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  1. Why am I up?

    Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Went to bed at 10 30p and woke up at 200a. wide awake. Fml. I never should have had that afternoon coffee with that potential...

    Started by Snacks‎, 07-02-2015 03:24 AM
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  2. So why in the world did you marry her anyway?

    Between the 'stupid wives' thread and the divorce threads the question deserves attention: So why did you marry her in the first place? I'm sure...

    Started by Scooter‎, 07-01-2015 10:35 AM
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  3. Idiots, all of them

    No wonder we re in such decline in this place. My 8 year old can answer all these questions. I am willing to bet they all know what Kim Kardashian...

    Started by Dillo Pad‎, 07-02-2015 01:18 PM
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    07-02-2015, 02:39 PM Go to last post
  4. Hail To The Bus Driver For Making School A Real Drag

    Started by TOR‎, 07-01-2015 02:04 PM
    • Replies: 8
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    07-02-2015, 11:50 AM Go to last post
  5. Harvard grad offers $10K to find a girlfriend

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2015/06/30/man-offers-10000-to-would-be-cupid/29541981/ A rich guy who can't find women, that's just sad.

    Started by Rocko20‎, 07-01-2015 07:16 AM
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    07-02-2015, 10:21 AM Go to last post
  6. First time living in the mountains. Looking for advice.

    Before last summer I had never lived anywhere else besides Texas. As of today, I'll now be living in Alma, CO. When I first moved here last June I...

    Started by JMT‎, 02-20-2015 09:51 PM
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  7. I need hornfan785 to make me a .gif

    so I am going to post about it here. Beard dude in crowd of LAL vs OKC Game 3, 6:43 left in the game, as requested here. If everyone else...

    Started by Derka Derka‎, 05-19-2012 12:06 AM
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    07-01-2015, 09:58 PM Go to last post
  8. extra sauce on your pizza...

    Pizza Hut Fires Man After Customers Say They Caught Him Masturbating no $#@!s given...

    Started by Kyrie Eleison‎, 07-01-2015 03:16 PM
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    07-01-2015, 07:49 PM Go to last post
  9. How would you like to dog-sit a 115 lb. Rottwweiler....for free!!!!

    Is this really a thing? This guy is offering FREE CO-OWNERSHIP of his $4000 champion Rottweiler. If you have basic reading comprehension, he...

    Started by rage-a-holic‎, 07-01-2015 04:07 AM
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    07-01-2015, 06:47 PM Go to last post
  10. You Know, That There Hitler Was A Pretty Good Artist!

    Inspired by this article http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/world/2015/06/30/globalpost-hitler-art/29506393/ which describes how Hitler's art...

    Started by phdhorn‎, 06-30-2015 09:46 AM
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  11. Austin News Media - Open Season

    TV, Paper, Radio - your choice, good and bad...Roger Wallace does a nice job, but his dye job is terrible. Redundant, I suppose. Mike Berman works...

    Started by Wally Pryor‎, 04-20-2013 10:28 PM
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  12. On some points of honor there can be no compromise

    http://www.sportingnews.com/ncaa-football/story/2015-06-29/former-fsu-mascot-stabbed-to-death-over-gumbo-recipe?eadid=SOC%2FFB%2FSNMain

    Started by sweetjones‎, 06-29-2015 02:03 PM
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    07-01-2015, 09:19 AM Go to last post
  13. Statue of Satan Almost ready for OK Statehouse Lawn

    This is the most Oklahoman thing I think I've ever seen OK. The Midwest's FL...

    Started by Doc Reeves‎, 05-01-2014 05:55 PM
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  14. This guy is awesome

    He eats pizza. That's it.

    Started by Baboontyme‎, 06-30-2015 07:29 PM
    • Replies: 6
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    07-01-2015, 12:22 AM Go to last post
  15. Pub Trivia Degenerates

    I'm sure there is a thread on this somewhere but I'm not searching for it, so EABOD and DIAF in advance, etc. I need a team name for pub trivia...

    Started by Real_Texas‎, 03-08-2011 06:38 PM
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    06-29-2015, 11:12 PM Go to last post
  16. I don't know if it's piss or not, but

    I did discover that it's gross as $#@! to be minding your business munching some muff and then take a shot in the eye when she $#@!s.

    Started by NeverMarryAStripper‎, 06-27-2015 07:46 PM
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    06-29-2015, 10:30 PM Go to last post
  17. I have been waiting 9 years, 7 months, 10 days, 2 hours and 33 minutes ....

    to do this: This is how I just left my office: Texas, here I come.

    Started by Hellraiser97‎, 06-24-2015 03:11 PM
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  18. 40 Maps they didn't teach you in school

    The Most Famous Brand for Each State in the U.S. Most Popular Sports in the World Modern Political World Map as Paleozoic Pangaea ...

    Started by Tailleur17‎, 01-17-2014 03:02 PM
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  19. 107 years old - the oldest living veteran in America

    I am in town on business and am staying with a buddy of mine. After a night of drinking whiskey on E. 6th and wrestling some 19 year old Mexican drug...

    Started by CutTheCrackJack‎, 05-29-2013 12:54 AM
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  20. What's the opposite of a "humblebrag"?

    I was stuck at a $#@!ing conference last week. I ran into an old friend there who I hadn't seen in a while. Afterwards we meet up for dinner and his...

    Started by Massive Horn‎, 07-22-2013 11:57 AM
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    06-29-2015, 02:06 PM Go to last post
  21. Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton May Live Forever

    Scientists Fight Skin Cancer With Herpes—Successfully http://www.newser.com/story/207400/new-skin-cancer-hope-herpes.html

    Started by Gatorubet‎, 05-31-2015 12:28 AM
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    06-29-2015, 09:42 AM Go to last post
  22. The Neg Rep Effect 2: Pay Check Boogaloo

    It's over when we say it's over. Not really, we all serve the Faceless God here. But there was still plenty of trainwreck left and I just want to...

    Started by Montag‎, 06-24-2015 01:14 PM
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    06-29-2015, 09:00 AM Go to last post
  23. [insert joke about drummers here]

    Started by TOR‎, 06-22-2015 07:13 PM
    • Replies: 23
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    06-28-2015, 11:02 PM Go to last post
  24. It's funny because he makes $#@!ty music

    http://defamer.gawker.com/superstar-producer-scott-storch-who-once-had-70-milli-1713716972 Scott Storch, a meerkat wearing sunglasses, once...

    Started by Long Gone‎, 06-25-2015 02:18 PM
    • Replies: 15
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    06-28-2015, 01:06 PM Go to last post
  25. Pussy Defeated?

    I'm assuming the dog is prettier

    Started by Doc Reeves‎, 06-24-2015 09:38 AM
    • Replies: 5
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    06-28-2015, 12:38 PM Go to last post
  26. CNN does story about "ISIS" flag at ghey gay pride parade..NOT!

    Look closely at the "letters". Bwaaaaahahahahahaha!

    Started by 244335‎, 06-28-2015 10:01 AM
    • Replies: 3
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    06-28-2015, 11:38 AM Go to last post
  27. Post Your Gay Marriage Day Drink Specials

    Iron Bear at 8th and Colorado--all well drinks $0.50.

    Started by Ghost of LL‎, 06-26-2015 12:31 PM
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    06-28-2015, 08:18 AM Go to last post
  28. Has anyone here ever driven from Texarkana to Atlanta?

    Just looking at google maps and what not, it doesn't seem like 28 hrs there and back would be pushing it that hard, let alone something that's never...

    Started by royalfan5‎, 06-24-2015 10:30 PM
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    06-28-2015, 01:28 AM Go to last post
  29. Yo snek, don't eat porcupine.

    http://mentalfloss.com/article/65544/what-happens-when-python-tries-eat-porcupine

    Started by Beau Vine‎, 06-27-2015 07:56 PM
    • Replies: 8
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    06-27-2015, 11:13 PM Go to last post
  30. Things to do in Tyler, TX?

    Need some recommendations on restaurants and/or bars and cool things to do. Going to Tyler on business for a few days. TIA

    Started by HugoStiglitz‎, 06-26-2015 05:38 PM
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  31. Personalized License Plates

    Personal plates are fun to read. I always see one in my neighborhood that says 'RAWR' and I asked my dad if he thought they were cat lovers maybe. I...

    Started by Jade‎, 02-04-2015 10:24 AM
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  32. Sitting in my Astrodome seats

    I picked up some sweeeet orange Dome seats when Reliant was selling them off for $80-100 a pair. I mounted them on brackets and they're in our...

    Started by texasdago‎, 05-20-2014 05:27 PM
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  33. Beaver . . . undefeated

    http://www.ktvb.com/story/news/local/regional/2015/06/26/beaver-attack-oregon-dam-deschutes/29355079/ BEND, Oregon -- A beaver protecting its dam...

    Started by Potatohead‎, 06-26-2015 04:35 PM
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    06-27-2015, 10:54 AM Go to last post
  34. vasectomy...

    this past Friday. drug free... felt like they were trying to pull my teeth out through my scrote... that is all...

    Started by Kyrie Eleison‎, 01-28-2013 01:44 PM
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    06-27-2015, 07:21 AM Go to last post
  35. PA Man Robs Bank With Dildo

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/sex-toy-powered-bomb-lands-pa-bank-robber-jail-article-1.2260857

    Started by TOR‎, 06-26-2015 04:24 PM
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    06-26-2015, 10:17 PM Go to last post
  36. I'm a moron

    double post. Happy Friday.

    Started by JimmyHoffa‎, 06-26-2015 03:28 PM
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    06-26-2015, 03:30 PM Go to last post
  37. Hi I am drunk

    Kaiser soze has a High thread I am starting a drunk thread NSIAP. i drank 4or 5 pearl snaps and about 6 Lone Stars plus some tito with malibu and...

    Started by capt‎, 06-26-2015 01:24 AM
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    06-26-2015, 10:51 AM Go to last post
  38. Must be a slow news night in New Joisey

    A Portuguese Man-of-War washed up on a beach: ...

    Started by Armybrat‎, 06-23-2015 08:43 PM
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    06-26-2015, 07:58 AM Go to last post
  39. Fight club for kids

    Now I can share my favorite book with my kids

    Started by DeftwillP‎, 06-25-2015 11:54 PM
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    06-25-2015, 11:54 PM Go to last post
  40. Toad Licker Is Locked Up On Trespass Charge

    http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/toad-licker-locked-up-086431

    Started by Art Vandelay‎, 06-25-2015 08:04 AM
    • Replies: 11
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    06-25-2015, 04:38 PM Go to last post
  41. Reporting live from my wife's citizenship oath ceremony

    We are letting too many ugly people into this country. Getting creeper shots is tougher than I hoped. There are over 2606 people getting sworn in...

    Started by Patrick Swayze‎, 06-24-2015 07:12 AM
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  42. Poll Poll: The Rep thread - effective or not effective

    Do you really care about rep? The used to be another board I frequented, and I used to do random rep friday threads......post in the thread and...

    Started by Wally Fairway‎, 06-24-2015 02:41 PM
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    06-25-2015, 10:07 AM Go to last post
  43. Six layers of ballistic Kevlar

    We make clothing and gloves at times out of ballistic Kevlar. Mainly for cut resistance. I had a customer who wanted a six layer chest garment...

    Started by markstanco‎, 05-10-2015 03:15 PM
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    06-25-2015, 10:01 AM Go to last post
  44. where can i get one of these?

    the chair...not the old $#@!er.

    Started by Kyrie Eleison‎, 06-19-2015 02:47 PM
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    06-25-2015, 01:12 AM Go to last post
  45. Pit Bulls Aren't Violent

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/fla-woman-selfies-sex-pit-bull-cops-article-1.2260802 Florida woman took selfies during sex with dog inside...

    Started by retsevlys‎, 06-18-2015 10:12 AM
    • Replies: 40
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    06-24-2015, 06:09 PM Go to last post
  46. Faith in Humanity restored

    Shia LaBeaouf raped

    Started by Parliament‎, 11-28-2014 10:26 AM
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  47. Silent and Deadly: Fatal Farts Immobilize Prey

    http://www.wired.com/2015/06/silent-deadly-fatal-farts-immobilize-prey/ If only I could paralyze people in my office my farts.

    Started by DemosZTV‎, 06-24-2015 08:57 AM
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    06-24-2015, 05:06 PM Go to last post
  48. Stupid things your boss asks you...

    Will you have jury duty on Tuesday, too? $#@! if I know. Maybe i'll know before I leave on gotdam Monday.

    Started by slorch‎, 06-21-2015 03:10 PM
    • Replies: 48
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    06-24-2015, 04:58 PM Go to last post
  49. The Neg Rep Effect

    What the $#@! is up with rep for some people? So I looked at my settings to change my location statement and noticed that 244335 (aka "Numbers")...

    Started by spankytoes‎, 06-22-2015 10:59 AM
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  50. Welp, I guess this is "progresso"

    :eek2: At Long Last, Small Spanish Town Changes 'Kill The Jews' Name June 23, 2015 9:32 AM ET After years of debate and a 2014 referendum, a...

    Started by Bolverk‎, 06-24-2015 08:54 AM
    • Replies: 6
    • Views: 357
    06-24-2015, 10:22 AM Go to last post

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