I feel that these couch burners need to show our man Mr. Crockett some respect.
Here's what they can say:
"I only wish our mountain guy or whatever he is could fetch Davy Crockett some moonshine"
"Our mountain fella didn't kill a bear till he was 26"
"Oh, no no no no no no, I am NOT King of the Wild frontier, merely a pawn."
"Remember the Alamo!"
"You all may go to Hell, I'm going to Texas"