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    When You Look Like a Turd, You are Tanning Too Much

    http://www.nj.com/news/index.ssf/201...rs_in_new.html



    UTLEY — The New Jersey mother who was charged with taking her 5-year-old daughter into a tanning booth is making the rounds in a series of new television interviews, defending her actions while also calling attention to her own tanning practices.
    Patricia Krentcil, 44, told CBS News that she has "been tanning my whole life," and "I love to tan." But when asked if she had her daughter in the booth with her she said, "No, not at all. There's no room (and) I would never permit it."
    She also appeared on Good Morning America.
    Krentcil was charged April 24 after her daughter showed up at elementary school with burns, Essex County Prosecutor’s Office spokeswoman Katherine Carter said. The incident happened a week earlier.
    RELATED VIDEO: Krentcil's interview with CBS-TV


    According to news reports, police were notified by school administrators of the girl’s injuries and Krentcil was arrested a short time later. Krentcil posted $25,000 bail and was released to Camden County authorities, where she had an outstanding municipal charge, Carter said.
    In the TV interviews, Krentcil said her daughter got her sun with the family while they were outside. When asked by an interviewer if the little girl tanned with her mommy — as she reportedly told school officials — Krentcil said, "She's 6 years old! Yeah, she does go tanning with mommy, but not in the booth."
    Krentcil's daughter is in the custody of her father at their home, Carter said. The little girl appeared in the TV interviews and there was visual evidence of skin damage.
    State law prohibits children under the age of 14 from using tanning salons.

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    Wow, what a $#@!ty situation. She is going to be a cancer in her daughter's life.

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    i saw this woman on a plane trip recently. she looked like a stripper. fake boobs and a serious tan. like i had to look at her two or three times to see if she was still human. how can anyone think that looks good

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    Quote Originally Posted by Staboned View Post
    i saw this woman on a plane trip recently. she looked like a stripper. fake boobs and a serious tan. like i had to look at her two or three times to see if she was still human. how can anyone think that looks good
    Because men will stick their $#@!s in anything. Here she is sitting at home, waiting for him to call and he's telling his friends he thinks he $#@!ed ET last night.

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    Now THAT is going black.

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    I am shocked that this happened in New Jersey.

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    So the wise old saying is NOT true...you CAN polish a turd!!!

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    Krentcil the Eyebrow Pencil?

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    Maybe she's trying to hide from a Predator.


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    looks like she's made out of tootsie rolls

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    thinks it is a good idea

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    Just to get a base.

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    I don't know which is worse, the smoking PSA before the news clip or the clip itself

    http://www.cnn.com/video/?hpt=hp_c3#...nning-trip.cnn

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    Now THAT is going black.
    She'll never go back.

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    That woman needs to have her kid(s) removed from her custody. For those original two photos, the left one is the mug shot from last month, the right one from yesterday. Instead of re-evaluating her tanning decisions, she's gone further.

    There is no way that she is making any correct decisions in life, and her kids need to only have supervised visits with her. I guarantee there are many other weird things about her.

    This country needs more judgements against people. We've gone too far in not being able to judge others. She's a freak. And any tanning salon that let her walk in and tan, in the past week or two, should lose their license. Her skin has the color and texture of a thanksgiving day turkey.

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    I had to check the link becuase I was convinced that pic was a fake. Seriously WTF. How does anyone find that attractive?

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    But acting like a turd is still cool, right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brisketexan View Post
    But acting like a turd is still cool, right?
    Getcha into heaven.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BA93 View Post
    That woman needs to have her kid(s) removed from her custody. For those original two photos, the left one is the mug shot from last month, the right one from yesterday. Instead of re-evaluating her tanning decisions, she's gone further.

    There is no way that she is making any correct decisions in life, and her kids need to only have supervised visits with her. I guarantee there are many other weird things about her.

    This country needs more judgements against people. We've gone too far in not being able to judge others. She's a freak. And any tanning salon that let her walk in and tan, in the past week or two, should lose their license. Her skin has the color and texture of a thanksgiving day turkey.
    judgemental $#@!er, you are...

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1mangang View Post
    would cry out "dear god what is that thing!" which will echo in her perfect ears.
    IOW, would not.

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    datter wud u liek to tan wit me?



    no momey, is maek ur fase wrong




    datter pls

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    Quote Originally Posted by retread View Post
    'Bout time. Was waiting for these.

    Here's another:


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    I'm going to assume she uses toasted rye on her sandwiches.

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    she looks $#@!ing GROSS! why would someone tan that much? she thinks she looks good? really?




    Mr Hankey says "hidy ho you look like $#@!"

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    asshat King Neptune is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. King Neptune is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. King Neptune is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. King Neptune is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. King Neptune is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. King Neptune is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. King Neptune is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. King Neptune is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. King Neptune is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. King Neptune is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. King Neptune is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. King Neptune's Avatar
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    asshat Jive Turkey might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Jive Turkey might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Jive Turkey might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Jive Turkey might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Jive Turkey might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Jive Turkey might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Jive Turkey might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Jive Turkey might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Jive Turkey might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Jive Turkey might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Jive Turkey might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Jive Turkey's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by offshore ag View Post

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    asshat TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ's Avatar
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    asshat TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? TJ's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by THujone View Post
    When You Look Like a Turd, You are Tanning Too Much
    you're totally right.

    NSFW!!!
    Spoiler!

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    King Neptune ftw

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    asshat HenryJames might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? HenryJames might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? HenryJames might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? HenryJames might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? HenryJames might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? HenryJames might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? HenryJames might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? HenryJames might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? HenryJames might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? HenryJames might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? HenryJames might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? HenryJames's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by offshore ag View Post
    2,1.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King Neptune View Post
    +rep. Nice.

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    asshat the idoit is a rep whore. the idoit is a rep whore. the idoit is a rep whore. the idoit is a rep whore. the idoit is a rep whore. the idoit is a rep whore. the idoit is a rep whore. the idoit is a rep whore. the idoit is a rep whore. the idoit is a rep whore. the idoit is a rep whore. the idoit's Avatar
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    asshat Leeroy Jenkins Shaggy Gold Club Leeroy Jenkins Shaggy Gold Club Leeroy Jenkins Shaggy Gold Club Leeroy Jenkins Shaggy Gold Club Leeroy Jenkins Shaggy Gold Club Leeroy Jenkins Shaggy Gold Club Leeroy Jenkins Shaggy Gold Club Leeroy Jenkins Shaggy Gold Club Leeroy Jenkins Shaggy Gold Club Leeroy Jenkins Shaggy Gold Club Leeroy Jenkins Shaggy Gold Club Leeroy Jenkins's Avatar
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    It looks like the tanning bed burnt off her ass.

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    asshat TOR has a gigantic e-peen. TOR has a gigantic e-peen. TOR has a gigantic e-peen. TOR has a gigantic e-peen. TOR has a gigantic e-peen. TOR has a gigantic e-peen. TOR has a gigantic e-peen. TOR has a gigantic e-peen. TOR has a gigantic e-peen. TOR has a gigantic e-peen. TOR has a gigantic e-peen. TOR's Avatar
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    That is a rough looking 44 years right there. Methamphetamine is a helluva drug.

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    CPS, please go get that kid.

    Thanks,
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    20 years ago I would have spilled my seed all over her tits.




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