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    Your "Bad Idea Jeans" moment

    What is yours?

    This is my current one...

    Just getting around to kicking a stomach bug that has caused me Hershey squirts since Thursday night. So what do I do? Go to a Belgian restaurants and order 2 lbs of mussels.

    #badideajeans

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bolverk View Post
    "Crap, I didn't bring enough cash to the scrip club. I'll just to go to the ATM here, twice."
    Been there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by housious View Post
    Been there.
    Yep. Although I don't think I've ever gone back thrice.

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    "I do"...

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    Quote Originally Posted by FCHorn View Post
    "I do"...
    Lock it up.

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    gambled the rent money?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TehPhog View Post
    gambled the rent money?
    But think about it. If you had won, you could have paid like five months of rent with your earnings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by texasdago View Post
    What is yours?

    This is my current one...

    Just getting around to kicking a stomach bug that has caused me Hershey squirts since Thursday night. So what do I do? Go to a Belgian restaurants and order 2 lbs of mussels.

    #badideajeans
    Similar. Thought I was better and went for a jog. Spent the next 2-3 days off and on the $#@!ter all day. Damn abs were sore from cramping and retching for 5 days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TOR View Post
    Read a thread about some closeted dude complaining about his wife's pajamas.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skipperj View Post
    Shaggybevo.com. Sure, I'll sign up and check it out.
    This.

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    "Which one of your sisters is the hottest one? The youngest. She's like you 15 years ago........"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Massive Horn View Post
    "Which one of your sisters is the hottest one? The youngest. She's like you 15 years ago........"
    Ohhh, now THAT is a Bad Idea. Had to leave a mark. Bet it also gets thrown in your face in every other argument.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TOR View Post
    Ohhh, now THAT is a Bad Idea. Had to leave a mark. Bet it also gets thrown in your face in every other argument.
    what makes you think hes still with her?

    the mark it left was her taking half his stuff.

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