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    NFL Draft Language Translations

    Post common terms and what they mean

    Good locker room guy = not a gang member

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    articulate = carlton

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    Interesting pick = dumbass pick, GM will be fired at end of next season

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    high motor, coach on the field, great work ethic, and gym rat = unathletic white player. As soon as I saw Tank Carder get picked, I said watch them call him a coach on the field. 10 seconds later Mayock calls him a coach on the field type guy.

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    tweener = not good enough at any position to have been drafted...so we're saying we picked him up as a vital cog for our special teams

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    "A project"=a player who might make a Canadian Football League roster

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    A knockout special teams player = a guy who can run fast in a straight line but can't do $#@! else.

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    Can do a little bit of everything = Not very good at any one thing

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    High motor is the most $#@!ing annoying new term ever. It's worse than the NBA's "wingspan".

    So-called experts start using "high motor" as a crutch from the 3rd round on because they don't know $#@!all about the actual player.

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    And with their fourth round pick, The Cowboys... = massive reach coming your way

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    Quote Originally Posted by DougO View Post
    And with their fourth round pick, The Cowboys... = massive reach coming your way
    Better than a punter in the 3rd round.

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    Oakland Raiders = "Well see you on day three of the draft."

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    Coach on the field...Nah.. better leave that alone.

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