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    Nuclear bomb for sale in Austin

    Which one of you $#@!s is trying to get the guy with that phone number arrested?

    http://austin.craigslist.org/tix/2875776324.html

    (In case the listing gets flagged)
    Spoiler!

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    haha, holy $#@!.

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    lets throw some wreath money at it

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    GDGD's parting gift to Austin?

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    some interesting results come up when you google that phone #

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    knox posted the ad?



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    http://www.adultsearch.com/tx/austin...Escorts/438879

    i think someone was pissed when they found out something extra special about their call 'girl'

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    Sounds like a good way to have a permanent sunny vacation in beautiful Guantanamo Bay.

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    Avoid scams and fraud by dealing locally!

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    I love the spoiler tag "in case the listing gets flagged" -- you know, on the off chance that the folks at cl notice this ad and decide that it needs to go.

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    I'm holding out for the submarine

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    Quote Originally Posted by HornsN04 View Post
    Avoid scams and fraud by dealing locally!
    Seriously. I would NOT buy a suitcase nuclear bomb from a seller in Russia or the Middle East. Those guys are not only terrorists but also swindlers.
    Last edited by mikey4; 02-28-2012 at 05:37 PM.

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    I'm sure it's just a shiny bomb casing filled with used pinball machine parts

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    I like the idea of the WhoooTex household becoming a nuclear power. I could change my email signature to say, "Our words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!"
    Last edited by WhoooTex; 02-28-2012 at 06:08 PM.

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    Too bad my CHL doesn't cover suitcases.

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    I bet the detonator is a hunk of brisket's Monday morning $#@!.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TornACL View Post
    I'm sure it's just a shiny bomb casing filled with used pinball machine parts
    He'd better watch out for Libyans in a VW bus.

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    I'll give him $9,999.95. If he doesn't like it he can return it back to the store in the box.

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    Isn't this the same guy who sold that Bonfire Kit to aTm?

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    Nice try ATF! I doubt that thing is on a form 3 or form 4.

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    Google shows a many hits between the phone number and trannys. Hhhhmmmmm?

    What's the nexus between suitcase nukes and trannys?

    I'm so confused.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ARKtos View Post
    Google shows a many hits between the phone number and trannys. Hhhhmmmmm?

    What's the nexus between suitcase nukes and trannys?

    I'm so confused.
    Gay Muslims with burkas come to mind.....

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    You'd think for $10,000 they could upgrade the suitcase. I bet we all just made the TSA "no fly" list. $#@!..

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