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    Duck Dynasty

    Anyone else catch the premiere last night?
    The older brother Jase is pretty funny and worthless.
    Off to a good start, but I'll be interested to see how they keep it up without scripting it all to hell.

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    watching it now. its hilarious how everybody just $#@!s around while willie tries to keep Duck Commander functioning...

    the flooding of the loading dock with Willie yelling he cant fire anybody because they are all "Kinfolk" killed me.

    and the Dad and the uncle are awesome..
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    Uncle Si can't drive for $#@!. That was a pretty cool little football field they set up. Willie's wife is cute. They really need to get serious about their business or they're going to piss off customers. Jase reminds me of Step from the movie Extract.

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    Jase and his dad have some supremely quotable lines. Unfortunately I have a terrible memory for quotes.

    I loved the scene where the old man is skinning frogs and giving advice to the grandson. Cracked me up.

    From the previews I thought this would absolutely suck but it kinda roped me in, I'm looking forward to next week.

    And this is definitely the problem I'll be looking for:

    but I'll be interested to see how they keep it up without scripting it all to hell.

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    These people are the real deal. Knew them through a close friend in Calhoun, LA. Old Phil built duck calls in a little shed next to his mobile home. He still lived in that old mobile home long after he started making big money. Dude can really blow a duck call....of course, he is a multi-national champion.

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    Uncle Si looks like he has drank too much of his own shine.

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    "...to kill Delicious meat"

    - Phil on a squirrel hunt

    "What Willie needs to do if he wants to be more productive....is fire all of us"

    - Jase on Willie's plan for "synergy"

    and the neighbor, Mountain Man, giving his definition or rather starting to give his definition of "synergy"...$#@!ing gold.

    oh man, Phil and Si at Willie's kids career day:

    Si: " you ever hear of Vietnam?"

    Phil: biting the head off of a duck....then proceeding to clean it. Dressed in full hunting gear.

    holy $#@! this show is great
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    I liked it when Phil said, "Jase will risk life and limb to get the frog"

    That's exactly the way they do it over there. You lay over the front edge of the boat and the driver rams the boat right up in the weeds/bank and you just grab it. No gig or any of that bull$#@!. Those dudes over there will literally catch 1-2 hundred frogs in a night. They actually have a frog hunting season over there. I guess it's to keep them from wiping them all out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by immortal13 View Post
    These people are the real deal. Knew them through a close friend in Calhoun, LA. Old Phil built duck calls in a little shed next to his mobile home. He still lived in that old mobile home long after he started making big money. Dude can really blow a duck call....of course, he is a multi-national champion.
    I really do like these people and the show, but did you know them when the sons had frosted tips?

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    Swamp People, Sons of Guns, Ragin Cajuns, Bayou Billionaires, Duck Dynasty. Am I missing any others? Is there no end to America's fascination with Boudreaux and Thibodeaux?

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    Great show. Lived in Moron, right next to West Moron for 3 years. This is a true reality show, I can vouch for it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mulletpelini View Post
    Great show. Lived in Moron, right next to West Moron for 3 years. This is a true reality show, I can vouch for it.
    The 15 minutes I watched sure didn't make it look like a "true reality show" Looks pretty damn fabricated to me

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    Yeah, I was afraid it would go to this quickly. Scripted events to fill time.
    Just show them hunting and working in the shop. Don't get the overacting wives involved. They almost make it unwatchable.

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    still like the show. Its a guilty pleasure so to speak.

    however when they were trying to call in the beavers with Si's boombox and Phil shot it while everybody was "asleep", when they were "startled" awake and just started shooting at the tank...yeah that was scripted. Little disappointing but whatevs, show still makes me laugh.

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    very, very scripted but still good. i look at it as a sitcom with actors and those guys are great actors. Louisiana version of the cosby show.

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    Let me clarify. Is it scripted? Obviously. I was referring to the way the people are. They are exactly what you see.....guaranteed.

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    very funny, they have great writers

    uncle si cracks me up to no end and damn those rednecks love blowing $#@! up

    im also going to guess they have more than 4 workers in that huge ass facility

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    Watching the beaver hunting episode. First time to watch it. Very enjoyable. I'd consider it a semi scripted reality sitcom based on real personalities. The old guys' obsession with the beavers, and the nam references are funny.

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    Lol. Uncle Si telling school kids about nam and Phil massacring a duck in the classroom. Clearly scripted but I don't care. I'm enjoying this.

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    Old article about Phil...SIAP
    http://college-football.si.com/2012/...g-up-football/

    Interesting guy. Was the QB for ULM ahead of Bradshaw. Quit before his senior year since football interfered with duck hunting and still got a free agent offer from the Redskins. Also has a master's degree in Education.

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    ^ Damn good article, thanks.

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    Hell yeah. Love this show.

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    Uncle Si is $#@!in hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CooterBrown View Post
    Old article about Phil...SIAP
    http://college-football.si.com/2012/...g-up-football/

    Interesting guy. Was the QB for ULM ahead of Bradshaw. Quit before his senior year since football interfered with duck hunting and still got a free agent offer from the Redskins. Also has a master's degree in Education.
    Thanks for posting CB, it really was an interesting read.

    But to preserve karma among the football gods this weekend in Shreveport, let's clarify that Phil was the QB of the mighty Louisiana Tech Bulldogs.

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    I'm a fan. Sure, it's scripted, but the folks are real. Love me some Phil. And even my wife agrees with my crush on Jace's wife. She's damned cute, and pretty funny.

    Plus, anyone who has any dumbass redneck "well $#@! . . . I thought that was gonna work" in 'em oughta appreciate their foolish efforts to get some honey, etc. I watch them do stupid $#@!, and think "hell, that's something I would've done."

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    4 terrible episodes so far. HUGE drop-off from last season.

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    Really hard to try and watch this. If you enjoy it, sure watch it, but I kind of have a limit for plain old foolishness and this show has way too much of it.

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    Just ran across this thing. It's awesome. And while I totally get the criticism, some of you need to understand that there is more there than meets the eye.

    When the gay dude came to take the pictures of the mom and dad and the dog - the gay guy offers "organic" dog treats for the dog. The dad responds that he could give the dog a squirrel - that's real organic, it doesn't come in a plastic bag and it's free range. And he's right. It's not just hilarious. It's a totally different perspective.

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    Before and after the beards. Willie done got himself fat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheTexasHammer View Post

    So anyway I really came over here to post that if you google on Korie Robertson, the third "suggestion" is "Korie Robertson feet". Which is really weird.
    That is weird. Bunch of crazy, reality, fetish folks on the Google.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brisketexan View Post
    I'm a fan. Sure, it's scripted, but the folks are real. Love me some Phil. And even my wife agrees with my crush on Jace's wife. She's damned cute, and pretty funny.

    Plus, anyone who has any dumbass redneck "well $#@! . . . I thought that was gonna work" in 'em oughta appreciate their foolish efforts to get some honey, etc. I watch them do stupid $#@!, and think "hell, that's something I would've done."
    Jep's wife is the truly hot one.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flaco View Post
    Jep's wife is the truly hot one.
    Yep4

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    I was at heb waiting in line the other day. Saw Si had a book. Downloaded it. It is great. I love Si

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    Quote Originally Posted by hamttx View Post
    Really hard to try and watch this. If you enjoy it, sure watch it, but I kind of have a limit for plain old foolishness and this show has way too much of it.
    This. The typical mindless reality trash the retarded masses love.

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    Cowboys and Texans fan ! tx 3 putt GORN tx 3 putt GORN tx 3 putt GORN tx 3 putt GORN tx 3 putt GORN tx 3 putt GORN tx 3 putt GORN tx 3 putt GORN tx 3 putt GORN tx 3 putt GORN tx 3 putt GORN tx 3 putt's Avatar
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    no good can come from hillbillies expressing their views :

    http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/liv...efinite-666808

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    So Phil made the gays butthurt?

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    "Gay is new black"- Kenny Powers

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    can somebody explain "duck dynasty" to me?

    I've never watched it.

    These hairy $#@!s are everywhere. I see more bearded rednecks on more products than anybody this side of Spongebob.

    Now one of them is being $#@!canned for anti-gay statements (said vagina is better than a man's $#@!). Who the $#@! cares? Isn't this a case of "rednecks gonna redneck"?

    Anyway, what's the appeal? Are they funny? What makes them interesting? Why does anybody give a $#@!?

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    ive seen a couple episodes at my folks house. its a basic scripted "reality" show that usually ends with some moral feel good family lesson. some of the characters seemed kinda funny, but i got tired of it after 3 episodes. just seemed way too forced and contrived. not sure why its soo popular

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    they have good writers and the duck people do a good job of reading the script


    the show was x1000000 better when it was on the outdoor channel and they did much more hunting and stuff

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    It's humorous in doses but it gets old pretty quick. Clearly scripted but that doesn't bother me. People (mostly rednecks and bible thumpers) take it too far as though there is something existential about them. But there's not. Great marketers.

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    Count me among those who have never seen an episode, and never plan to.

    So glad my wife is into watching some sports channel instead of gag-inducing "reality" tv.

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    They look like a bunch of a Al-Qaeda terrorists. The show is awful. It makes Hee-Haw looks like Masterpiece Theater.


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    Never heard of it until a few months ago. Watched about 5 minutes of those hairy rich rednecks messing around and thought this was Louisiana branch of the Honey Booboo clan.


    I long for the days of PeeWee Herman.

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    Phil's such a $#@!.

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    So you aren't allowed to say that a woman's vagina is better than a man's anus??

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