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  1. 06-12-2012 05:09 PM #1
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    Justin Tuck's New Facemask



    Pretty $#@!ing sick, bordering on ridiculous. I'd probably find it less cool if it was some $#@!ty player but Tuck is legit.

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    Some OLineman is gonna get a finger stuck in there and get it ripped clean off.
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    He should put one of those 1980s mirror visors on it.

    Then put LED lights all over it like a Daft Punk helmet
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    That looks ridiculous. I love it.
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    Is there any functional point to it, or is purely aesthetic?
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    Quote Originally Posted by rb version of henrymelton View Post
    also, in white hand:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Longhornmaniac8 View Post
    Is there any functional point to it, or is purely aesthetic?
    The purpose is to make it functionally impossible to grab the facemask and twist his neck, given his history of neck injuries.
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    Big Midget is pretty cool.

    But $#@! him for playing for those NY pussies.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost of LL View Post
    The purpose is to make it functionally impossible to grab the facemask and twist his neck, given his history of neck injuries.
    Oh, very interesting. Thanks for the info.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Durant Durant View Post


    Pretty $#@!ing sick, bordering on ridiculous. I'd probably find it less cool if it was some $#@!ty player but Tuck is legit.

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    That's not a facemask, that's a muzzle.

    Too bad St. Louis didn't draft him, we coulda had Berman making Silence of the Rams references...
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    I'm surprised the no fun league is allowing it.
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    Maybe its the fact that we are firmly supplanted in the offseason, but I just spent about 2 minutes trying to figure out why our kicker plays for the Giants and would want a face mask like that.
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    Better get used to those bars, kid.
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    Quote Originally Posted by miguelito View Post
    Better get used to those bars, kid.
    Nice.

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    meh.

    NHL goalies have the coolest masks/helmets in all of sports:

    http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/mul...content.1.html
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    And the best ones weren't even on that list:

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    Hockey tries too hard.
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    Goodell wasn't sure how to react so he went ahead and fined Tuck $84,000.
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    Quote Originally Posted by texashorne View Post
    Maybe its the fact that we are firmly supplanted in the offseason, but I just spent about 2 minutes trying to figure out why our kicker plays for the Giants and would want a face mask like that.
    I first read the title as Justin Tucker as well.
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    Looks like someone mated a helmet and a bug zapper.
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    I like it. I remember when Steve Yeager donned a throat protector behind the plate after a throat injury, and a lot of people thought it would not last...

    It's a bit odd looking, but if it protects him from a career-ending/life-impacting injury, I'm all for it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tbone View Post
    And the best ones weren't even on that list:

    Sorry. Not a fan of carny art.
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    All this facemask talk has Steel Shank thinking about some snatch.
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    $#@!ing this!
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    Interesting. Never thought a facemask would eulate Tim Tebows chastity belt.
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    Hell, why not just make it a solid piece of steel? Thats ridiculous.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Durant Durant View Post


    Pretty $#@!ing sick, bordering on ridiculous. I'd probably find it less cool if it was some $#@!ty player but Tuck is legit.

    SMDIAP, FTO
    Quote Originally Posted by TornACL View Post
    Some OLineman is gonna get a finger stuck in there and get it ripped clean off.
    Considering the average NFL OL's fingers are as big around as a bratwurst, I don't think that they have to worry about getting their fingers caught in those tiny holes.

    It's like worrying that an F350's tires are going to slip through a cattle guard as a guy drives away from his ranch.
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    Ed hardy makes goalie masks, who knew
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    Stupid question of the day - are facemasks made of really badass plastic, or are they rubber-coated metal? Seems like Tuck's facemask would be prohibitively heavy either way.
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    Hockey masks art designs make them bad ass looking not the helmet's design itself. Thats one pretty intimidating helmet especially with dark visor and breath showing through the holes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ghost of LL View Post
    The purpose is to make it functionally impossible to grab the facemask and twist his neck, given his history of neck injuries.
    Couldn't they just grab it right across the top?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Durant Durant View Post


    Pretty $#@!ing sick, bordering on ridiculous. I'd probably find it less cool if it was some $#@!ty player but Tuck is legit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Native Horn View Post
    Stupid question of the day - are facemasks made of really badass plastic, or are they rubber-coated metal? Seems like Tuck's facemask would be prohibitively heavy either way.
    Both.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Native Horn View Post
    Stupid question of the day - are facemasks made of really badass plastic, or are they rubber-coated metal? Seems like Tuck's facemask would be prohibitively heavy either way.
    All facemasks are constructed of metal bars and then coated with a protective rubber coating. You would think that Tuck's facemask would be heavier than the average facemask.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bluto View Post
    Ed hardy makes goalie masks, who knew
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    this is all i can think of:

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    Looks heavy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tbone View Post
    And the best ones weren't even on that list:

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    I always enjoy seeing the masks the goalies have made when they are a part of the US Olympic team.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lat22 View Post
    Looks heavy.
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