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    Octomom is skinny, celibate, bat$#@!



    I know a lot of women like male attention, but I’ll go out with no make-up on and wear tracksuits, a wig and even a fake pregnancy stomach to put them off.
    I’ve been celibate for 13 years and plan to remain so until the octuplets are 18.
    Octomom Back in Shape

    Would. N't.

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    who gives a $#@!?

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    imagine what that p looks like after 8 births.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MNLonghorn10 View Post
    imagine what that p looks like after 8 births.
    She's actually squeezed out 14 puppies, not 8

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    Quote Originally Posted by oobe View Post
    She's actually squeezed out 14 puppies, not 8
    god damn....gonna need some bbq sauce for that sandwich

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    Quote Originally Posted by MNLonghorn10 View Post
    god damn....gonna need some bbq sauce for that sandwich
    Negative, MN. Horsey Sauce only for Arby's.

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    She's still alive? I thought Jessica Simpson ate this bitch already.

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    still ugly as $#@!.

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    You guys don't seriously think she pushed 14 kids out, right? I mean....right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsmacgowski View Post
    You guys don't seriously think she pushed 14 kids out, right? I mean....right?
    How do you mean? They were all conceived via IVF but came into the world in the usual way.

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    14 kids and eight months in arrears on her mortgage, my dream girl...and she only lives 28 miles from me!

    Meanwhile, Nadya maintains she’s coping perfectly well with her brood alone. Claiming she doesn’t take state handouts and relies solely on funds from publicity interviews and photo shoots – although she’s eight months in arrears on her mortgage and facing eviction from her four-bed home
    you playful little kitten...



    Last edited by mileslong; 03-28-2012 at 04:02 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by STFU Donny View Post
    How do you mean? They were all conceived via IVF but came into the world in the usual way.
    I know the octuplets were born via c-section. I would think at least a few of the other six were as well.

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    Putting your $#@! in that hole would be about the same as ringing a dinner bell

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    Jesus $#@!ing christ, those are some nasty pics.

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    Figured the last 8 would have accidentally fallen out while she was walking or something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by orangeuahorn2 View Post
    Putting your $#@! in that hole would be about the same as ringing a dinner bell
    I'm sure she got that sewn up when she got all the other plastic surgery done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mrsmacgowski View Post
    I know the octuplets were born via c-section. I would think at least a few of the other six were as well.
    This is the most disgusting image I could ever imagine. The idea of simultaneously pushing babies out of two holes in your person is so foul.

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    Please god, mileslong, tell me that is photoshopped. Please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Durant Durant View Post
    This is the most disgusting image I could ever imagine. The idea of simultaneously pushing babies out of two holes in your person is so foul.
    "When boys explain childbirth"

    I am laughing so hard right now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Durant Durant View Post
    This is the most disgusting image I could ever imagine. The idea of simultaneously pushing babies out of two holes in your person is so foul.
    Wait, what?

    Edit: Ruff beat me to it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsLonghornLawyer View Post
    Dammit mileslong. NASTY.
    i thought pregnant women were the most beautiful things ever....i think she is glowing...

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    Celibate. It's not her choice I bet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    i thought pregnant women were the most beautiful things ever....i think she is glowing...
    like the $#@!ing moon.

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    i'd nut on her just to say, "I nutted on her."

    and have people ask me if i was bullshittin.

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    Quote Originally Posted by orangeuahorn2 View Post
    Putting your $#@! in that hole would be about the same as ringing a dinner bell
    throwin' a hotdog down a hallway...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Durant Durant View Post
    This is the most disgusting image I could ever imagine. The idea of simultaneously pushing babies out of two holes in your person is so foul.
    Whaaaaa....?

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    She's celibate because all the guys $#@!s just flop out

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    Hey, who hasn't worn a pregnancy belly out when they want to be left alone?

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    is that the chick that Jerry and elaine set George up with in that one seinfeld episode?

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    So, why the celibate until the kids are 18 bit? Is that arbitrary, or am I missing something? Or does she just need an excuse for the next 16 years of no interest from men?

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    Quote Originally Posted by whickums View Post
    Hey, who hasn't worn a pregnancy belly out when they want to be left alone?
    Kinky... go on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyrie Eleison View Post
    throwin' a hotdog down a hallway...
    more like opening a window and $#@!ing the sky

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    Quote Originally Posted by kevwun View Post
    Figured the last 8 would have accidentally fallen out while she was walking or something.
    HA HA HA!

    best post in the thread

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    asshat BrothaHorn has a gigantic e-peen. BrothaHorn has a gigantic e-peen. BrothaHorn has a gigantic e-peen. BrothaHorn has a gigantic e-peen. BrothaHorn has a gigantic e-peen. BrothaHorn has a gigantic e-peen. BrothaHorn has a gigantic e-peen. BrothaHorn has a gigantic e-peen. BrothaHorn has a gigantic e-peen. BrothaHorn has a gigantic e-peen. BrothaHorn has a gigantic e-peen. BrothaHorn's Avatar
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    Being celibate for 13 years, when there are men out there, who will $#@! anything, says a lot.

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    asshat Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by $#@! Greg Davis View Post

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    asshat MrsLonghornLawyer grows his own roses MrsLonghornLawyer grows his own roses MrsLonghornLawyer grows his own roses MrsLonghornLawyer grows his own roses MrsLonghornLawyer grows his own roses MrsLonghornLawyer grows his own roses MrsLonghornLawyer grows his own roses MrsLonghornLawyer grows his own roses MrsLonghornLawyer grows his own roses MrsLonghornLawyer grows his own roses MrsLonghornLawyer grows his own roses MrsLonghornLawyer's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by mileslong View Post
    i thought pregnant women were the most beautiful things ever....i think she is glowing...
    No, THIS is glowing.

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    HAhahahAHAhaHaha omfg

    I cant decide which shot is my favorite:

    1. Here's my poonanie in your face, fatboy, right there beneath my belly overhang. YEAH BABY!
    2. Awww yeah, suck on this belly, fatboy!
    3. I'm a sexxxxxy bunny and I know it, Maury! Come get some of this!
    Last edited by Ruffian; 03-29-2012 at 10:46 AM.

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    asshat Longhorn_Fan68 GORN Longhorn_Fan68 GORN Longhorn_Fan68 GORN Longhorn_Fan68 GORN Longhorn_Fan68 GORN Longhorn_Fan68 GORN Longhorn_Fan68 GORN Longhorn_Fan68 GORN Longhorn_Fan68 GORN Longhorn_Fan68 GORN Longhorn_Fan68 GORN Longhorn_Fan68's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsLonghornLawyer View Post
    No, THIS is glowing.
    so there's that

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    asshat TouchdownTexas grows his own roses TouchdownTexas grows his own roses TouchdownTexas grows his own roses TouchdownTexas grows his own roses TouchdownTexas grows his own roses TouchdownTexas grows his own roses TouchdownTexas grows his own roses TouchdownTexas grows his own roses TouchdownTexas grows his own roses TouchdownTexas grows his own roses TouchdownTexas grows his own roses TouchdownTexas's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsLonghornLawyer View Post
    No, THIS is glowing.
    There is so much win in that. Holy crap, that is hilarious.

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    asshat TouchdownTexas grows his own roses TouchdownTexas grows his own roses TouchdownTexas grows his own roses TouchdownTexas grows his own roses TouchdownTexas grows his own roses TouchdownTexas grows his own roses TouchdownTexas grows his own roses TouchdownTexas grows his own roses TouchdownTexas grows his own roses TouchdownTexas grows his own roses TouchdownTexas grows his own roses TouchdownTexas's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruffian View Post
    HAhahahAHAhaHaha omfg

    I cant decide which shot is my favorite:

    1. Here's my poonanie in your face, fatboy, right there beneath my belly overhang. YEAH BABY!
    2. Awww yeah, suck on this belly, fatboy!
    3. I'm a sexxxxxy bunny and I know it, Maury! Come get some of this!
    Is this some new porn fetish?

  • #49
    She's big and beautiful, TT! And SEXXXXXXAY! Whatever! Whatever! I bet she does what she wants too.

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    asshat BurntEyes might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? BurntEyes might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? BurntEyes might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? BurntEyes might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? BurntEyes might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? BurntEyes might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? BurntEyes might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? BurntEyes might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? BurntEyes might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? BurntEyes might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? BurntEyes might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge?
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