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  1. $#@! my kid says

    Figure this is probably good for a spinoff, and now that I can contribute I offer the starting salvo. Son (age 7) heading into grocery store...

    Started by beer‎, 12-13-2010 07:14 PM
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  2. No Nose Landing Gear? No Problem! SEMPER FI DO OR DIE

    balls, he has them; respek

    Started by TOR‎, 06-27-2014 09:23 AM
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    06-28-2014, 09:39 PM Go to last post
  3. Discount Tire

    I can think of no reason to ever buy a tire anywhere else. They just helped me out 1.5 hours after closing with a tire issue. I pulled up for a...

    Started by tx 3 putt‎, 08-30-2011 07:44 PM
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  4. PSA: Watching porn is bad for your health

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/active/mens-health/10862816/Is-porn-literally-shrinking-mens-brains.html Well, looks like the entire shag is...

    Started by Rocko20‎, 06-22-2014 01:20 PM
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    06-28-2014, 02:38 PM Go to last post
  5. Insane Clown Posse fans; are they a "dangerous gang?"

    The Federal Government thinks so: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/23/insane-clown-posse-lawsui_n_5521654.html ICP begs to differ. No...

    Started by Parliament‎, 06-25-2014 01:35 AM
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  6. "Do you sell gluten free beer?"

    Northloop and I were mowing down enchiladas con juevos at dart bowl when we heard an idoit ask the bartender this. Is that even possible? If so...

    Started by MissingInAction‎, 06-25-2014 02:02 PM
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  7. Stupid $#@! my kids have done

    I'm certain there is a thread like this.... but I'll be damned if I could find it using either the limited website search tools and using google...

    Started by Wally Fairway‎, 06-28-2014 09:57 AM
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  8. I'll get it Liberty

    Doesn't get much better than John Wayne kicking you in the face...deal with it....MERICA

    Started by Lockport‎, 06-27-2014 11:49 PM
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  9. Teaching the Japanese to cuss

    Abso-$#@!ing-lutely. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9-OWfS2Vy4&sns=em

    Started by wolfman‎, 06-27-2014 02:38 PM
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    06-28-2014, 08:22 AM Go to last post
  10. Things you wish your State had.

    Spinoff of the "not in Texas" thread, but for the non-Texans. I'm from Ohio, but live in ND. My list refers to ND: Loud, lightningy...

    Started by Parliament‎, 06-26-2014 11:52 AM
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  11. Heinz Feild trashed after a Luke Bryan concert.

    Haha, I've never seen anything quite that bad. What a bunch of pigs. ...

    Started by Chad‎, 06-23-2014 08:16 AM
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  12. which one of you fools is this?

    Naked stranger floods family's kitchen and defecates on floor

    Started by Kyrie Eleison‎, 06-26-2014 02:33 PM
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    06-27-2014, 04:31 PM Go to last post
  13. Forget Old Navy flag shirts for July 4th...

    This is a patriotic masterpiece. http://www.depandagifts.com/Patriotic-T-Shirt-Lincoln-the-Emancipator-Adult-10-3866.htm

    Started by Longhorn Al‎, 06-17-2014 07:18 PM
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  14. Things you can't do or won't see in Texas

    Don't get me wrong, I'm not messin' with Texas - I love the Lone Star. But they don't have one of these there. I'm just back from a...

    Started by Wally Fairway‎, 06-26-2014 11:39 AM
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    06-27-2014, 01:59 PM Go to last post
  15. True Detective Bootleg HD-DVD Cover

    Holy $#@! this thing is beautiful

    Started by rage-a-holic‎, 06-27-2014 03:57 AM
    • Replies: 15
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    06-27-2014, 11:26 AM Go to last post
  16. BBC: 50 Americanisms they hate

    From 2011 What are we supposed to say rather than "train station"? The word "maths" is $#@!ing retarded. And I would only say "lee-ver-ig" if I...

    Started by ajax‎, 08-29-2013 10:54 AM
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  17. Think Your Day Was Bad? Man With Knife In Back Walks Into McDonalds

    Talk about bad day, think about how many people didn't get their order because of this. Surprisingly, not Florida. ...

    Started by TOR‎, 06-24-2014 06:27 PM
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    06-26-2014, 06:55 PM Go to last post
  18. Phantom $#@!ter Strikes Denver EPA Office, Superfund Unavailable For Comment

    Now this is the kind of green initiative I can support. ...

    Started by TOR‎, 06-25-2014 08:11 PM
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    06-26-2014, 03:08 PM Go to last post
  19. Heading To The Texas Coast? Let's Welcome Kat and Betsy.

    My oh my. Two bitches, each at or near 15 feet and topping 2000 lbs. And they're following Perry's advice. Alas, you can track their progress after...

    Started by Wally Pryor‎, 06-17-2014 02:37 PM
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  20. Feminist father picture goes viral

    link Here's his daughter: (link below is NSFW) https://twitter.com/kristinespeare/status/479307149559222272/photo/1 Hey buddy, you shoulda...

    Started by ajax‎, 06-19-2014 01:58 PM
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  21. OddBall Fest - Flight of the Conchords, Dave Chappell, Demetri Martin

    i will be attending this for FOTC alone...funny lineup http://www.oddballfest.com/

    Started by mileslong‎, 06-17-2013 04:33 PM
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  22. How they Rotate Tires in Saudi Arabia

    This is pretty dang crazy:

    Started by Hornius Emeritus‎, 06-23-2014 09:43 PM
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  23. Hotel reservation wants me to "select prefix/title"

    Registering online last night for a hotel stay for part of your summer vacation. The online registration form has a menu item, before you give your...

    Started by Brisketexan‎, 06-24-2014 10:20 AM
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  24. Pet/Animal names

    I took my dog to the vet today for some shots. She is a Plott Hound, a damn good dog, and her name is Halle Berry. She has a picture way back in the...

    Started by Whitman‎, 06-14-2014 05:59 PM
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  25. Is anyone here a bigger badass than their grandfather?

    I've been thinking about this lately. My grandfather lived on the Texas coast and ran fishing charters and an icehouse. There are newspaper...

    Started by bedeviledegg‎, 11-17-2013 10:51 AM
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  26. I bet you don't have one of these!

    http://www.kptv.com/story/25827893/shooting-victim-drives-to-jackson-apartment-complex?autostart=true

    Started by BrothaHorn‎, 06-24-2014 10:54 AM
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    06-24-2014, 07:52 PM Go to last post
  27. 10 Things that Make You Look Like a Massive Idiot while Driving

    http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/10-things-that-make-you-look-like-a-massive-idiot-while-1570316962/+matthardigree

    Started by Rocko20‎, 05-02-2014 09:38 AM
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  28. If you could stay a certain age for the rest of your life

    What age would you choose and why?

    Started by Bedouin‎, 06-18-2014 05:32 PM
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  29. I just saw Derka in the wild.

    This internet stuff is becoming serious business.

    Started by bedeviledegg‎, 09-01-2011 01:14 PM
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    06-24-2014, 12:24 AM Go to last post
  30. Congrats, Shag!

    You made the list. As of yesterday afternoon, shaggybevo.com was blocked in the United Arab Emirates. Now I have to use VPN to check up on pics...

    Started by Guadaloopy‎, 06-23-2014 12:03 AM
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    06-23-2014, 09:55 PM Go to last post
  31. Still Undefeated

    Didn't see this posted, sorry if it was. MAINZ, Germany -- Call it a stimulating study-abroad experience. An American exchange student sparked an...

    Started by mattbu‎, 06-23-2014 09:15 AM
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  32. Diboll, TX and their red-light camera...

    can EABOD....

    Started by Dennis Taylor‎, 06-21-2014 09:59 PM
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  33. Flori - Duh + Russian Chick + Vodka = high % of child endangerment.

    Elena Chikaurova... falls in the "would" category. (blondo) ...

    Started by NCAAFBALLROX‎, 06-18-2014 12:09 PM
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  34. Nutty: The Kitten With Testicles For Legs

    For those of you who were on campus in 1997: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/06/nutty_the_kitten_with_testicles_for_legs_daily_tex.php

    Started by Luke Duke‎, 06-20-2014 06:49 AM
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    06-23-2014, 09:22 AM Go to last post
  35. If you got mojo, and you have "it"...

    ... then you have:

    Started by Rimbo‎, 06-20-2014 02:04 PM
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    06-22-2014, 11:23 PM Go to last post
  36. Bears having a lot of oral sex

    Like, real bears. Not the hairy homo dudes. And it's confounded scientists Apparently this is bizarre behavior usually only happens...

    Started by ajax‎, 06-19-2014 11:38 AM
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    06-21-2014, 10:31 PM Go to last post
  37. Would You?

    Because if you do, your ass is going to jail. ...

    Started by BrothaHorn‎, 08-05-2011 06:08 PM
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  38. Radical Larry

    Man, I could use someone that is all business, all the time these days. Where are you Radical Larry?!??

    Started by Gardner Barnes‎, 01-12-2012 11:43 PM
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  39. Take a Hit and Have Your Mind Blown

    Never saw the music video till today, all I can say is what the $#@!

    Started by Crab Person‎, 06-19-2014 10:09 AM
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    06-21-2014, 02:34 PM Go to last post
  40. Juneteenth plans?

    Anyone have any notable plans? A buddy of mine was telling me about one of the oldest freedman settlements that is here in Dallas- I'd never heard...

    Started by CutTheCrackJack‎, 06-18-2012 10:10 PM
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  41. First Moon Party

    This is a legend in the making. This may very well be the greatest thing to ever show up on the internet. edit: not even remotely sorry if...

    Started by Rimbo‎, 06-20-2014 04:31 PM
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    06-21-2014, 01:08 AM Go to last post
  42. The White Bronco 20 Years Later

    Can't believe it's been 20 years. I was 9 at the time. A lot of stuff going on at this time. Rocket/Knicks were in the Finals. World Cup that was in...

    Started by Vic Mackey‎, 06-17-2014 06:27 PM
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    06-20-2014, 11:40 PM Go to last post
  43. Is it still undefeated?

    So, since it can now be replaced, is it? http://www.engadget.com/2014/04/11/laboratory-grown-vaginas-genetic-condition/

    Started by sofa king jive‎, 06-20-2014 07:28 AM
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    06-20-2014, 07:37 PM Go to last post
  44. Chilean Porn Star promises 16-hour sex marathon if Chile beats Spain

    Estoy aqui para Gang Bang http://rt.com/news/167156-chilean-porn-actress-celebration/ This was in follow-up to the 12-hour marathon after...

    Started by UTFanatic‎, 06-20-2014 01:47 PM
    • Replies: 2
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    06-20-2014, 02:11 PM Go to last post
  45. Thirsty guy tries to mass text 32 women, hilarity ensues

    http://gawker.com/busy-douchebag-tries-to-text-32-tinder-matches-at-once-1589592725

    Started by Rocko20‎, 06-13-2014 02:28 PM
    • Replies: 43
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    06-20-2014, 01:41 PM Go to last post
  46. The secret to picking up women without talking

    Driving a six figure vehicle.

    Started by Rocko20‎, 06-19-2014 01:27 PM
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    06-20-2014, 10:17 AM Go to last post
  47. You so damn old...

    http://you.regettingold.com Click to find our some interesting facts about how damn old you are...waits on Brats response. From mine... ...I...

    Started by bamachine‎, 06-09-2014 09:37 AM
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    06-20-2014, 12:00 AM Go to last post
  48. Austin supermarket fined for selling bull $#@!

    http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/tex-supermarket-faces-5g-lawsuit-selling-bull-$#@!-human-food-article-1.1828453 So, apparently MT...

    Started by AnAbidingDude‎, 06-19-2014 03:49 PM
    • Replies: 10
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    06-19-2014, 07:08 PM Go to last post
  49. Wait. So now I can't wear cargo shorts?

    :mad2::mad2: WTF. When did this happen? What if you don't give a $#@!, can you wear them then?

    Started by Baboontyme‎, 07-09-2011 09:45 PM
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  50. For Bedouin

    Because, well, you're one creepy ass $#@!! From the HoustonPress. Link to the article with some kick ass graphics:...

    Started by misslaw‎, 06-16-2014 01:36 PM
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    06-19-2014, 10:47 AM Go to last post

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