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  1. 04-28-2012 02:38 PM #1
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    NFL Draft Language Translations

    Post common terms and what they mean

    Good locker room guy = not a gang member
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  2. 04-28-2012 02:42 PM #2
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  3. 04-28-2012 02:52 PM #3
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    Interesting pick = dumbass pick, GM will be fired at end of next season
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  4. 04-28-2012 02:55 PM #4
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    high motor, coach on the field, great work ethic, and gym rat = unathletic white player. As soon as I saw Tank Carder get picked, I said watch them call him a coach on the field. 10 seconds later Mayock calls him a coach on the field type guy.
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  5. 04-28-2012 02:59 PM #5
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    tweener = not good enough at any position to have been drafted...so we're saying we picked him up as a vital cog for our special teams
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  6. 04-28-2012 03:10 PM #6
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    "A project"=a player who might make a Canadian Football League roster
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    A knockout special teams player = a guy who can run fast in a straight line but can't do $#@! else.
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  8. 04-28-2012 03:57 PM #8
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    High motor is the most $#@!ing annoying new term ever. It's worse than the NBA's "wingspan".

    So-called experts start using "high motor" as a crutch from the 3rd round on because they don't know $#@!all about the actual player.
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  10. 04-28-2012 04:09 PM #10
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    And with their fourth round pick, The Cowboys... = massive reach coming your way
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    Quote Originally Posted by DougO View Post
    And with their fourth round pick, The Cowboys... = massive reach coming your way
    Better than a punter in the 3rd round.
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  12. 04-28-2012 04:33 PM #12
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  13. 04-28-2012 04:43 PM #13
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    Oakland Raiders = "Well see you on day three of the draft."
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  15. 04-28-2012 06:44 PM #15
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    Team player = If anyone needs some reefer look him up.

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