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    Sex during football games

    Since football season is nearly upon us, I wanted to post a special message to all of you who are dealing with the tough issue of having sex during football. I don't want any of you to feel pressured by your girlfriends or wives into doing something you don't want to do. Your body is special and it is yours alone. If someone tries to pressure you into having sex before you are ready, you say:


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    just do it on the couch while you watch the game.

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    that's what doggystyle is for

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    I thought this thread was going to be about having sex while at DKRMS and I was going to be very impressed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clown baby
    I thought this thread was going to be about having sex while at DKRMS and I was going to be very impressed.
    This. I'm disapointed a bit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clown baby
    I thought this thread was going to be about having sex while at DKRMS and I was going to be very impressed.
    this. i seriously thought this thread was about that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by clown baby
    I thought this thread was going to be about having sex while at DKRMS and I was going to be very impressed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by victory88
    Quote Originally Posted by clown baby
    I thought this thread was going to be about having sex while at DKRMS and I was going to be very impressed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TJ Hooshamazoo
    that's what doggystyle is for
    how else do all the canadians manage to watch their hockey?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Tower
    Quote Originally Posted by clown baby
    I thought this thread was going to be about having sex while at DKRMS and I was going to be very impressed.
    this. i seriously thought this thread was about that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by wild_turkey
    Quote Originally Posted by The Tower
    Quote Originally Posted by clown baby
    I thought this thread was going to be about having sex while at DKRMS and I was going to be very impressed.
    this. i seriously thought this thread was about that.
    I got a Hand Job at a UT baseball game. Big blankets are allsome.

    Not sex and a different sport, but pretty close.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TJ Hooshamazoo
    that's what doggystyle is for
    this and also just getting a BJ while the game is on all while you still are sitting there drinking beer...flipping channels...etc is glorious

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    Quote Originally Posted by TJ Hooshamazoo
    that's what doggystyle is for

    this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sii
    Quote Originally Posted by TJ Hooshamazoo
    that's what doggystyle is for
    this and also just getting a BJ while the game is on all while you still are sitting there drinking beer...flipping channels...etc is glorious
    Ah,yes. Sometimes I'd give anything to go back to that first year of marriage

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    Quote Originally Posted by paco
    Quote Originally Posted by Sii
    Quote Originally Posted by TJ Hooshamazoo
    that's what doggystyle is for
    this and also just getting a BJ while the game is on all while you still are sitting there drinking beer...flipping channels...etc is glorious
    Ah,yes. Sometimes I'd give anything to go back to that first year of marriage
    true lol

    esp remember it as my divorce was final about a month ago

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sii
    Quote Originally Posted by TJ Hooshamazoo
    that's what doggystyle is for
    this and also just getting a BJ while the game is on all while you still are sitting there drinking beer...flipping channels...etc is glorious
    check and check. although i wouldn't want that during a UT football game because it could be distracting, but while some junk big xii action is running, it can be quite nice.

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    Another good seinfield post.

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    Think people ever get it on in the box seats?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wild_turkey
    Think people ever get it on in the box seats?
    This does happen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sii
    Quote Originally Posted by TJ Hooshamazoo
    that's what doggystyle is for
    this and also just getting a BJ while the game is on all while you still are sitting there drinking beer...flipping channels...etc is glorious

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    Quote Originally Posted by Real_Texas
    Quote Originally Posted by wild_turkey
    Think people ever get it on in the box seats?
    This does happen.
    Maybe in the bathroom.

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    JT, as good as that picture looks, i'd still prefer my 50 yard line seats to that game....you your's would be a close 2nd

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    A couple things:

    1. Tivo is greatness...just pause the game, do the deed then press play. Multiple times if necessary.

    2. I do NOT recommend having sex in the bathroom at a UT sporting event. It's all fun and games till the police bust in.

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    never had sex during a game. takes my mind off the game and i can't have that. i use to get oral during a game. i remember the first time it ever happened. the girl actually just found me on myspace last week.

    it was a florida/fsu game back in the late 90s.

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