There was a brush fire a few days ago at one of the highway exits for Disney, they closed down the highway and traffic was jacked. Foreshadowing?
Don't they serve alcohol at Disney? Drinking heavily might help.
As an alternate to the Hawaiian shirt, you could go for a wife-beater t-shirt, maybe a yellow or other bright colored one with some lame saying on it (bonus if it has a stain on the front).
Be sure to buy some Mickey Ears right away and wear them all day. You could even get some Minnie Ears instead - because it's "funny"...
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This is secretly who Skip will be pining to see
Crocs with socks. A Disney embarrassment classic.
Page 2 and nothing from Smegma? must still be out of town
Wear one of those gay mini backpacks with shoestring straps. Thats as gay as it gets.
Add nut hugging American flag running shorts for full effect. Maybe some white slip on Walmart doc shoes with those black socks.
Or Ed hardy/affliction. Initiate pushup contests will all midgets.
Bill Clinton style running shorts...extra credit.
Hopefully you're staying at the Animal Kingdom Lodge. That's the only place I was willing to tolerate when I planned a trip with the ex.
This with a mullet wig and jorts would make you the best character there. Cracka Gooby.
You should pull one arm back in your shirt and keep it hidden all day. Try to get all the handicapped privileges you can as a one-armed man.
Head over to Japan at the Epcot and I'll have a Bukkake set up for you...
I can't support this passive aggressive bull$#@!.
If you don't want to go, man up and don't go.
I am experiencing great joy knowing that you are going to WDW while I am not. Bwahahaha!
princess $#@! is real. akershus princess buffet taking pic one of em mashed her large princess breast into mrphlegm's left arm. I havent washed it since.
embarassment of wives and kids?
whispering canyon breakfast ask for ketchup, multiple times.
knock minnie down and hump the $#@! out of her
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