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  1. Giada is on the market

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/life/people/2014/12/30/giada-de-laurentiis-husband-divorce-todd-split/21044183/

    Started by Blain‎, 12-30-2014 11:44 AM
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  2. Naked Santa Baby gets stuck in ex-boyfriend's chimney

    http://news.yahoo.com/woman-naked-stuck-in-fireplace-chimney-photos-162707091.html I'm guessing Peg

    Started by Blank‎, 01-05-2015 07:02 PM
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  3. So my car got broken into last night....

    This kind of surprises me because it was in a secured underground garage, and there wasn't anything of value in the car except for the debris of a...

    Started by royalfan5‎, 01-05-2015 07:40 AM
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  4. Couple takes Christmas Card Photos every Year from 1900-1945 ... interesting images

    I thought this was pretty cool: ...

    Started by Hornius Emeritus‎, 01-05-2015 07:48 PM
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    01-06-2015, 07:47 AM Go to last post
  5. Serious Question: Why are there so many people at the airport at 1 am?

    I am here to pick up my wife and son who were delayed in Miami. There are a few others who seem to be waiting on that flight. Anyway, just near this...

    Started by Dignan‎, 01-04-2015 01:52 AM
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    01-05-2015, 01:40 PM Go to last post
  6. Police arrest 15 adult breastfeeding prostitution busts

    http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/12/30/Police-rack-up-15-adult-breastfeeding-prostitution-busts/6791419958382/?spt=mps&or=3 ...

    Started by SilentJay‎, 12-30-2014 05:15 PM
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    01-05-2015, 10:05 AM Go to last post
  7. I'm not your buddy, pal

    http://qz.com/316906/the-dude-map-how-american-men-refer-to-their-bros/

    Started by Michael Knight‎, 12-23-2014 04:11 PM
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    01-04-2015, 10:04 AM Go to last post
  8. Post your favorite home remedies for the common cold here

    Tonight I'm going with hot green tea, mixed with honey, emergen-c, and Jameson. Not too shabby.

    Started by tbone‎, 01-02-2015 07:50 PM
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  9. Sometimes, you just want to strip nekkid & lay on dog beds.

    If you said "Florida" then you'd be correct. Lutz. http://www.cbsnews.com/news/cops-naked-florida-man-slept-on-dog-beds-at-cvs/ Strips off...

    Started by NCAAFBALLROX‎, 01-02-2015 10:35 AM
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    01-03-2015, 12:16 AM Go to last post
  10. ATTN: People who mail glittered christmas cards...

    It is now all over my christmas counter. Merry Christmas. Fk you.

    Started by HookMD‎, 12-24-2009 09:58 PM
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  11. BIG Clearance Sale at Best Buy........... (not)

    Go NOW, it should be a crushing mess. Sent e-mail today, just a sample of the unheard of price slashing:

    Started by phdhorn‎, 01-02-2015 06:23 PM
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    01-02-2015, 08:35 PM Go to last post
  12. Accidentally went to a gay bar tonight.

    I'm home for Christmas - heading back up to Austin tomorrow. I grew up in The Woodlands, and it's always interesting coming back home given how much...

    Started by Celery Man‎, 12-27-2014 04:08 AM
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  13. RIP Longhorn Realtor

    I'm not on OB, but he prominently was, so some of you may know him. He was my best friend for the last 22 plus years and we haven't gone longer than...

    Started by T'Boo Ted Marshall‎, 12-30-2014 11:32 PM
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    01-02-2015, 07:43 PM Go to last post
  14. $#@! You Have Heard In A Bar

    I've been pondering starting this thread for a while and given the impending butt-$#@!ing we are due in Dallas, I think the time is right. So,...

    Started by hullabelew‎, 10-01-2013 03:24 PM
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  15. I have avenged our loss to piggy...

    That is all...

    Started by vox‎, 01-01-2015 01:21 PM
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    01-02-2015, 03:40 PM Go to last post
  16. What are your NYE plans?

    For the first time ever, I won't be with my kids on New Year's Eve so I have something really special planned. I will start with a dinner (by...

    Started by NeverMarryAStripper‎, 12-31-2014 02:24 PM
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  17. Things your ex-wife did that you still can't believe actually happend.

    Yeah, wives do some stupid $#@!. Ex-wives, though, that's a whole nutha level. I'll have a few stories here as the ex was quite hot, so you know...

    Started by mulletpelini‎, 06-25-2014 12:42 AM
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  18. THE Gas Price thread

    Sure it has probably been done, but I couldn't find it - so NSIAP Sucks to be in the Midwest - gas jumped to $4.15/gal over the weekend. I'm sure...

    Started by Wally Fairway‎, 06-03-2013 09:37 AM
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    01-02-2015, 12:09 PM Go to last post
  19. Some People Don't Need To Be Around Kids...

    WTF goes through your mind to do something like this and then not only that, post it to FB. As well as the person taking the pic...

    Started by Vic Mackey‎, 01-01-2015 01:29 PM
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    01-02-2015, 11:51 AM Go to last post
  20. FitMeth & Robin arrested for hiding in a closet for days

    http://800whistleblower.com/florida-couple-arrested-after-trapped-in-closet-for-two-days/

    Started by Blank‎, 12-31-2014 06:38 PM
    • Replies: 13
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    01-01-2015, 12:25 PM Go to last post
  21. BBC Reporter High as a Kite

    Standing in front of a burning pile of dope. Think the entire crew is f'ing stoned.

    Started by Superhero‎, 12-31-2014 01:40 AM
    • Replies: 7
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    12-31-2014, 07:44 PM Go to last post
  22. RIP 78704 Native

    46 is way too soon to check out Hook'em Mikel http://www.centraltexascremation.com/obituaries/Mikel-Stapleton/ http://www.gofundme.com/j8m3iw

    Started by Cheese‎, 12-24-2014 11:05 AM
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    12-31-2014, 07:42 PM Go to last post
  23. SIAP: Eat a bag of $#@!s, Play-Doh!!!

    Best.Christmas.Present.Ever. Brought to you by the genius of Thujone??????? Parents to Play-Doh: $#@!-shaped toy 'completely ruined' Christmas...

    Started by misslaw‎, 12-31-2014 10:09 AM
    • Replies: 13
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    12-31-2014, 12:16 PM Go to last post
  24. Sign in when your 2014 holiday vacation's begun

    Christmas. Hanukkah. Yule. Festivus. Saturnalia. I don't give a $#@! what you call this time of year but I do hope you celebrate it with some much...

    Started by GhostOfTomJoad‎, 12-19-2014 07:15 AM
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  25. Lone Shagster Harassed By Austin Police; Lives to Tell the Story

    Setting: Christmas Eve, I-35 northbound, just past Austin's Slaughter Lane exitů I was driving home from doing some last-minute procrastinator...

    Started by UPennHorn‎, 12-27-2014 11:47 PM
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    12-31-2014, 12:33 AM Go to last post
  26. I have a Beaver dam at my duck lease

    And I need to get rid of it because they are the devil. So I figured I would go to Academy for supplies this evening. Not sure if I...

    Started by markstanco‎, 12-02-2014 08:17 PM
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    12-30-2014, 11:39 PM Go to last post
  27. What's the best neg rep comment you've received?

    Bite my $#@! ...wish i could remember who dropped it...think it was an sec poster.

    Started by Hollywood Colt‎, 04-01-2013 02:46 PM
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  28. RIP Oak Hill Horn

    So we just got word that OakHill Horn passed away over the long weekend. His services will be in Fredricksburg. Usually don't like doxxing someone,...

    Started by PvilleStang‎, 12-29-2014 10:01 AM
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  29. Things that need to poked with a stick.

    Started by Gardner Barnes‎, 12-18-2014 09:48 PM
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  30. $#@! Yo Monet

    Cuz Irish.

    Started by Doc Reeves‎, 12-08-2014 02:57 PM
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    12-30-2014, 10:14 AM Go to last post
  31. Most punchable faces in your opinion

    You have to go by face only, not by their personality, political views, etc. Who you got?

    Started by Bedouin‎, 06-10-2014 07:34 PM
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  32. Pray for my son

    It's with a heavy heart I type this. Last Friday my wife and I got our ultra sound done at 19 weeks. We didn't find out until that night in front of...

    Started by Bogeywon‎, 05-08-2014 09:16 PM
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  33. Terrible MILF Assaults Lukiest Boy Ever

    Shotgun anus

    Started by Doc Reeves‎, 12-26-2014 05:02 PM
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    12-29-2014, 11:29 AM Go to last post
  34. I am not a Bernard.

    I was out at a bar that must remain unnamed because lawyers. Telling hte bartender it's my birthday he asks for my id. I flip it out FBI style and...

    Started by MissingInAction‎, 12-28-2014 03:23 AM
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    12-29-2014, 12:16 AM Go to last post
  35. You Think Your Last Flight Was Bad?

    Well I guess if you're going to go retard, you might as well full retard...

    Started by Doc Reeves‎, 12-13-2014 04:11 PM
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    12-28-2014, 06:24 PM Go to last post
  36. Saudis: Wimmenz Drivers GTFO

    FINALLY, sumpin' good about them thar MOOSLIMS:

    Started by phdhorn‎, 12-26-2014 05:21 PM
    • Replies: 11
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    12-28-2014, 03:48 PM Go to last post
  37. The Airing of Grievances

    I got a lot of problems with you people!

    Started by blacklab‎, 12-24-2014 07:02 PM
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    12-27-2014, 12:50 PM Go to last post
  38. People dying for the shoes on their feet.

    Sad, sad days when it comes to this. ...

    Started by Parliament‎, 12-24-2014 08:15 PM
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    12-27-2014, 04:01 AM Go to last post
  39. You shart in the shower, what's your next move?

    Do you panic and go shower to pot? Do you just figure you drank too much dark beer the night before and it'll all be liquid anyway? Or do you just...

    Started by NotActuallyALonghorn‎, 12-24-2014 01:39 PM
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    12-27-2014, 12:16 AM Go to last post
  40. Shoplifter smears poop on people. Guess the State.

    http://m.local10.com/news/marisol-toribio-smears-poop-in-employees-faces-police-say/30386486 Florida

    Started by Parliament‎, 12-25-2014 10:07 PM
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    12-26-2014, 04:37 PM Go to last post
  41. Happy Christmas and a merry new year.

    Everyone stay safe and have a good time. I like most of you degenerate bastards.

    Started by OklahomaHorn60‎, 12-24-2014 07:06 PM
    • Replies: 6
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    12-25-2014, 11:24 PM Go to last post
  42. Santa Claus check-in thread

    I've got a 4 year old and a 6 month old. "Santa" is going to be up half the night tonight putting together a Little Tikes house for the 6 month old...

    Started by bevoinva‎, 12-24-2014 08:15 PM
    • Replies: 34
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    12-25-2014, 09:37 PM Go to last post
  43. Here's to all the daddy's

    Having a shiner or whatever your drink is..... Assembling $#@! right now. Me? Basketball goal and a bike.

    Started by markstanco‎, 12-24-2014 11:51 PM
    • Replies: 36
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    12-25-2014, 04:52 PM Go to last post
  44. Merry Christmas fellow $#@!s

    Merry Christmas to all you fellow shag $#@!s. Thanks for helping me keep my sanity throughout another year. Keep up the good work

    Started by Dillo Pad‎, 12-25-2014 11:18 AM
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    12-25-2014, 04:01 PM Go to last post
  45. It's 12/17 and I am the only one on my street with lights up

    My neighbors suck. Also, I fear this happening: After much deliberation, I will reluctantly tell the story of my family touring the...

    Started by Beau Vine‎, 12-17-2014 03:29 PM
    • Replies: 18
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    12-25-2014, 03:54 PM Go to last post
  46. Have you ever eaten a "free" hotel breakfast...

    without actually having stayed there the night before? Understood that 95% of these meals suck badly, but if an individual was so inclined, they...

    Started by slorch‎, 12-24-2014 06:56 AM
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    12-25-2014, 03:42 PM Go to last post
  47. Sperm donor dies in the hand of the one hie loves.

    http://au.ibtimes.com/articles/566143/20140913/much-masturbation-kills-23-year-old-chinese.htm#.VJiXa14AAA

    Started by Parliament‎, 12-22-2014 05:20 PM
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    12-25-2014, 08:37 AM Go to last post
  48. Remy Gaillard

    I thought this was funny. No idea where it belongs or if it's been posted.

    Started by Bullneck‎, 12-24-2014 10:51 PM
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    12-25-2014, 03:14 AM Go to last post
  49. Twas the night before Christmas...

    Started by smit3936‎, 12-24-2014 02:07 PM
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    12-24-2014, 02:07 PM Go to last post
  50. 2 guys, 1 fish

    NSFW Guess he was using some worm bait

    Started by next2naus‎, 12-22-2014 11:06 PM
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    12-24-2014, 01:59 PM Go to last post

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