Finally there is at least ONE person who can't say $#@! to me about Christmas lights.
Finally there is at least ONE person who can't say $#@! to me about Christmas lights.
well....his wife cooked him dinner and you still paid to see your own Xmas lights... I'm still saying you lost this one.
Now bumped to #2 on the OP's best brisket ever outside of a restaurant:
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Cut that in half and it moves to No. 1A.Originally Posted by TexArcher
No his wife cooked him a steaming pile of monkey $#@! and called it "brisket". He not only ate it....he called it the "best brisket ever". No way in hell I still lose.Originally Posted by Bacone Cap
By not being able to spell "lose" you lose.Originally Posted by Sparky
Easy now everyone, lets just all hang lose.
Who the $#@! are you?Originally Posted by klownhaus
you still have the jamarkus albatross around your neck.Originally Posted by wide-e-wide
My favorite part about this brisket is that when you cut it in half, you get two briskets! So its really twice as awesome.
One of the funniest threads on here in a long time. Mr. Phlem, full of $#@!ing win.
That's PhleGm with a G $#@!!Originally Posted by Troy McClure
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and PASTRAMI? WTF? THAT $#@! DESCRIBED IN THE OP IS NO MORE PASTRAMI THAN IT IS THE BEST BRISKET EVER EATEN OUT OF A RESTAURANT. NO LARGE METAL TURKEY FOR YOU!![]()
Just a $#@!tard trying to get in the swing of things.Originally Posted by TexArcher
Ok.
How the $#@! did it take me this long to finally read this thread? Classic Shaggy.
Liquid smoke soaked wolf shirt vs. large metal turkeyOriginally Posted by Jack Straw
What if you put the liquid smoke soaked wolf shirt on the giant metal turkey?
I bet it would spawn a new religion.
rabidhorn and his wife cooking up their next concoction...
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Nother vote for classics.
An assist to whoever mentioned this $#@! on Hoosier's thread. Didn't see it till now. Thank you.
I feel fortunate that I've was able to follow this thread from its birth.
Boy, you thing you are okay for skipping GM for a day......... and BAM, all kinds of hilarity breaks out![]()
What he said.Originally Posted by Woland
Oh my God, I'm dying here.Originally Posted by Continental Op
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I feel fortunate that I've was able to follow this thread from its [s:8b126348a6]birth.[/s:8b126348a6] abortion.
FIFY.
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Oh man, this thread continues to make me laugh!
When did a 'S' get added?Originally Posted by RabidHorn
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This meltdown got me thinking of other classic meltdowns on this site. I remember it was in the Football forum ... which was the thread that coined, "buncha $#@!s on this site"? I want to read that greatness again!
cracking up at my desk right now...Originally Posted by Continental Op
The "Orakapo apparently is an $#@!" thread was a classic as well.
what i think he meant to put was EABOLSOriginally Posted by Wooderson
Eat a Bottle of Liquid Smoke
I will be using that.Originally Posted by LonghornJones
I think we have a new slogan, EABOLS.Originally Posted by LonghornJones
insert into vernacular from here on out. ty!Originally Posted by LonghornJones
Found them. My stomach hurts because I have been laughing so hard at these gems ...Originally Posted by Wooderson
"The posters on this site are $#@!ing rude as hell."
"bunch of $#@!s on this board...."
you forgot my "fat people" thread where maybe 40 people had simultaneous meltdowns.Originally Posted by Wooderson
Bunch of fat asses on this site.Originally Posted by Crayon1973
Wow, I can't believe the original "bunch of $#@!s" guy was fkadoug. Geez, if he is still around after that, we'll never get rid of him.Originally Posted by Wooderson
fookin' coathangerOriginally Posted by MissingInAction
i read that in the vocoder voice and everything...Originally Posted by kevwun
and the corollary... DIAMTPEat a Bottle of Liquid Smoke
die in a metal turkey pan
I really like DIAMTPOriginally Posted by e
nothing wrong with the wife cooking a tasty brisket in the oven. hell, my wife cooks a damn tasty brisket in the oven, Doc can attest. HOWEVER, I will never cook a brisket in the oven. I'll probably never smoke one either, but that's because I'm lazy, and while my wife's brisket is tasty, I'll never tell her or anyone else its the best ever. She also doesn't use liquid smoke, bbq sauce and she doesn't rinse her brisket either. Some people.
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