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  1. Hot Rods and Hatters 2015 - Lockhart - Feb. 7

    Hot Rods and Hatters show is this Saturday in Lockhart. I went last year and had a good time. Great cars, great music, food, drinks, and good...

    Started by Longhorn Al‎, 02-05-2015 11:30 PM
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    02-07-2015, 10:11 PM Go to last post
  2. Bused in Middle School

    Were any of you bused in Middle School in Austin? I lived near Palmer Lane and was bused to Martin Jr. High in east Austin.

    Started by Dspfisher‎, 02-06-2015 05:04 PM
    • Replies: 34
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    02-07-2015, 08:16 PM Go to last post
  3. Comcast changes customers name to @sshole on bill

    http://gizmodo.com/comcast-changed-customers-name-to-$#@!-brown-but-i-1682409072

    Started by rpspeed‎, 01-29-2015 08:45 AM
    • Replies: 11
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    02-07-2015, 06:06 PM Go to last post
  4. $#@! that I found in my house without using a metal detector

    In the potentially disastrous event that my wife somehow, God forbid, finds this thread, I need to issue the following disclaimer: ++++++++++...

    Started by Mitch Cumsteen‎, 03-12-2012 04:50 PM
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    02-07-2015, 01:09 PM Go to last post
  5. Anyone Coming to Colorado For 420 Weekend?

    If so, holla at me. We have a badass event down in the Springs...

    Started by sofa king jive‎, 02-03-2015 05:14 PM
    • Replies: 21
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    02-06-2015, 08:32 PM Go to last post
  6. Rudys Dad Got Kill On A Oil Rig Today

    Title say's it all Rudy dad got Kill on a oil Rig today that dumb $#@! was driving around and saw it and climb on but dumb ass was drunk and...

    Started by Chad Briscoe‎, 10-18-2014 01:45 AM
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    02-06-2015, 07:04 PM Go to last post
  7. New neighbors move in... I've gotten 2 letters from the HOA since

    Old farts moved in about 4 months ago. My yard is landscaped and maintained. When it's growing, I mow, edge and weed weekly. But since these...

    Started by Macanudo‎, 02-01-2015 04:40 PM
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    02-06-2015, 03:47 PM Go to last post
  8. Goat simulator. Aggy video game?

    Quote from the site: Goat Simulator is the latest in goat simulation technology, bringing next-gen goat simulation to YOU. You no longer have to...

    Started by Fuck Greg Davis‎, 02-06-2015 10:34 AM
    • Replies: 5
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    02-06-2015, 01:13 PM Go to last post
  9. Florida Man

    Concentrated $#@!tardedness documented.....

    Started by master cylinder‎, 02-06-2015 12:55 AM
    • Replies: 1
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    02-06-2015, 01:29 AM Go to last post
  10. Bernard gets Bernarded by Fake Bernard

    lulz. MANASSAS, Va. (February 2, 2015) A northern Virginia man was impersonating an officer when he pulled over a car being driven by a real cop,...

    Started by Fightin' Buck‎, 02-05-2015 05:26 PM
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    02-06-2015, 12:13 AM Go to last post
  11. More colorized historical photos

    A few of these we've seen before and some are overdone, but many are downright amazing. http://www.liveleak.com/ll_embed?f=d6d9d5385aee

    Started by Hornius Emeritus‎, 02-03-2015 01:21 PM
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    02-05-2015, 03:28 PM Go to last post
  12. put your kid in his place...

    This barber will publicly shame your misbehaving kid with an old man’s haircut

    Started by Kyrie Eleison‎, 02-05-2015 01:01 PM
    • Replies: 20
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    02-05-2015, 03:27 PM Go to last post
  13. The greatest wedding ever

    Ok, I'm bringing this over here from the recruiting board so BL doesn't ban hammer me for off topic. I have a wedding venue and we do a bunch of...

    Started by BBB‎, 02-03-2015 12:58 AM
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    02-04-2015, 10:46 PM Go to last post
  14. Which Shagster was on an Indigo flight?

    http://magazine.good.is/videos/man-regrets-molesting-girl

    Started by Kel Varnsen‎, 02-04-2015 04:50 PM
    • Replies: 9
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    02-04-2015, 07:53 PM Go to last post
  15. 9 yr old suspended for telling classmate he could make him disappear

    Can we make the school administration disappear? ...

    Started by rpspeed‎, 02-03-2015 04:42 PM
    • Replies: 28
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    02-04-2015, 04:51 PM Go to last post
  16. Scientists: $#@!roaches Have Personalities, TCU Recruiting Not Affected

    http://phys.org/news/2015-02-roaches-individual-personalities-impact-group.html

    Started by TOR‎, 02-04-2015 04:17 PM
    • Replies: 0
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  17. $#@! Valentines Day

    Just had to get that off of my chest. Valentines day is bull$#@! and I am not a fan.

    Started by capt‎, 02-13-2014 03:56 PM
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  18. randy quaid goes bat@#$% crazy

    Again.....Goes on a rant about Rupert Murdoch and a few other things then has his wife put on a Murdoch mask..bends her over and goes doggie...

    Started by rpspeed‎, 02-03-2015 07:16 PM
    • Replies: 46
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    02-04-2015, 02:52 PM Go to last post
  19. Jim's Barber Shop Roll Call

    Searched but found nothing. Who among us here got the hairs cut at Jim's on South First? Cheap flat tops, hot shaving cream and a straight razor...

    Started by Cape Codder‎, 01-30-2015 09:42 PM
    • Replies: 19
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    02-04-2015, 10:31 AM Go to last post
  20. Tired Shaggy Memes

    I'll start. "Tits or GTFO" Tits or GTFO is haha funny. We get it. It's been around forever, though, and people seem to think the shag invented...

    Started by skipperj‎, 08-09-2012 01:28 PM
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    02-04-2015, 12:42 AM Go to last post
  21. Why aren't the urinals that are built into the floor the default for society?

    I feel like they are infinitely superior to wall mount units, and I would think they have to be way better for clean-up, yet society seems reluctant...

    Started by royalfan5‎, 01-29-2015 01:51 PM
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    02-03-2015, 04:02 PM Go to last post
  22. 60 Second Review: $1 Ribeye Steak from Dollar Tree

    http://www.trendingbuffalo.com/life/60-second-review-1-ribeye-steak-from-dollar-tree/ Dollar Tree is the simplest store in America. Unlike the...

    Started by retsevlys‎, 12-12-2014 03:02 PM
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    02-03-2015, 06:21 AM Go to last post
  23. Best Super Bowl Commercial All Time

    With the Super Bowl upon us, the talk will undoubtedly turn to the commercials at one point. So with that said, what are the best all time...

    Started by ihateowho‎, 01-29-2015 04:24 PM
    • Replies: 29
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    02-02-2015, 10:10 PM Go to last post
  24. CBS analyst Greg Anthony suspended for soliciting prostitute

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/sports/2015/01/17/greg-anthony-suspended-arrest-soliciting-prostitute/21913575/ Pussy, it's still undefetead. Played...

    Started by Rocko20‎, 01-17-2015 02:04 PM
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    02-02-2015, 04:47 PM Go to last post
  25. Kitten Bowl 2

    Quick, put it on Hallmark Channel. I would smash Beth Stern so hard. Tldr: diabetes kitties hopped up on catnip, Howard Stern's wife's pussy....

    Started by BearSchlong‎, 02-01-2015 03:08 PM
    • Replies: 9
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    02-02-2015, 04:14 PM Go to last post
  26. Gwynneth Paltrow endorses Vaginal Steaming

    http://nypost.com/2015/01/30/gwyneth-paltrow-steaming-her-vagina-is-the-best-thing-shes-done-in-years/

    Started by Horn Under a Bad Sign‎, 01-30-2015 06:33 PM
    2 Pages
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    02-02-2015, 01:42 PM Go to last post
  27. Don't film yourself masturbating in the library at Oregon State

    http://www.cnn.com/2015/01/29/us/feat-oregon-state-university-library-porn/index.html And then don't post it to a porn site. The school might get...

    Started by smwhorn‎, 01-30-2015 09:53 AM
    • Replies: 9
    • Views: 1,075
    02-02-2015, 09:23 AM Go to last post
  28. Woman says yes, then falls to her death

    http://abc7.com/society/woman-falls-to-her-death-just-after-accepting-marriage-proposal/496600/ So, defeated??

    Started by goofyboy‎, 01-29-2015 07:15 PM
    • Replies: 38
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    02-01-2015, 03:00 PM Go to last post
  29. Lanyard keychains - Anyone still use one?

    Wondering if they've gone the way of the Dodo, and jean shorts.

    Started by Longhorn Al‎, 01-29-2015 12:27 AM
    • Replies: 45
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    02-01-2015, 08:44 AM Go to last post
  30. Edible Anus Chocolates

    for Valentines or whenever you want to head over to flavortown http://www.edibleanus.com/prestashop/usa/ And if your lover is more into...

    Started by next2naus‎, 01-29-2015 09:44 AM
    • Replies: 28
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    01-31-2015, 06:26 PM Go to last post
  31. Drunken Lundegard violates all that is holy.

    http://www.inforum.com/news/3668748-fargo-zamboni-driver-arrested-suspicion-dui-when-game-spectators-report-erratic-ice They played hockey in...

    Started by Parliament‎, 01-31-2015 01:53 PM
    • Replies: 3
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    01-31-2015, 04:13 PM Go to last post
  32. Arlington Swinger's Club Shut Down, "Eutopia" Violates Zoning Laws, Bungholes

    http://www.khou.com/story/news/local/texas/2015/01/29/swingers-club-in-n-texas-home-shut-down-by-city/22568879/

    Started by TOR‎, 01-30-2015 03:42 PM
    • Replies: 29
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    01-31-2015, 09:05 AM Go to last post
  33. Austin's Monthly Miss Mugshot Competitions

    This is a spin-off from the APD Booking Photos Database thread, where we just held our first annual Miss Mugshot November tournament. The November...

    Started by Roadkill Sasquatch‎, 01-15-2013 06:34 PM
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    01-30-2015, 08:45 AM Go to last post
  34. fecal transplant

    http://www.cnn.com/2012/09/26/health/fecal-transplant/index.html?hpt=hp_c3

    Started by Publius‎, 09-26-2012 12:23 PM
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    01-29-2015, 09:45 PM Go to last post
  35. Deadspins's rejected NSFW Super Bowl Ad

    I fail to see what the issue is http://deadspin.com/watch-the-deadspin-super-bowl-ad-that-was-too-hot-for-t-1682598223 Note: I chose to not...

    Started by next2naus‎, 01-29-2015 03:42 PM
    • Replies: 13
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    01-29-2015, 07:40 PM Go to last post
  36. i have the weirdest boner

    nevermind, it's gone

    Started by death by misadventure‎, 10-09-2012 12:35 AM
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  37. Attention Chevy Lovers

    Excluding Fords, the most popular car in Texas is a Mercedes.

    Started by RPM‎, 01-29-2015 09:03 AM
    • Replies: 22
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    01-29-2015, 02:36 PM Go to last post
  38. Flying with celebrities...

    Tonight I flew JFK to LAX. Was in seat 3A (lay flat FTW!), and Jaleel White (Steve Urkel) was on my flight. It got me wondering who all I'd had on...

    Started by PenelopeWitherspoon‎, 12-11-2014 12:53 AM
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    01-29-2015, 07:53 AM Go to last post
  39. Fire Down Below: Philly FD Under Investigation for Threesomes in Fire Houses

    http://freebeacon.com/culture/philadelphia-fire-department-under-investigation-for-threesomes-in-fire-houses/ Much like the Shag, they might...

    Started by TOR‎, 01-28-2015 03:37 PM
    • Replies: 22
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    01-29-2015, 01:39 AM Go to last post
  40. Woman marries herself because nobody else will

    http://www.chron.com/life/weddings-and-celebrations/article/Houston-woman-marries-herself-in-elaborate-6040944.php Yes, really. I wonder how...

    Started by smwhorn‎, 01-26-2015 07:57 PM
    • Replies: 30
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    01-28-2015, 08:33 PM Go to last post
  41. Post a gem of internet past

    You know, a thread for reposts. Or at least $#@! you know is old but love anyway. For starters:

    Started by Longhorn_Fan68‎, 12-30-2014 06:23 PM
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    01-27-2015, 10:57 PM Go to last post
  42. Personal Thanks to Shaggy--E-mail From Client

    I received a lengthy E-mail from one of my clients today about an arbitration matter I'm handling for them, and it began with "TLDR;" followed by a...

    Started by rtw21‎, 01-26-2015 04:29 PM
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    01-27-2015, 10:51 PM Go to last post
  43. A Life Apart: The Toll Obesity

    The story below ran on the front page of today's San Antonio Express-News. It is the story of my brother's struggle with obesity which he battled...

    Started by El Moco‎, 12-28-2014 07:32 PM
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    01-27-2015, 09:14 PM Go to last post
  44. vasectomy...

    this past Friday. drug free... felt like they were trying to pull my teeth out through my scrote... that is all...

    Started by Kyrie Eleison‎, 01-28-2013 02:44 PM
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    01-27-2015, 05:08 PM Go to last post
  45. Psa

    This is about as beautiful January day as you'll ever see. Get out and enjoy it.

    Started by judge roybeanbag‎, 01-25-2015 10:23 AM
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    01-27-2015, 02:39 PM Go to last post
  46. These "Cleanse Diets."

    Wandered into the wrong part of Twitter last night. They're basically a strategic combination of vegetables, fruits, supplemental fiber and other...

    Started by Parliament‎, 01-26-2015 10:22 AM
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    01-27-2015, 04:45 AM Go to last post
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    01-27-2015, 01:24 AM Go to last post
  47. Wait. So now I can't wear cargo shorts?

    :mad2::mad2: WTF. When did this happen? What if you don't give a $#@!, can you wear them then?

    Started by Baboontyme‎, 07-09-2011 10:45 PM
    14 Pages
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    01-26-2015, 07:04 PM Go to last post
  48. Scientists have found that the Cowgirl is responsible for 50% of all penile fractures

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/science/science-news/11359960/Woman-on-top-is-most-dangerous-sex-position-scientists-conclude.html

    Started by TOR‎, 01-21-2015 12:16 PM
    • Replies: 36
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    01-26-2015, 04:06 PM Go to last post
  49. Hoo Haw salutes $#@!sons Väg, Sweden (dancing genitals cartoon aimed at preschoolers)

    http://news.nationalpost.com/2015/01/23/childrens-clip-featuring-dancing-genitals-not-progressive-enough-for-some-swedes/

    Started by Blank‎, 01-26-2015 03:56 AM
    • Replies: 3
    • Views: 330
    01-26-2015, 10:13 AM Go to last post

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