and a 1/2 gallon of Blue Bell from crossing the point of no return.

Jeevsie
02-01-2013, 01:08 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Asgh1-jCMAMW1w2.jpg:large

I like the one on the left.

Mitch Cumsteen
02-01-2013, 01:25 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/mcumsteen/12411_1402147896161_6511520_n_zps82bcdf27.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-01-2013, 01:42 PM
OK, trying to wrap my head around this one...

On 8/16/11, Travis Jay Seeley was convicted of "INDECENCY WITH A CHILD SEXUAL CONTACT" in the state of Texas. The girl was 14. He was 23.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmvltGkhV5ZrJHSRu8HNEmM-jCYXAy74b1g5PSiKafYl6Og-4e

He was thereupon sentenced to just 7 years in prison.

Of course, he didn't actually even serve that much time—as he made parole and then subsequently landed his first appearance in this thread back in November of 2012 (just slightly more than a year after his initial sentencing):

http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/travis-seeley/mug-shot-65290091.jpg
11/9/12 4003-0 APPLICATION TO REVOK

Now, at that point, we had no clue what his previous crime had been or what he had done to merit a possible revoking of his parole, but even then you could just tell that something was clearly off about this guy.

So a couple of months pass and, whoops, here he is again:

http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/travis-seeley/mug-shot-74552781.jpg
1/7/2013 0905-0 RESIST ARREST SEARCH

I guess his parole hadn't been revoked, after all. But surely now it would be, right? I mean, how many chances does a guy get?

And then today:

http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/travis-seeley/mug-shot-79606021.jpg
1/18/13 4000-0 SEXUAL ASSAULT OF A CHILD

Complete and utter failure.

Macallan12
02-01-2013, 01:45 PM
sickening

Schulz
02-01-2013, 01:45 PM
They should throw his ass in the with general pop and let em all know why he's in there.

Celery Man
02-01-2013, 02:08 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/54/1.APD.10172754.001.jpg
10172754 BARON MICHAEL 1302586 01/18/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/14/1.APD.10172814.001.jpg
10172814 JOHNSON KINION 1302652 01/18/2013 2707-0 FAIL TO ID GIVE FALS
boy or girl?
http://thumbs.mugshots.com/gallery/images/36/fa/Kinion-Trent-Johnson-mugshot-22510222.140x140.jpg
http://thumbs.mugshots.com/gallery/images/31/9c/Kinion-Trent-Johnson-mugshot-23271987.140x140.jpg
http://thumbs.mugshots.com/gallery/images/54/ec/Kinion-Trent-Johnson-mugshot-23272002.140x140.jpg
http://thumbs.mugshots.com/gallery/images/e5/f6/Kinion-Trent-Johnson-mugshot-23271961.140x140.jpg
http://thumbs.mugshots.com/gallery/images/87/88/Kinion-Trent-Johnson-mugshot-23272021.400x800.jpg
http://thumbs.mugshots.com/gallery/images/65/cf/Kinion-Trent-Johnson-mugshot-23271882.400x800.jpg
http://www.bustedmugshots.com/image/get/listing/mug-shot-49656531.jpg
boy. Homeless kid with a bunch of pot, theft, jaywalking, and criminal mischief charges up in Round Rock.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/04/1.APD.10172904.001.jpg
10172904 ONDERDONK TAUSHA 1302741 01/18/2013 1800-0 POSS CS PG1<1G (FS)
very appropriate name

Celery Man
02-01-2013, 02:13 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/63/1.APD.10172863.001.jpg
10172863 SCHARNBERG RYAN 1302709 01/18/2013 1800-0 POSS CS PG1<1G (FS) / < 1G
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7opkivsy21qg3y1qo1_400.jpg

Tex Pete
02-01-2013, 02:17 PM
timebombTicking fatbomb was the exact phrase that came to my mind.

Hefeweizen
02-01-2013, 02:19 PM
Dallas looks like she is about 4'10". Midget sex anyone?

stunns38
02-01-2013, 02:40 PM
OK, trying to wrap my head around this one...

On 8/16/11, Travis Jay Seeley was convicted of "INDECENCY WITH A CHILD SEXUAL CONTACT" in the state of Texas. The girl was 14. He was 23.

http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRmvltGkhV5ZrJHSRu8HNEmM-jCYXAy74b1g5PSiKafYl6Og-4e

He was thereupon sentenced to just 7 years in prison.

Of course, he didn't actually even serve that much time—as he made parole and then subsequently landed his first appearance in this thread back in November of 2012 (just slightly more than a year after his initial sentencing):

http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/travis-seeley/mug-shot-65290091.jpg
11/9/12 4003-0 APPLICATION TO REVOK

Now, at that point, we had no clue what his previous crime had been or what he had done to merit a possible revoking of his parole, but even then you could just tell that something was clearly off about this guy.

So a couple of months pass and, whoops, here he is again:

http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/travis-seeley/mug-shot-74552781.jpg
1/7/2013 0905-0 RESIST ARREST SEARCH

I guess his parole hadn't been revoked, after all. But surely now it would be, right? I mean, how many chances does a guy get?

And then today:

http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/travis-seeley/mug-shot-79606021.jpg
1/18/13 4000-0 SEXUAL ASSAULT OF A CHILD

Complete and utter failure.

White privilege? Jokes and racism aside, what a fucking shitty justice system. Lawsuit better happen.

pescado_rojo
02-01-2013, 02:56 PM
White privilege? Jokes and racism aside, what a fucking shitty justice system. Lawsuit better happen.

If I was the parent of the second child (or third) I would be looking to put my foot up someone's ass.

Dennis Taylor
02-01-2013, 03:18 PM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Asgh1-jCMAMW1w2.jpg:large

I like the one on the left.

1,3,4,2

TOR
02-01-2013, 03:20 PM
RATS and a mommy tummy on the left one.

Jeevsie
02-01-2013, 04:19 PM
RATS and a mommy tummy on the left one.

Your whore mouth. Shut it.

TOR
02-01-2013, 04:28 PM
RATS and a mommy tummy on the left one.


Your whore mouth. Shut it.

Oh my, I've touched a nerve.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Asgh1-jCMAMW1w2.jpg:large

MNLonghorn10
02-01-2013, 04:56 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/63/1.APD.10172863.001.jpg
10172863 SCHARNBERG RYAN 1302709 01/18/2013 1800-0 POSS CS PG1<1G (FS) / < 1G
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7opkivsy21qg3y1qo1_400.jpg

http://cdn102.iofferphoto.com/img/item/123/657/933/PvNYhfv84TSNtLE.jpg

Dennis Taylor
02-01-2013, 06:13 PM
RATS and a mommy tummy on the left one.

not your standard?

MNLonghorn10
02-01-2013, 09:07 PM
why did i quote celery mans donkey lips doppelganger with my own..f'in tapatalk

Celery Man
02-01-2013, 09:10 PM
why did i quote celery mans donkey lips doppelganger with my own..f'in tapatalk

I spent about 3 minutes on that before I gave up.

TheTexasHammer
02-01-2013, 09:18 PM
Oh my, I've touched a nerve.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Asgh1-jCMAMW1w2.jpg:large


All of them have better legs than Kate Upton.

MagnificentBastard
02-02-2013, 02:57 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/74/1.APD.10172974.001.jpg
10172974 BALTISTA MARIO 1302829 01/19/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND / FAIL TO ID FALSE/FIC

MagnificentBastard
02-02-2013, 02:58 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/92/1.APD.10172892.001.jpg
10172892 BESSETTE CHARLES 1302742 01/19/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED

MagnificentBastard
02-02-2013, 02:59 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/57/1.APD.10172957.001.jpg
10172957 BROWN STUART 1302812 01/19/2013 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS

MagnificentBastard
02-02-2013, 03:03 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/94/1.APD.10172994.001.jpg
10172994 CAMDEN CHRISTINA 1302854 01/19/2013 3799-0 TRAFFIC OFFENSE SING

Speeding?

MagnificentBastard
02-02-2013, 03:07 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/38/1.APD.10172938.001.jpg
10172938 RODRIGUEZ ALEJANDRO 1302791 01/19/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND

MagnificentBastard
02-02-2013, 03:08 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/20/1.APD.10172920.001.jpg
10172920 SHEETS MICHELLE 1302766 01/19/2013 0900-1 ASSLT CAUSES BODILY INJURY FV 22.01(A)(1) P

MagnificentBastard
02-02-2013, 03:09 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/88/1.APD.10172988.001.jpg
10172988 STRAKA THOMAS 1302844 01/19/2013 1800-0 POSS CONTROLLED SUB/NARCOTIC PG1<1G

MagnificentBastard
02-02-2013, 03:12 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/85/1.APD.10172985.001.jpg
10172985 WOODS KENYA 1302840 01/19/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC

Bolverk
02-02-2013, 10:39 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/85/1.APD.10172985.001.jpg
10172985 WOODS KENYA 1302840 01/19/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC

Aspiring model:
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-frc1/734454_551106561575904_758332518_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/558378_481106851909209_1445003218_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/549592_394119967274565_1627593440_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/547515_392814954071733_291815502_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/422453_382802921739603_212146917_n.jpg

Beau Vine
02-02-2013, 10:44 AM
Here's something to look forward to:

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q30/dangjim/CBrewerArrested.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-02-2013, 11:01 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/01/1.APD.10172901.001.jpg
10172901 BLACKWELL MICHELLE 1302749 01/19/2013 0900-1 ASSLT CAUSES BODILY INJURY FV 22.01(A)(1) P

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/249633_224306190921367_7492749_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/20963_104370542914933_6360517_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/388691_309155595769759_496118529_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/25837_107554132596574_3653782_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/8525_100964566588864_1297077_n.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-02-2013, 11:13 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/19/1.APD.10172919.001.jpg
10172919 HALL SHARISMA 1302762 01/19/2013 3734-0 DRIVING W/LIC INV W/

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/282814_119447528224877_1624800139_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/484676_128025487367081_1418485657_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/737_108044142698549_1918037752_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/550861_442103285817019_841128379_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/546713_501046739922673_1879522394_n.jpg
Ouch! Why??

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-02-2013, 11:27 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/43/1.APD.10172943.001.jpg
10172943 LEVRIER ANDRES 1302795 01/19/2013 3722-0 CUSTODY ARREST / TRAFFIC WARRANT

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/64/1.APD.10172964.001.jpg
10172964 MARTINEZ CARLOS 1302818 01/19/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND TO SOLVE WORLD HUNGER

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/44/1.APD.10172944.001.jpg
10172944 MCCARDLE KENNETH 1302797 01/19/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)

Remember, kids, don't do drugs.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/04/1.APD.10173004.001.jpg
10173004 MOON JOSHUA 1302863 01/19/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

Beware the three-fingered blue claw of death!

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-02-2013, 11:30 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/80/1.APD.10172880.001.jpg
10172880 ORTIZ GABRIEL 1302725 01/19/2013 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS

Another one for the RFL's "Tony Blotto."

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-02-2013, 11:38 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/26/1.APD.10172926.001.jpg
10172926 ABBAS MUHAMED 1302771 01/19/2013 1800-0 POSS CONTROLLED SUB/NARCOTIC - PG 2 <1G - E

Dude looks like a cartoon.

Leander Horn
02-02-2013, 06:54 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/01/1.APD.10172901.001.jpg
10172901 BLACKWELL MICHELLE 1302749 01/19/2013 0900-1 ASSLT CAUSES BODILY INJURY FV 22.01(A)(1) P




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YdgtZjulCtM

CPHornFan
02-02-2013, 07:28 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/88/1.APD.10172988.001.jpg
10172988 STRAKA THOMAS 1302844 01/19/2013 1800-0 POSS CONTROLLED SUB/NARCOTIC PG1<1G

http://joeboydblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/geicocavemen.jpeg (http://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=geico+caveman&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&docid=xDaJxgTzfv02_M&tbnid=zdIILxg8UBiM2M:&ved=0CAUQjRw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fjoeboydblog.com%2F2012%2F02%2F15% 2Fmeet-the-geico-caveman%2F&ei=Lb0NUbeZMvTU2QWW54HYCg&bvm=bv.41867550,d.b2I&psig=AFQjCNFn6Vckxp9HR0XS5RCZ6H20EWzacA&ust=1359941275803057)

Jeevsie
02-03-2013, 12:13 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/43/1.APD.10172943.001.jpg
10172943 LEVRIER ANDRES 1302795 01/19/2013 3722-0 CUSTODY ARREST / TRAFFIC WARRANT



Tron?

MagnificentBastard
02-03-2013, 04:41 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/03/1.APD.10173103.001.jpg
10173103 CARRIGAN MICKEL 1302971 01/20/2013 0902-0 ASSAULT BY CONTACT(MC)

MagnificentBastard
02-03-2013, 04:59 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/26/1.APD.10173126.001.jpg
10173126 CRABB GARY 1302997 01/20/2013 2405-0 DISORDERLY CONDUCT-UNREASONABLE NOISE

http://oi50.tinypic.com/28hk0oy.jpg

MagnificentBastard
02-03-2013, 05:07 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/28/1.APD.10173028.001.jpg
10173028 FRANKS TIANA 1302891 01/20/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

MagnificentBastard
02-03-2013, 05:09 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/84/1.APD.10173084.001.jpg
10173084 KEITH MARY 1302951 01/20/2013 2105-0 INTOXICATION ASSAULT

MagnificentBastard
02-03-2013, 05:11 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/05/1.APD.10173105.001.jpg
10173105 SELF WHITNEY 1302975 01/20/2013 2102-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED / 2ND

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-03-2013, 11:15 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/92/1.APD.10173092.001.jpg
10173092 ALENSKIS JAMIE 1302959 01/20/2013 1400-0 CRIMINAL MISCHIEF

Despite appearances, this looks to be his first ever arrest.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/99/1.APD.10173099.001.jpg
10173099 ANDRUS DESMOND 1302970 01/20/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

Ladies and gentlemen, the King of January 2013!

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/68/1.APD.10173068.001.jpg
10173068 ANES JEANETTE 1302936 01/20/2013 1800-0 POSS CONTROLLED SUBSTANCE - PG1<1G - CRACK
http://rlv.zcache.com/crack_is_whack_tshirt-d235862319214955852cz83_210.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-03-2013, 11:19 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/18/1.APD.10173118.001.jpg
10173118 BISHOP SILAS 1302991 01/20/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED

A fitting mugshot for today. I just hope he did his Ray Lewis dance when he arrived at the jail.

http://cdnl.complex.com/assets/CHANNEL_IMAGES/SPORTS/2013/01/content/ray_eyfgh.gif

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-03-2013, 11:29 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/61/1.APD.10173061.001.jpg
10173061 BROWN MICHELLE 1302928 01/20/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED / COLLISION

Potential, but haven't found a match yet.

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-03-2013, 11:31 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/15/1.APD.10173115.001.jpg
10173115 BRYANT STEVEN 1302986 01/20/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

Dr. Phil in a toupee?

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-03-2013, 11:35 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/13/1.APD.10173113.001.jpg
10173113 CHILDS JAMONTRE 1302980 01/20/2013 3722-0 CUSTODY ARREST / TRAFFIC WARRANT
http://smithcollegesquash.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/uwb_live_united_large_ad_300.jpg

deech
02-03-2013, 11:38 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/92/1.APD.10173092.001.jpg
10173092 ALENSKIS JAMIE 1302959 01/20/2013 1400-0 CRIMINAL MISCHIEF

Despite appearances, this looks to be his first ever arrest.


https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS-J1AYNFRn9NoNijeeSPlZ9wXTOY_pv2HkSAfRVpF-wUtTKLzw

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-03-2013, 11:48 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/71/1.APD.10173071.001.jpg
10173071 GONZALES RICARDO 1302937 01/20/2013 0900-1 ASSLT CAUSES BODILY INJURY FV 22.01(A)(1) P

Good enough to be a meme: Ricardo the Penitent Thug perhaps?

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/34273300.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-03-2013, 11:51 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/37/1.APD.10173037.001.jpg
10173037 HART ANGELA 1302904 01/20/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/481010_10152121472225433_288378727_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/734262_10152404074420433_551336069_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/163378_10152404078345433_1188985506_n.jpg

TOR
02-03-2013, 11:54 AM
Well hello, Angie.

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-03-2013, 11:59 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/79/1.APD.10173079.001.jpg
10173079 JESTER MICAH 1302948 01/20/2013 0402-0 AGG ASSLT W/DEADLY W

This jester gets no laughs.

http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/micah-jester/mug-shot-60220361.jpghttp://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/micah-jester/mug-shot-49374341.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-03-2013, 12:01 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/08/1.APD.10173108.001.jpg
10173108 LEE FRANK 1302977 01/20/2013 3722-0 CUSTODY ARREST / TRAFFIC WARRANT
http://sellgoldboston.org/images/sell_gold_teeth_boston2.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-03-2013, 12:05 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/62/1.APD.10173062.001.jpg
10173062 MCINTOSH STERLING 1302925 01/20/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/17/1.APD.10173117.001.jpg
10173117 MONTGOMERY EDWIN 1302989 01/20/2013 0608-0 THEFT OF SERV >=$20<

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/93/1.APD.10173093.001.jpg
10173093 PARDO ANDREW 1302960 01/20/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND / DRIVING WHILE INTOXI

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/48/1.APD.10173048.001.jpg
10173048 SHAGHAGHI NEDA 1302916 01/20/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED

MillerEP
02-03-2013, 01:22 PM
Her FB and pintrest, either locked down or pretty barren:
http://www.facebook.com/neda.shaghaghi
http://pinterest.com/neda92/

Player Preferred
02-03-2013, 01:47 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/62/1.APD.10173062.001.jpg
10173062 MCINTOSH STERLING 1302925 01/20/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED



http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/252/25410395.png

TOR
02-03-2013, 01:48 PM
Correct me if I'm wrong, Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they'll lock me up and throw away the key.

pescado_rojo
02-03-2013, 03:06 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/03/1.APD.10173103.001.jpg
10173103 CARRIGAN MICKEL 1302971 01/20/2013 0902-0 3Rd degree crop dusting(MC)

Fifm

SizzleChest
02-03-2013, 03:50 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/05/1.APD.10173105.001.jpg
10173105 SELF WHITNEY 1302975 01/20/2013 2102-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED / 2ND

What the fuck?

MagnificentBastard
02-04-2013, 05:18 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/14/1.APD.10173214.001.jpg
10173214 CAROTHERS ALTON 1303095 01/21/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED

MagnificentBastard
02-04-2013, 05:19 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/35/1.APD.10173235.001.jpg
10173235 DAVILA JORGE 1303105 01/21/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND

MagnificentBastard
02-04-2013, 05:20 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/15/1.APD.10173215.001.jpg
10173215 FOSTER WILLIAM 1303097 01/21/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND

MagnificentBastard
02-04-2013, 05:21 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/51/1.APD.10173151.001.jpg
10173151 GAYTON MARIO 1303026 01/21/2013 0410-1 AGG ASLT STRANGLE/SUFFOCATE

Someone had an OU neck tat?

MagnificentBastard
02-04-2013, 05:25 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/16/1.APD.10173216.001.jpg
10173216 PULIDO ELIZABETH 1303098 01/21/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)

MagnificentBastard
02-04-2013, 05:26 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/49/1.APD.10173149.001.jpg
10173149 QURESHI DONISH 1303016 01/21/2013 2406-0 DISORDERLY CONDUCT-FIGHTING

Bolverk
02-04-2013, 05:49 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/16/1.APD.10173216.001.jpg
10173216 PULIDO ELIZABETH 1303098 01/21/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)

good morning
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/302858_3904120091855_1606586040_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/483087_3769716651853_1172966370_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/9715_4050034419622_67271806_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/301327_3644265715658_311355984_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/531376_3454300846655_1605468186_n.jpg

Jeevsie
02-04-2013, 06:57 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/03/1.APD.10173103.001.jpg
10173103 CARRIGAN MICKEL 1302971 01/20/2013 0902-0 ASSAULT BY CONTACT(MC)

Take a mugshot like a pirate day?

Mitch Cumsteen
02-04-2013, 09:09 AM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/mcumsteen/388691_309155595769759_496118529_n_zps17bda760.jpg

Luke Duke
02-04-2013, 09:21 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/16/1.APD.10173216.001.jpg
10173216 PULIDO ELIZABETH 1303098 01/21/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)



https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/483087_3769716651853_1172966370_n.jpg

Looks like February is already locked up.

CaptainEd
02-04-2013, 10:05 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/38/1.APD.10172938.001.jpg
10172938 RODRIGUEZ ALEJANDRO 1302791 01/19/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND

that is the exact face my 1 year old makes when i'm about to have to change a diaper.

Celery Man
02-04-2013, 10:35 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/79/1.APD.10173179.001.jpg
10173179 BIGHAM MICHELLE 1303057 01/21/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)
what you thieve girl?
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/545372_10151225173304904_1167866827_n.jpg
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/429778_10150689244989904_1065464213_n.jpg
as far as cakes go this is pretty fucking morbid
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/p206x206/402710_10150557267384904_1302349987_n.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/57/1.APD.10173157.001.jpg
10173157 COXWELL LINDSEY 1303031 01/21/2013 0900-1 ASSLT CAUSES BODILY INJURY FV 22.01
http://www.facebook.com/#!/lindsey.coxwell.7(A)(1) P
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/64037_107418229432382_1398631201_n.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/22/1.APD.10173222.001.jpg
10173222 DAVIS WILLIAM 1303104 01/21/2013 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS

Celery Man
02-04-2013, 10:43 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/05/1.APD.10173205.001.jpg
10173205 DUNN LADESSA 1303085 01/21/2013 0607-0 THEFT BY SHOPLIFTING>=$500<$1500
was that wrong?
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/200716_187928384583164_1664512_n.jpg
should I have not done that?
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/199014_187928617916474_6846496_n.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/98/1.APD.10173198.001.jpg
10173198 FOSTER SANDRA? 1303080 01/21/2013 0402-0 AGG ASSLT W/DEADLY W

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/86/1.APD.10173186.001.jpg
10173186 GAY GLENDA 1303065 01/21/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND
well, at least this time you got no curb rash
http://www.bustedmugshots.com/image/get/listing/mug-shot-57949171.jpg

Celery Man
02-04-2013, 10:52 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/89/1.APD.10173189.001.jpg
10173189 HUSKINS MARVELYN 1303069 01/21/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/80/1.APD.10173180.001.jpg
10173180 JOHNSON TERRY 1303058 01/21/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/92/1.APD.10173192.001.jpg
10173192 LIGHT WESTLY 1303071 01/21/2013 0402-1 AGG ASSAULT FAM/DATE VIOLENCE / W DEADLY WE

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/43/1.APD.10173143.001.jpg
10173143 LOPEZGARICA FRANCISCO 1303015 01/21/2013 2111-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED BAC >= 0.15

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/42/1.APD.10173242.001.jpg
10173242 MILLER TERENCE 1303083 01/21/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/45/1.APD.10173145.001.jpg
10173145 PATIDAR AKASH 1303019 01/21/2013 2406-0 DISORDERLY CONDUCT-FIGHTING
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/p206x206/532393_10152314615450052_1868133220_n.jpg
ladies

Celery Man
02-04-2013, 11:05 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/12/1.APD.10173212.001.jpg
10173212 PENNINGTON SANDY 1303093 01/21/2013 1101-0 THEFT>=$20<$500 BY C

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/49/1.APD.10173149.001.jpg
10173149 QURESHI DONISH 1303016 01/21/2013 2406-0 DISORDERLY CONDUCT-FIGHTING
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/408572_10152403158405237_218339115_n.jpg
wonder what he and akash were scrappin bout
*edit* probably curry

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/56/1.APD.10173156.001.jpg
10173156 RODRIGUEZ ADRIAN 1303032 01/21/2013 1709-0 INDECENCY W/CHILD CONTACT 21.11 (A)(1) PC
bad times

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/04/1.APD.10173204.001.jpg
10173204 RUSH RICHARD 1303084 01/21/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
Dick always made quick work of the ladies

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/48/1.APD.10173148.001.jpg
10173148 SHULTS NICHOLAS 1303020 01/21/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

NorthLoop
02-04-2013, 11:15 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/48/1.APD.10173148.001.jpg
10173148 SHULTS NICHOLAS 1303020 01/21/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

http://clstegall.com/wp-content/uploads/pyle.jpg

hullabelew
02-04-2013, 11:19 AM
10173212 PENNINGTON SANDY 1303093 01/21/2013 1101-0 THEFT>=$20<$500 BY C

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/49/1.APD.10173149.001.jpg
10173149 QURESHI DONISH 1303016 01/21/2013 2406-0 DISORDERLY CONDUCT-FIGHTING
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/408572_10152403158405237_218339115_n.jpg
wonder what he and akash were scrappin bout
Other dude got tired of his "Here, smell this" routine.

GeorgeXPD8
02-04-2013, 11:33 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/13/1.APD.10173113.001.jpg
10173113 CHILDS JAMONTRE 1302980 01/20/2013 3722-0 CUSTODY ARREST / TRAFFIC WARRANT
http://smithcollegesquash.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/uwb_live_united_large_ad_300.jpg

he should starts?

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-04-2013, 11:53 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/22/1.APD.10173222.001.jpg
10173222 DAVIS WILLIAM 1303104 01/21/2013 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS

Looks like someone ran over his face with a bicycle.

EvilCaseMcCoy
02-04-2013, 11:58 AM
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/531376_3454300846655_1605468186_n.jpg

Well someone's ass looks hungry. *munch munch munch*

CheeseWeasel
02-04-2013, 11:59 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/43/1.APD.10172943.001.jpg
10172943 LEVRIER ANDRES 1302795 01/19/2013 3722-0 CUSTODY ARREST / TRAFFIC WARRANT


https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRs1icqAgQXGBz84UByFrktZf7LCn0Lk rz4GY7pHYGfDCZAuPfu

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-04-2013, 02:27 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/96/1.APD.10173196.001.jpg
10173196 ANDRUS DESMOND 1303077 01/21/2013 2716-0 CRIMINAL TRESPASS

His 5th in 12 days.

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-04-2013, 02:28 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/00/1.APD.10173200.001.jpg
10173200 ANISIMOV ANTON 1303079 01/21/2013 0900-1 ASSLT CAUSES BODILY INJURY FV 22.01(A)(1) P

Cops must have had kryptonite.

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-04-2013, 02:34 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/84/1.APD.10173184.001.jpg
10173184 CORDERO VANESSA 1303063 01/21/2013 3734-0 DRIVING WHILE LICENSE INVALID - WITH PREVIO

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/190221_3979503441163_42263524_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/261425_4174381873002_44751369_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/394741_3550977728288_856799163_n.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-04-2013, 02:38 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/29/1.APD.10173129.001.jpg
10173129 DELGADO JOSEPH 1303001 01/21/2013 4000-0 OUT OF COUNTY MISDEMEANOR

Somewhere in Austin there's a bridge missing a troll.

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-04-2013, 02:44 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/08/1.APD.10173208.001.jpg
10173208 TOLIVER MONIQUE 1303089 01/21/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJUANA <2OZ

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/556825_361090810653817_406594080_n.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-04-2013, 02:55 PM
Tattoo Showdown

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/13/1.APD.10173213.001.jpg
10173213 JONES ADRIAN 1303094 01/21/2013 3722-0 CUSTODY ARREST / TRAFFIC WARRANT

VS

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/43/1.APD.10173243.001.jpg
10173243 DELAROSA MARIO 1303114 01/21/2013 2724-0 EVADING VEHICLE


WINNER: Mario, and it wasn't even close. Adrian's chest tat looks like the Capitol after it's been ravaged by a level 10 earthquake (or drawn by a tattoo artist with Parkinson's). Whereas, Mario's is actually pretty artistic.

B
02-05-2013, 08:39 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/79/1.APD.10173179.001.jpg
10173179 BIGHAM MICHELLE 1303057 01/21/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)
what you thieve girl?


A big ham?

Mitch Cumsteen
02-05-2013, 09:11 AM
Oh Magnificient One.... it's time to make the donuts.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/34/1.APD.10173234.001.jpg
10173234 AAD NATALYA 1303117 01/22/2013 2111-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED BAC >= 0.15

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/42/1.APD.10173342.001.jpg
10173342 ADAMS ZETTIE 1303247 01/22/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND - DALLAS CO

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/56/1.APD.10173256.001.jpg
10173256 AGNEW BRAIN 1303142 01/22/2013 3734-0 DRIVING WHILE LICENSE INVALID

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/50/1.APD.10173350.001.jpg
10173350 ALVAREZ IVAN 1303257 01/22/2013 0901-0 ASSAULT BY THREAT (MC)

Bolverk
02-05-2013, 09:22 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/56/1.APD.10173256.001.jpg
10173256 AGNEW BRAIN 1303142 01/22/2013 3734-0 DRIVING WHILE LICENSE INVALID

I guess he forgot to renew his license. Something else must have been on his mind.

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-05-2013, 09:31 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/25/1.APD.10173325.001.jpg
10173325 TURNER HOWARD 1303235 01/22/2013 1706-0 INDECENT EXPOSURE

Formerly one of Oklahoma's Most Wanted. In 2011 alone, he had four outstanding warrants:

*Failure to register as a sex offender
*Indecent/lewd acts with a child
*Domestic abuse by strangulation
*Possession of a weapon while committing a felony

I guess he must have moved down here because this is his sixth arrest in Austin since that time (also his second indecent exposure). Time to lock this dude up and throw away the key.

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-05-2013, 09:40 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/87/1.APD.10173287.001.jpg
10173287 WILLIAMS RICHELLE 1303184 01/22/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJ <2OZ (MB)

Dude or chick?

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/524362_100471543436705_1010610700_n.jpg

NorthLoop
02-05-2013, 09:43 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/87/1.APD.10173287.001.jpg
10173287 WILLIAMS RICHELLE 1303184 01/22/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJ <2OZ (MB)

Dude or chicklet?

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/524362_100471543436705_1010610700_n.jpg

fify

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-05-2013, 09:47 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/65/1.APD.10173265.001.jpg
10173265 RODRIGUEZ DAVID 1303147 01/22/2013 2609-0 IMPROPER PHOTOGRAPHY



A volunteer for Austin Pets Alive used a video camera to record other volunteers changing in a private dressing room at the nonprofit’s headquarters on West Cesar Chavez Street, according to arrest records.

David Jeffrey Rodriguez, 32, has been charged with improper photography or video recording, a state jail felony, according to an arrest affidavit.

According to the affidavit, a female volunteer on Dec. 1 noticed a black video camera behind some hospital scrubs in the dressing room where she had to change before dealing with dogs with a highly contagious disease.

The volunteer turned the camera into police, who found footage on the camera showing Rodriguez “secreting the camera in the dressing room,” as well as footage of other female employees changing, according to the affidavit.

Austin police say Rodriguez was booked into Travis County Jail on Tuesday on $10,000 bail. He was not shown in the jail on Friday.

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-05-2013, 09:58 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/94/1.APD.10173294.001.jpg
10173294 OWENS VICTORIA 1303196 01/22/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/319145_299692220061071_488189491_n.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-05-2013, 10:04 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/70/1.APD.10173370.001.jpg
10173370 HALL RAYMOND 1303282 01/22/2013 3722-0 CUSTODY ARREST / TRAFFIC WARRANT

Disappoint.

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-05-2013, 10:21 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/54/1.APD.10173354.001.jpg
10173354 KIONS STANLEY 1303261 01/22/2013 0500-0 BURGLARY OF HABITATI

Stinko Stan's first since December 2. I wonder what they put on the jail floor that is so interesting.

hullabelew
02-05-2013, 10:32 AM
Stinko Stan's first since December 2. I wonder what they put on the jail floor that is so interesting.
The "LOOK HERE" sign fell on the floor.

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-05-2013, 10:36 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/08/1.APD.10173308.001.jpg
10173308 FISCHER CHARLES 1303208 01/22/2013 1705-0 PUBLIC LEWDNESS


A former state hospital psychiatrist charged with sexually abusing five boys at Austin State Hospital was jailed on Friday, three days after Austin police arrested him and said he was having sex in a public park.

Dr. Charles Fischer, 60, had been out on $1.25 million in bonds since June, when a Travis County grand jury indicted him on multiple counts of sexual assault and indecency with a child after he was accused of abusing patients at the state psychiatric hospital.

But on Tuesday, after being accused of having sex with another man in a wooded area off Rollingwood Drive near MoPac Boulevard (Loop 1), Fischer was charged with public lewdness. He was released that day on $5,000 bail...

In June 2012, Fischer was indicted on two counts of sexual assault, nine counts of sexual assault of a child, seven counts of indecency with a child by contact and five counts of indecency with a child by exposure."

Patrick Swayze
02-05-2013, 10:40 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/08/1.APD.10173308.001.jpg
10173308 FISCHER CHARLES 1303208 01/22/2013 1705-0 PUBLIC LEWDNESS

This guy will get less jail time than someone growing a marijuana plant for personal use.

EvilCaseMcCoy
02-05-2013, 10:53 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/54/1.APD.10173354.001.jpg
10173354 KIONS STANLEY 1303261 01/22/2013 0500-0 BURGLARY OF HABITATI

Stinko Stan's first since December 2. I wonder what they put on the jail floor that is so interesting.

http://www.merrylog.com/wp-content/uploads/oldphotos/2009.08.13.jpg

EvilCaseMcCoy
02-05-2013, 10:57 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/29/1.APD.10173129.001.jpg
10173129 DELGADO JOSEPH 1303001 01/21/2013 4000-0 OUT OF COUNTY MISDEMEANOR

Somewhere in Austin there's a bridge missing a troll.

http://o.aolcdn.com/dims-global/dims3/GLOB/resize/600x600/quality/60/http://www.blogcdn.com/blog.moviefone.com/media/2011/11/freakshow.jpg

hlh
02-05-2013, 11:12 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/57/1.APD.10172957.001.jpg


http://s2.hubimg.com/u/5591465_f260.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-05-2013, 11:24 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/40/1.APD.10173340.001.jpg
10173340 ALVAREZ JAIME 1303245 01/22/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND / PROSTITUTION

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/53/1.APD.10173253.001.jpg
10173253 BRINEGAR CRAIG 1303131 01/22/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/73/1.APD.10173273.001.jpg
10173273 BEAR JESUS 1303161 01/22/2013 0900-0 ASSLT CAUSES BODILY

That's a pretty awesome name.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/55/1.APD.10173255.001.jpg
10173255 HOHENBERG KRYSTEL 1303151 01/22/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND / THEFT OF DERP

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/67/1.APD.10173267.001.jpg
10173267 TEXEIRA MICHAEL 1303148 01/22/2013 3734-0 DRIVING W/LIC INV W/

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/37/1.APD.10173237.001.jpg
10173237 SHORT WILLIAM 1303120 01/22/2013 0909-0 FELONY ENHANCEMENT/ASSLT W/INJURY / FAMILY

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/61/1.APD.10173261.001.jpg
10173261 SHAPIRO JASON 1303150 01/22/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJ >4OZ<=5LB

Looks like Jason might have been sampling the merchandise.

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/02/1.APD.10173302.001.jpg
10173302 PIERCE AMOS 1303203 01/22/2013 1500-0 UNL CARRYING WEAPON PROHIBITED PLACES

Celery Man
02-05-2013, 11:32 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/58/1.APD.10173358.001.jpg
10173358 BLEVINS JAZQUELINE 1303266 01/22/2013 0900-1 ASSLT CAUSES BODILY INJURY FV 22.01(A)(1) P
hopefully she assaulted whoever named her
http://www.justmugshots.com/img/3623136/lg/jazqueline-blevins.jpg
12/7/21 - Parole Violation

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/91/1.APD.10173291.001.jpg
10173291 CARAXIS GLORIA 1303189 01/22/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)
greek bitches be thievin
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/538914_4589640667331_371427202_n.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/48/1.APD.10173348.001.jpg
10173348 CARLSON STERLING 1303256 01/22/2013 1800-0 POSS CONTROLLED SUB/NARCOTIC - PG1<1G

Luke Duke
02-05-2013, 11:44 AM
A volunteer for Austin Pets Alive used a video camera to record other volunteers changing in a private dressing room at the nonprofit’s headquarters on West Cesar Chavez Street, according to arrest records.

David Jeffrey Rodriguez, 32, has been charged with improper photography or video recording, a state jail felony, according to an arrest affidavit.

According to the affidavit, a female volunteer on Dec. 1 noticed a black video camera behind some hospital scrubs in the dressing room where she had to change before dealing with dogs with a highly contagious disease.

The volunteer turned the camera into police, who found footage on the camera showing Rodriguez “secreting the camera in the dressing room,” as well as footage of other female employees changing, according to the affidavit.

Austin police say Rodriguez was booked into Travis County Jail on Tuesday on $10,000 bail. He was not shown in the jail on Friday.

So when will the video of Wix be released?

Celery Man
02-05-2013, 11:45 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/59/1.APD.10173359.001.jpg
10173359 COVEY KIRK 1303267 01/22/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED - COLLISION
http://www.justmugshots.com/img/772669/lg/kirk-christopher-covey.jpg
11/02/18 - Poss Marij, PI
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/21642_10100979962599187_388193883_n.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/38/1.APD.10173238.001.jpg
10173238 DEAN CASEY 1303118 01/22/2013 2102-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED - 2ND

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/59/1.APD.10173259.001.jpg10173259 DUFFY SEAN 1303143 01/22/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/44/1.APD.10173244.001.jpg
10173244 GRAHAM ANDREW 1303124 01/22/2013 2102-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED - 2ND - CONFISCAT

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/36/1.APD.10173236.001.jpg
10173236 HERNANDEZNUNNELLE MICHAEL 1303119 01/22/2013 2102-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOX

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/51/1.APD.10173351.001.jpg
10173351 MUNOZ ADRIAN 1303259 01/22/2013 2102-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI / 2ND

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/62/1.APD.10173262.001.jpg
10173262 SUSTAITA JUAN 1303140 01/22/2013 2102-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED 3RD OR MORE

Celery Man
02-05-2013, 12:01 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/90/1.APD.10173290.001.jpg
10173290 GAMMON CIARA 1303188 01/22/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJ <2OZ (MB)
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/269752_10151963396450018_237108217_n.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/70/1.APD.10173370.001.jpg
10173370 HALL RAYMOND 1303282 01/22/2013 3722-0 CUSTODY ARREST / TRAFFIC WARRANT

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/14/1.APD.10173314.001.jpg
10173314 HARLOW JULIE 1303223 01/22/2013 2206-0 PURCHASE FURNISH ALC
hmm, nothin

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/84/1.APD.10173284.001.jpg
10173284 HONC ALAN 1303183 01/22/2013 0600-0 THEFT>=$50<$500(B)
they're way off in their evaluation of Carrabba's jackets

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/78/1.APD.10173278.001.jpg
10173278 LEVERSON CHRISTOPHER 1303163 01/22/2013 1500-0 UNL CARRYING WEAPON

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/48/1.APD.10173248.001.jpg
10173248 MYNOR PERRIN 1303133 01/22/2013 0902-0 ASSAULT BY CONTACT
yeah, she looks assault-y
http://www.justmugshots.com/img/238120/lg/perrin-mynor.jpg
12/02/24 - AGG ASSLT W/DEADLY W
yeah just lock this bitch up

Celery Man
02-05-2013, 12:13 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/75/1.APD.10173375.001.jpg
10173375 NICHOLS RYAN 1303287 01/22/2013 2723-0 EVADING ARREST DET W

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/20/1.APD.10173320.001.jpg
10173320 PALOMO KARINA 1303224 01/22/2013 0500-0 BURGLARY OF HABITATI
damn, not the charge I was expecting. shit, basically nothing. I've got a brazilian living in Monterrey who has one thumbnail floating around on the internet with the same name, but I doubt it's her. Damn, one bikini photo and tag her picture with her charge and I feel like she'd be a contender
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash3/c115.35.411.411/s160x160/540645_4136452653234_1278647999_n.jpg

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/70/1.APD.10173270.001.jpg
10173270 SANCHEZ SANDRA 1303164 01/22/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJ <2OZ (MB)
go spurs

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/77/1.APD.10173277.001.jpg
10173277 WIDTFELDT LAWRENCE 1303160 01/22/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION
i know that feel

Felix
02-05-2013, 12:29 PM
Hah! I finally know someone on this thread!

MNLonghorn10
02-05-2013, 01:10 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/59/1.APD.10173359.001.jpg
10173359 COVEY KIRK 1303267 01/22/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED - COLLISION
http://www.justmugshots.com/img/772669/lg/kirk-christopher-covey.jpg
11/02/18 - Poss Marij, PI
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/21642_10100979962599187_388193883_n.jpg



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw

Chest Rockwell
02-05-2013, 01:11 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/67/1.APD.10173267.001.jpg
10173267 TEXEIRA MICHAEL 1303148 01/22/2013 3734-0 DRIVING W/LIC INV W/

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/37/1.APD.10173237.001.jpg
10173237 SHORT WILLIAM 1303120 01/22/2013 0909-0 FELONY ENHANCEMENT/ASSLT W/INJURY / FAMILY

Beard opposites

Chest Rockwell
02-05-2013, 01:15 PM
Stumbled onto this earlier looking for someone's mug. ftp://ftp.ci.austin.tx.us/../CrimeMapData/CrimeDataExtract.txt

Some interesting stuff in here when you go up a couple levels. ftp://ftp.ci.austin.tx.us/../

Mitch Cumsteen
02-05-2013, 01:25 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/mcumsteen/21642_10100979962599187_388193883_n_zps76a80a57.jp g

RamjetFDO
02-05-2013, 01:29 PM
http://www.balettie.com/texas/Kizer_larp.jpg

(damn you Mitch!!!)

hullabelew
02-05-2013, 01:35 PM
Dueling Kizers. Awesome!

MNLonghorn10
02-05-2013, 01:41 PM
i have nothing.

http://i.imgur.com/UmpOi.gif

Celery Man
02-05-2013, 01:45 PM
knew that kizer would make an appearance

RamjetFDO
02-05-2013, 01:51 PM
...had to up the Kizer-LARP-convergence ante a bit...

CPHornFan
02-05-2013, 02:02 PM
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/21642_10100979962599187_388193883_n.jpg

At least he's not a loser or anything.

GeorgeXPD8
02-05-2013, 05:04 PM
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/538914_4589640667331_371427202_n.jpg

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/601118_10152504701590347_1788583163_n.jpg

NorthLoop
02-05-2013, 06:30 PM
Beard opposites

http://i45.tinypic.com/35mo3di.jpg

http://i49.tinypic.com/2d9ofw5.jpg

Underdog
02-05-2013, 06:45 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/70/1.APD.10173270.001.jpg

So that's what Billy "The Whopper" Paultz has been up to?

Gunsup
02-05-2013, 10:03 PM
[QUOTE=Roadkill Sasquatch;4958775]http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/54/1.APD.10173354.001.jpg
10173354 KIONS STANLEY 1303261 01/22/2013 0500-0 BURGLARY OF HABITATI

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTcjgq3n0LPpadB0wlejhsvbhEtt9MgB 6ZZXE8vOivu948HbH-lMw

MagnificentBastard
02-06-2013, 04:30 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/78/1.APD.10173478.001.jpg
10173478 BAKER SCOTT 1303420 01/23/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

MagnificentBastard
02-06-2013, 04:33 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/68/1.APD.10173468.001.jpg
10173468 BILLINGS JESSICA 1303399 01/23/2013 4003-0 MOTION TO REVOKE PRO

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/03gqfbQaSF3cL/x350.jpg

MagnificentBastard
02-06-2013, 04:34 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/60/1.APD.10173460.001.jpg
10173460 CHAMPION WALTER 1303400 01/23/2013 3212-0 URINATING IN PUBLIC PLACE

MagnificentBastard
02-06-2013, 04:36 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/20/1.APD.10173520.001.jpg
10173520 CRUZ FAUSTINO 1303456 01/23/2013 0905-0 FAT HEAD

MagnificentBastard
02-06-2013, 04:41 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/93/1.APD.10173393.001.jpg
10173393 KEZAR SHANNON 1303306 01/23/2013 2111-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/69641_10200459627996956_191779830_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/206001_10200437353560109_1945294119_n.jpg

MagnificentBastard
02-06-2013, 04:42 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/02/1.APD.10173402.001.jpg
10173402 LAMPKIN KEVIN 1303314 01/23/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/20/1.APD.10173420.001.jpg
10173420 LAMPKIN KEVIN 1303338 01/23/2013 3442-0 WARRANT ARREST NON TRAFFIC

MagnificentBastard
02-06-2013, 04:45 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/77/1.APD.10173477.001.jpg
10173477 MEDINA CHRISTOPHER 1303418 01/23/2013 0905-0 RESIST ARREST SEARCH

MagnificentBastard
02-06-2013, 04:48 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/50/1.APD.10173450.001.jpg
10173450 MYERS MARKELL 1303381 01/23/2013 0300-0 AGG ROBBERY/DEADLY WEAPON

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-zUVABQ7xgiE/UQLbCHaypcI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/cE3Mr1Hiuws/s1600/superstar.jpg

MagnificentBastard
02-06-2013, 04:50 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/06/1.APD.10173506.001.jpg
10173506 SOLIZ CARRINGTON 1303447 01/23/2013 2903-0 TAMPER/FABRICATING PHYSICAL EVIDENCE IS ONE

random horn
02-06-2013, 06:03 AM
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/206001_10200437353560109_1945294119_n.jpg

would

Bolverk
02-06-2013, 07:01 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/60/1.APD.10173460.001.jpg
10173460 CHAMPION WALTER 1303400 01/23/2013 3212-0 URINATING IN PUBLIC PLACE

Like a champ?!?

Bolverk
02-06-2013, 07:05 AM
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/69641_10200459627996956_191779830_n.jpg

You say Kezar, I say Kizer.

neonmoon44
02-06-2013, 07:39 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/93/1.APD.10173393.001.jpg
10173393 KEZAR SHANNON 1303306 01/23/2013 2111-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI

people always forget to lock down twitter. nice stems

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/AwLOuNKCEAEKWi-.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/AubUfBPCEAABBZd.jpg:large

Patrick Swayze
02-06-2013, 07:51 AM
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/69641_10200459627996956_191779830_n.jpg

You say Kezar, I say Kizer.

Y'all make fun of this shit now, but in the All Valley tournament, she is gonna whoop some ass.

sweep the leg
02-06-2013, 08:23 AM
Y'all make fun of this shit now, but in the All Valley tournament, she is gonna whoop some ass.

You couldn't leave well enough alone, could you, little twerp? No, you had to push it. Well now you're gonna pay!

Player Preferred
02-06-2013, 08:26 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/78/1.APD.10173478.001.jpg
10173478 BAKER SCOTT 1303420 01/23/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

I like this dude's style. He's bringing wiggity wiggity wack back.

http://wa2.cdn.3news.co.nz/3news/AM/2013/1/17/283385/kriss-kross.jpg?width=460

Mitch Cumsteen
02-06-2013, 08:50 AM
You say Kezar, I say Kizer.

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/mcumsteen/69641_10200459627996956_191779830_n_zpse2061c71.jp g

TOR
02-06-2013, 08:53 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/AubUfBPCEAABBZd.jpg:large
Major would like to speak to her friend on the left.

Hefeweizen
02-06-2013, 09:07 AM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/mcumsteen/69641_10200459627996956_191779830_n_zpse2061c71.jp g

Glorious. I'm nearly speechless.

Kyrie Eleison
02-06-2013, 09:12 AM
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/69641_10200459627996956_191779830_n.jpg

You say Kezar, I say Kizer.

i guarantee this neo-hippy has a full-on, nappy-ass bush...

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-06-2013, 10:09 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/96/1.APD.10173396.001.jpg
10173396 BRONSTRUP IVANA 1303311 01/23/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/154613_436443493071955_301373897_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/400897_413861648663473_270746400_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/530305_438259056223732_2051996929_n.jpg

TOR
02-06-2013, 10:11 AM
Ivana, kinda; in one or two of the pics.

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-06-2013, 10:18 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/26/1.APD.10173426.001.jpg
10173426 DABBS WILLIAM 1303347 01/23/2013 4003-0 APPLICATION TO REVOKE PROBATION / HARASSMEN

Tex Pete
02-06-2013, 10:23 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/26/1.APD.10173426.001.jpg
10173426 DABBS WILLIAM 1303347 01/23/2013 4003-0 APPLICATION TO REVOKE PROBATION / HARASSMENAhh, geez. He shoulda gone out recruiting with Greg Davis instead.

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-06-2013, 10:24 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/10/1.APD.10173510.001.jpg
10173510 ESTRADA LEROY 1303446 01/23/2013 2707-0 FAIL TO ID GIVE FALS

Demon Ben Franklin FTW.

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-06-2013, 10:28 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/17/1.APD.10173417.001.jpg
10173417 FRANCIS CHERRIKA 1303336 01/23/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/430232_173485222766533_186888546_n.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-06-2013, 10:44 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/90/1.APD.10173390.001.jpg
10173390 FRY KYNDELL 1303304 01/23/2013 2111-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI

Mountaineer. Tends bar at Bent Willeys.

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/284106_160365660770783_1131936677_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/547305_102856029855080_1852023738_n.jpg
https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/165830_102854839855199_1931539110_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/179561_102850526522297_1506495242_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/551156_102850503188966_1241127478_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/538744_102840853189931_1553334314_n.jpg
https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/149351_102810763192940_1492888998_n.jpg

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-06-2013, 10:55 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/62/1.APD.10173462.001.jpg
10173462 LAMBERTDUCK SHAWN 1303390 01/23/2013 3734-0 DRIVING W/LIC INV W/

The blue lips decision must have been a fairly recent one.

http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/shawn-lambertduck/mug-shot-34590842.jpg

Macallan12
02-06-2013, 11:02 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/26/1.APD.10173426.001.jpg
10173426 DABBS WILLIAM 1303347 01/23/2013 4003-0 APPLICATION TO REVOKE PROBATION / HARASSMEN

Ruffian, Stahp!

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-06-2013, 11:05 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/53/1.APD.10173453.001.jpg
10173453 LINDLEY LEVI 1303385 01/23/2013 2723-0 EVADING ARREST DETENTION / FOOT

Not as much fun being the hunted, huh?

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/271021_403845506349669_956804296_n.jpg
Dog is like "I'll hold dem birds for ya."

Kyrie Eleison
02-06-2013, 11:14 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/53/1.APD.10173453.001.jpg
10173453 LINDLEY LEVI 1303385 01/23/2013 2723-0 EVADING ARREST DETENTION / FOOT

Not as much fun being the hunted, huh?

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/271021_403845506349669_956804296_n.jpg
Dog is like "I'll hold dem birds for ya."

neoprene waders in a ricefield in September...

potlicker...

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-06-2013, 11:22 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/72/1.APD.10173472.001.jpg
10173472 PENN TERRY 1303411 01/23/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

Found a Vet by that name who served as a 1st Lt from 1966-71. Thought it could be a match until I looked up Terry's DOB and discovered he was born in '64. Dude's only 48!

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-06-2013, 11:24 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/16/1.APD.10173416.001.jpg
10173416 PUTMAN JOSEPH 1303343 01/23/2013 1803-0 POSS MARIJ <2OZ (MB)

Must have been high before dressing.

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-06-2013, 11:32 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/98/1.APD.10173498.001.jpg
10173498 TENNISON JEREMIAH 1303437 01/23/2013 1804-0 DEL CONTROLLED SUB/NARCOTIC PG1<1G DRUG FRE

While Jeremiah hasn't kicked the drug addiction, he has at least mellowed a bit since this time last year:

http://www.mugshotsonline.com/listing/jeremiah-tennison/mug-shot-42176412.jpg
1/7/12 1800-0 POSS CS PG1<1G (FS)

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-06-2013, 11:37 AM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/03/1.APD.10173403.001.jpg
10173403 THOMPSON LULLEEN 1303315 01/23/2013 3722-0 CUSTODY ARREST / TRAFFIC WARRANT

http://static.globalgrind.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/article_images_540/images/2013_february/beyonce-teeth.jpg

TOR
02-06-2013, 12:00 PM
Carlton got arrested AGAIN?!

Celery Man
02-06-2013, 12:33 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/61/1.APD.10173461.001.jpg
10173461 COATES JOHN 1303393 01/23/2013 1201-0 MISAPP FIDUCIARY/FNC
this boner again. looks like prison has taken some weight off him. Used funds in trusts for kids for personal use. hmm, from August

Coates will begin his 10-year probation term upon his release from prison in six months. Prosecutors say he likely will never practice law again. The State Bar of Texas confirms Coates is ineligible to practice law in Texas currently for administrative reasons.
http://www.kxan.com/dpp/news/investigations/trust-fund-lawyer-took-kids-money
does this mean he fucked up his parole and got picked back up?

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/92/1.APD.10173392.001.jpg
10173392 COUCH TEDDY 1303303 01/23/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI
http://i.imgur.com/Dj9NB.gif

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/56/1.APD.10173456.001.jpg
10173456 JOHNSON GARY 1303392 01/23/2013 0410-1 AGG ASLT STRANGLE/SUFFOCATE

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/09/1.APD.10173509.001.jpg
10173509 KLEPAC STEVEN 1303416 01/23/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND / OBSTRUCT HWY/PASS

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/91/1.APD.10173391.001.jpg
10173391 SAENZ MICHELLE 1303301 01/23/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED
http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/582521_10151423699456979_1610949688_n.jpg
http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/582831_10151181658326979_714263460_n.jpg

Celery Man
02-06-2013, 12:39 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/01/1.APD.10173401.001.jpg
10173401 SAYERS NANCY 1303313 01/23/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXICATED

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/13/1.APD.10173413.001.jpg
10173413 THIGPEN ROBERT 1303327 01/23/2013 0900-1 ASSLT FAMILY/HOUSE M

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/84/1.APD.10173384.001.jpg
10173384 WALLEN MICHAEL 1303298 01/23/2013 2300-0 PUBLIC INTOXICATION

http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/59/1.APD.10173459.001.jpg
10173459 WHORTON MARVIN 1303391 01/23/2013 4000-0 NAME SOUNDS LIKE A FUN TOWN

NorthLoop
02-06-2013, 12:47 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/09/1.APD.10173509.001.jpg
10173509 KLEPAC STEVEN 1303416 01/23/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND / OBSTRUCT HWY/PASS


hmmmmmm....

judge roybeanbag
02-06-2013, 12:49 PM
hmmmmmm....

Maybe he posted unfunny pictures on the LOL thread.

Jeevsie
02-06-2013, 01:02 PM
Solid page

CheeseWeasel
02-06-2013, 01:08 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/54/1.APD.10172754.001.jpg
10172754 BARON MICHAEL 1302586 01/18/2013 2100-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI


http://www.starburstmagazine.com/images/211212/officespace_049pyxurz.jpg

BSU-UTfan
02-06-2013, 01:16 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/90/1.APD.10173390.001.jpg
10173390 FRY KYNDELL 1303304 01/23/2013 2111-0 DRIVING WHILE INTOXI

https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn1/149351_102810763192940_1492888998_n.jpg

January contender

Roadkill Sasquatch
02-06-2013, 01:23 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/17/1.APD.10173417.001.jpg
10173417 FRANCIS CHERRIKA 1303336 01/23/2013 4000-0 REQUEST TO APPREHEND

https://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc7/430232_173485222766533_186888546_n.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/R9XiYK5.jpg

po elvis
02-06-2013, 01:37 PM
wtf is roosta doin?

SBBruin
02-06-2013, 01:43 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/53/1.APD.10173453.001.jpg
10173453 LINDLEY LEVI 1303385 01/23/2013 2723-0 EVADING ARREST DETENTION / FOOT



http://i1290.photobucket.com/albums/b534/sbbruin/billy_zpsaec0e5b3.png

Macallan12
02-06-2013, 01:54 PM
wtf is roosta doin?

time

markstanco
02-06-2013, 01:54 PM
neoprene waders in a ricefield in September...

potlicker...

No kidding. Shorts and bug spray is all you need in Texas (or LA)

Abogado Peligroso
02-06-2013, 02:47 PM
http://assets.austintexas.gov/police/mug_shots/images/NAMES/53/1.APD.10173453.001.jpg
10173453 LINDLEY LEVI 1303385 01/23/2013 2723-0 EVADING ARREST DETENTION / FOOT



csb alert--I saw this guy's arrest in progress. The cops were talking to someone outside The Parrish on the afternoon of the 23rd. The person they were talking to pointed Levi out as he was crossing the street. When the cops went to talk to Levi, he took off running down the alley between 6th and 7th. It took 3 cops on bikes and 4 cars to finally catch him further east on 6th, and they tazed the shit out of him. He had blood coming out of his ears and a big open gash on his head. I tried to snap a pic, but was only able to get this shitty one before the cops started barking at me to move away from the scene .

http://i1048.photobucket.com/albums/s367/boredinhouston1452/IMG-20130123-00012_zps372d71a5.jpg

Mitch Cumsteen
02-06-2013, 03:22 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/mcumsteen/271021_403845506349669_956804296_n_zps7e1a2baf.jpg

Steel Shank
02-06-2013, 03:31 PM
csb alert--.... a big open gash....

+ rep

po elvis
02-06-2013, 03:36 PM
when the levi breaks...

branthebuilder
02-06-2013, 04:10 PM
csb alert--I saw this guy's arrest in progress. The cops were talking to someone outside The Parrish on the afternoon of the 23rd. The person they were talking to pointed Levi out as he was crossing the street. When the cops went to talk to Levi, he took off running down the alley between 6th and 7th. It took 3 cops on bikes and 4 cars to finally catch him further east on 6th, and they tazed the shit out of him. He had blood coming out of his ears and a big open gash on his head. I tried to snap a pic, but was only able to get this shitty one before the cops started barking at me to move away from the scene .

http://i1048.photobucket.com/albums/s367/boredinhouston1452/IMG-20130123-00012_zps372d71a5.jpgI bet that fat fuck cop was pissed he had to run.