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    Manning to Broncos: The Official LOL @ Tebow thread

    Havent seen a thread started on this topic. I hope tebow rides the bench forever

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    This thread sucks. I hate hearing about Tebow constantly as much as the next guy, but why bash someone who has done everything right, and even won a playoff game during a season when no one gave him a chance?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HornPharmD12 View Post
    I hope tebow rides the bench forever
    Why?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bedeviledegg View Post
    This thread sucks. I hate hearing about Tebow constantly as much as the next guy, but why bash someone who has done everything right, and even won a playoff game during a season when no one gave him a chance?
    Quiet, you.

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    tebow will be the new fullback/h-back in denver

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatrickBateman View Post
    Why?
    He is a terrible QB and an attention whore

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    This thread will be all lolz till Tebow is traded away to a team that was considering VY.

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    I can't wait for the first time Manning scrambles for a first down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bedeviledegg View Post
    This thread sucks. I hate hearing about Tebow constantly as much as the next guy, but why bash someone who has done everything right, and even won a playoff game during a season when no one gave him a chance?
    schadenfraude loosely translates to "shaggy"

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    The correct title for this thread should've been Elway tells Tebow to GTFO

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    As soon as Elway is done signing the contracts w/ Manning he needs to be on the phones w/ Jacksonville & Miami & convince both of them that the other team called him to inquire about Tebow. Let those two perpetually $#@!ed up organizations get in a bidding war for Tebow. One of them will do something stupid like give up a 2nd round pick this year & additional picks in the the future for Timmy.

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    Too early for a "Who Ends Peyton's Career" Pool?

    I'll take Derrick Johnson, Alex.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HornPharmD12 View Post
    He is a terrible QB and an attention whore
    How do you figure he's an attention whore? That post-game rant he made while at Florida? I think he's a victim of his own success and popularity. At this point, given the way the media covers every time he even takes a dump, I feel sorry for the guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HornPharmD12 View Post
    He is a terrible QB and an attention whore
    What do you care if he's a terrible QB? Not his fault that most media outlets have a fascination with him. This isn't a Paris Hilton situation....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texas St. Armadillos View Post
    Too early for a "Who Ends Peyton's Career" Pool?

    I'll take Derrick Johnson, Alex.
    Lamarr Houston, ftw.

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    Traffic must be creaming his pants right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatrickBateman View Post
    This isn't a Paris Hilton situation....
    It kind of is

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    Too soon?


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    Quote Originally Posted by WBT View Post
    It kind of is
    Not really. Tebow actually has a skill or talent. Paris Hilton hired a promotional team to make her famous....It's kind of not.....at all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PatrickBateman View Post
    Not really. Tebow actually has a skill or talent. Paris Hilton hired a promotional team to make her famous....It's kind of not.....at all.
    O'really???


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    whenever people feel the need to jump in and defend tebow i can't help but think that they're like this...


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    Quote Originally Posted by HousHorn09 View Post
    "The very stone which the builders rejected has become the capstone" Ps 118

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    Quote Originally Posted by HornsN04 View Post
    Tebow is now going to be like that bishop on Caddyshack after he was struck by lightning.

    "You're not a man, you're a bishop, for God's sakes."

    "There is no God."

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    Quote Originally Posted by TxArch View Post
    Traffic must be creaming his pants right now.
    assuming Peyton is healthy and can put in 2 or 3 more years, this is a great deal.

    I'll be happier yet if Denver can get a lot of value in trade for Tebow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Traffic View Post
    assuming Peyton is healthy and can put in 2 or 3 more years, this is a great deal.

    I'll be happier yet if Denver can get a lot of value in trade for Tebow.
    Highly doubtful they get more than a 3rd or 4th rounder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by da_clean_up_man View Post
    Highly doubtful they get more than a 3rd or 4th rounder.
    Tebow should have gone no higher than the 3rd or 4th round himself. Denver blew that one big time.

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    An Interesting graphic on how often players are mentioned on ESPN.

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    The problem with trading Tebow, aside from the fact that some 6 yo girls have a better throwing motion, is that he has a huge following and one that will demand he be the starter. Anywhere in Florida is a bad spot, needs to be a backup somewhere with an established qb.

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    I don't understand what the risk is in keeping Tebow in at backup/certain packages role. I think everyone can agree that he needs to work on his quarterbacking skills, so why not sit back and learn from watching Peyton? He had success in Denver, but is not quite a starter, so why not try to develop him into one? Tebow is a cheap project -- 5 years less than $10mil?? What's the harm in keeping him? It can't be "media attention", he only gets that because his team wins despite his unorthodox play.

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    interesting thread

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texas St. Armadillos View Post
    Too early for a "Who Ends Peyton's Career" Pool?

    I'll take Derrick Johnson, Alex.

    Father Time. Assuming his neck heals to the point he's well enough to play effectively, there's minimal risk of reinjury.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dewey Oxburger View Post
    The problem with trading Tebow, aside from the fact that some 6 yo girls have a better throwing motion, is that he has a huge following and one that will demand he be the starter. Anywhere in Florida is a bad spot, needs to be a backup somewhere with an established qb.
    JAX can fix what they screwed up in not drafting him a few years ago. So what he sucks. They will fill the stadium if they get him.

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    Tebow needs to go play h-back in Seattle where he'll get little-to-no national media coverage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dewey Oxburger View Post
    The problem with trading Tebow, aside from the fact that some 6 yo girls have a better throwing motion, is that he has a huge following and one that will demand he be the starter. Anywhere in Florida is a bad spot, needs to be a backup somewhere with an established qb.

    lol wut? are you on dope?

    Miami would be PERFECT for this chump. Tebow would sell a butt ton of tix for the fins, they $#@!ing stuffed joe robbie to the gills when denver played there last season, and they had a UF/Tebow appreciation day. Plus, Davie where the fins are located is the most hicktified city in sofla, theys a super wall mart right outside joe robbie, and calder racecourse and casino is right next door to joe robbie + Hard Rock Hollywood resort and casino is 5 min from Davie and the stadium so it will be easy for tebow to indulge his proclivities of hookers and blow and playing the ponies AND there are like kazillions of jews so tebow can indulge his other proclivity, that of fondling and whacking little boy's wangers.

    It will be a difficult decision for ross and ireland though, sign tebow and waste millions of dollars and maybe sell a few more season tix or draft tannehill and waste duh fins first round draft pick AND millions of dollars and put NO butts in seats.

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    Quote Originally Posted by da_clean_up_man View Post
    Highly doubtful they get more than a 3rd or 4th rounder.
    two #1's and two #2's. I'll accept nothing less.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HousHorn09 View Post
    O'really???

    For the record, Tebow and other athletes who thank God, aren't thank Him for wins or touchdowns. They're thanking God for granting them the ability to do what they do and giving God praise. It's the same thign that Colt did after getting knocked out of the MNC game. If an athlete DOES ask God for touchdowns/wins, etc then he is asking for the wrong thing and I don't think that's what Tebow is doing.

    I really don't understand all the hate that Tebow gets from so many people. Then again, I don't get all the love that he gets from so many people, either. He seems like a good guy who tried to do things the right way but he's a crappy quarterback who will never be able to lead a successful pro-style offense in the NFL.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bikerack View Post
    Tebow needs to go play h-back in Seattle where he'll get little-to-no national media coverage.
    That's probably the best idea I've seen put forth but I doubt that he'd do that. He's determined to be a QB in spite of all reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bedeviledegg View Post
    This thread sucks. I hate hearing about Tebow constantly as much as the next guy, but why bash someone who has done everything right, and even won a playoff game during a season when no one gave him a chance?
    No one gave him a chance? He was a first round pick! He received so much attention because no one could figure out how someone that bad kept winning. Even his own teammates knew his time was short at starter.

    But he also uses his platform to generally sound like an idiot. With all the suffering in the world he says the power of prayer helped his professional football team beat another professional football team. Good to know he keeps things in perspective because he touched little kids $#@!s in the Phillippines once.

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    if tebow was as great a teammate as he wants us to think, he will publicly volunteer to play fullback/TE/h-back while peyton is qb.

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    Has Peyton changed his name to Barabbas yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thor Goddhammer View Post
    No one gave him a chance? He was a first round pick! He received so much attention because no one could figure out how someone that bad kept winning. Even his own teammates knew his time was short at starter.

    But he also uses his platform to generally sound like an idiot. With all the suffering in the world he says the power of prayer helped his professional football team beat another professional football team. Good to know he keeps things in perspective because he touched little kids $#@!s in the Phillippines once.
    What's wrong with saying that the power of prayer helped his team win? I've never actually heard him say that but if I did I would assume that he meant his and his teammates' faith gave them the strength to fight/persevere and the conviction to win - not that God reached down from the heavens and altered the course of a football team. Now, if you could find me an instance where Tebow or anyone else said that, I'd understand your apparent outrage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Duck of Death View Post
    if tebow was as great a teammate as he wants us to think, he will publicly volunteer to play fullback/TE/h-back while peyton is qb.
    There is no way he stays. Broncos aren't dumb enough to land Peyton and then have him have to hear about Tebow every time he throws a pick.

    No way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CPHornFan View Post
    For the record, Tebow and other athletes who thank God, aren't thank Him for wins or touchdowns. They're thanking God for granting them the ability to do what they do and giving God praise.
    I think most people understand this. However the heavenward glance and double-index fingers up typically occurs after a good play, not for throwing a pick or whiffing on a tackle. It's as irritating as any "look at me" celebration after a player has done what he's paid to do. Give the praise in private.

    And yeah: clearly Manning hates Jesus.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JKates View Post
    Has Peyton changed his name to Barabbas yet?
    Is John Elway Pontius Pilate or King Herod?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Murfdogg21 View Post
    Is John Elway Pontius Pilate or King Herod?
    wouldnt he be judas?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack City Bitch View Post
    I don't understand what the risk is in keeping Tebow in at backup/certain packages role. I think everyone can agree that he needs to work on his quarterbacking skills, so why not sit back and learn from watching Peyton? He had success in Denver, but is not quite a starter, so why not try to develop him into one? Tebow is a cheap project -- 5 years less than $10mil?? What's the harm in keeping him? It can't be "media attention", he only gets that because his team wins despite his unorthodox play.
    Because the first time Manning throws a pick in Denver, this is what you'll hear from the stands:

    "TEEEEEEEEEEBOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWW!"

    Remember the Simms/Applewhite days at Texas? Both of those QBs were good and everyone picked sides. This is a little different because one qb is really good, the other is mediocre but has "heart". Good way to turn things into a $#@!show pretty quick.

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