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    Finally there is at least ONE person who can't say $#@! to me about Christmas lights.

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    well....his wife cooked him dinner and you still paid to see your own Xmas lights... I'm still saying you lost this one.

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    Now bumped to #2 on the OP's best brisket ever outside of a restaurant:






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    Quote Originally Posted by TexArcher
    Now bumped to #2 on the OP's best brisket ever outside of a restaurant:





    Cut that in half and it moves to No. 1A.

  5. #155
    asshat wide-e-wide can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. wide-e-wide can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. wide-e-wide can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. wide-e-wide can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. wide-e-wide can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. wide-e-wide can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. wide-e-wide can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. wide-e-wide can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. wide-e-wide can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. wide-e-wide can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. wide-e-wide can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. wide-e-wide's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bacone Cap
    well....his wife cooked him dinner and you still paid to see your own Xmas lights... I'm still saying you lost this one.
    No his wife cooked him a steaming pile of monkey $#@! and called it "brisket". He not only ate it....he called it the "best brisket ever". No way in hell I still lose.

  6. #156
    asshat Sparky slams and goes hard. Sparky slams and goes hard. Sparky slams and goes hard. Sparky slams and goes hard. Sparky slams and goes hard. Sparky slams and goes hard. Sparky slams and goes hard. Sparky slams and goes hard. Sparky slams and goes hard. Sparky slams and goes hard. Sparky slams and goes hard. Sparky's Avatar
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    By bringing it back up you loose.

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    asshat wide-e-wide can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. wide-e-wide can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. wide-e-wide can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. wide-e-wide can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. wide-e-wide can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. wide-e-wide can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. wide-e-wide can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. wide-e-wide can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. wide-e-wide can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. wide-e-wide can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. wide-e-wide can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. wide-e-wide's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparky
    By bringing it back up you loose.
    By not being able to spell "lose" you lose.

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    asshat Sparky slams and goes hard. Sparky slams and goes hard. Sparky slams and goes hard. Sparky slams and goes hard. Sparky slams and goes hard. Sparky slams and goes hard. Sparky slams and goes hard. Sparky slams and goes hard. Sparky slams and goes hard. Sparky slams and goes hard. Sparky slams and goes hard. Sparky's Avatar
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    That's awesome of me.

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    Easy now everyone, lets just all hang lose.

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    Quote Originally Posted by klownhaus
    Easy now everyone, lets just all hang lose.
    Who the $#@! are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by wide-e-wide
    By not being able to spell "lose" you lose.
    you still have the jamarkus albatross around your neck.

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    My favorite part about this brisket is that when you cut it in half, you get two briskets! So its really twice as awesome.

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    asshat Troy McClure slams and goes hard. Troy McClure slams and goes hard. Troy McClure slams and goes hard. Troy McClure slams and goes hard. Troy McClure slams and goes hard. Troy McClure slams and goes hard. Troy McClure slams and goes hard. Troy McClure slams and goes hard. Troy McClure slams and goes hard. Troy McClure slams and goes hard. Troy McClure slams and goes hard. Troy McClure's Avatar
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    One of the funniest threads on here in a long time. Mr. Phlem, full of $#@!ing win.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troy McClure
    One of the funniest threads on here in a long time. Mr. Phlem, full of $#@!ing win.
    That's PhleGm with a G $#@!!

    and PASTRAMI? WTF? THAT $#@! DESCRIBED IN THE OP IS NO MORE PASTRAMI THAN IT IS THE BEST BRISKET EVER EATEN OUT OF A RESTAURANT. NO LARGE METAL TURKEY FOR YOU!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TexArcher
    Who the $#@! are you?
    Just a $#@!tard trying to get in the swing of things.

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    Stop trying.

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    Ok.

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    How the $#@! did it take me this long to finally read this thread? Classic Shaggy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Straw
    i wash my wolf shirt in liquid smoke
    Liquid smoke soaked wolf shirt vs. large metal turkey

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    What if you put the liquid smoke soaked wolf shirt on the giant metal turkey?

    I bet it would spawn a new religion.

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    Nother vote for classics.

    An assist to whoever mentioned this $#@! on Hoosier's thread. Didn't see it till now. Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woland
    I feel fortunate that I've was able to follow this thread from its birth.
    What he said.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Continental Op
    Oh my God, I'm dying here.

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    This part was good.

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    I feel fortunate that I've was able to follow this thread from its [s:8b126348a6]birth.[/s:8b126348a6] abortion.

    FIFY.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Continental Op

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    Re: EABOD

    Oh man, this thread continues to make me laugh!
    Quote Originally Posted by RabidHorn
    EABODS
    When did a 'S' get added?

    This meltdown got me thinking of other classic meltdowns on this site. I remember it was in the Football forum ... which was the thread that coined, "buncha $#@!s on this site"? I want to read that greatness again!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Continental Op
    cracking up at my desk right now...

  36. #186
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    The "Orakapo apparently is an $#@!" thread was a classic as well.

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    Re: EABOD

    Quote Originally Posted by Wooderson
    Oh man, this thread continues to make me laugh!
    When did a 'S' get added?
    what i think he meant to put was EABOLS

    Eat a Bottle of Liquid Smoke

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    Re: EABOD

    Quote Originally Posted by LonghornJones
    what i think he meant to put was EABOLS

    Eat a Bottle of Liquid Smoke
    I will be using that.

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    Re: EABOD

    Quote Originally Posted by LonghornJones
    what i think he meant to put was EABOLS

    Eat a Bottle of Liquid Smoke
    I think we have a new slogan, EABOLS.

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    Re: EABOD

    Quote Originally Posted by LonghornJones
    what i think he meant to put was EABOLS

    Eat a Bottle of Liquid Smoke
    insert into vernacular from here on out. ty!

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    Re: EABOD

    Quote Originally Posted by Wooderson
    This meltdown got me thinking of other classic meltdowns on this site. I remember it was in the Football forum ... which was the thread that coined, "buncha $#@!s on this site"? I want to read that greatness again!
    Found them. My stomach hurts because I have been laughing so hard at these gems ...

    "The posters on this site are $#@!ing rude as hell."

    "bunch of $#@!s on this board...."

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    Re: EABOD

    Quote Originally Posted by Wooderson
    Found them. My stomach hurts because I have been laughing so hard at these gems ...

    "The posters on this site are $#@!ing rude as hell."

    "bunch of $#@!s on this board...."
    you forgot my "fat people" thread where maybe 40 people had simultaneous meltdowns.

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    Re: EABOD

    Quote Originally Posted by Crayon1973
    you forgot my "fat people" thread where maybe 40 people had simultaneous meltdowns.
    Bunch of fat asses on this site.

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    Re: EABOD

    Quote Originally Posted by Wooderson
    Found them. My stomach hurts because I have been laughing so hard at these gems ...

    "The posters on this site are $#@!ing rude as hell."

    "bunch of $#@!s on this board...."
    Wow, I can't believe the original "bunch of $#@!s" guy was fkadoug. Geez, if he is still around after that, we'll never get rid of him.

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    Bunch of fat asses on this site.
    fookin' coathanger

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    NAACP National Champ Snacks might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Snacks might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Snacks might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Snacks might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Snacks might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Snacks might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Snacks might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Snacks might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Snacks might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Snacks might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Snacks might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Snacks's Avatar
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    metal turkey roasting pan - a device used to cook cybernetic turkeys from the year 9595 that have come to rescue the great great great great great grandfather of Goblox the chicken destined to lead the rebellion against the master chickens. Turketron is a cybernetic turkey that was once in the form of The Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past From the Future. He was developed by rogue chicken scientists and is equipped with a laser guided sock (fires photon beam), soap (action unknown) and a toothbrush (used to combat plague planted by the Master Chickens). They are contained in a trash bag and makes him go crazy when you touch them.
    i read that in the vocoder voice and everything...

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    asshat e slams and goes hard. e slams and goes hard. e slams and goes hard. e slams and goes hard. e slams and goes hard. e slams and goes hard. e slams and goes hard. e slams and goes hard. e slams and goes hard. e slams and goes hard. e slams and goes hard.
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    Eat a Bottle of Liquid Smoke
    and the corollary... DIAMTP
    die in a metal turkey pan

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    asshat Real_Texas is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Real_Texas is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Real_Texas is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Real_Texas is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Real_Texas is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Real_Texas is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Real_Texas is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Real_Texas is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Real_Texas is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Real_Texas is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Real_Texas is probably perfectly normal.  Probably. Maybe. Who cares? Real_Texas's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by e
    Eat a Bottle of Liquid Smoke
    and the corollary... DIAMTP
    die in a metal turkey pan
    I really like DIAMTP

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    nothing wrong with the wife cooking a tasty brisket in the oven. hell, my wife cooks a damn tasty brisket in the oven, Doc can attest. HOWEVER, I will never cook a brisket in the oven. I'll probably never smoke one either, but that's because I'm lazy, and while my wife's brisket is tasty, I'll never tell her or anyone else its the best ever. She also doesn't use liquid smoke, bbq sauce and she doesn't rinse her brisket either. Some people.

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    Classic.

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