He's 23. One day older than me. He doesn't need a day off 7 $#@!ing games into the year. I sure as $#@! haven't taken a day off from drinking since the season started.
we need to win today. I don't want to be looking up at anyone in the standings. Much less the goddamn Mariners
I would like to preemptively thank MLB for their amazing iPhone app, which will allow me to listen to the day game while pretending to work.
Alright let's do this. $#@! Seattle
$#@!ing TAG. I love the guy. "I think I had his baseball card. 1954 Topps"
Dutch glances toward the 'pen as he ends the inning easily. "See $#@!? It's the goddammed mariners. One inning is $#@!ing cake."
Dutch's inside fastball to righties gives me wood.
why the $#@! wasn't that a strike for dutch you $#@!sucker?
MY batting second:
That's a 2-hole hitter!
good sb by kinsler. good at bat by face.
can we just blow up in the first to help erase the thought in the mariner's minds that they might actually be able to compete with us this year?
If Josh could have done that yesterday...
Dave "arm spasm" Anderson getting praised. Lulz.
let's get some more runs. I'm thinking 4-0 sounds nice
best 2-hole isn't playing today.
I like this start.
But god damn mother$#@! $#@!! I've got a Physics lab from 2-5.
I'm counting on yall to pull 'em through.
Nellie wants that pitch back.
We once again cant break the game open in the first
Productive outs are productive.
Unproductive outs suck.
Should have had atleast 2. That's on my boy.
These Ranger commercials with the players and the kids in the stands are awesome. Fantastic idea by whoever thought them up.
The Dutch one had me rolling on the floor...
There is one coming soon with Nap and Darvish doing a Yu on 1st bit.
$#@!, that was lazy.
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