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    Bill Clinton: 'Screw It, I'm Running For President'

    from the onion.

    CHARLESTON, SC—After spending two months accompanying his wife, Hillary, on the campaign trail, former president Bill Clinton announced Monday that he is joining the 2008 presidential race, saying he "could no longer resist the urge."

    "My fellow Americans, I am sick and tired of not being president," said Clinton, introducing his wife at a "Hillary '08" rally. "For seven agonizing years, I have sat idly by as others experienced the joys of campaigning, debating, and interacting with the people of this great nation, and I simply cannot take it anymore. I have to be president again. I have to."
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    "Damn, this feels good," Clinton told supporters as he shook hands in Charleston Monday.

    He continued, "It is with a great sense of relief that I say to all of you today, 'Screw it. I'm in.'"

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    That's funny. Maiinly because I can actually hear Bill saying those words. haha

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    Bill Clinton would win in a landslide as a 3rd party candidate. I honestly believe that.

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    President For Life Bill Clinton.


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    I'd vote Bill.

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    there ain't nothin' wrong with a little Bill for 8 more years. Things seemed simpler then. worrying about blow jobs instead of all this other real-life nonsense.

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    There is something about the title - First Man that just sounds entertaining. "The President and First Man returned to Washington today after a long weekend at Camp David."

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