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    My wife took this pic on a bathroom run in the first quarter....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Massive Horn
    I'm on the left.

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    The attention to detail in the drawings is great.

    /classics

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    Quote Originally Posted by HornMafia
    My wife took this pic on a bathroom run in the first quarter....

    Holy shit, is that UT pimp?

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    That picture adds even more epicness to the so called "longhorn pimp"

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    How come when we finally get a close up of wifey, her boobs disappear?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tx ind
    I'm intrigued. Did he have the full pimp outfit on? Did it have longhorns on it? How long was the ho train?
    Full outfit. Completely committed to the way of life by all indications.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HornMafia
    My wife took this pic on a bathroom run in the first quarter....


    AHAHHAHHHHHHHHH THAT'S HIM!!!!!!

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    Laughed so hard I cried.

    MS Paint skills are outstanding.

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    Someone get a Longhorn Pimp Legal Defense Fund started. STAT.

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    I draw dicks. No homo. THujone aka Old Freak Nasty THujone aka Old Freak Nasty THujone aka Old Freak Nasty THujone aka Old Freak Nasty THujone aka Old Freak Nasty THujone aka Old Freak Nasty THujone aka Old Freak Nasty THujone aka Old Freak Nasty THujone aka Old Freak Nasty THujone aka Old Freak Nasty THujone aka Old Freak Nasty THujone's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Massive Horn
    I'm on the left.
    Actually, the guy looked like the guy on the right. If you said you were the guy on the right (actually cooking), I might buy it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HornMafia
    My wife took this pic on a bathroom run in the first quarter....

    The Man. The Myth. The Legend.

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    here - now someone can see it.....buncha no-contrast-using a-holes on this site.


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    i love it.

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    you created a great avatar ryanUT

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatAtUT
    you created a great avatar ryanUT


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    Quote Originally Posted by Beau Vine
    Classics.


    Quote Originally Posted by Trumpette09
    Fantastic.

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    When you google "Longhorn pimp," this is one of the first hits...

    http://www.pimpinshoes.com/product/3...E_PENDANT.html

    How many of you have one of these $15 badboys?

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    hornmafia's wife kind of sucks at taking pictures.

    just sayin.

    however, i assume that getting a clear shot of the legendary LonghornPimp is somewhat like getting a good shot of bigfoot. we're probably lucky she didn't drop the camera/cellphone in a state of hysteria.

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    I LOL'd.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beau Vine
    When you google "Longhorn pimp," this is one of the first hits...

    http://www.pimpinshoes.com/product/3...E_PENDANT.html

    How many of you have one of these $15 badboys?
    The pimpshoes with the dice are right up LP's alley.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PhatAtUT
    you created a great avatar ryanUT
    hey now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PokerFace
    I'm impressed with your MS paint skills. Who knew you were such the artist?
    I was the editorial cartoonist at the Daily Texan for 6 years. 1995-2001. I mastered stick figure drawing when I was too lazy to really put some effort into it. Thanks.

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    THujone is white????

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    you created a great avatar ryanUT
    Is there any doubt this one is going to classics now?

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    I can't stop laughing! OMG! my side hurts! LMAO! well done Sr

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    Quote Originally Posted by THujone
    I was the editorial cartoonist at the Daily Texan for 6 years. 1995-2001. I mastered stick figure drawing when I was too lazy to really put some effort into it. Thanks.
    were you the genius behind the testicle cartoon that ran around that time? that was brilliant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beer
    here - now someone can see it.....buncha no-contrast-using a-holes on this site.

    Is that Travis Barker on the right?

    Great fuckin story arch, btw. I look forward to your Rice illustration.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beer
    here - now someone can see it.....buncha no-contrast-using a-holes on this site.

    Is that fire to the left?

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishtexan
    were you the genius behind the testicle cartoon that ran around that time? that was brilliant.
    Nutty The Cat With Testicles for Legs?

    I detected the similarity too. Very Daily Texan Funnies quality to your work, sir.

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    Damn, Ryan beat me to it

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishtexan
    were you the genius behind the testicle cartoon that ran around that time? that was brilliant.
    If you're talking about "Nutty: The Squirrel with Testicles for Legs" that was unfortunately not me. That was a strip cartoon in back. I was on page 4 w/ editorials. That said, Nutty was brilliant.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chupacabra

    hahahaha, holy shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by THujone
    If you're talking about "Nutty: The Squirrel with Testicles for Legs" that was unfortunately not me. That was a strip cartoon in back. I was on page 4 w/ editorials. That said, Nutty was brilliant.
    YES! but wasn't it a kitten, as another poster pointed out earlier? I knew there was some sort of testicle/legs component. that cartoon was genius.

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    God bless UT Pimp.

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    Damn, Ryan beat me to it
    Don't even think about it OUsuxinDallas!

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    im reading this at work, on the toilet, off my blackberry. when i saw longhorn pimp, i lost it. cracking up on the throne from shaggy...awesome

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    Goddamn outstanding post. I tip my sombrero to you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HornMafia
    My wife took this pic on a bathroom run in the first quarter....

    gold.

    nice headsets, cops. were they in the middle of a call of duty match?

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    the benches are like 1" taller than the concrete steps behind them, wtf

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    Standing on the bleachers is Aggie-esque. Other than that, good story. You should have beeped his nose and thrown a coke on him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chupacabra
    new monitor quality!!

    bwwwhwwhwahhhwhwhwaha!!

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    I'm gonna go ahead & put this in Bellmont for Classics; someone else needs to get in there & let Bob know when to put the lock on & move it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 210816horn
    All stories on shaggy should now be in MS Paint, permanently.
    I concur... I almost want to MS Paint my late 4th quarter encounter with an Alabama chick and her drunk boyfriend, which culminated with me calling her a a see-you-next-tuesday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by irishtexan
    YES! but wasn't it a kitten, as another poster pointed out earlier? I knew there was some sort of testicle/legs component. that cartoon was genius.
    It was definitely a kitten. Nutty: The kitten with testicles for legs.

    Does anyone know where I can find some copies?

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    Fuuuck, images aren't working for me.

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    ^^^^ I just LOL'ed out loud!!

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