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    They now know how many gangstas we got...

    And the answer is 0.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NEwherebutA&M View Post
    And the answer is 0.
    Shipley was yelling at someone so that counts

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    I dunno one of you your RBs knocked some kid out this week.

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    Well, the window's were down.


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    This team is about as gangsta as a box of kittens sitting on a cloud.

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    is it too much to ask for one of our players to shoot an opposing player in the face?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mac65Hookem View Post
    This team is about as gangsta as a box of kittens sitting on a cloud.
    Yeah, a $#@!ing gangsta cloud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by H34TX View Post
    Shipley was yelling at someone so that counts
    Shipley is one of maybe 4 players that act like they want to win games.

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    I dunno one of you your RBs knocked some kid out this week.
    Mack is pleased that our guys keep that kind of classless aggression off
    the field and in the locker room where it belongs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Justice, Sr. View Post
    Shipley is one of maybe 4 players that act like they want to win games.
    $#@!in noodle arm wanted to win, he just doesn't have the goods to get it done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turd Craply View Post
    $#@!in noodle arm wanted to win, he just doesn't have the goods to get it done.
    Well he threw the ball into quadruple coverage. Well except that it wasn't coverage since there were no Longhorns around to be covered.

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    Who needs gangstas when you can have some good ole god squadders? Clap clap clap!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NEwherebutA&M View Post
    And the answer is 0.
    The number of quality coaching hires Deloss/Plonsky has made in the last decade?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pimphand View Post
    Well he threw the ball into quadruple coverage.
    I'm a Case fan, but it looked like an end-of-game Hail Mary. Just with a couple of minutes left in the game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mac65Hookem View Post
    This team is about as gangsta as a box of kittens sitting on a cloud.
    Pussygangsta.

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    the thing is , minus the $#@!ty qb play, we would have won.

    vacarro is gangsta enough. he aint got no homeboys to ride with tho.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pimphand View Post
    Well he threw the ball into quadruple coverage. Well except that it wasn't coverage since there were no Longhorns around to be covered.
    I was furious when I saw the replay. I counted 6 guys in white in frame when Herp Derp threw that up. Then you have 4 guys rushing him. That means there was exactly one guy covering the other side of the field. Maybe they were all converging because of his noodle arm, but that is freshman first day of practice stuff. Just run it out of bounds like you did the last play. FYI, throwing a "hail mary" to the 40 yard line to a 6 foot receiver is never a solid decision.

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    I bet there was a water gun in one of our lockers.

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    well at least everyone gets a golden star

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    Do they give out trophies for 4th best in the Big 12??

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    Quote Originally Posted by longtimelurker View Post
    Do they give out trophies for 4th best in the Big 12??
    They don't need them. The players will be more than happy with the individual award trophies they'll rack up at this year's "everyone's a winner" banquet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoosierHorn View Post
    the thing is , minus the $#@!ty qb play, we would have won.
    You misspelled 'bad play calling and inability for the defense to stop the run'.

    You had success with the run at the start of the game, TCU's defense wasn't exactly stopping yall. Why did they move away from it?

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    What good is having class is nobody is there to see it? Or is that the very definition of Class?

    Whoah, Mack just blew my mind...

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    FYI, throwing a "hail mary" to the 40 yard line to a 6 foot receiver is never a solid decision.
    On 1st down....with over a minute and a half....

    It's like lack of clock awareness extends from the sidelines to the quarterback as well. It made no sense.

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    Quote Originally Posted by longtimelurker View Post
    Do they give out trophies for 4th best in the Big 12??
    Well I think we still may have won the esteemed Texas championship.

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    It was pretty sad to see David Ash meekly put on the headset without even the appearance that he gave a $#@!.

    I'm sure he was frustrated and embarrassed -- but how about a little fire? How about a little "hey coach, am I the QB or am I not? Let me play and we will win this $#@!ing game" or something like that.

    If there is anyone in charge of the offense, it is a well kept secret.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tropheus View Post
    Well I think we still may have won the esteemed Texas championship.
    We certainly have the neatest bunch of kids.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HoosierHorn View Post
    the thing is , minus the $#@!ty qb play, we would have won.
    Minus my looks and bank account level, I'd be banging super models.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tropheus View Post
    Well I think we still may have won the esteemed Texas championship.
    I was wondering about that because I said earlier that Mack would probably make TEXAS STATE CHAMPIONS rings if we beat TCU, Tech, and Baylor.

    TCU 24-16 SMU*
    TCU 49-21 Baylor
    TCU 53-56 Tech
    TCU 20-13 Texas

    TCU 3-1, 2-1 conf

    Baylor 59-24 SMU*
    Baylor 48-23 SHSU*
    Baylor 21-49 TCU
    Baylor 50-56 Texas
    Baylor-Tech 11/24

    Baylor 2-2, 0-2 conf

    Tech 58-10 Texas State*
    Tech 56-53 TCU
    Tech 22-31 Texas
    Tech-Baylor 11/24

    Tech 2-1, 1-1 conf

    Texas 56-50 Baylor
    Texas 31-22 Tech
    Texas 13-20 TCU

    Texas 2-1, 2-1 conf

    If Baylor beats Tech, TCU is this year's Big 12 Texas State Champions.
    If Tech beats Baylor, Tech is this year's Big 12 Texas State Champions.

    But if you go by conference record:

    If Tech loses, TCU over Texas by head-to-head
    If Tech wins, three-way tie, and everyone gets Capri Sun and orange slices!

    I'm sure Mack has explained this to the kids, and they'll be pulling hard for Tech!


    Yayyyy!!!!!!

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    We're gonna bring SO MUCH $#@!ING SWAGGER to the Holiday Bowl. GOTDAMN I"m pumped!

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    Quote Originally Posted by runthebone View Post
    I was wondering about that because I said earlier that Mack would probably make TEXAS STATE CHAMPIONS rings if we beat TCU, Tech, and Baylor.

    TCU 24-16 SMU*
    TCU 49-21 Baylor
    TCU 53-56 Tech
    TCU 20-13 Texas

    TCU 3-1, 2-1 conf

    Baylor 59-24 SMU*
    Baylor 48-23 SHSU*
    Baylor 21-49 TCU
    Baylor 50-56 Texas
    Baylor-Tech 11/24

    Baylor 2-2, 0-2 conf

    Tech 58-10 Texas State*
    Tech 56-53 TCU
    Tech 22-31 Texas
    Tech-Baylor 11/24

    Tech 2-1, 1-1 conf

    Texas 56-50 Baylor
    Texas 31-22 Tech
    Texas 13-20 TCU

    Texas 2-1, 2-1 conf

    If Baylor beats Tech, TCU is this year's Big 12 Texas State Champions.
    If Tech beats Baylor, Tech is this year's Big 12 Texas State Champions.

    But if you go by conference record:

    If Tech loses, TCU over Texas by head-to-head
    If Tech wins, three-way tie, and everyone gets Capri Sun and orange slices!

    I'm sure Mack has explained this to the kids, and they'll be pulling hard for Tech!


    Yayyyy!!!!!!
    Brilliance

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    Quote Originally Posted by bozo_casanova View Post
    i laughed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullneck View Post
    I'm a Case fan, but it looked like an end-of-game Hail Mary. Just with a couple of minutes left in the game.
    15 yard hail mary

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    Quote Originally Posted by Turd Craply View Post
    $#@!in noodle arm wanted to win, he just doesn't have the goods to get it done.
    With the smirk he always has on his face when he's about to go in the game, I'd say he cares more about the attention and sloppy seconds he's gonna get if he gets some playing time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Frank Justice, Sr. View Post
    Shipley is one of maybe 4 players that act like they want to win games.
    I felt like someone kicked a puppy when he had that ball knocked out of his hands. "If he can't do it, then there really is no hope."

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