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  1. Why Austin is the Worst Place Ever.

    Tldr; Yankee doesn't like living in Austin. He also needs to learn the term "bitchassness" Follow Luke Winkie on Twitter.

    Started by Doc Reeves‎, 06-27-2014 05:42 AM
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  2. Super volcanoes, massive asteroids... yer all gonna die

    Not me, though... I'll be living is someone's underground shipping container... Any if this $#@! real? Someone come with some truth, cuz these...

    Started by sofa king jive‎, 07-05-2014 07:59 PM
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    07-08-2014, 11:22 PM Go to last post
  3. It's 11:28 on a Monday night.....

    I'm in Shreveport Louisiana, it's 41 degrees outside and some $#@!er is mowing his lawn. Honestly, I'm not surprised.

    Started by mulletpelini‎, 03-25-2013 11:40 PM
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    07-08-2014, 09:56 PM Go to last post
  4. Throat cancer from clit licking on the rise

    First, Michael Douglas. Then, the CEO of JP Morgan. Next it will probably be a shagster. Keep that in mind the next time you are tongue punching...

    Started by BSchoolProf‎, 07-02-2014 06:04 PM
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    07-08-2014, 08:19 PM Go to last post
  5. New badass dance moves

    SIAP but I'm pretty sure "wubbing" would come up in searches.

    Started by DeftwillP‎, 07-07-2014 11:01 PM
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    07-08-2014, 08:08 PM Go to last post
  6. $#@! her right in the pussy

    Those first 3 were hoaxes. The next videos are not

    Started by BurntOrange&White‎, 07-08-2014 03:01 AM
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    07-08-2014, 07:40 PM Go to last post
  7. Statue of Satan Almost ready for OK Statehouse Lawn

    This is the most Oklahoman thing I think I've ever seen OK. The Midwest's FL...

    Started by Doc Reeves‎, 05-01-2014 05:55 PM
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    07-08-2014, 07:28 PM Go to last post
  8. Don't put grapes in the microwave

    Really? What next, "Don't ram your arm into a stump grinder?" "Don't trim your nutsack with a blowtorch?"

    Started by slorch‎, 07-05-2014 11:37 AM
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    07-08-2014, 07:27 PM Go to last post
  9. Bitch about your family thread (2013 holiday season edition)

    Shagsters need a place to vent and bitch about their family and the shenanigans they have to put up with over the holidays. My family is bearable....

    Started by SPII‎, 11-27-2013 08:55 AM
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    07-08-2014, 06:57 PM Go to last post
  10. Natty Light

    "Great" beer, or "Greatest" beer. Discuss.

    Started by Gil Bang‎, 07-02-2014 07:09 PM
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  11. Pitfalls Of Working With White People

    From the much talked about White Privilege Conference, so don't get pissy with me. Fairly funny list. #24 & 29 are definitely true.

    Started by BrothaHorn‎, 07-05-2014 12:57 PM
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    07-08-2014, 10:09 AM Go to last post
  12. I'm drunk

    at the Margaritaville bar in the casino in Biloxi Mississippi. I'd like to get laid, but all the women are fat.

    Started by NeverMarryAStripper‎, 07-04-2014 03:38 PM
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    07-08-2014, 08:29 AM Go to last post
  13. New Species Found in Store Bought Mushroom Pack

    That's what I like on my foods nutritional info: 22% unknown to science...

    Started by Doc Reeves‎, 07-08-2014 06:16 AM
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    07-08-2014, 07:57 AM Go to last post
  14. DJI Phantom 2 drone + GoPro + Firework show = awesome

    full screen it at 1080

    Started by smax‎, 07-05-2014 03:21 PM
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    07-07-2014, 08:37 PM Go to last post
  15. Just Took Some Prescribed Hydrocodone Cough Syrup

    Feeling awesome! :hookem:

    Started by Vic Mackey‎, 06-27-2014 12:39 AM
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    07-07-2014, 07:36 PM Go to last post
  16. People that leave their phone notification sounds on at high volume

    DIAF please. You are sitting at your desk / in your office all day long. Your phone is presumably right next to you. Do you really need $#@!ing...

    Started by TornACL‎, 07-03-2014 01:49 PM
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  17. Katt Williams pulls gun on someone at The Comedy Store

    http://uproxx.com/filmdrunk/2014/07/katt-williams-pulled-a-gun-on-a-heckler-and-almost-triggered-a-police-stand-off/ My favorite line of the...

    Started by AnAbidingDude‎, 07-02-2014 02:30 PM
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    07-05-2014, 03:58 PM Go to last post
  18. Top 5 (or 10?) Shaggy GIFs Nominees

    I thought it'd be good to have a thread that contained the best of the best of Shaggy GIFs, but I'm not sure how many we should have, and how the...

    Started by hornfan785‎, 01-20-2013 09:05 PM
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    07-05-2014, 12:11 AM Go to last post
  19. Damn Lindsay, try to be a little more discreet!

    Especially when you're wanted in court for possible probation violations!!

    Started by spystud13‎, 05-21-2010 03:35 PM
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    07-04-2014, 05:15 PM Go to last post
  20. Happy July 4th you Nasty's and Shaggy miscreants

    Have a great one! One nation under God with Liberty and Justice for all. The right of the people to keep and bear fireworks shall not be...

    Started by BurntEyes‎, 07-04-2014 08:34 AM
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    07-04-2014, 11:56 AM Go to last post
  21. Pray for my son

    It's with a heavy heart I type this. Last Friday my wife and I got our ultra sound done at 19 weeks. We didn't find out until that night in front of...

    Started by Bogeywon‎, 05-08-2014 08:16 PM
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  22. Man Attacks Ex's Husband With Katana Over $6 Walmart Card (w/Animated Recreation!)

    Because hey, six bucks is six bucks, dammit. http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2014/07/02/fayette-co-man-arrested-after-sword-attack/

    Started by TOR‎, 07-03-2014 12:49 PM
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    07-03-2014, 11:32 PM Go to last post
  23. The Palm seems to be ....

    A go to place for old men and their twinkies. This is just my observation from sitting at the bar waiting for mine to show up.

    Started by NeverMarryAStripper‎, 07-01-2014 08:32 PM
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    07-03-2014, 07:55 PM Go to last post
  24. Bikefags

    We're called "cyclists," Thujone. Bikes are for kids and punters. I ride a 2.75 lb piece of carbon fiber space-aged engineering that would put...

    Started by THujone‎, 08-24-2013 10:50 AM
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  25. post a discussion forum that makes you laugh out loud

    best avatars ever http://www.justbreastimplants.com/forum/general-breast-augmentation-discussion/

    Started by krutov‎, 07-03-2014 12:28 AM
    • Replies: 3
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    07-03-2014, 12:48 AM Go to last post
  26. Fall-down Drunk Ginger Irish Chick Survives Track Spill, 3 Trains Being Run On Her

    The jokes, they write themselves. http://nypost.com/2014/06/29/woman-survives-three-trains-rolling-over-her-after-fall/...

    Started by TOR‎, 07-01-2014 03:34 PM
    • Replies: 22
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    07-02-2014, 02:55 PM Go to last post
  27. Big Game Hunter: Tech Cheerleader Edition

    How is there no thread on this yet? ...

    Started by Mister Falcon‎, 07-02-2014 10:49 AM
    • Replies: 7
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    07-02-2014, 10:54 AM Go to last post
  28. bat$#@! crazy...right here.

    wow... getcha somma this...

    Started by Kyrie Eleison‎, 06-30-2014 04:18 PM
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    07-01-2014, 09:06 PM Go to last post
  29. Fireworks Stands in Austin Area

    What are your go-to stands around here? I'm thinking about hitting up the one on Tara Ln off 290 W. Has good reviews online. I usually buy one...

    Started by Longhorn Al‎, 06-27-2014 05:43 PM
    • Replies: 5
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    07-01-2014, 08:30 PM Go to last post
  30. Internet K-Hole: Found Pictures of the '80s (5% NSFW)

    I've spent the past half hour on this site. It's filled with found pictures from the late '70s to the early '90s. For some reason it's fascinating to...

    Started by bedeviledegg‎, 06-23-2013 08:35 AM
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    07-01-2014, 07:33 PM Go to last post
  31. Three.hun.dred.six.ty.five.de.grees: Woman 'burns down home trying to kill a spider'

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/woman-burns-down-home-trying-3784153 Apparently the other half of the duplex was occupied. People on their way...

    Started by Blank‎, 06-29-2014 10:10 PM
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    07-01-2014, 02:07 PM Go to last post
  32. Bernard Invokes Archangels, Shrugs Off Taser

    This is old but I've never seen it. It really shows the power of perseverance in the face of unjust police aggression:

    Started by Basil Your Face‎, 06-28-2014 07:13 PM
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    07-01-2014, 12:54 PM Go to last post
  33. J. Black's Houston: Whichever Shagster Has A Part- MOW THE DAMN LAWN!

    Place looks like $#@!, like a freaking abandoned building except the parking lot is always full. Pay a bunch of mojados to get out there with a...

    Started by TOR‎, 05-12-2014 01:31 PM
    • Replies: 33
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    07-01-2014, 11:23 AM Go to last post
  34. Post Your Favorite Venn Diagram(s)

    I'll start with my fave from HIMYM:

    Started by TrashMaster G‎, 06-24-2014 11:35 AM
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    06-30-2014, 12:57 PM Go to last post
  35. Has the Thujone restaurant in Korea been posted yet?

    Looked at the first page, didn't see it. If so, delete thread, ban Bedouin. This is amazing. ...

    Started by Baboontyme‎, 06-27-2014 10:37 PM
    • Replies: 21
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    06-29-2014, 11:37 PM Go to last post
  36. Melissa Parson's is a fat $#@!ing $#@!

    Started by BurntOrange&White‎, 06-26-2014 03:36 AM
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  37. $#@! my kid says

    Figure this is probably good for a spinoff, and now that I can contribute I offer the starting salvo. Son (age 7) heading into grocery store...

    Started by beer‎, 12-13-2010 07:14 PM
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  38. No Nose Landing Gear? No Problem! SEMPER FI DO OR DIE

    balls, he has them; respek

    Started by TOR‎, 06-27-2014 09:23 AM
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    06-28-2014, 09:39 PM Go to last post
  39. Discount Tire

    I can think of no reason to ever buy a tire anywhere else. They just helped me out 1.5 hours after closing with a tire issue. I pulled up for a...

    Started by tx 3 putt‎, 08-30-2011 07:44 PM
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  40. PSA: Watching porn is bad for your health

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/active/mens-health/10862816/Is-porn-literally-shrinking-mens-brains.html Well, looks like the entire shag is...

    Started by Rocko20‎, 06-22-2014 01:20 PM
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    06-28-2014, 02:38 PM Go to last post
  41. "Do you sell gluten free beer?"

    Northloop and I were mowing down enchiladas con juevos at dart bowl when we heard an idoit ask the bartender this. Is that even possible? If so...

    Started by MissingInAction‎, 06-25-2014 02:02 PM
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  42. Stupid $#@! my kids have done

    I'm certain there is a thread like this.... but I'll be damned if I could find it using either the limited website search tools and using google...

    Started by Wally Fairway‎, 06-28-2014 09:57 AM
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    06-28-2014, 10:27 AM Go to last post
  43. I'll get it Liberty

    Doesn't get much better than John Wayne kicking you in the face...deal with it....MERICA

    Started by Lockport‎, 06-27-2014 11:49 PM
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    06-28-2014, 09:39 AM Go to last post
  44. Teaching the Japanese to cuss

    Abso-$#@!ing-lutely. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9-OWfS2Vy4&sns=em

    Started by wolfman‎, 06-27-2014 02:38 PM
    • Replies: 13
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    06-28-2014, 08:22 AM Go to last post
  45. Things you wish your State had.

    Spinoff of the "not in Texas" thread, but for the non-Texans. I'm from Ohio, but live in ND. My list refers to ND: Loud, lightningy...

    Started by Parliament‎, 06-26-2014 11:52 AM
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  46. Heinz Feild trashed after a Luke Bryan concert.

    Haha, I've never seen anything quite that bad. What a bunch of pigs. ...

    Started by Chad‎, 06-23-2014 08:16 AM
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  47. which one of you fools is this?

    Naked stranger floods family's kitchen and defecates on floor

    Started by Kyrie Eleison‎, 06-26-2014 02:33 PM
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    06-27-2014, 04:31 PM Go to last post
  48. Forget Old Navy flag shirts for July 4th...

    This is a patriotic masterpiece. http://www.depandagifts.com/Patriotic-T-Shirt-Lincoln-the-Emancipator-Adult-10-3866.htm

    Started by Longhorn Al‎, 06-17-2014 07:18 PM
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    06-27-2014, 02:13 PM Go to last post
  49. Things you can't do or won't see in Texas

    Don't get me wrong, I'm not messin' with Texas - I love the Lone Star. But they don't have one of these there. I'm just back from a...

    Started by Wally Fairway‎, 06-26-2014 11:39 AM
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    06-27-2014, 01:59 PM Go to last post
  50. True Detective Bootleg HD-DVD Cover

    Holy $#@! this thing is beautiful

    Started by rage-a-holic‎, 06-27-2014 03:57 AM
    • Replies: 15
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    06-27-2014, 11:26 AM Go to last post

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