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    Oh how I miss you.

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    What is he up to these days? He's too smart to not be creating something.

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    Wrap it up bitch, wrap that $#@! up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Riverer
    What is he up to these days? He's too smart to not be creating something.

    My guess is that he was just too tired. Chappelle show had him burnt out and he couldn't spend time with his family, according to Chapelle ofcourse.

    The money is always there for him to do something but my guess is that he either already has enough or he is currently involved in something right now.


    Good thing I got both season 1 and 2 on DVD.

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    Supposedly he went nuts, overstressed i guess.

    Reparations was the funniest skit ever

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    Ashy to classy!

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    here are some more gems:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dixie Normous
    SOMEBODY SHUT THAT $#@!ING DOG UP!
    And then his wife threw his titties in my hands. It was weird, your Honor.

    You grabbed her titties!

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    First of all, I think y'better watch your tone son. I'm Leonard Washington. I don't get butt naked for nobody.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GreenMan
    Negrodamis is one of the greatest characters of all time.
    Negrodamus = Paul Mooney

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    I was always partial to the trademark:

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    Quote Originally Posted by FunkyTownHorn
    Negrodamus = Paul Mooney
    I'm aware of that. But it was a segment on chappelle's show.
    But from what I understood, mooney and the other guys wrote most of the skits anyways...

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    JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES AND SPAGHETTI SPAGHETTI, SPAGHETTI

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    "why dont you click your heels 3 times and go back to africa."

    "she wear underwears with $#@! holes in em"

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    Quote Originally Posted by mez2
    "why dont you click your heels 3 times and go back to africa."

    "she wear underwears with $#@! holes in em"
    silky johnson FTW.

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    NAACP National Champ Snacks might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Snacks might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Snacks might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Snacks might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Snacks might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Snacks might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Snacks might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Snacks might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Snacks might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Snacks might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Snacks might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Snacks's Avatar
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    I've seen all of those guys live, except for Chappell...

    Charlie Murphy - better at sketch than standup..
    Donnell Rawlings - funny... has an odd twitch or something in his hand.
    Paul Mooney - funny as $#@!. he's old school and he's a masterful comedic writer. be ready, white people. he is going to piss you off a bit.

    dave chappell has been funny for a long while...

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    Cornball Brotha Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20's Avatar
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    Paul Mooney: Hey I have a question for you, where are your teeth?

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    Cornball Brotha Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by HoosierHorn
    Paul Mooney - funny as $#@!. he's old school and he's a masterful comedic writer. be ready, white people. he is going to piss you off a bit.

    I hope I will be able to see him live in the future. That guy is $#@!in hilarious. And I have seen people walk out on his shows from the dvds because they were pissed.

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    And on cue, the game is robbed. Local thug Rodney "Quills" Jenkins is here tell everyone to get "butt naked". I planned for this, so thats why I stuck my car keys, up my ass.

    Leonard: You want this right here...youre going to have to shoot me.

    Quills: Ok...

    *BAM*

    Announcer guy: Notice Quills shot him below the knee, so it's not attempted murder.

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    asshat Jeffrey slams and goes hard. Jeffrey slams and goes hard. Jeffrey slams and goes hard. Jeffrey slams and goes hard. Jeffrey slams and goes hard. Jeffrey slams and goes hard. Jeffrey slams and goes hard. Jeffrey slams and goes hard. Jeffrey slams and goes hard. Jeffrey slams and goes hard. Jeffrey slams and goes hard. Jeffrey's Avatar
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    Banned Tequila Mockingbird is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Tequila Mockingbird is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Tequila Mockingbird is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Tequila Mockingbird is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Tequila Mockingbird is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Tequila Mockingbird is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Tequila Mockingbird is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares?
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    Quote Originally Posted by orangenwhite
    "Drugs is all around you kids. Look at that magic marker cap. What the hell you think that is, some kind of crayon? Take it off and sniff it and get high."

    "Tyrone Biggums: Why do you think I carjacked you, Rhonda?
    Rhonda: 'Cause the cops found you in it three hours later asleep, high on crack!
    Tyrone Biggums: That's impossible, Rhonda. How can you sleep when you're high on crack? Chinese riddle for you."

    "There's something you don't know about me, Joe Rogan. I smoke rocks"

    ".....and that's the first time I ever sucked a $#@! for crack"

    The Prince/basketball skit kills.

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    YKK on yo zipper Derka Derka might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Derka Derka might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Derka Derka might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Derka Derka might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Derka Derka might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Derka Derka might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Derka Derka might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Derka Derka might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Derka Derka might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Derka Derka might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Derka Derka might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Derka Derka's Avatar
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    "she wear underwears with $#@! holes in em"
    FTW. Hilarious. Even the other guys in the skit were laughing.

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    asshat texhorn can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. texhorn can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. texhorn can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. texhorn can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. texhorn can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. texhorn can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. texhorn can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. texhorn can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. texhorn can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. texhorn can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. texhorn can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. texhorn's Avatar
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    Tupac Sketch was gold, like almost every sketch he made...

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    IT MIGHT BE DOOO DOOO!

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    Clayton Bigsby FTW!

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    Certified Uncle Tom Pancho Negro is a rep whore. Pancho Negro is a rep whore. Pancho Negro is a rep whore. Pancho Negro is a rep whore. Pancho Negro is a rep whore. Pancho Negro is a rep whore. Pancho Negro is a rep whore. Pancho Negro is a rep whore. Pancho Negro is a rep whore. Pancho Negro is a rep whore. Pancho Negro is a rep whore. Pancho Negro's Avatar
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    Flipper? Naw, I know him as James, the nigga hatin dolphin. They used to put him in the pool to scare the black people.


    HEY EVERYBODY! IT'S JAMES, THE NIGGA HATIN DOLPHIN!

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    That show was better than everything else on TV combined.

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    Retard Basher longhornbambam is a rep whore. longhornbambam is a rep whore. longhornbambam is a rep whore. longhornbambam is a rep whore. longhornbambam is a rep whore. longhornbambam is a rep whore. longhornbambam is a rep whore. longhornbambam is a rep whore. longhornbambam is a rep whore. longhornbambam is a rep whore. longhornbambam is a rep whore. longhornbambam's Avatar
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    asshat BurntOrange&White might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? BurntOrange&White might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? BurntOrange&White might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? BurntOrange&White might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? BurntOrange&White might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? BurntOrange&White might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? BurntOrange&White might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? BurntOrange&White might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? BurntOrange&White might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? BurntOrange&White might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? BurntOrange&White might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? BurntOrange&White's Avatar
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    News Reporter: What about people who say you're only interested in the Middle East for oil?
    President Black Bush: What? Huh? Oil? Who said somethin' bout oil, bitch. You cookin? Oil? Man, I don't know what..."
    [knocks over water pitcher]

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    Also got to love the Racial Draft skit. LOL

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    asshat HookMD is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? HookMD is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? HookMD is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? HookMD is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? HookMD is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? HookMD is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? HookMD is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? HookMD is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? HookMD is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? HookMD is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? HookMD is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? HookMD's Avatar
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    asshat kevwun is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. kevwun is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. kevwun is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. kevwun is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. kevwun is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. kevwun is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. kevwun is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. kevwun is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. kevwun is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. kevwun is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. kevwun is probably pretty witty. or good at photoshop. or porn. kevwun's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pancho Hussein Negro
    Flipper? Naw, I know him as James, the nigga hatin dolphin. They used to put him in the pool to scare the black people.


    HEY EVERYBODY! IT'S JAMES, THE NIGGA HATIN DOLPHIN!

    That was one of the most underrated skits from the show.

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    Cornball Brotha Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20 might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Rocko20's Avatar
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    Remember the first black man to $#@! in a white mans toilet? That skit was hilarious

    Yes ladies and gentlemen I had the mud butt

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    I beat my $#@! like it owes me money!

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    The wife swap one was hilarious too.

    "Do you mind if I just pull my $#@! through the hole in my pajamas?"

    "Do you mind if we don't listen to music. I like to hear the sound of you breathing."


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