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    Your "Bad Idea Jeans" moment

    What is yours?

    This is my current one...

    Just getting around to kicking a stomach bug that has caused me Hershey squirts since Thursday night. So what do I do? Go to a Belgian restaurants and order 2 lbs of mussels.

    #badideajeans

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bolverk View Post
    "Crap, I didn't bring enough cash to the scrip club. I'll just to go to the ATM here, twice."
    Been there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by housious View Post
    Been there.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FCHorn View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by TehPhog View Post
    gambled the rent money?
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    Quote Originally Posted by texasdago View Post
    What is yours?

    This is my current one...

    Just getting around to kicking a stomach bug that has caused me Hershey squirts since Thursday night. So what do I do? Go to a Belgian restaurants and order 2 lbs of mussels.

    #badideajeans
    Similar. Thought I was better and went for a jog. Spent the next 2-3 days off and on the $#@!ter all day. Damn abs were sore from cramping and retching for 5 days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TOR View Post
    Read a thread about some closeted dude complaining about his wife's pajamas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Massive Horn View Post
    "Which one of your sisters is the hottest one? The youngest. She's like you 15 years ago........"
    Ohhh, now THAT is a Bad Idea. Had to leave a mark. Bet it also gets thrown in your face in every other argument.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TOR View Post
    Ohhh, now THAT is a Bad Idea. Had to leave a mark. Bet it also gets thrown in your face in every other argument.
    what makes you think hes still with her?

    the mark it left was her taking half his stuff.

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