Oh how I miss you.
Goodbye fried rice, hello fried chicken...
What is he up to these days? He's too smart to not be creating something.
Negrodamis is one of the greatest characters of all time.
Black Gallagher bitch! I got warrants!
"Is this the 5 o'clock free crack giveaway???"
Wrap it up bitch, wrap that $#@! up.
Originally Posted by Red Riverer
My guess is that he was just too tired. Chappelle show had him burnt out and he couldn't spend time with his family, according to Chapelle ofcourse.
The money is always there for him to do something but my guess is that he either already has enough or he is currently involved in something right now.
Good thing I got both season 1 and 2 on DVD.
Supposedly he went nuts, overstressed i guess.
Reparations was the funniest skit ever
Ashy to classy!
"Drugs is all around you kids. Look at that magic marker cap. What the hell you think that is, some kind of crayon? Take it off and sniff it and get high."
"Tyrone Biggums: Why do you think I carjacked you, Rhonda?
Rhonda: 'Cause the cops found you in it three hours later asleep, high on crack!
Tyrone Biggums: That's impossible, Rhonda. How can you sleep when you're high on crack? Chinese riddle for you."
"There's something you don't know about me, Joe Rogan. I smoke rocks"
Remember what the Bible says: He who is without sin, cast the first rock. And I shall smoketh it.
You know what dog food tastes like? Do you? It tastes just like it smells... delicious
Reporter: Sir, now that you've got your check do you plan on quitting your job driving this truck?
Man In Truck: Truck driver? I ain't no truck driver. I'm a janitor. That's right, baby, I just bought this truck straight cash. I got cigarettes for me and my family the rest of our lives! I'M RICH, BIATCH!
here are some more gems:
It is truly an honor and a privilege for me to be here at Pinehurst School, or whatever your school is called today. I say it's a privilege, because its a violation of my parole to be around children. But enough about that! Hello little boys and little girls! Mmmmm Mmmm Mmmm!
Kids...you're lookin at a dead man. I should not be in front of you today. Drugs and alcohol have ruined my life."..."Me and my friends would go home every day afer school and smoke marijuana. Can you kids say marijuana?
Check your tone, girl. Use your inside voice or I'll put your ass outside.
My name's Leonard Washington. Where I'm from? A little town called None Of Your Goddamn Business.
SOMEBODY SHUT THAT $#@!ING DOG UP!
And then his wife threw his titties in my hands. It was weird, your Honor.Originally Posted by Dixie Normous
You grabbed her titties!
Katie got some big ole titties!
He popped up and did some stand-up during intermission of a Prince show in NYC recently.
First of all, I think y'better watch your tone son. I'm Leonard Washington. I don't get butt naked for nobody.
Tyree: Hey man, you got that all wrong. I ain't had sex with Katie. Lysol had sex with Katie. I just filmed it.
Katie: No, Tyree, you had sex with me too.
Tyree: Correction: I had sex with Katie.
That's my Robert. Always pissing on girls.
Negrodamus = Paul MooneyOriginally Posted by GreenMan
I was always partial to the trademark:
"Truck driver? I ain't no truck driver. I'm a janitor. I just bought this truck cold cash. Now me and my family got enough cigarettes for the rest of our lives. I'M RICH, BIATCH!"
Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gunble look like Malcolm X.
I'm aware of that. But it was a segment on chappelle's show.Originally Posted by FunkyTownHorn
But from what I understood, mooney and the other guys wrote most of the skits anyways...
JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES AND SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI
"silky momma's got 1 big titty and 1 little titty and they call that bitch "biggie smalls"...hit me baby."
"why dont you click your heels 3 times and go back to africa."
"she wear underwears with $#@! holes in em"
"what can be said about your suit that hasn't already been said about Afghanistan, it looks bombed out and depleted."
I've seen all of those guys live, except for Chappell...
Charlie Murphy - better at sketch than standup..
Donnell Rawlings - funny... has an odd twitch or something in his hand.
Paul Mooney - funny as $#@!. he's old school and he's a masterful comedic writer. be ready, white people. he is going to piss you off a bit.
dave chappell has been funny for a long while...
Its time for ask a black guy
Paul Mooney: Hey I have a question for you, where are your teeth?
Originally Posted by HoosierHorn
I hope I will be able to see him live in the future. That guy is $#@!in hilarious. And I have seen people walk out on his shows from the dvds because they were pissed.
And on cue, the game is robbed. Local thug Rodney "Quills" Jenkins is here tell everyone to get "butt naked". I planned for this, so thats why I stuck my car keys, up my ass.
Leonard: You want this right here...youre going to have to shoot me.
Announcer guy: Notice Quills shot him below the knee, so it's not attempted murder.
"Word? I studied you in Social Studies! You're a hunter-gatherer aren't you?"
Originally Posted by orangenwhite
".....and that's the first time I ever sucked a $#@! for crack"
The Prince/basketball skit kills.
FTW. Hilarious. Even the other guys in the skit were laughing."she wear underwears with $#@! holes in em"
Clayton Bigsby FTW!
Flipper? Naw, I know him as James, the nigga hatin dolphin. They used to put him in the pool to scare the black people.
HEY EVERYBODY! IT'S JAMES, THE NIGGA HATIN DOLPHIN!
That show was better than everything else on TV combined.
News Reporter: What about people who say you're only interested in the Middle East for oil?
President Black Bush: What? Huh? Oil? Who said somethin' bout oil, bitch. You cookin? Oil? Man, I don't know what..."
[knocks over water pitcher]
Also got to love the Racial Draft skit. LOL
Originally Posted by Pancho Hussein Negro
That was one of the most underrated skits from the show.
Remember the first black man to $#@! in a white mans toilet? That skit was hilarious
Yes ladies and gentlemen I had the mud butt
I beat my $#@! like it owes me money!
The wife swap one was hilarious too.
"Do you mind if I just pull my $#@! through the hole in my pajamas?"
"Do you mind if we don't listen to music. I like to hear the sound of you breathing."
Football .. Basketball .. Baseball .. Other Sports .. RC Didn't Offer .. Gamboool
Varsity .. Hole in the Wall .. PCL .. Einstein's .. Nasty's .. GM Steakhouse .. NSAA
Bada Bing .. Can you help me with this? .. Shagslist .. Cloak Room .. Classics .. Bellmont