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    Nick Saban To Replace Mack Brown at Texas?

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    http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/...u-might-think/

    Fun little off season article good for at least 4 pages of bull $#@!. Have fun gentlemen.
    Last edited by SmokeyTheBear; 07-25-2013 at 07:05 PM.

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    Brah..Nick Saban is going to Cal for $600,000/yr....plus tuition...

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    Won't ever happen. Ever.







    Ever.

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    But how do the uniforms look?

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    Did KidQuick write that article?

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    Saban is Satan with a head set, and I would give up my left little toe for him to be head coach at Texas.

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    I think something like this is far more likely:

    1. Mack becomes AD when Dodds steps down.
    2. Mack hires some kind of crony / 'yes' guy to coach the team.
    3. This guy will also not have to beat OU to accomplish his goals.
    4. Red McCombs unexpectedly farts out an undigested T-bone and the annual
    cookout at his ranch is cancelled.
    5. All LF members, in addition to their annual tickets, will receive a handsome gift basket
    consisting of mule$#@! and an autographed picture of Mack Brown hugging Jeff Madden.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marfa Low Crown View Post
    Red McCombs unexpectedly farts out an undigested T-bone and the annual
    cookout at his ranch is cancelled.
    "Farts out" is redundant. Other than that, an excellent summary. MacBrown would make an absolutely horrible AD, which is why it may very well happen.

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    F the offseason!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear View Post
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    Fun little off season article good for at least 4 pages of bull $#@!. Have fun gentlemen.
    No! No! A thousand times no. Quit posting this idiotic sh!t. A head football coach is a 10 hire. An AD is a 20 year hire. Your head coach is no older than 50. Same with your AD. Long enough to get experience but yet still young enough to lead the program for a good long time. Saban doesn't have 10 years left in him. Mack will NEVER be AD.

    Our next Head Coach and AD are no younger than 40, no older than 55 (at the oldest). Also, Nick Saban would NEVER be accepted by the alumi. He is a scumbag. It would take Saban 2 years to get his players recruited and to install his system. He will probably coach at most another 5 years. After that, it will take the next coach 2 years to fully install his system. We just came out of 3 years from hell. We don't need to spend 7 years out of 10 transitioning our program to deal with Mack not realizing the game has passed him by, to rent a douchebag for 5 years and then to turn the program over to the next long term coach.

    Enough with the Saban crap. We don't want him. For a number of reasons.
    Last edited by Randolph Duke; 07-25-2013 at 07:49 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear View Post
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    http://www.thebiglead.com/index.php/...u-might-think/

    Fun little off season article good for at least 4 pages of bull $#@!. Have fun gentlemen.

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    Will he ensure the uniforms have capes? If so, then he's in.....

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    I don't know if Nick Saban has bled enough for the program, or if he even likes Taco Bell gongs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Randolph Duke View Post
    No! No! A thousand times no. Quit posting this idiotic sh!t. A head football coach is a 10 hire. An AD is a 20 year hire. Your head coach is no older than 50. Same with your AD. Long enough to get experience but yet still young enough to lead the program for a good long time. Saban doesn't have 10 years left in him. Mack will NEVER be AD.

    Our next Head Coach and AD are no younger than 40, no older than 55 (at the oldest). Also, Nick Saban would NEVER be accepted by the alumi. He is a scumbag. It would take Saban 2 years to get his players recruited and to install his system. He will probably coach at most another 5 years. After that, it will take the next coach 2 years to fully install his system. We just came out of 3 years from hell. We don't need to spend 7 years out of 10 transitioning our program to deal with Mack not realizing the game has passed him by, to rent a douchebag for 5 years and then to turn the program over to the next long term coach.

    Enough with the Saban crap. We don't want him. For a number of reasons.
    So do you think he will be our next coach ?

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    1) Does he have Red McCombs on speed dial?

    2) Did his program make $163M last year?


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    Quote Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear
    Fun little off season article good for at least 4 pages of bull $#@!. Have fun gentlemen.
    This is neither fun nor worthy of 4 pages of discussion. It is, however, worthy of neg rep. It's tempting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear View Post
    So do you think he will be our next coach ?
    Lol. I will try to be less ambiguous next time.

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    Lulz. Can you see Saban sucking Red McCombs' dong? I don't think so. More likely he'd tell Red to $#@! off. Saban would not put up with all the political crap and LHN crap required of the Texas job. The big $$$ guys might THINK they want Saban, but they won't when they realize he's not going to do their bidding or give them access to the program like Mack has.

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    Lulz. Can you see Saban sucking Red McCombs' dong? I don't think so. More likely he'd tell Red to $#@! off. Saban would not put up with all the political crap and LHN crap required of the Texas job. The big $$$ guys might THINK they want Saban, but they won't when they realize he's not going to do their bidding or give them access to the program like Mack has.
    Will Muschamp is that you?

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    Lol at the idea of Mack going anywhere soon.

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    Please stop posting these rumors.

    They always makes me daydream if even for a second, which leads to the inevitable comedown where I remember we're stuck with Mack for an indefinite amount of single-digit-win seasons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marfa Low Crown View Post
    I think something like this is far more likely:

    1. Mack becomes AD when Dodds steps down.
    2. Mack hires some kind of crony / 'yes' guy to coach the team.
    3. This guy will also not have to beat OU to accomplish his goals.
    4. Red McCombs unexpectedly farts out an undigested T-bone and the annual
    cookout at his ranch is cancelled.
    5. All LF members, in addition to their annual tickets, will receive a handsome gift basket
    consisting of mule$#@! and an autographed picture of Mack Brown hugging Jeff Madden.
    The only thing worse than Mack as coach is Mack as AD.

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    The article is right on a few things.

    Saban is a mercenary. Nobody would dispute that. Has no serious ties to any schools. Grew up in West Virginia, went to university in Ohio, has bounced around a lot, has said multiple times he intended to stay at <INSERTSCHOOLORTEAMNAME> shortly before bailing on said school/team.

    There will come a point where he does not want to deal with the $#@! from fans who now expect him to win conference or national championships every year or two. That point will come as soon as he has a "down" season (down being relative).

    But Saban ain't coming here. Sure, Texas could pony up the right amount of money to lure anybody else over. But Saban would simply be trading one set of fans with incredibly high expectations for another set of fans with incredibly high expectations, only this time he'll be using somebody else's recruits for a couple of years, and at his age, he does not want to deal with that $#@!. He would be better off going back to coach at Kent State or even going back home to West Virginia. People won't expect him to win national championships there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Marfa Low Crown View Post
    I think something like this is far more likely:

    1. Mack becomes AD when Dodds steps down.
    2. Mack hires some kind of crony / 'yes' guy to coach the team.
    3. This guy will also not have to beat OU to accomplish his goals.
    4. Red McCombs unexpectedly farts out an undigested T-bone and the annual
    cookout at his ranch is cancelled.
    5. All LF members, in addition to their annual tickets, will receive a handsome gift basket
    consisting of mule$#@! and an autographed picture of Mack Brown hugging Jeff Madden.
    So basically Mack Brown becomes Jerry Jones and only will hire 'yes men' that have no real power or authority?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chad View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randolph Duke View Post
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    I think honestly at this point he wants to erase Bryant at Alabama. "Yeah, Bear was pretty good. No Saban of course, but pretty good." He has the program running on all cylinders, they are making fine money, and the recruit pipeline stretches to 7th graders. Have you seen the video of the football facility they just built? It's absurd and decadent. Also, he has an obsessive personality disorder that makes him the ideal taskmaster football coach. Nothing is ever good enough, never has enough work been put in. He doesn't take five god damn years off when a player he recruited wins a championship for him.

    He is a total $#@!head mercenary though. After 15 years of bull$#@!, I sure am glad he rescued my Alma mater. However, I don't want to have a beer with him, and I wouldn't turn my back to him.

    I can totally see the bull$#@! fan reaction stuff though. Alabama fans are the worst. Maybe he would like to rescue TWO pillars of college football. Who knows? It's not like he's scared of failure or competition.

    I agree that the political atmosphere at Texas would be the biggest obstacle. You simply have to give him the keys and $#@! off. If there are any special considerations, or obligations to friends of the program he will tell you to $#@! yourself. It took Alabama 30 years to get to that point. Texas isn't there yet. Thank you Fran, Mike Price, and Shula.

    Perversely, I'd like to see it happen eventually because I love Texas. I went to Bama, but I love Texas and what is happening now disgusts me. FYMB.

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    What Saban is doing at Bama is way greater than what Bear did IMO given all the differences with recruiting now days.

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    bunghole Herpa Derpa is a rep whore. Herpa Derpa is a rep whore. Herpa Derpa is a rep whore. Herpa Derpa is a rep whore. Herpa Derpa is a rep whore. Herpa Derpa is a rep whore. Herpa Derpa is a rep whore. Herpa Derpa is a rep whore. Herpa Derpa is a rep whore. Herpa Derpa is a rep whore. Herpa Derpa is a rep whore. Herpa Derpa's Avatar
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    Damn time flies. Can't believe it's already been three months since we last had this laughable discussion.

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    asshat AtomHeartBevo might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? AtomHeartBevo might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? AtomHeartBevo might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? AtomHeartBevo might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? AtomHeartBevo might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? AtomHeartBevo might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? AtomHeartBevo might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? AtomHeartBevo might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? AtomHeartBevo might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? AtomHeartBevo might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? AtomHeartBevo might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? AtomHeartBevo's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by lowery21 View Post
    He is a total $#@!head mercenary though. After 15 years of bull$#@!, I sure am glad he rescued my Alma mater. However, I don't want to have a beer with him, and I wouldn't turn my back to him.

    I can totally see the bull$#@! fan reaction stuff though. Alabama fans are the worst. Maybe he would like to rescue TWO pillars of college football. Who knows? It's not like he's scared of failure or competition.
    He may not be scared of failure or competition, but who the $#@! at 61 years old wants to trade in one crazed fanbase with unrealistic expectations with players he recruited, for another crazed fanbase with unrealistic expectations, with players that the Mackster recruited?

    Saban may have the biggest ego in the world, may think he can do anything, but I don't think he's that foolish to want to trade what he has at Alabama to try and rebuild the train-wreck that Mack Brown has created.

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    No, wait. You're all right. Mac Brown isn't going anywhere on his own. DeLoss isn't going to fire him.

    But...

    What if...

    What if - tomorrow morning - the elevator doors open, MacBrown steps in, and... there's no elevator there, just a multi-story chasm. And - just like that - he's Gone.

    Now. Whatcha gonna do?

    Tell you what: you might wanna consider - seriously, seriously $#@!ing consider - calling up Nick, and asking what's it gonna take?

    He is a mercenary - I think that's purty much agreed, no? - so, assuming that Nick actually has an opinion, what is it gonna take?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jive Turkey View Post
    Make him say no. /6th Street
    Well, I guess."So, Nick - you don't mind if I call you Nick? - what's it gonna take?"

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    Make him say no. Again.

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