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    Have you ever seen a spleen that large?

    No-ho, not since breakfast.

    Hold this.

    Look, I'm not really prepared for this. I haven't sterilized my hands.

    You're not gonna make this guy any sicker.

    Bleh-heh-hehhhh...

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    [IMG]Awww, come on guys, it's so simple maybe you need a refresher course. It's all ball bearings nowadays. Now you prepare that Fetzer valve with some 3-in-1 oil and some gauze pads, and I'm gonna need 'bout ten quarts of anti-freeze, preferably Prestone. No, no make that Quaker State.[/IMG]

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    You know, it's a shame about Ed

    Oh, it was. Yeah, it was really a shame. To go so suddenly like that.

    He was dying for years.

    Sure, but... the end was very... very sudden.

    He was in intensive care for eight weeks.

    Yeah, but I mean the very end, when he actually died. That was extremely sudden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bborange View Post
    awww, come on guys, it's so simple maybe you need a refresher course.
    hiiii!!!

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    Dropped two big ones!

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    What kind of a name is Poon?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BSchoolProf View Post
    What kind of a name is Poon?
    Comanche Indian.

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    Provo, Spain?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lat22 View Post
    No. Never. Never.
    I use this all the time. Nobody has ever acknowledge it.

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/are...ar-of-qu,4190/

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    VALLEJO, CA—At a gala luncheon featuring Bloody Marys, steak sandwiches and steak sandwiches, area insurance salesman Marty Cutler celebrated his 14th year of quoting lines from the 1985 Chevy Chase film Fletch. "All I can say is, 'Using the whole fist, doc?'" Cutler told the many guests who have endured his quips over the years. The 31-year-old Cutler, who arrived an hour late for the luncheon, explaining that "a manure-spreader jack-knifed on the Santa Ana," has quoted Fletch an estimated 241,500 times since first dropping lines from the film into conversation in November 1985. Upon learning that the event's $100-a-portion Beluga caviar had run out, Cutler, who also goes by the name "Dr. Rosenrosen," dead-panned, "Never mind, just bring me a cup of hot fat and the head of Alfredo Garcia."

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    I'm a Shepard.

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    I love your body Larry.

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