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    Quote Originally Posted by CBT View Post
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    She's from Boston. Be careful what you ask for.

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    Hamilton's Bomb at Fenway

    52 seconds is full of win. lulz when the guys on base look up and start their HR trot. unreal. even the bos guys are in awe.
    Last edited by Brad Wesley; 04-18-2012 at 11:51 AM.

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    who is boston going to pitch tonight if beckett gets into trouble?

    atchison - 48 pitches - 4 innings
    albers - 11 pitches - 1 inning
    melancon - 26 pitches - didn't record an out (lololol)
    thomas - 33 pitches - 1 inning
    padilla - 20 pitches - 1 inning

    alfredo acevis and franklin morales are the only two relief guys that didn't pitch yesterday.

    beckett is on my fantasy team, but i'm sitting him tonight. i wouldn't start anybody facing the rangers right now.

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    So with the rotation being tweaked, Yu is going to start tomorrow, amirite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by enjay View Post
    who is boston going to pitch tonight if beckett gets into trouble?

    atchison - 48 pitches - 4 innings
    albers - 11 pitches - 1 inning
    melancon - 26 pitches - didn't record an out (lololol)
    thomas - 33 pitches - 1 inning
    padilla - 20 pitches - 1 inning

    alfredo acevis and franklin morales are the only two relief guys that didn't pitch yesterday.

    beckett is on my fantasy team, but i'm sitting him tonight. i wouldn't start anybody facing the rangers right now.
    i hope we hop on them early for this reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by enjay View Post

    beckett is on my fantasy team, but i'm sitting him tonight. i wouldn't start anybody facing the rangers right now.

    Im in the same boat. No jinx

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    Quote Originally Posted by ludosc View Post
    ^^^

    who gives a $#@! what ESPN has to say about us???

    we are 9-2 (best record in AL and tied for best in MLB)
    we have scored more runs than any team in baseball
    we have allowed the fewest runs of any team in baseball (next AL team is 10 runs behind us)
    we have the AL's best hitter (Hamilton)
    we have 2 of the top 5 HR hitters in the AL (Hamilton & Kinsler)
    we have one of 3 of the top RBI guys in the AL (Hamilton tied for 1st)
    we have the AL's lowest ERA by a pitcher (Harrison)
    we have the best team batting average in the AL (by .018 or .290 to .272)
    we have the best team ERA in the AL (by 0.73 or 2.36 to 3.09)

    so i say ESPN can go $#@! themselves...we know damn well who we are, and that's the Motherfuckin Texas Rangers...

    we be raping bitches up in here...
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    That video is all kinds of win.

    I'm pretty sure the Baseball Gods dusted off Mickey Mantle's mold when they created Josh. I can't think of any other player to compare him to when he's on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dedalus View Post
    I'm pretty sure the Baseball Gods dusted off Mickey Mantle's mold when they created Josh. I can't think of any other player to compare him to when he's on.
    Nor when he's off.

    . . . the wagon, that is.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dedalus View Post
    That video is all kinds of win.

    I'm pretty sure the Baseball Gods dusted off Mickey Mantle's mold when they created Josh. I can't think of any other player to compare him to when he's on.
    Roy hobbs

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    In light of Hamilton's blast last night, interesting to look at where Williams' shot ended up (below, red seat below the "d" in Ford). Looks to be about 35 rows up.

    Looking at the video, appears Hamilton's was about 20 +/- rows deep.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Wally Pryor View Post
    In light of Hamilton's blast last night, interesting to look at where Williams' shot ended up (below, red seat below the "d" in Ford). Looks to be about 35 rows up.

    Looking at the video, appears Hamilton's was about 20 +/- rows deep.

    I saw a tweet last night that said Ted Williams shot was to row 37 and Hamilton's was to row 22...

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    Kinsler, 2b;
    Andrus, ss;
    Hamilton, cf;
    Beltre, 3b;
    Cruz, rf;
    Murphy, lf;
    Napoli, c;
    Moreland, dh;
    Snyder, 1b;

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    Melancon optioned today....lol


    BOSTON -- When the Red Sox traded for Mark Melancon four months ago, they envisioned him as a possible ace setup man who could even serve as insurance at closer. Perhaps some of that will eventually come true, but the right-hander has hit a crisis point in his first couple of weeks of the season, and was optioned to Triple-A Pawtucket before Wednesday night's game against the Rangers.
    The Red Sox have summoned Japanese right-hander Junichi Tazawa from Pawtucket to take Melancon's spot on the roster.

    Melancon was shelled by the Rangers on Tuesday, giving up four hits, six runs, two walks and three home runs while not retiring a batter.

    The righty has pitched in four games and allowed at least one run in each of them, posting an ERA of 49.50 over two innings.

    Last year, Melancon pitched in 71 games for the Astros, fashioning a 2.78 ERA while notching 20 saves.

    Tazawa underwent Tommy John Surgery in 2010 and pitched most of last season in the Minors.

    This year for Pawtucket, Tazawa didn't allow a run in his first four outings, walking two and striking out nine.

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    whatever row it landed on that blast was allsome.

    we play at Fenway again in August during the week (mon-weds). they play a day/night game on tues/weds and i'm going to start watching flights to see if it makes sense to take the boy to 2 games at Fenway. fly up early tues, fly home late weds. it's on the bucket list, i'm thinking i have to do it.

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    is snyder a better 1b than moreland? if not, why the $#@! did wash do this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brad Wesley View Post
    is snyder a better 1b than moreland? if not, why the $#@! did wash do this?
    Dunno. Face actually hurt perhaps?

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    Yep, Fenway is pretty special. Such a dinosaur, but so cool. One of my lasting memories from our trip is standing in the cramped concourse in line for a beer, and seeing extension cords running out of the concession stand, into the concourse, plugged randomly into outlets on the wall. You had to be careful not to trip over them.

    PBS ran an excellent documentary on the stadium in late March:
    http://www.pbs.org/programs/inside-f...park-icon-100/

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    Quote Originally Posted by '01 ag View Post
    Dunno. Face actually hurt perhaps?
    Stiff back. That coupled with gametime temperatures that may be in the 50's and they want to play it safe.

    In other news, RedSox tears are delicious. They taste like champagne.


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    Today has already been nearly the perfect sports day for me (still feeling that win from last night, and Chelsea over Barcelona 1-0), but I can't $#@!ing wait for the game tonight.

    Only 2 more hours, hopefully I can make it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost of LL View Post
    Stiff back. That coupled with gametime temperatures that may be in the 50's and they want to play it safe.

    In other news, RedSox tears are delicious. They taste like champagne.

    I heart this video so hard. So much greatness. Guy needs to buy a damn tri-pod though. Hambone dropping the 3 run bomb mid-tirade is allsome.

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    Couple random notes...

    The Miami Marlins have signed outfielder Michael Main to a minor-league contract.

    That is the same Michael Main whom the Texas Rangers selected with the 24th overall choice in the 2007 draft as a pitcher.

    The Rangers sent Main to San Francisco in 2010 as part of the trade that brought in veteran catcher Bengie Molina. The Giants released Main last month, at the end of spring training.

    Main, an outstanding hitter at DeLand, Fla., High School, was 8-for-30 with six RBIs for the Rangers' club in the rookie-level Arizona League in 2007. Main, 23, will join the Marlins' extended-spring-training team.

    The Rangers continue on a ratings rampage. Tuesday's batting practice against the Red Sox, an 18-3 rout, earned a 7.4for Fox Sports Southwest. That pushed the season average on FSSW to a 7.2 for eight games. That's 56 percent ahead of last year through eight games. And the 7.4 is the sixth highest Rangers rating on FSSW ever.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vic Mackey View Post
    So with the rotation being tweaked, Yu is going to start tomorrow, amirite?
    Yessir.

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    Quote Originally Posted by StephenGlansberg View Post
    Today has already been nearly the perfect sports day for me (still feeling that win from last night, and Chelsea over Barcelona 1-0), but I can't $#@!ing wait for the game tonight.

    Only 2 more hours, hopefully I can make it.
    i hate chelsea. i hope they find the sniper who was plinking drogba all day.

    tonight sets up well: i just ordered a half off large pepperoni and sausage from pj and i have the house all to myself tonight for the first time in a year and a half so i can watch us beat up on the red sox in solitude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by '01 ag View Post
    I heart this video so hard. So much greatness. Guy needs to buy a damn tri-pod though. Hambone dropping the 3 run bomb mid-tirade is allsome.
    I know. He couldn't quite get a head of steam until Hamilton--it was disjointed and disorganized until Hamilton and Beltre gave him some inspiration.

    I just wish he would have left the camera rolling for another two batters.

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    Rangers DH Michael Young said he felt the familiar twinge of pain in his lower back after his first at-bat Tuesday, but decided to soldier on. As the game progressed and his back didn't loosen up, the club was ready to pinch hit for him when his turn came up in the sixth inning.

    Young, however, asked for one more at-bat.

    He got a first pitch fastball straight down the middle at 89 mph, which he promptly deposited into the bullpen in right field.

    "It was probably the perfect pitch for him to do something with," manager Ron Washington said. "That might have been the only thing he could turn around."

    Young, who has never been on the DL in his career, acknowledged that the back issue has been an occasional problem. He also acknowledged his distaste for ever sitting down.

    "But after 12 years, I'm finally listening to the training staff," he said. "I'm a little sore, but in all the times this has happened, it's always been a one or two day thing. By [Thursday] I should be ready to go. There just wasn't a need to push it. If I push it, it may end up being a 3-4 day thing. This is probably the wise move."

    Young is being replaced at DH tonight by Mitch Moreland, while Brandon Snyder will play first base.
    ....

  28. #5028
    respect for face.

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    that video is great. so allsome that beltre went back-to-back. we got beltre, they got crawford ha ha.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weedwacker View Post
    Melancon optioned today....lol


    BOSTON -- When the Red Sox traded for Mark Melancon four months ago, they envisioned him as a possible ace setup man who could even serve as insurance at closer. Perhaps some of that will eventually come true, but the right-hander has hit a crisis point in his first couple of weeks of the season, and was optioned to Triple-A Pawtucket before Wednesday night's game against the Rangers.
    The Red Sox have summoned Japanese right-hander Junichi Tazawa from Pawtucket to take Melancon's spot on the roster.

    Melancon was shelled by the Rangers on Tuesday, giving up four hits, six runs, two walks and three home runs while not retiring a batter.

    The righty has pitched in four games and allowed at least one run in each of them, posting an ERA of 49.50 over two innings.

    Last year, Melancon pitched in 71 games for the Astros, fashioning a 2.78 ERA while notching 20 saves.

    Tazawa underwent Tommy John Surgery in 2010 and pitched most of last season in the Minors.

    This year for Pawtucket, Tazawa didn't allow a run in his first four outings, walking two and striking out nine.
    i guess we'll be seeing tazawa tonight (nj).

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    Quote Originally Posted by gsoda3 View Post
    i hate chelsea. i hope they find the sniper who was plinking drogba all day.

    tonight sets up well: i just ordered a half off large pepperoni and sausage from pj and i have the house all to myself tonight for the first time in a year and a half so i can watch us beat up on the red sox in solitude.
    Haha, at the same time, I hope they get the snipers that have been plinking Barcelona for the past several years...BUT I won't argue soccer here, hell I can see why people dislike Chelsea. To each his / her own.

    But I'm about to get on the half-off PJ as well (thanks for pointing this out, Vic!), and I'll have the TV all to myself as well.

    Here's to another great showing by the guys in red and blue.

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    For some reason I thought today was a day game. Makes this wait even longer.

    And Christ I need to be banned from going to the football board.

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    Just checked current odds to win AL. Curious.

    New York Yankees +300
    Detroit Tigers +350
    Los Angeles Angels +350
    Texas Rangers +400

    via www.sportsinteraction.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by EsTyne View Post
    For some reason I thought today was a day game. Makes this wait even longer.

    And Christ I need to be banned from going to the football board.
    baseball, gm steakhouse and bada bing dominate.

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    ^^^ You get a couple red bars on the "Three Stooges" argument yesterday?

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    asshat StephenGlansberg can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. StephenGlansberg can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. StephenGlansberg can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. StephenGlansberg can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. StephenGlansberg can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. StephenGlansberg can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. StephenGlansberg can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. StephenGlansberg can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. StephenGlansberg can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. StephenGlansberg can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. StephenGlansberg can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. StephenGlansberg's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by CBT View Post
    Maybe I'm the only one, but I was and still am happy that the Marlins won the WS in 2003 so that the man could get his ring.

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    Can't believe some team didn't at least bring him to camp. Helluva $#@!ing career, #7.

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    That and the Yankees can eat a $#@!.

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    Quote Originally Posted by spystud13 View Post
    ^^^ You get a couple red bars on the "Three Stooges" argument yesterday?
    no. i don't give a $#@! what anyone says, that movie and all these remakes and comic book $#@! are terrible. whether it's because hollywood is out of ideas, risk averse or the writing talent has turned to television doesn't change the fact movies today suck.

    varsity is usually pretty good but too many people who actually think $#@! like hangover 2 is funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EsTyne View Post
    For some reason I thought today was a day game. Makes this wait even longer.

    And Christ I need to be banned from going to the football board.
    Yeah. That guy is ridiculous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brad Wesley View Post
    no. i don't give a $#@! what anyone says, that movie and all these remakes and comic book $#@! are terrible. whether it's because hollywood is out of ideas, risk averse or the writing talent has turned to television doesn't change the fact movies today suck.

    varsity is usually pretty good but too many people who actually think $#@! like hangover 2 is funny.
    You shouldn't be surprised that there are alot of tiny asian $#@! lovers on this site.

  43. #5043
    asshat mileslong might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? mileslong might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? mileslong might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? mileslong might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? mileslong might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? mileslong might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? mileslong might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? mileslong might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? mileslong might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? mileslong might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? mileslong might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? mileslong's Avatar
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    what a career for pudge.

    2844 hits
    1354 runs
    311 HRs
    1332 RBIs
    572 2Bs
    .296 career average

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    Quote Originally Posted by Weedwacker View Post
    You shouldn't be surprised that there are alot of tiny asian $#@! lovers on this site.
    well we all know one guy on this board who doesn't like asian $#@!.

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    asshat enjay is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. enjay is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. enjay is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. enjay is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. enjay is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. enjay is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. enjay is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. enjay is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. enjay is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. enjay is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. enjay is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn.
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    career for texas - 13 yrs (1991 - 2002)

    games played - 1507
    plate appearances - 6166
    at bats - 5754
    runs - 866
    hits - 1747
    doubles - 352
    triples - 28
    home runs - 217
    rbi - 842
    stolen bases - 81
    walks - 309
    strike outs - 781
    ba - .304
    slg - .341
    ops - .488
    ops+ - .828

    all star games - 10
    al mvp - 1
    gold gloves - 10
    silver sluggers - 6

    cs% by year:

    91 - 49%
    92 - 52%
    93 - 44%
    94 - 38%
    95 - 48%
    96 - 51%
    97 - 57%
    98 - 56%
    99 - 55%
    00 - 49%
    01 - 60%
    02 - 37%
    Last edited by enjay; 04-18-2012 at 05:36 PM.

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    asshat StephenGlansberg can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. StephenGlansberg can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. StephenGlansberg can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. StephenGlansberg can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. StephenGlansberg can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. StephenGlansberg can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. StephenGlansberg can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. StephenGlansberg can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. StephenGlansberg can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. StephenGlansberg can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. StephenGlansberg can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. StephenGlansberg's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brad Wesley View Post
    what a career for pudge.

    2844 hits
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    311 HRs
    1332 RBIs
    572 2Bs
    .296 career average
    Quote Originally Posted by enjay View Post
    iluv7.
    ^Quote kept screwing up on me, but everything you put as well, enjay.

    On top of all that: 13 Gold Gloves, 14 All-Star appearances, 7 Silver Slugger Awards, and the 1999 AL MVP.

    To say he's a shoo-in for the HOF would be a huge understatement.
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    Quote Originally Posted by StephenGlansberg View Post
    To say he's a shoo-in for the HOF would be a huge understatement.
    It's like they said about Rickey Henderson: "Cut him in half and you'd have two hall of famers."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brad Wesley View Post
    is snyder a better 1b than moreland? if not, why the $#@! did wash do this?
    I didn't mind Snyder at first the other day in MIN.

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