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    I really want to play with Legos now....

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    Would not play with their Legos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BurntEyes View Post
    Legos Rule. As a child, I never got to go to Lego Land in SD (well really north of SD). When my niece and nephew got old enough (twins), I was totally pumped when I got to take them to Lego Land. It was awesome. I freaking still love Legos.
    /csb

    I think these thing are cool, and being that a bday is coming up, might just purchase some for my niece.
    As a child? LegoLand opened up like twelve years ago.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Xminus6 View Post
    As a child? LegoLand opened up like twelve years ago.
    Legoland opened in 1968.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texaskimo View Post
    Legoland opened in 1968.
    No it didn't. Its newer than that. 12 years ago sounds about right. I lived in oceanside at the time and it was a big deal when they selected carlsbad.

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    March 20, 1999 according to wikipedia.

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    Apparently I have to do everything for you people.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Legoland_Billund

    Legoland Billund, the original Legoland park, opened in 1968 in Billund, Denmark
    There are 5 legoland parks. The one in California opened in 1999. The one in Florida opened in 2011. The first one, in Denmark, opened in 1968.

    You guys are too geographically inflexible.

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    Why the $#@! would they be talking about the one in Denmark?

    You were wrong.

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    toys for feminists' daughters:




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    Someday, I'll share our legoland story. It involves puke, a morning w no pants, a screaming daughter, untimely potty breaks, gobs of money being wasted, and a Brisketexan who was so annoyed and pissed that he actually ended up laughing about how bad it was.
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    A day of legos with my son

    {Me putting girl lego figure on tractor}

    My son: "No dad, the lady figures don't drive, they're not allowed."

    Me: "Why is that?"

    Son: "Because who's gonna cook dinner?"

    Love that little genius.

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    Great exchange...

    ( Kid needs a smoker trailer for his toy pick-up...or a toy wrecker/ ambulance)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brisketexan View Post
    Someday, I'll share our legoland story. It involves puke, a morning w no pants, a screaming daughter, untimely potty breaks, gobs of money being wasted, and a Brisketexan who was so annoyed and pissed that he actually ended up laughing about how bad it was.
    Spill

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    Quote Originally Posted by washparkhorn View Post
    Tor and fishstix?

    Tor's a brunette?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Jugthug42 View Post
    Why the $#@! would they be talking about the one in Denmark?
    We got these crazy things now called airplanes. They fly people places and $#@!.

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    Quote Originally Posted by groverat View Post
    We got these crazy things now called airplanes. They fly people places and $#@!.
    So you're saying the poster is bemoaning not being able to fly to Denmark to attend a theme park? That makes sense.

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    The 5 and a half hour drive to Carlsbad for Legoland is barely worth it. $#@! flying to Denmark.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mulletpelini View Post
    Tor's a brunette?

    Even worse, I'm a meskin.

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    He specifically mentioned "Lego Land in SD (well really north of SD)."

    I assumed that was "San Diego" but maybe some of you jet-setters can teach me some Danish geography.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ajax View Post
    The 5 and a half hour drive to Carlsbad for Legoland is barely worth it. $#@! flying to Denmark.
    Hell, I live within an hour and a half from it and we still haven't gone.

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    back on topic....

    girls needs legos. the concepts of referential integrity, horse before cart, and dishwasher loading 101 are all programmatic errors future-corrected by proper lego immersion at age 8 or younger.

    i guarantee it.

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    There's a Lego exhibit in Grapevine. Much closer than Denmark.

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    My daughter and I were in Toys R Us yesterday getting a birthday present and I showed her the new "girl" legos. I asked her if she would like to get some and she told me no they were boy toys. She said she would like to get a new doll though.

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    My wife can't simply look and see which lid goes with which pot. I blame that on a lack of Legos when she was a child.

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    DENMARK Legoland has this going for it
    http://www.legoland.dk/en/Explore/Fo...Knights-Table/

    Help yourself at the buffet with delicious food prepared on the large royal grill. Drinks are served by our many charming serving wenches, and there are enchanted drinks for both grown-ups and junior knights and ladies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scooter View Post
    My wife can't simply look and see which lid goes with which pot. I blame that on a lack of Legos when she was a child.
    werd.

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    At the Carlsbad Legoland, if you drive a Volvo, you can park right up front. We've been twice and my children freaking love the place. I usually can't wait to get out of there and get my ass to the golf course.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MusChampion View Post
    They want little girls to have the freedom to make choices so long as those choices are the ones they pre-approve.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ajax View Post
    This makes no sense. Do family focused groups protest the makers of pink tutus when their little boy wants to be a ballerina?
    You don't remember the nail polish boy in the J Crew ad?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MajorTexasFan View Post
    You don't remember the nail polish boy in the J Crew ad?
    Had to google it. If Lego starts making commercials showing little boys playing with the beauty salon set, then maybe there would be some outcry. Has that happened?

    If not, I still don't understand why people would protest a girls toy marketed toward girls. If your little boy wants to play with it, who's fault is that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by formermav43 View Post
    He specifically mentioned "Lego Land in SD (well really north of SD)."

    I assumed that was "San Diego" but maybe some of you jet-setters can teach me some Danish geography.
    Let's do some math. He could have been 10 or 12 when it opened in 1999, and wanted to go but couldn't. That would make him 22 or 24 now, plenty old enough to take nieces and nephews to Legoland.

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    I'm pretty sure that they hate the whole concept of Legos. I mean, the entire system is built on taking a piece with a protrusion on it and jamming it in the opening of another. Could it BE any more obvious? Really, it's just perpetuating the male-dominated subjugation of womyn -- you can only accomplish something by repeatedly violating the opening of another piece . . . each time you click two Legos together, you are committing an act of rape. Yup. That's what I'm going with.

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    . . . each time you click two Legos together, you are committing an act of rape.
    new motto.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brisketexan View Post
    I'm pretty sure that they hate the whole concept of Legos. I mean, the entire system is built on taking a piece with a protrusion on it and jamming it in the opening of another. Could it BE any more obvious? Really, it's just perpetuating the male-dominated subjugation of womyn -- you can only accomplish something by repeatedly violating the opening of another piece . . . each time you click two Legos together, you are committing an act of rape. Yup. That's what I'm going with.
    *Nods as I take a puff from my corn-cob pipe*

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brisketexan View Post
    I'm pretty sure that they hate the whole concept of Legos. I mean, the entire system is built on taking a piece with a protrusion on it and jamming it in the opening of another. Could it BE any more obvious? Really, it's just perpetuating the male-dominated subjugation of womyn -- you can only accomplish something by repeatedly violating the opening of another piece . . . each time you click two Legos together, you are committing an act of rape. Yup. That's what I'm going with.
    I like rape

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    If anybody out there has a bunch of legos and is good with them, can we send a picture to those two feminists of this playset:

    A lego Ford Ranger pickup truck with two women sitting on the tailgate in comfortable shoes and they are watching a concert on a stage made of legos that is to look like a Lilith Fair festival.

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    Why aren't those chicks in the kitchen?

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    Oh, and this reminds me of something a friend of mine once said about her daughter: "But I want her to be smart, not girly". As though being smart and being feminine were mutually exclusive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jugthug42 View Post
    Why the $#@! would they be talking about the one in Denmark?

    You were wrong.
    Um, you are wrong. I wanted to go to Legoland as a kid. The fact that there were not any in the US made that extremely difficult. Do you not think it at all possible that I had heard of Legoland in Denmark?

    Neg rep ass hole.

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    I would like it if every young girl in America would get off this "I want to be a princess" bull$#@!. Did I miss a meeting? Where the $#@! do they even get this $#@! from? Moms-grow a spine and tell them that you can't just become a princess and that monarchies are a dying breed-literally.

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    Quote Originally Posted by formermav43 View Post
    He specifically mentioned "Lego Land in SD (well really north of SD)."

    I assumed that was "San Diego" but maybe some of you jet-setters can teach me some Danish geography.
    You can look at it one of two ways. I didn't get to go to Legoland in SD because it didn't exist.

    Or I didn't get to go to Legoland (any) because it was in $#@!ing Denmark.

    As a kid, both were true, yet some how amazingly, I was aware of Legoland in Denmark.

    I did get to go to Lego Land in Carlsbad with my family years later.

    (Edit - I have actually been to Denmark, douche bag) /csb

    Now $#@! off.
    Last edited by BurntEyes; 04-23-2012 at 03:59 PM.

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    Legos. Serious business.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brisketexan View Post
    I'm pretty sure that they hate the whole concept of Legos. I mean, the entire system is built on taking a piece with a protrusion on it and jamming it in the opening of another. Could it BE any more obvious? Really, it's just perpetuating the male-dominated subjugation of womyn -- you can only accomplish something by repeatedly violating the opening of another piece . . . each time you click two Legos together, you are committing an act of rape. Yup. That's what I'm going with.
    Rape? Hey, she said "No Lego"! So I didn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CPHornFan View Post


    Why aren't those chicks in the kitchen?
    They can't see the forest for all the $#@!s blocking it, you think they can find a kitchen?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mulletpelini View Post
    A day of legos with my son

    {Me putting girl lego figure on tractor}

    My son: "No dad, the lady figures don't drive, they're not allowed."

    Me: "Why is that?"

    Son: "Because who's gonna cook dinner?"

    Love that little genius.
    I didn't realize they sold a Saudi version of legos ;)

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    Quote Originally Posted by CPHornFan View Post
    Oh, and this reminds me of something a friend of mine once said about her daughter: "But I want her to be smart, not girly". As though being smart and being feminine were mutually exclusive.
    Do you have a daughter? Didn't think so.

    Quote Originally Posted by TheCruiser View Post
    I would like it if every young girl in America would get off this "I want to be a princess" bull$#@!. Did I miss a meeting? Where the $#@! do they even get this $#@! from? Moms-grow a spine and tell them that you can't just become a princess and that monarchies are a dying breed-literally.
    Amen. My wife has gone nuts with the princess crap with Bullneckette. It pisses me off no end.

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    lego my eggo, bitch

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