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    Acceptable phrases from coon-skin cap wearing fans tomorrow

    I feel that these couch burners need to show our man Mr. Crockett some respect.

    Here's what they can say:

    "I only wish our mountain guy or whatever he is could fetch Davy Crockett some moonshine"
    "Our mountain fella didn't kill a bear till he was 26"
    "Oh, no no no no no no, I am NOT King of the Wild frontier, merely a pawn."
    "Remember the Alamo!"
    "Remember Goliad!"
    "You all may go to Hell, I'm going to Texas"

    What else?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jdsharp View Post
    I feel that these couch burners need to show our man Mr. Crockett some respect.

    Here's what they can say:

    "I only wish our mountain guy or whatever he is could fetch Davy Crockett some moonshine"
    "Our mountain fella didn't kill a bear till he was 26"
    "Oh, no no no no no no, I am NOT King of the Wild frontier, merely a pawn."
    "Remember the Alamo!"
    "Remember Goliad!"
    "You all may go to Hell, I'm going to Texas"
    What else?
    so says Davy Crockett.

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    But Davy Crockett was a Tennessean, not a Virginian, Western or otherwise (not a state of its own until 1863).

    Ohhh... nevermind. I get it.
    Last edited by 4Pete; 10-05-2012 at 09:44 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texas St. Armadillos View Post
    "I thought there was going to be BBQ. Where's the pork?"
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    A lot of you seem to be missing the theme the OP was going for. I'll add

    "I could never dream of killing half as many Injuns as you did" or
    "I never did anything to prevent the addition of Redskin arrows to our country's woes"
    Last edited by WBT; 10-05-2012 at 11:20 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigXII View Post
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    Eh, no. Original was correct. Maybe add hot dogs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slikwille View Post
    Eh, no. Original was correct. Maybe add hot dogs?
    BBQ is pork in west virginia. They will be shocked by our superior beef BBQ.

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    Quote Originally Posted by phdhorn View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by TornACL View Post
    I hope WVU scores as many times as I laughed reading these attempts.
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    Davy Crockett was from Tennessee.

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    I think the point is that the mountaineer mascot dresses like Davy Crockett.

    Last edited by Tex Pete; 10-05-2012 at 03:55 PM.

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    Love this from Blank(Ol Jesco White quote)....

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