you've already met me. how do you think I got her? other than pumping up my DOPHAMINE and SEROTONIN levels.
Last edited by texassax; 06-05-2012 at 08:31 PM.
I came here to celebrate my wife reading this book and molesting me last night (rather than vice versa).... and find all sorts of jackassedry going on.
I guess I fall into the camp that could get laid without all the mental game bull$#@!. Yeah, please, oh please, let me in this club:
Last edited by Scary Stranger; 06-06-2012 at 09:59 AM.
Lol, I actually saw Mystery and his minions in a club in Vegas. They've become such a joke... Chicks would walk up to them to say $#@! like "are you going to neg me?" then laugh and walk away.
I have 2 friends, UT grads, who love that PUA $#@!. They fly to conventions and training seminars in LA, San Diego, and Vegas, and spend a ton of money on it.
I guess everyone needs a religion or to fit in somewhere.
There are signs you gotta look for before you pull your $#@! out.
linux, are there PUA forums for women? I'd like to try this, but I'm not sure how it translates. TIA.
Hahaha. This review is 100% accurate. The repetition is noticeable while you're reading, but the actual numbers really underline how appalling it is.
*spoiler alert sort of*
Characters "murmur" 199 times, "mutter" 49 times, and "whisper" 195 times (doesn't anyone just talk?), "clamber" on/in/out of things 21 times, and "smirk" 34 times. Christian and Ana also "gasp" 46 times and experience 18 "breath hitches," suggesting a need for prompt intervention by paramedics. Finally, in a remarkable bit of symmetry, our hero and heroine exchange 124 "grins" and 124 "frowns"... which, by the way, seems an awful lot of frowning for a woman who experiences "intense," "body-shattering," "delicious," "violent," "all-consuming," "turbulent," "agonizing" and "exhausting" orgasms on just about every page.
DFW, it's complete chick crap, but it was entertaining enough.
Intrigue me? Not at all. *yawn*
Last edited by creasy; 06-06-2012 at 11:00 PM. Reason: I already said it wasn't that shocking. *shrug*
Holy $#@!. This book may be literary crap but this manly woman is a genius. Genius, I say!
What I always wondered is how these guys don't see that just like there are different types of men there are different types of women, and acting like an uber douche only attracts the small percentage that is attracted to uber douche. Probably better to get an idea of what type of woman you're talking to first, but I guess it's just easier to act like a $#@! tard and see who will bite on it.
Linux, bless you and your hilarious takes
My reaction was "intense" and "turbulent"... yet "delicious".
I can't even type that with a straight face.
Last edited by sidis; 06-07-2012 at 12:11 PM.
http://www.businessinsider.com/fifty...-stores-2012-6The New York Post is reporting that hardware stores in NYC have seen an increase in rope sales over the past several months — and it's not because men are suddenly conquering their to-do lists.
Women are flocking to these stores to purchase rope, apparently because of the popularity of hit erotic novel Fifty Shades of Grey.
“Oh, we’ve been selling rope to women,” Clifton Kahn, owner of Lexington Hardware, told the Post. “I’d say tenfold more rope than usual in the last six months. The women are definitely buying, and it’s still continuing."
Lexington Hardware has been selling a lot of "soft cotton" rope — the kind you use for a clothesline, which costs $5 for 50 feet.
$#@! I stocked up months ago. I'm moving onto chains and leather now.
My wife read it in 2 days and has already bought the other two books. She should be pretty forthcoming over the next few weeks!
Are you telling me that this book will make my bitch want to stick anal beads up her ass
It won't turn her into a wandering whore though, right?
So should I buy this book for the wife or discourage her from reading it? I has a confuse.
So what about men that like Twilight?
If you're male and you like Twilight, you're gay. I don't mean that in the derogatory sense, I mean it in the "you want to put your testicles against another man's testicles while gripping handfuls of chesthair" kind of way.
This is currently happening in the condo next door. Linux...are you there?
How to be a female PUA:
"Hello. My name is [Your Name Here]. Let's $#@!."
I would venture to guess that the biggest problem with this approach would be convincing your targets that you are not part of some kind of plot to get them back to a hotel room where their organs will be harvested by a couple of Eastern European dudes.
My wife just texted me asking if it was ok to pay $29.99 for a month of access to some pron site that is along the 50 shades of Grey lines. I sent back "Silly woman, we don't pay for pron."
so my gww started the book last night
Girl who's wiccan. Everybody has one these days.
Last edited by texassax; 06-22-2012 at 02:32 PM.
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