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    McCarver: Global Warming Causes More Home Runs

    It's not steroids. It's not the stitching on the baseball. It's not better training regimens. It's not new bat technology. Nope, it's global warming causing all of those dingers to be hit:

    "It has not been proven, but I think ultimately it will be proven that the air is thinner now, there have been climactic changes over the last 50 years in the world, and I think that’s one of the reasons balls are carrying much better now than I remember," McCarver said during Saturday's game between the Milwaukee Brewers and the St. Louis Cardinals.
    Baseball's Tim McCarver: Global Warming Increasing the Number of Home Runs

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    Well, that should settle the debate once and for all.

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    "the air is thinner now" ........ says it all right there.

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    It's probably true. McCarver is especially sensitive to feeling the effects of global warming personally. In fact, Deion Sanders knew this and helped him out by cooling him off a few years back. Nice of Deion. Remember this? Lulz!!

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    What a $#@!ing grade A idiot...

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    McCarver might be on to something after all...

    http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/...searchers-say/

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    I can assure both you and your viewers there's absolutely no air shortage whatsoever...


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    Global warming may be caused by all the hot air that comes out of McCarver's big fat mouth. What an idiot.

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    What if home runs cause global warming?

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    In fairness....he said climate change, not global warming.

    Still....he's a douche

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    Quote Originally Posted by gecko View Post
    In fairness....he said climate change, not global warming.

    Still....he's a douche
    Exactly. He also didn't put "anthorpogenic" in front of it. Or however you spell it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Huckleberry View Post
    What if home runs cause global warming?

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    In a related story, Albert Pujos has begun running his five cars on idle 24hrs a day.

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    Dumbass deniers will state 30 years from now that "scientists" predicted 700 home run seasons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TJ View Post
    In a related story, Albert Pujos has begun running his five cars on idle 24hrs a day.
    I wanted to go somewhere like this but you beat me to it. Troof.

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    Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire issued the following comment:

    "Yeah, that's the ticket!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by longhornmatt View Post
    Barry Bonds and Mark McGwire issued the following comment:

    "Yeah, that's the ticket!"
    Actually, those were examples of Gluteal Warming...

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