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    Attention $#@!ets at a bar that yell "in the hole" when golf is on

    Please kill yourselves. Thx.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gil Bang View Post
    Please kill yourselves. Thx.
    I approve of this message.

    I'd also like to suggest it applies to the $#@!nuts there at the tournament who yell the same thing after a player tees off on a 578 yard par 5.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostOfTomJoad View Post
    I approve of this message.

    I'd also like to suggest it applies to the $#@!nuts there at the tournament who yell the same thing after a player tees off on a 578 yard par 5. every shot
    ditto. $#@! those guys.

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    I believe it's "get in the hole."

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    I have literally heard drunken $#@!nuts yell "Get in the hole!" while playing freaking Golden Tee.

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    Indubitably, good sirs! I, for instance, have withstood more than one solitary instance of my monocle being cracked in twain by these same rank-and-file rapscallions! And let us not speak of their boorish behavior at tea-time, heavens, no!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gil Bang View Post
    Please kill yourselves. Thx.
    This

    Quote Originally Posted by GhostOfTomJoad View Post
    I approve of this message.

    I'd also like to suggest it applies to the $#@!nuts there at the tournament who yell the same thing after a player tees off on a 578 yard par 5.
    And especially this. Dumbfucks

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    Quote Originally Posted by noahconstrictor View Post
    Indubitably, good sirs! I, for instance, have withstood more than one solitary instance of my monocle being cracked in twain by these same rank-and-file rapscallions! And let us not speak of their boorish behavior at tea-time, heavens, no!
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    Who goes to a bar to watch golf?

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    Acceptable?


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    agree w/ premise of post but if you're gonna use the word "$#@!got", use it. We don't need no $#@!in' aggyization of cuss words.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DigglerontheHoof View Post
    agree w/ premise of post but if you're gonna use the word "$#@!got", use it. We don't need no $#@!in' aggyization Chad Briscoeization of cuss words.
    Your $#@!'s all regarded.


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    Wait just a fist $#@!ing minute. There were drunk people at a bar, and they were doing stupid $#@! that drunk people do? How gauche.

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    This thread should have started circa 1995.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TexArcher View Post
    I have literally heard drunken $#@!nuts yell "Get in the hole!" while playing freaking Golden Tee.
    Wait... I'm not allowed to do that? What if I'm being ironic?

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    Save for a dramatic, match-winning amazingly exciting putt or maybe an amazing tee/fairway shot about once every 500 shots, anyone who yells anything on a golf course, or watching golf on TV, is generally a dumb$#@!.

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    Don't forget the "YOU THE MAN!" jackasses. It's even worse now since everyone has DVR. They record the tourney, then go out to the event, and yell something so they can hear themselves when played back later. Like a goddamn 5-year old.

    However, these guys don't bother me nearly as much as the volunteers at a Tour event. Typically, some crotchity middle-aged to old man from a snooty club who volunteers all week to hold up "Quiet Please" signs and pick up broken tees. They even use these people with failing vision to act as spotters. Then they typically cause more comotion than the gallery by standing in the wrong places, forgetting about their shadows, saying "Quiet please" as the player has already begun their pre-shot routine, and generally looking like a $#@! in their big straw hat thinking they are a part of the event. I have never meet a bigger group of star-struck individuals. I will typically give at least one a hard time by asking why they are acting like a little schoolgirl because David Toms said "Hi". Nice boner you got there marshall. Yeah, I know, it's the pleats. Sure. Anyways, you authority-obsessed $#@!weeds are awful. See you on the 9th tee at the Shell Houston Open in a few weeks. I'll be the one with my buddies and the dollar bills betting on closest-to-the pins. I look forward to your disapproving glances.

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    Haven't heard the Mashed Potatoes one before

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    Quote Originally Posted by JSB View Post
    Haven't heard the Mashed Potatoes one before
    just given advice for T. WOODS...

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