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    Wut? Woman Kills Man by Squeezing his Testicles.

    http://gizmodo.com/5905648/woman-kil...-his-testicles

    Woman Kills Man By Squeezing His Testicles

    The man on the graphic photo below is a 42-year-old shop owner in the Meilan District of Haikou City, in Hainan, that big island south of mainland China. He is dead. A 41-year-old woman killed him. By squeezing his testicles.

    Update: Yes, you can die from extreme testicular pain. Here's the scientific explanation, by urologist and San Diego Sexual Medicine's director Dr. Irwin Goldstein.

    According to witnesses talking to China News 24, the woman was riding a scooter and tried to park it in front of the man's shop. She was going to pick up her son, who attends the elementary school in that neighborhood.

    The man went out of the shop and told her that she couldn't park her scooter there. She protested and a the shouting match started. After a while they started to fight physically. The woman called her husband and brother, who came to the scene. But things got a lot worse than just a few smacks here and there: the woman grabbed the man's testicles and squeezed them so hard and long that the man shutdown. He collapsed on the ground out of the pain and, worse, he was dead. Yes, people. dead by ballsqueeze.

    The paramedics tried to revive him on the spot to no avail. He was rushed to the hospitals, but doctors couldn't do anything for him. I really want to know what the death certificate says. And I really want to know how the hell one can die from ballsqueezing. [China News 24]
    FWIW the 'scientific' explanation is heart attack brought on by sever pain.

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    i will take the layup...

    that's nuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jester View Post
    http://gizmodo.com/5905648/woman-kil...-his-testicles



    FWIW the 'scientific' explanation is heart attack brought on by sever pain.

    She just squeezed them, she didn't sever them. Sounds like she might be an aggie.

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    Gripping story.

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    Sounds like he needed to sac up...

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    Sounds like she was having a ball!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FCHorn View Post
    Sounds like he needed to sac up...
    She called for the squeeze, and his sac just didn't get the job done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by po elvis View Post
    i will take the layup...

    that's nuts.
    I hate that you beat me to the easy 2-points.

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    Squeezed the life out of him, huh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brisketexan View Post
    I hate that you beat me to the easy 2-points.
    x dos

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    Balls...

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    This woman should be the new James Bond villian.

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    She was just trying to put his balls in her purse....per womanly standard evolutionary operating procedure

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    did she squeeze them until they were blue?

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    she's a real ball buster! damn!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MNLonghorn10 View Post
    did she squeeze them until they were blue?
    I think she was squeezing the blue out of them...

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    Beulah Balbricker? or Beulah BallBREAKER?

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    jesus christ, what a $#@!ing nut job

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    hope that little lamb fries for what she done

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    Guess he shouldn't have been so testis about her parking in front of his store

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    testees gooby pls

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    Quote Originally Posted by MilkmanDan View Post
    Ow! My barrs!
    Many reps given.

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    Balls to the wall story.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MilkmanDan View Post
    Ow! My barrs!
    Can't. Stop. Raughing.

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    I hope that bitch gets charged with capital murder.

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    This is really no big deal. Every woman with a man does it, too. Usually it's just over a longer stretch of time.

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