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  1. Clickhole - New Onion Website

    The Onion has launched a new website that skewers Buzzfeed, social media, etc. Makes fun of lists, quizzes, and everything else the internet rams...

    Started by CurlyDumps‎, 06-12-2014 03:45 PM
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    06-18-2014, 05:54 PM Go to last post
  2. cut his package...partially off

    A Canadian man is suing a Montreal hospital for allegedly shortening his $#@! during a surgery. The negligence suit claims that it prevented him...

    Started by Gil Bang‎, 06-16-2014 01:31 PM
    • Replies: 13
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    06-18-2014, 05:19 PM Go to last post
  3. Drunk girls on a pub crawl beat up a homeless man

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2652681/The-Carnage-pub-crawl-girls-attacked-homeless-man-telling-f-job-Shocking-footage-streets.html

    Started by ajax‎, 06-17-2014 12:59 PM
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    06-18-2014, 02:08 PM Go to last post
  4. Sugar Daddy University

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/sugar-daddy-university-new-course-3698973 Rules

    Started by ajax‎, 06-16-2014 01:46 PM
    • Replies: 36
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    06-18-2014, 12:14 PM Go to last post
  5. Sons of Anarchy Season 7 Cancelled

    SOA creator, Kirk Sutter, has announced that due to recent violence in thethat's why it's in nasty's sucka! you really think i'd post a link w/o the...

    Started by jt‎, 06-13-2014 09:55 PM
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    06-17-2014, 06:51 PM Go to last post
  6. Stupid (humorous) $#@! your parents do

    My Mom, who is a saint by the way, is severely technology challenged to put it mildly. She is 66, college educated, smart, and is the best...

    Started by HerkyJerky‎, 06-11-2014 06:19 PM
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    06-17-2014, 01:05 PM Go to last post
  7. I have big puffy nipples

    I was a little reluctant when I was younger to take my shirt off sometimes because of it, then when I got older I didn't give a $#@! and noticed no...

    Started by mulletpelini‎, 06-15-2014 11:33 PM
    • Replies: 28
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    06-17-2014, 01:01 PM Go to last post
  8. Junebugs...

    are consistent.

    Started by Traffic‎, 06-08-2014 08:44 PM
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    06-17-2014, 10:12 AM Go to last post
  9. My nephew is going to be on Letterman tonight

    Should this be in Varsity? It's like a "brush with greatness by extension" thing.

    Started by unklphucker‎, 06-09-2014 07:14 PM
    • Replies: 35
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    06-16-2014, 08:43 PM Go to last post
  10. 6/16/14: Pussy defeated?

    http://www.wcpo.com/news/local-news/sarah-jones-appeals-court-overturns-judgment-in-defamation-suit-for-ex-bengals-cheerleader- Loko.

    Started by Fondren & Main‎, 06-16-2014 12:51 PM
    • Replies: 9
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    06-16-2014, 02:43 PM Go to last post
  11. Yay, It's ROT Rally Week

    Another weekend in Austin, must be a festival. Just saw an 8-pak of them on Ben White heading east bound. And it's Monday. The only guarantee with...

    Started by Wally Pryor‎, 06-09-2014 04:36 PM
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    06-16-2014, 12:41 PM Go to last post
  12. Airport Bars

    I believe that airport bars are the best bars out there. Especially on a Friday afternoon. There's no other bar that combines quality talent with...

    Started by Ghost of LL‎, 07-27-2011 05:12 PM
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    06-15-2014, 09:13 PM Go to last post
  13. Anti-No Poop Zone Mayor Tosses Bag of "Dog Doo" on Neighbor's Walkway

    http://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/Caught-on-Camera-Mayor-San-Marino-Dennis-Kneier-Tosses-Bag-of-Dog-Poop-on-Neighbors-Walkway-262502331.html ...

    Started by Blank‎, 06-11-2014 03:41 PM
    • Replies: 9
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    06-15-2014, 03:34 PM Go to last post
  14. LED Light Bulb

    Bought my first LED light bulb today. Replaced a 14w florescent with a 6w LED in a fixture that is used about two hours a day. I know by payback is...

    Started by Horn_Spanker‎, 05-06-2014 03:25 PM
    • Replies: 15
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    06-15-2014, 12:49 PM Go to last post
  15. Who was your first athletic idol?

    My formative years in sports were the mid 70's. The first game I have lasting memories of is the Carlton Fisk foul pole walk off in the Reds/Sox WS....

    Started by Uncle Charlie‎, 06-12-2014 10:51 AM
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    06-15-2014, 08:57 AM Go to last post
  16. Which one of you $#@!s is David

    You should probably get your side piece in check. I took this yesterday around 1pm at Lamar and Riverside.

    Started by FuckinA‎, 06-12-2014 10:22 AM
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    06-14-2014, 09:10 AM Go to last post
  17. Not a Damn thing is getting done today

    Wife and kids are out of town from yesterday until Sunday morning. I've got a pretty bad hangover. Which needs to go away before I start drinking...

    Started by Jameslaw‎, 06-13-2014 01:09 PM
    • Replies: 32
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    06-13-2014, 10:18 PM Go to last post
  18. Mockingbirds Are $#@!ed Up

    They're highly amusing with the relentless dive bombing of humans, squirrels and cats, especially the latter. This one is ballsy to a different...

    Started by Wally Pryor‎, 06-12-2014 12:23 PM
    • Replies: 30
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    06-13-2014, 09:36 PM Go to last post
  19. Man eat the heart of his cheating lover's lover

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-27808850 You don't say.

    Started by Parliament‎, 06-12-2014 02:44 PM
    • Replies: 34
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    06-13-2014, 07:25 PM Go to last post
  20. DALLAS Shaggy Prodigy Mortgage HH, June 12, 5pm, THE RUSTIC

    SPII suggested the Rustic as Perry's in the Woodlands was booked. Date is firm, location is up to you guys. And by that Katy Trail Ass House is the...

    Started by UTPhil2006‎, 05-25-2014 12:20 PM
    • Replies: 37
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    06-13-2014, 03:49 PM Go to last post
  21. NYC strippers drug and steal from rich men

    http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/06/11/nyc-stripper-crime-ring/10339165/ Nevermarryastripper, can you provide us with some insight?

    Started by Rocko20‎, 06-11-2014 06:46 PM
    • Replies: 21
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    06-12-2014, 07:17 PM Go to last post
  22. The Man Card Revocation Thread

    I walked past this little jewel on the way in to work this morning.

    Started by Vertigo‎, 06-11-2014 08:21 AM
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    06-12-2014, 12:33 PM Go to last post
  23. Cool Wear sunscreen, kids!

    Because when you leave at 11 and tell your boss you're going to "work from home," it's poor form to show up the next day with a sunburn after you...

    Started by 7870Horn‎, 06-11-2014 11:36 PM
    • Replies: 9
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    06-12-2014, 08:48 AM Go to last post
  24. Lame joke thread

    Where will you find a dog with no legs? Exactly where you left it.

    Started by Rusk‎, 04-17-2012 12:39 PM
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    06-11-2014, 10:10 PM Go to last post
  25. So...for the next Shaggy happy hour...

    I'm pretty sure I found the shot glasses...

    Started by Brisketexan‎, 06-08-2014 07:03 PM
    • Replies: 47
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    06-11-2014, 06:52 PM Go to last post
  26. My frend ricky post wayyy too many mussel pics on FB!!

    lok at this $#@!. it dont stop. wont stop. keeps on going.

    Started by Black Gideon‎, 10-05-2012 10:05 AM
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    06-11-2014, 05:53 PM Go to last post
  27. A colony for pederasts

    Guess which State? I dare you to walk around that place with a blacklight.

    Started by Parliament‎, 06-09-2014 08:01 AM
    • Replies: 21
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    06-11-2014, 04:02 PM Go to last post
  28. Which religion cheats the most?

    Interesting, if the survey by Ashley Madison is to be trusted- Still undefeated

    Started by equinox‎, 06-09-2014 07:22 AM
    • Replies: 46
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    06-11-2014, 11:04 AM Go to last post
  29. I found Vic Mackey

    Started by Blain‎, 06-10-2014 06:06 PM
    • Replies: 11
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    06-11-2014, 09:50 AM Go to last post
  30. The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest Hoax

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27ugSKW4-QQ The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest, 1957 On April 1, 1957 the British news show Panorama broadcast a...

    Started by Horn Under a Bad Sign‎, 06-10-2014 08:45 AM
    • Replies: 21
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    06-11-2014, 07:05 AM Go to last post
  31. Shagsters, next time you are at Braums

    Face *away* from the camera when you are setting it up.

    Started by Gus Polinski‎, 05-30-2014 11:13 AM
    • Replies: 36
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    06-11-2014, 12:18 AM Go to last post
  32. @barkingcarnival on twitter

    Any of you follow him? Seems like he tweets every 10 seconds during sporting events late at night and they continually get more unreadable during the...

    Started by markstanco‎, 06-06-2014 11:07 PM
    • Replies: 15
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    06-10-2014, 10:17 PM Go to last post
  33. Eddie Munster...a boy ahead of his time

    The Short Suit is Finally Going Mainstream

    Started by longhornderek‎, 06-09-2014 01:14 PM
    • Replies: 43
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    06-10-2014, 01:17 PM Go to last post
  34. A lesson you've never learned

    Sat down to take a $#@! this afternoon and I ripped massive ass as I was dropping my pants. Naturally I then sat down with my face situated wholly in...

    Started by jhawk‎, 06-08-2014 03:40 PM
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    06-10-2014, 11:48 AM Go to last post
  35. It's a revolution

    As soon as I get done at the dentist... $#@!

    Started by sofa king jive‎, 06-09-2014 04:05 PM
    • Replies: 8
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    06-09-2014, 07:48 PM Go to last post
  36. Moved: Chick claims life is a burden when you're beautiful

    Started by Rocko20‎, 06-05-2014 04:10 PM
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    06-09-2014, 07:45 PM Go to last post
  37. Sleep Paralysis

    Sleep paralysis occurs either when falling asleep, or when awakening. When it occurs upon falling asleep, the person remains aware while the body...

    Started by neverwenttoUT‎, 04-26-2011 02:13 PM
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  38. Explain to me the policy of not seating incomplete parties

    I've never worked in a restaurant, so maybe I just don't get it. What is the purpose of that policy? The way I see it, the sooner people are sat, the...

    Started by SubliminalHorn‎, 06-08-2014 09:13 AM
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    06-09-2014, 12:26 PM Go to last post
  39. Extreme cougar - 31 yo dude, 91 yo girlfriend (Warning - nasty)

    You were warned. http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/05/91-year-old-girlfriend_n_5453292.html

    Started by ajax‎, 06-06-2014 10:38 AM
    • Replies: 49
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    06-09-2014, 09:30 AM Go to last post
  40. Observations on Being in D.C.

    Semi-annual (6 month) visit, 70% personal, 30% business. Observations: 1) If the weather is right, and it has been this trip, there is not a...

    Started by phdhorn‎, 06-02-2014 07:27 AM
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    06-08-2014, 10:08 PM Go to last post
  41. Californication: Montana Residents Find Gold In Tapwater, Complain

    Just ain't no pleasing some people, I guess. http://www.nbcmontana.com/news/whitehall-residents-gold-in-drinking-water/26334156

    Started by TOR‎, 06-08-2014 10:22 AM
    • Replies: 9
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    06-08-2014, 04:17 PM Go to last post
  42. Poll Poll: What finger is the most important?

    Safe to say its probably not the pinkie. The one next to it doesn't do much either. That's when it gets interesting. The next 3 are used much...

    Started by mulletpelini‎, 06-08-2014 12:34 PM
    • Replies: 15
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    06-08-2014, 04:00 PM Go to last post
  43. i've got the worst gas in a century...

    horribad...those hot farts that feel like menthol and sting a little bit and smell like a combination of Catfish Charlie and a decomposing rhino. ...

    Started by Kyrie Eleison‎, 06-06-2014 01:58 PM
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    06-08-2014, 01:11 PM Go to last post
  44. 40 Maps they didn't teach you in school

    The Most Famous Brand for Each State in the U.S. Most Popular Sports in the World Modern Political World Map as Paleozoic Pangaea ...

    Started by Tailleur17‎, 01-17-2014 03:02 PM
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    06-08-2014, 11:43 AM Go to last post
  45. So my good friend

    Just got his car totaled by a flash flood while he was in it. Totaled his dj equipment that was in it too. I'm sad because I saw his set last night...

    Started by rumblefishstix‎, 06-07-2014 06:53 AM
    • Replies: 47
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    06-08-2014, 11:15 AM Go to last post
  46. $#@! that I found in my house without using a metal detector

    In the potentially disastrous event that my wife somehow, God forbid, finds this thread, I need to issue the following disclaimer: ++++++++++...

    Started by Mitch Cumsteen‎, 03-12-2012 03:50 PM
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    06-08-2014, 11:07 AM Go to last post
  47. A day of fishing

    Is better than a day working. Company sponsored trip in Galveston. I've been a few times in padre and its always been awesome. 1st time in...

    Started by ASUram‎, 06-04-2014 06:49 AM
    • Replies: 34
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    06-08-2014, 01:05 AM Go to last post
  48. Calvin & Hobbes

    The Far Side thread got me reminiscing.

    Started by Gus Polinski‎, 10-30-2013 10:42 AM
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    1 2
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    06-07-2014, 03:28 PM Go to last post
  49. Drink?

    Drank!

    Started by unklphucker‎, 07-28-2012 09:04 PM
    • Replies: 29
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    06-06-2014, 10:47 PM Go to last post
  50. Drunk bitch run over by train, doesn't die

    She's not even hurt. She was passed out on the tracks. I'm glad she's not dead, but $#@! she's gonna reproduce. ...

    Started by ajax‎, 06-05-2014 07:40 PM
    • Replies: 45
    • Views: 1,255
    06-06-2014, 08:10 PM Go to last post

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