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  1. 11-18-2009 10:15 PM #101
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    if this is married life, i am never getting married
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    Quote Originally Posted by mdmost
    Correct me if I'm wrong but there are 3 other Alamo location in Austin, no? All of them have simultaneously sold out for weeks? And even if they have, it's a fucking movie. It will be out for a while. It's really that important to her to see a shitty vampire/werewolves movie with you in attendance? My wife wants to see tons of shitty chick movies but I'm not forced to go to any of them. She has chick friends for that. Why would you agree to this? I just don't get it. You realize this is the last chance you'll have to see Kindle, Shipley, and Colt playing a game at home, right?

    That is why I said go to an earlier showing, I just looked at their website and the one on South Lamar still has tickets to the 12:25 and 3:35 show.

    The op is fucking retarded
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigup2dahorns
    if this is married life, i am never getting married
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    Quote Originally Posted by Macanudo
    Fuck that. I turn 40 next year. My wife KNOWS that Saturdays are for football. I don't leave the house, I don't cook, I don't clean and I barely make sure the yard apes don't kill each other. Texas is on and I'm in front of a TV.

    And you guys think my wife carries my balls around in her purse.
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    that's all I'm saying
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    This is not married life. This is the OP's life.

    I can't say anything that hasn't been said, other than you should be ashamed of being a pedophile. She must be 13 if fucking Twilight means this much to her. The fact you married someone with teenage tastes is almost as embarrassing as the fact you're missing the game to see a vampire movie. Well, okay, not even close. But it's pretty embarrassing.

    Oh yeah, my wife is steam cleaning the carpets in our house right now while I post on shaggy and watch a fucking MAC football game on ESPN2 and the Longhorn basketball team play Western Carolina on ESPNU.

    You suck at life.
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    I might not make the game, but that is because I am going to be working 18 hour days for the next few weeks, just bought a new house, and have tons of shit I need to get done this weekend, and won't have next weekend because of aggy and holidays.

    I also don't live in Austin.
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    Quote Originally Posted by utexas_61
    I might not make the game, but that is because I am going to be working 18 hour days for the next few weeks, just bought a new house, and have tons of shit I need to get done this weekend, and won't have next weekend because of aggy and holidays.

    I also don't live in Austin.
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    Everytime I think this is because of Twilight I become more and more enraged.
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    I won't make the game because we're having a baby on Friday morning... and that's a sketchy excuse but yours... oh man. Are you going to wear a skirt to the movie?
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    If your wife actually loved you she would have bought you two tickets to the midnight screening on Friday.
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    Seriously. Just go see the fucking movie in Vegas. There's a theatre at The Palms.
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    I didn't read this whole thread, so if you're joking or something, I apologize.

    But your wife must fucking hate you or something. It's a movie. They play at various times of every day. Didn't see it Saturday? No problem, it's playing hundreds of times THE VERY NEXT FUCKING DAY all over Austin. That's what's great about movies; you can watch them whenever the fuck you want.

    But again, I didn't read the thread, so maybe you were just kidding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by crackamacgowski
    Everytime I think this is because of Twilight I become more and more enraged.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red Five
    I didn't read this whole thread, so if you're joking or something, I apologize.

    But your wife must fucking hate you or something. It's a movie. They play at various times of every day. Didn't see it Saturday? No problem, it's playing hundreds of times THE VERY NEXT FUCKING DAY all over Austin. That's what's great about movies; you can watch them whenever the fuck you want.

    But again, I didn't read the thread, so maybe you were just kidding.
    He isn't.
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    I have to admit, though, this may be the first time I've seen a thread with "EVER" in the title that was accurate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Huckleberry
    I have to admit, though, this may be the first time I've seen a thread with "EVER" in the title that was accurate.
  20. 11-18-2009 11:00 PM #120
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    Hahahahahahahahahah I was going to post up not to feel bad because I too will be missing this week's game but at least I'm picking up a car in Charlotte and stopping at the UVa @ Clemson game on my way home.
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    Atleast we know who wears the pants in the OP's relationship.

    Every man needs to lay down the rules before he gets hitched. NOTHING interferes with football season.
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    No good ever came from this thing they call "Twilight".
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    WTF?

    Should this anger me? I guess it does, because I'm used to women pulling fucking stupid shit like this to me and all of my friends. Tell her you'll see the shitty movie with her literally any other time.

    Fucking Christ. And while you're at it, you might want to tell her that you'll be busy Thanksgiving night, as well as the night of January 7th.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostOfTomJoad
    The only saving grace is having a chip in the big game. I can hold this shit over her head for fucking years to come. This will get me out of numerous future weddings, reunions, etc., by simply bringing up the "remember the time we missed Colt's last game @ Texas to go see a teenage vampire flick?"
    Dream the fuck on. She already gave you the response you're going to get whenever you attempt to use that against her. "Big fucking deal, it was Kansas, we beat them by 40 points."
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    Re: The worst reason EVER to miss a Texas game

    Quote Originally Posted by GhostOfTomJoad
    So not only will I not be at Senior Day this Saturday to see Colt break the all time wins record as well as send off the seniors in style, I won't even be able to watch it at home or in a sports bar.

    Why?

    Because my wife spent weeks getting us tickets to see Twilight: New Moon at the Drafthouse @ 7PM on Saturday.

    Kill me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rage-a-holic
    Dream the fuck on. She already gave you the response you're going to get whenever you attempt to use that against her. "Big fucking deal, it was Kansas, we beat them by 40 points."
    Wait until she uses this one:

    "You can't try to use that against me now. It wasn't important enough at the time for you to skip a teeny-bopper vampire movie, so you can't pretend like it's important now."

    The OP will have no logical counterargument.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostOfTomJoad
    Yes, she's smoking hot. She's blonde, did her undergrad @ Baylor, & has a twin sister. She's promised me "every door is open" while we're celebrating my birthday.
    You need to find out if all the sister's doors are open too. This is the only thing that could make me possibly, maybe miss the game.

    Quote Originally Posted by GhostOfTomJoad
    She absolutely knows. And she's almost as committed as I am.
    I don't think you know what the word "committed" means.

    Quote Originally Posted by GhostOfTomJoad
    The only saving grace is having a chip in the big game. I can hold this shit over her head for fucking years to come. This will get me out of numerous future weddings, reunions, etc., by simply bringing up the "remember the time we missed Colt's last game @ Texas to go see a teenage vampire flick?"

    It's all coming together.
    You don't really understand women, do you? You didn't sacrifice anything because you wanted to go to the movie and you love your wife and wanted to spend quality time with her. That's how it will be remembered for "fucking years to come".

    Quote Originally Posted by Huckleberry
    This is not married life. This is the OP's life.
    So very much this.
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    Usually, in threads like this, I feel sorry for the dogpile on the OP. Not this one. Twilight is shit and you suck
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rocko20
    NOTHING interferes with football season.
    Tell that to the Air Force
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    Quote Originally Posted by Huckleberry
    Wait until she uses this one:

    "You can't try to use that against me now. It wasn't important enough at the time for you to skip a teeny-bopper vampire movie, so you can't pretend like it's important now."

    The OP will have no logical counterargument.
    I'm pretty sure that's why uxoricide exists.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryGandorf
    wouldn't she have fun with the girls? does she have friends? can i send her some?.
    HG, please send said girlfriends to my wife.

    thanks.
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    man the fuck up and don't go
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    I will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever date a chick who doesn't understand and respect the fact that outside of maybe Rice (or a team of that ilk) I will not miss a Texas game.

    If that means I'm never getting married, so be it. Any chick worth it would let you watch the game in peace or watch it with you and maybe give you a bj at halftime.
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    i still can't believe this is real. our worlds are so different
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    ummm I would have told her to take a friend LOL I'd rather be at the football game!!!!!!!!
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    Mike Leech says tell her to take one of her fat little girlfriends
  39. 11-18-2009 11:28 PM #139
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    What the fuck? C'mon man. Nut up dude.
  41. 11-18-2009 11:36 PM #141
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    Quote Originally Posted by IPoopOnWhoop
    the only pussy you are controlled by is your own
    Fucking this. No matter how you try to spin this shit, I'm not buying it.
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    Tell her that you refuse to watch because of the underlying misogynistic themes.

    (also because it's a steaming pile of mormon propoganda)
  43. 11-18-2009 11:42 PM #143
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    As someone else suggested. If "all doors are open" then you should thrown in a donkey punch for good measure.
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    wait, wut? fuck that noise i would never see miss a horns game to see twilight.
  46. 11-18-2009 11:54 PM #146
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    I only read the initial post, and not any of the responses, but there is no fucking way this is a real post. No fucking way.
  47. 11-18-2009 11:59 PM #147
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Furley
    I like the way you think on this....Kudos to you good sir!
  48. 11-19-2009 12:03 AM #148
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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostOfTomJoad
    The only saving grace is having a chip in the big game. I can hold this shit over her head for fucking years to come. This will get me out of numerous future weddings, reunions, etc., by simply bringing up the "remember the time we missed Colt's last game @ Texas to go see a teenage vampire flick?"

    It's all coming together.
    Right, you stood up for yourself so well this time, I really see you bringing this up and winning an argument down the road.

    You have one seriously selfish bitch for a wife or whatever she is, and you are an absolutely giant gaping axe wound.
  49. 11-19-2009 12:07 AM #149
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    Quote Originally Posted by utexas_61
    Tell that to the Air Force
    The transformation from a boy to a man has to start somewhere.
  50. 11-19-2009 12:08 AM #150
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    are you fucking kidding me!!!.... I would miss my own wedding for this game....

    whoa>.... Fuck... sorry man.... fuck all that shit.... that's what sunday's are for.
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