The worst reason EVER to miss a Texas game

[LonghornSean]

No way this is real.


I mean, COME THE FUCK ON.

[achooloco]

someone said watch it in vegas and i agree. say its something that both of you can share and make it yours or some shit. especially since she thinks vegas is an ex thing, it might work. does vegas have an imax? are they showing it at that location? fuck, there are about a million different options that could kill two birds with one stone here if you take about 30 minutes on the internets to sort it out. quit being lazy and pussy whipped and man up.

[DCA_HORN]

GOTJ, congrats you have reached the Derka and Grendel ability to start a complete failure of a thread.

[KingKoopa]

sorry to pile on, but the movie will still be in theaters the following day, and the next, and the next...

sounds like a power play.

[MrPhlegm]

wooden stake motherfucker, USE IT!

[gs1]

ha this isnt real. i recall a thread like this at HF last year. you almost had me.

[UTfootballFan]

I am a woman. I can't imagine being the kind of woman who would do something like this. Good lord, no wonder you guys think women are ridiculously needy bitches. Who's raising these idiotic girls to be so, so, ... I think devious might be the right word. "If you really love me you'll go to this movie with me, even though you'll hate it." Bah! You guys need to start looking for the sensible, confident in herself, kind of woman, who won't play these stupid, stupid games.

[Horny04]

This...this is bad.

In defense of relationships/marriage to all of you haters:

I stupidly agreed to go to a social event with my Fiancee around 6ish this Saturday thinking the game was earlier.

After we had committed to it, I told her about my mistake, and her response was "Ok fine we'll leave early, you won't miss the game"

And she is going stag to her company Christmas party because I'll be in Dallas for the big 12 game.

And she chases ME around the house trying to get me naked. And she's hot.

Ok I feel better.

[TrashMaster G]

I'm sorry, but I gotta call bullshit.

[zzzz]

Not surprised she wants to see Twilight. Sounds like she has fangs.

[Macanudo]

wooden stake motherfucker, USE IT!

Yes. This. Do it, Van Helsing.

[TxArch]

[honolulu horn]

My wife bought me two tickets to the Rose Bowl game against USC, and told me the second ticket was for my buddy and not for her. We both graduated from UT and went to plenty of games together, but she knew that I would have more fun with my buddy. That's a wife you want to keep around.

[runthebone]

What the fuck is Twilight? I can only tell by inference that it fucking sucks unless you are a certain type of girl or a guy who loves dicks. This "prove how much I mean to you" bullshit does not apply during the 3 hours a week Texas plays.

[Bernard]

If this is real, then the OP is the most retarded fucker I've ever read about since the time I read the story about the guy who married a chick that turned out to be a DUDE and didn't even figure it out until a couple years after the wedding.

The only thing worse than the original post is the justifications he keeps trying to come up with. Pathetic (but only because I don't know a word for pathetic x 1000). He thinks he's building up credits that he'll cash in later. FUCKING HILARIOUS. Truth is that she now knows with 100% certainty that she owns your ass. If you'll give up this, you'll give up anything. Your life is on an express train to Suckville and you don't even know it.

Bernard

[Jive Turkey]

real or not, it's entertaining.

and if it is real, the wife must have something huge hanging over TomChoad's head. he must have fucked up in the past, and this is his punishment.

[ATX_INTELLECT]

I was going to post a hilarious picture...but at this point it would just be piling on.

[hookemsaint88]

You better hate fuck this chick Saturday night.

haha.. i laughed

[slorch]

Mike Leech says tell her to take one of her fat little girlfriends

Mike Leach says, " Son, you gotta swing your sword! You have a sword don't you?"

Mike Gundy says, " You're gonna be 40, Be a Man!"

Mark Mangino says," I bet she'd taste better in butter..."

Stoops said, " Cheating ain't that bad. You'll get used to it."

Art Briles said, "When your main gun goes down(whether it's your backbone or RG III,) you'll never recover."

Mike Sherman says, "You might think you're an NFL level husband, but you need to ride the pine."

Bo Pelini says, " Holy ^**((&^%$ son!!!!( arms waving wildly with contorted face) What kind of play call is that?"

Dan Hawkins says, " I got a letter... Seems someone's gonna get their feelings hurt because you want to see the Texas game Saturday night? Well they have 8 months of the offseason, 6 days a week during the season , and now they're a little bummed out because you want to watch the UT game Saturday night... This is DIVISION I FOOTBALL! IT'S THE BIG XII!. It's MARRIAGE! If you want to go see Twilight, Go date someone in junior high, brother."

Mack Brown put an asterisk on your marriage.

[GhostOfTomJoad]

OK, OK...everything's cool. Tix have been swapped out for a Sunday showing. We'll be watching the game w/ some new neighbors of ours who moved in down the street a few weeks ago.

I've gotta say it's quite an experience to take the brunt of a full on Shag attack. I mean I've read 'em, contributed to 'em, and laughed at 'em for years, but when the barrel is pointed directly at you it's something else. I think 'GhostOfTomChoad' was my favorite bit.

[mdmost]

You still need some sort of punishment for even bringing this nonsense to the Shag. I mean really, missing Senior Day for a movie? Why would you even allow that thought to enter her head?

[slorch]

Peer pressure...it's fucking great!

[MNLonghorn10]

OK, OK...everything's cool. Tix have been swapped out for a Sunday showing. We'll be watching the game w/ some new neighbors of ours who moved in down the street a few weeks ago.

I've gotta say it's quite an experience to take the brunt of a full on Shag attack. I mean I've read 'em, contributed to 'em, and laughed at 'em for years, but when the barrel is pointed directly at you it's something else. I think 'GhostOfTomChoad' was my favorite bit.

that should've been done the same minute you found out it was on saturday night at 7:30.

and yes, taking the brunt from shaggy sucks. it's like a bunch of critters that just attack you from all directions.

[GhostOfTomJoad]

You still need some sort of punishment for even bringing this nonsense to the Shag. I mean really, missing Senior Day for a movie? Why would you even allow that thought to enter her head?

C'mon, what would the Shag do if things like this weren't vented here? The Shag must be fed raw meat from time to time. It's like Pacino's Vincent Hanna in Heat. It's gotta be out there moving in the dark...on the edge...keeps it sharp.

[Bob Lives!]

I still don't like you.

[llogg]

This is what you get for marrying a 13 year old.

This post did not get enough credit on this thread. Also, it would have been worth it if the twin sister was in play as part of the "all doors are open" bit. I figured that was the whole reason for mentioning that she had a twin. Also would have been worth it if it implied she was one of the Bush twins and you got to go NLAA for a week.

[CPHornFan]

I am a woman. I can't imagine being the kind of woman who would do something like this. Good lord, no wonder you guys think women are ridiculously needy bitches. Who's raising these idiotic girls to be so, so, ... I think devious might be the right word. "If you really love me you'll go to this movie with me, even though you'll hate it." Bah! You guys need to start looking for the sensible, confident in herself, kind of woman, who won't play these stupid, stupid games.

Yep, that would be my wife. She knows that every Saturday & Sunday I'm in front of the TV watching the Longhorns and the Cowboys and she's fine with it. She has her stuff and I have mine and that's the way it should be.

[Beau Vine]

What everyone said.

[Urinal Cake]

if you're going to be a fag do the matinee you retard

[GraciePie]

Have you tried explaining to the wife that the Twilight movie will be playing every single day, multiple times a day, for the rest of the year?

She sounds like a bitch.

[UTEX90]

OK, OK...everything's cool. Tix have been swapped out for a Sunday showing. We'll be watching the game w/ some new neighbors of ours who moved in down the street a few weeks ago.

I've gotta say it's quite an experience to take the brunt of a full on Shag attack. I mean I've read 'em, contributed to 'em, and laughed at 'em for years, but when the barrel is pointed directly at you it's something else. I think 'GhostOfTomChoad' was my favorite bit.

Im falling into the, "This wasn't real" camp. But way to stir the pot.

[Horny04]

I'm falling into the "He's just saying that they changed their plans but in reality his wife still has his balls in a lockbox and they're gonna be eating popcorn and watching teen vampires on Saturday night" camp.

[Scooter]

I still don't like you.

[smoky b]

I refuse to believe we have fans like this...

[Deguello]

This can't be real.

[hitbyatrain]

Wait. All this bullshit AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO THE GAME?

This isn't over. No fucking way.

[rtchorn]

OK, OK...everything's cool. Tix have been swapped out for a Sunday showing. We'll be watching the game w/ some new neighbors of ours who moved in down the street a few weeks ago.

I've gotta say it's quite an experience to take the brunt of a full on Shag attack. I mean I've read 'em, contributed to 'em, and laughed at 'em for years, but when the barrel is pointed directly at you it's something else. I think 'GhostOfTomChoad' was my favorite bit.

I have less respect for you for having changed it. You're really going to let a bunch of message board idiots dictate what you do? That's dumber than skipping the game to watch Twilight.

[horngrad03]

I'm falling into the "He's just saying that they changed their plans but in reality his wife still has his balls in a lockbox and they're gonna be eating popcorn and watching teen vampires on Saturday night" camp.

+1

And I'm calliny my fiancee to tell her I love her because she would never pull this bullshit.

[hookemATL]

Maybe there is some type of compromise you could come to like...maybe you murder her with a rock or something, then you go to the game AND you dont have to see that shitty shit movie. Just an idea.

[longhrnfan]

So not only will I not be at Senior Day this Saturday to see Colt break the all time wins record as well as send off the seniors in style, I won't even be able to watch it at home or in a sports bar.

Why?

Because my wife spent weeks getting us tickets to see Twilight: New Moon at the Drafthouse @ 7PM on Saturday.

Kill me.

you know... I'm a divorce attorney.

[qB1012]

I would go to alamo's site buy some tickets to an early afternoon show NOW

THIS!

[IPoopOnWhoop]

I have less respect for you for having changed it. You're really going to let a bunch of message board idiots dictate what you do? That's dumber than skipping the game to watch Twilight.

it's a lot worse that he had to ask in the first place.

[flaco]

So is the pooper offer off the table now?

[Eastwood22]

It's not like this date hasn't been on the calendar since last year. I find your lack of foresight disturbing.

[qB1012]

if you're going to be a fag do the matinee you retard

and this made me lol in class.

[Sii]

you still better at least get pooper out of this and give her a big cum blast to the face

[skipperj]

FWIW, there are still tickets available at both the Lake Creek and Village locations for the 7:00/7:15 showing on Saturday night. Doesn't sound like it was that hard a ticket to get.

So, if she claims she was "trying for weeks" to get them, so she just bought them when they released new tickets, call her on her bullshit.

And don't give me any BS about you living south so want to go to the South Lamar location. I live south and go to Village all the time if the times are better.

[CaptainEd]

So not only will I not be at Senior Day this Saturday to see Colt break the all time wins record as well as send off the seniors in style, I won't even be able to watch it at home or in a sports bar.

Why?

Because my wife spent weeks getting us tickets to see Twilight: New Moon at the Drafthouse @ 7PM on Saturday.

Kill me.

what the fuck.

[elguapo]

Her attitude about this Saturday (although she's also a Texas Ex & huge 'horn fan; even named our 2nd cat Major) is "it's fucking Kansas, we'll beat them by 40 points" so therefore it's more important that I show her how much I respect things she's passionate about & sacrifice a little for her.

You're wife is passionate about Twilight? Seriously?

What's next? Are you going to miss the Big 12 championship to go to the spa with her because "it's fucking Nebraska, we'll beat them by 40 points"?

[aaronisnotcool]

well its good that you compromised with you wife. i have no problems with what he would've done on saturday.