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  1. 11-18-2009 09:20 PM #51
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    This should be in the "That's just wrong" thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Continental Op
    Have you tried hitting her?
    Or shaking, try shaking the shit out of her
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    dude, you are pitiful.

    and you say she's a huge horn fan but she still won't accept that you can go see the movie at 5 different times a day for the next two months

    i don't feel sorry for you, oh wait, yes, yes i do feel sorry for you
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    the only pussy you are controlled by is your own
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    because the other 351 nights that UT doesn't play just wouldn't work...
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    I would go to alamo's site buy some tickets to an early afternoon show NOW
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    I feel too bad for the original poster's utter and complete loss of manhood to make fun of him. Seriously, NO one should ever be this emasculated.
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    Wait a second..you are turning 40, this is your second wife, and you're going to a teeny bopper movie on a Saturday night instead of the Horns last home game during an undefeated season...geesh.
    Do you and your wife also live with your/her parents?
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    He may be forty, but he's no man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scraps
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    No shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellraiser97
    I feel too bad for the original poster's utter and complete loss of manhood to make fun of him. Seriously, NO one should ever be this emasculated.
    Eddie Money, you may be brokering the wrong tickets!
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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostOfTomJoad
    She's promised me "every door is open" while we're celebrating my birthday.
    Did you tell her this season's theme is NLAA?
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    Paging blacklab... please change GOTJ from "asshat" to "Team Edward" or "Team Jacob"--you know, depending on if his wife likes the vampire or the werewolf.
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    Unless she's the blonde chick on V, it ain't worth it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostOfTomJoad
    Yes, she's smoking hot. She's blonde, did her undergrad @ Baylor, & has a twin sister. She's promised me "every door is open" while we're celebrating my birthday.
    Your one hope for redemption is to donkey punch her.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryGandorf
    you had me at 40.
    Fuck that. I turn 40 next year. My wife KNOWS that Saturdays are for football. I don't leave the house, I don't cook, I don't clean and I barely make sure the yard apes don't kill each other. Texas is on and I'm in front of a TV.

    And you guys think my wife carries my balls around in her purse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by McNelly
    Wait a second..you are turning 40, this is your second wife, and you're going to a teeny bopper movie on a Saturday night instead of the Horns last home game during an undefeated season...geesh.
    Do you and your wife also live with your/her parents?
    No shit. Act like a man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostOfTomJoad
    She's promised me "every door is open" while we're celebrating my birthday.
    Is she talking about her "doors" or yours?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasimofo
    Is she talking about her "doors" or yours?
    Good point. Odds are he takes the strap-on too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackamacgowski
    I still don't understand the "spent weeks getting tickets" thing.
    Apparently the thing's been pre-sold for weeks to thousands of teenage girls. I told her the only way I was going to see it was @ the Alamo so I could at least drink throughout the fucking thing. They were sold out, but opened up new seats earlier this week. She was able to get some the other day.

    Yeah, I'm a pussy. But would a pussy really share something this humiliating w/ the shag if deep down he wasn't a man?
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    you're kinda a puss.

    Edit: I told my wife about this. She thinks your a puss too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quasimofo
    Is she talking about her "doors" or yours?
    Fuck. I'd better get clarification on that detail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostOfTomJoad
    She absolutely knows. And she's almost as committed as I am. We plan our weekends around the games, either going to them, tailgating, or watching them on TV.

    She actually admitted to feeling bad about getting the movie tix (she thought the game was @ 2:30, not 7:00).

    I've chosen to approach it this way: I now have carte blanche to gamble & drink as much as I want next week.

    last home game of the year, senior day(night), historic record for colt v a movie designed for 13 yr old girls but gosh gee you can drink all the Malibu with orange juice you can get a hold of and she lets you have the c/c next week.
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    Saturday is the only night that movie is playing, then, they're burning all copies. You made a good deci...oh, wait....

    Others that share your decision making skills...





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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostOfTomJoad
    Quote Originally Posted by crackamacgowski
    I still don't understand the "spent weeks getting tickets" thing.
    Apparently the thing's been pre-sold for weeks to thousands of teenage girls. I told her the only way I was going to see it was @ the Alamo so I could at least drink throughout the fucking thing. They were sold out, but opened up new seats earlier this week. She was able to get some the other day.

    Yeah, I'm a pussy. But would a pussy really share something this humiliating w/ the shag if deep down he wasn't a man?
    Correct me if I'm wrong but there are 3 other Alamo location in Austin, no? All of them have simultaneously sold out for weeks? And even if they have, it's a fucking movie. It will be out for a while. It's really that important to her to see a shitty vampire/werewolves movie with you in attendance? My wife wants to see tons of shitty chick movies but I'm not forced to go to any of them. She has chick friends for that. Why would you agree to this? I just don't get it. You realize this is the last chance you'll have to see Kindle, Shipley, and Colt playing a game at home, right?
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    Oh and make sure to order a bitch drink when you go. Wow, just... wow.
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    to the OP......damn. your balls.....so sorry about them, they have obviously had better days....and must have been worth pride at some point in your life....my condolences
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    The only saving grace is having a chip in the big game. I can hold this shit over her head for fucking years to come. This will get me out of numerous future weddings, reunions, etc., by simply bringing up the "remember the time we missed Colt's last game @ Texas to go see a teenage vampire flick?"

    It's all coming together.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostOfTomJoad
    did her undergrad @ Baylor
    she's punishing you for last week. like you didn't see this one coming? take her to a sunday movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostOfTomJoad
    The only saving grace is having a chip in the big game. I can hold this shit over her head for fucking years to come. This will get me out of numerous future weddings, reunions, etc., by simply bringing up the "remember the time we missed Colt's last game @ Texas to go see a teenage vampire flick?"

    It's all coming together.
    You obviously haven't been married long...there are blackout dates on those "cash ins"
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    Wow, way to fall on that grenade so you'll earn the Purple Heart. Enjoy watching Edward brood while the rest of us are enjoying Colt breaking the record.
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    http://stagevu.com/

    http://veehd.com/

    http://freefullmovies.net/

    http://www.watch-movies-online.tv/

    the movie will be on one of the sites by the time you get home from the football game. you really need to upload pics youve taken from the game.
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    why don't you sell those movie tickets and make a shit load more of money?
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    No sex is worth missing Colt's last game for a fucking teeny bopper Vampire movie.

    You, sir, have no balls.

    And Creasy's selection for Team Jacob or Team Edward is brilliant.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sac
    You obviously haven't been married long...
    that's what I was thinking.
    The wife is never there to negotiate. She's there to take it all.
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    who the FUCK cares that the movie is sold out- you are missing the point everyone has told you. This movie will play all week, and the next week, and hell, you may even be able to watch the fucking thing in Vegas.


    Getting pooper action does NOT diminish the stupidness of this post. Nevermind that its your second time at the rodeo. Tell her to take a friend and you will do the same- at the fucking game. I dont care how bad she feels.

    *AND* if this movie is as sold out as you claim- then fucking sell the tickets at a profit.

    but I cant understand why the fuck teenage girls would want to watch the movie at the drafthouse in the first place- they cant take advantage of the drafthouse, and instead will pay more for the honor of watching the movie at the drafthouse?

    BULLSHIT

    you are getting played, and you are going to miss senior day just so you can fuck your wife in the ass one time and get your bi-yearly blowjob allowance.

    send your man card to Mr Mom there in Seattle- at least that fucker has the excuse that he tricked his wife into being the moneymaker.
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    Sounds like you don't have a chance of getting out of the movie. With that in mind, I suggest you do everything possible to acquire tickets to a showing on Friday night. (assuming it opens Friday like every other movie) That seems like a possible way out because you would be surprising her by going a day earlier, on opening night no less, and then there would be no point in doing a repeat on Saturday. Have her sell her tickets to a friend or something. And take her out to a nice dinner somewhere beforehand. Make the whole thing a date and be proactive in planning it, then she wins on Friday and you both win on Saturday.


    Man I have a wedding to go to on Saturday evening that I was really depressed about. This cheered me up...slightly. No wait I'm still pissed, just not as pissed as you I guess.
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    so your wife is a sooner?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostOfTomJoad
    She absolutely knows. And she's almost as committed as I am. We plan our weekends around the games, either going to them, tailgating, or watching them on TV.

    She actually admitted to feeling bad about getting the movie tix (she thought the game was @ 2:30, not 7:00).

    I've chosen to approach it this way: I now have carte blanche to gamble & drink as much as I want next week.
    i am so never getting married.
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    after thinking about it, i have changed my opinion and will now trade my game ticket for a twilight ticket. any takers?
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