I'm in the Pacific Northwest right now, and some drinks in, so we'll see how close to the 9am kickoff I wake up. I don't know how you left coasters do this $#@!.
That said, here's the game thread. Only three things need to be said:
1) Hornfans785's masterpiece deserves honorable mention:
3) $#@! Oklahoma, OU, Bob Stoops, and anything ever related to boomers or Sooners. God $#@!ing dammit, I hate that state, its "flagship" school, and those people so much. I wish for a localized plague -- one with a 100% mortality rate -- in Norman, OK.