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    Women Be Crazy--Exhibit Eleventy Billion

    Dentist gets revenge by pulling ex’s teeth

    A Polish dentist is facing jail time after she allegedly pulled out all her ex-boyfriend’s teeth after he dumped her for another woman, the Daily Mail reported.

    Marek Olszewski, 45, made an appointment to see his former girlfriend, also a dentist, when he developed a toothache just days after breaking up with her.

    But instead of fixing Olszewski’s problem tooth, Anna Mackowiak, 34, is accused of giving him a heavy dose of anesthetic and then pulling out all of his 32 teeth, according to the Daily Mail.

    “I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions,” she told the Daily Mail. “But when I saw him lying there I just thought, ‘What a b—–d.’”

    Olszewski told the Daily Mail that he could tell something was wrong when he woke up and couldn’t feel any teeth in his mouth. But his ex-girlfriend assured him he would feel fine once the numbness wore off, he said.

    “I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional.

    “But when I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn’t (expletive) believe it,” he told the Daily Mail. “The (expletive) had emptied my mouth.”

    Olszewski’s new girlfriend has since left him, saying she can’t date a toothless man, according to the website.

    Meanwhile, Mackowiak is being investigated for medical malpractice and abusing the trust of a patient, the Daily Mail reported.

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    What kid of dumb$#@! goes to see his ex-girlfriend dentist RIGHT after breaking up with her? Oh, a $#@!ing Polish guy?

    Sometimes stereotypes exist for a reason.

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    Well that bites

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    Yeah, dealing with exes can always be like pulling teeth.

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    Meh, this story has no teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by msbesq View Post
    Dentist gets revenge by pulling ex’s teeth

    A Polish dentist is facing jail time after she allegedly pulled out all her ex-boyfriend’s teeth after he dumped her for another woman, the Daily Mail reported.

    Marek Olszewski, 45, made an appointment to see his former girlfriend, also a dentist, when he developed a toothache just days after breaking up with her.

    But instead of fixing Olszewski’s problem tooth, Anna Mackowiak, 34, is accused of giving him a heavy dose of anesthetic and then pulling out all of his 32 teeth, according to the Daily Mail.

    “I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions,” she told the Daily Mail. “But when I saw him lying there I just thought, ‘What a b—–d.’”

    Olszewski told the Daily Mail that he could tell something was wrong when he woke up and couldn’t feel any teeth in his mouth. But his ex-girlfriend assured him he would feel fine once the numbness wore off, he said.

    “I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional.

    “But when I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn’t (expletive) believe it,” he told the Daily Mail. “The (expletive) had emptied my mouth.”

    Olszewski’s new girlfriend has since left him, saying she can’t date a toothless man, according to the website.

    Meanwhile, Mackowiak is being investigated for medical malpractice and abusing the trust of a patient, the Daily Mail reported.

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    I wonder if she let him sink his teeth into that story?

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    He bit off more than he could chew.

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    Got busted with another woman.....lying through his teef.

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    Well at least she owned up to it, it wasn't like pulling teeth.

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    Hey, he should look on the bright side. Free gum for life!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Staboned View Post
    Spot on.

    Count me in the party of not feeling sorry for that guy.

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    Can we get a link for this? No way that's real.

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    Dumb of him to go to her for dental work. Got a good laugh out of the bitch emptied my mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pescado_rojo View Post
    What kid of dumb$#@! goes to see his ex-girlfriend dentist RIGHT after breaking up with her?
    I dent sure as hell wouldn't have done that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by msbesq View Post
    Olszewski’s new girlfriend has since left him, saying she can’t date a toothless man, according to the website.
    He's since left his wife...Because she was a nagger lover.

    Last edited by It's Tyrone; 04-30-2012 at 01:08 PM. Reason: neva go full regard

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    $#@!s. All of em.

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    Coulda been worse. He coulda broken up with a proctologist.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brisketexan View Post
    Coulda been worse. He coulda broken up with a proctologist.
    Or a doctor specializing in STDs....

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    “I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions,” she told the Daily Mail. “But when I saw him lying there I just thought, ‘What a b—–d.’”
    I guess I'm slow. I can't tell what "B--d" is referring to. Some sort of Polack explicative?

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    Severe shortage of dashes. I'd imagine it's "bastard".

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    Meanwhile, Mackowiak is being investigated for medical malpractice and abusing the trust of a patient, the Daily Mail reported.
    Bet the Polish Dental Association is a toothless organization.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlf39512 View Post
    I guess I'm slow. I can't tell what "B--d" is referring to. Some sort of Polack explicative?
    bard

    he was quite the playwright

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brisketexan View Post
    Coulda been worse. He coulda broken up with a proctologist.
    Or a urologist

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    Quote Originally Posted by dlf39512 View Post
    I guess I'm slow. I can't tell what "B--d" is referring to. Some sort of Polack explicative?
    "Brad"

    She's clearly relating her situation to that of Emily Maynard.

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    Count me in the "he had that one coming" group. That's like marrying an attorney, then letting your spouse represent you in y'alls divorce.

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    It doesn't matter, if they have a Masters degree or a GED. It doesn't matter, if they go to church every Sunday or to hell one day. All women are $#@!ing nuts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BrothaHorn View Post
    It doesn't matter, if they have a Masters degree or a GED. It doesn't matter, if they go to church every Sunday or to hell one day. All women are $#@!ing nuts.
    That molar less wraps it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tonyperkis View Post
    Well that bites gums
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    Quote Originally Posted by mulletpelini View Post
    That molar less wraps it up.
    Ha ha!

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    This is Brock Thaddeus reporting live, and this just in, some people are $#@!ing stupid and some are vindictive as $#@!.

    Back to you, Maria Conchita Consuela Margarita Valdez.
    Last edited by TexArcher; 04-30-2012 at 06:32 PM.

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    takes a lot of gumption to schedule that appointment

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    bitches be crazy. And that's the tooth!

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