My Bad Fan MNC Game Experience: In MS PAINT-Pimp Appears P.8

[THujone]

the angry dad look and the worried mom look in the first illustration make the whole thread. everything else is gravy.

Done.

[THujone]

THujone this is 1000X better than dumbass game thread titles

Haha. Well, don't count on me giving up on the thread titles, brah. :D

[vtaenz]

Awesome.

[giggity]

wrong shade of orange... i kid, this is greatness

[oh_snap44]

Boom, motherfucker.

Hook this.

[Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand]

Done.

haha! especially the worried mom look. the oblivious kids look added to the whole composition as well.

[capnamerca1]

I'm sitting in the Manchester airport, and tears are STREAMING down my face. Read the entire thread, and i'm buying a fucking shirt. EPIC.

Oh, and in before classics.

[crimsonlonghorn]

1. is that dude with the blackhole on his face you?

2. If yes, Why is that hand trying to poke your tit....If no, why are you trying to poke that dudes tit?

No, not me. Dude with the black hold on his face might not want his picture on Shaggy and didn't give me his permission. Pimp #2 obviously dressed like a pimp at a UT football game in Columbus, so I'm not thinking he cares.

When I heard about the UT pimp, I figured it was this guy as he's the only person I know with an orange pimp suit. I think he wore it to Pasadena for the first MNC, too.

No idea about the tit.

[xYu]

I love your expression on the last picture. In and of itself, it's ok...but when as a whole...it's awesome.

[CPHornFan]

When keepin' it real goes [s:257463ce22]wrong[/s:257463ce22] awesomely right...

fify

Note: not many people can pull that off, but don't hate on the man that can.

[attorney512]

just got mine...

[texassax]

Hook this.

you buying one?

[bigshark88]

This thread has made an otherwise tough Friday morning bearable.

MF in for a shirt. Allsome.

[210816horn]

Putting my order in.

Great F'n job THujone.

[jt]

Any other recommendations are welcome and I can add them to the shop.

front left breast:

back:

[Orange Sandman]

Will definitely buy a couple.


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And I want one of those like JT suggested.

[kevwun]

I saw a longhorn chick make a bama chick cry during the game. There were 2 bama guys and 1 chick in our area, everyone else were longhorns. The girl had the hounds tooth dress and pom pom deal, looked like a southern belle except with buck teeth. She got in to it with an old texas guy later in the game. The guy was admittedly a dick who yelled stupid shit the entire game. You all know the type. At some point bama chick must have taunted the old guy with her pom pom and things really escalated quickly to the point where I thought someone was going to punch the bama chick in the face. At that point a texas girl below the bama chick turned around and yelled to the bama chick that she was going to "break that pom pom in half and shove it up your ass" at which point bama chick started to cry.

[210816horn]

I saw a longhorn chick make a bama chick cry during the game. There were 2 bama guys and 1 chick in our area, everyone else were longhorns. The girl had the houndstooth dress and pom pom deal, looked like a southern bell except with buck teeth. She got in to it with an old texas guy later in the game. The guy was admittedly a dick who yelled stupid shit the entire game. You all know the type. At some point bama chick must have taunted the old guy with her pom pom and things really escalated quickly to the point where I thought someone was going to punch the bama chick in the face. At that point a texas girl below the bama chick turned around and yelled to the bama chick that she was going to "break that pom pom in half and shove it up your ass" at which point bama chick started to cry.

Umm...this makes no sense at all unless it's in MS Paint.

[DaHorns]

I have more photos and some videos on my FLIP from our hotel before the game and before tailgating before the BCS NCG game that I'll post later today.
I'll talk to PimpDaddy (aka UT Pimp) and tell him about this thread and shaggybevo. he'd fit right in (I think :-) )

now unfortunately that darn 4-letter word beckons (i.e.,work)...

[210816horn]

For a minute I thought the 4-letter word you were referring to was 'HOES', since he is UT Pimp.

[huge]

I know UT Pimp #2. Just wanted to toss that in there. I think he'll be proud to be a part of such awesomeness.

[LIMNdude]

In on the shirt. I hope I run into someone wearing one.

[Art Vandelay]

Exactly what JT suggested. That's what I want (please).

[Str3tch]

Exactly what JT suggested. That's what I want (please).

same

[Skipper]

Kevwum, were you in Section 27? I was right by those 3 Bama idiots. Trust me, the girl and the two guys (that were both blackout drunk) were definitely in the wrong and they almost got the shit kicked out of them by everyone in that area multiple times. As soon as I saw this thread I wish I had MS Paint skills so I could paint our experience with those 3 fuck heads the entire game.

What you saw at the end of the game was just an escalation of events from the prior 4 hours.

[Longhorn Messiah]

I saw a longhorn chick make a bama chick cry during the game. There were 2 bama guys and 1 chick in our area, everyone else were longhorns. The girl had the hounds tooth dress and pom pom deal, looked like a southern belle except with buck teeth. She got in to it with an old texas guy later in the game. The guy was admittedly a dick who yelled stupid shit the entire game. You all know the type. At some point bama chick must have taunted the old guy with her pom pom and things really escalated quickly to the point where I thought someone was going to punch the bama chick in the face. At that point a texas girl below the bama chick turned around and yelled to the bama chick that she was going to "break that pom pom in half and shove it up your ass" at which point bama chick started to cry.

I'd pay top $ for a crying Bama girl MS paint t-shirt......GET TO WORK!

[kevwun]

Yep, we were in 27. We were probably 4 or 5 rows above the bama people so I couldn't hear what was going on the entire game and only noticed something was up when things got crazy at the end of the game.

My ms paint skills pale in comparison to TJ's and I couldn't do it justice.

[orange_xpress]

one of the best threads/stories in the HISTORY of the interwebs. Congratu-fucking-lations. Outstanding!!!

[shag gazin']

this thread is fucking brilliant.


can't decide on which shirt to get, but will definitely be ordering one.
gotta spread the legend of UT pimp around campus...

kudos.

[THujone]

I know UT Pimp #2. Just wanted to toss that in there. I think he'll be proud to be a part of such awesomeness.

GET HIM HERE NOW.

[Tasmaniac]

I wish I had the MS Paint skills to depict the enormous Bama fan that was struggling mightily to make it up the steps in my section just before the pre-game festivities. It must have taken her at least five minutes, one monumentally difficult step at a time. There was a huge line of anxious people behind her.

When she finally made it to the area in front of the tunnel, she just just laid down. She could go no further. Her husband and the security guy were trying to help her up, but it was no small feat. She was just too heavy to lift.

The guy behind me said "Roll Tide".

[spankytoes]

We need physical evidence of someone wearing that thong.

[HornsN04]

We need physical evidence of someone wearing that thong.

I'm sure one of the guys wouldn't mind modeling it for you.

[Skipper]

I was one row down from the Bama Inbreds in 27 and 4 seats over. Needless to say if I would have been 4 seats to my right I most certainly would have been in jail.

Those fucks were so drunk they couldn't keep their balance (especially the fat motherfucker) and kept bumping into everyone. The worst was they would lose control of their damn pom poms and keep hitting the people in front of them in the head. This would happen, about 5 guys in the section would threaten to kick their ass if they couldn't control themselves, they would calm down for 5-10 minutes, then do it again. Rinse, repeat. It was absurd - it it wasn't such a damn trek from the middle of the section I have no doubt someone would have brought the police over. I'm also pretty sure they have no memory from being at the game at all.

To keep this on topic, it's too bad UT Pimp wasn't seated directly in front of them. That would have been epic.

[kevwun]

Sounds like she got what she deserved then. I hear you on the being packed in. We never left our seats because it would have been almost impossible to get to the aisles during the game from where we were sitting.

[fortyakers]

Shaggy...I love you. I really do.

[Ghost of LL]

At the last Rose Bowl, UT pimp was one of the last people to leave in our section. He was a few rows away and I took a pic with him. Said he got that outfit on Lower Greenville (go figure). But that time, he was, um, not really wearing pants. It was orange boxers like the coat. Can't remember the shoes but they weren't those in the pic above. Plus, unless he gained some weight, dyed his hair brown, and shrunk a few inches, there are 2 guys wearing that outfit.

Edit to add: And the guy I saw from the last game was also not wearing a shirt. Very professional wrestler look.

Yeah. I don't know who that guy was. At all.

[mez2]

i buying some of the thongs for my girlfriend

[Murfdogg21]

I didn't realize that rtchorn went was such a pimp.

I did a double-take myself. Eerily similar.

Great thread, boys!

[THujone]

i buying some of the thongs for my girlfriend

[Str3tch]

THujone, If you could set up the one JT was talking about..I'll take 2 now

[Trumpette09]

oh that thong is money

[THujone]

THujone, If you could set up the one JT was talking about..I'll take 2 now

My editing software is at home so I'll do this evening.

[210816horn]

Alright...which one of you assholes is going to start a Facebook fan page for UT Pimp?

[drew corleone]

I was one row down from the Bama Inbreds in 27 and 4 seats over. Needless to say if I would have been 4 seats to my right I most certainly would have been in jail.

Those fucks were so drunk they couldn't keep their balance (especially the fat motherfucker) and kept bumping into everyone. The worst was they would lose control of their damn pom poms and keep hitting the people in front of them in the head. This would happen, about 5 guys in the section would threaten to kick their ass if they couldn't control themselves, they would calm down for 5-10 minutes, then do it again. Rinse, repeat. It was absurd - it it wasn't such a damn trek from the middle of the section I have no doubt someone would have brought the police over. I'm also pretty sure they have no memory from being at the game at all.

To keep this on topic, it's too bad UT Pimp wasn't seated directly in front of them. That would have been epic.

Ha... Since a lot of us seemed to be in the same section.

So after Bama scores their unnecessary TD someone around us yells at Saban to have some class. I turn around around and yell something to the effect of, "does anyone expect class from Alabama?".

The girl (with the two drunk dudes) yells at me, "we're always classy, motherfucker" (definitely emphasizing the MF). My buddy turns her and tells her that she just proved out point, and we both go back to watching the final frustrating seconds.

So the bitch comes down 3-4 rows (by that time it was pretty clear around us) and starts waving her pom-poms, hitting my buddy in the head. After the 3rd time he turns back around and tells her that if she hits him again he's going to stick the pom pom straight up her ass. Words are exchanged and after a short back-and-forth I can't stay silent anymore, so I turn around and tell her something along the lines of, "would you quit being such a see-you-nest-tuesday, you stupid whore?". In retrospect, I regret taking it that far, but damn, she was being a see-you-next-tuesday and a whore.

30 second later her drunk douchebag boyfriend storms down the stands yelling that we went too far, and that my calling her a see-you-next-tuesday was unnecsesary (point taken). But he was doing that "someone hold me back so that I can look tough and not really have to mix it up" posturing. Some Texas fans 4-5 seats over and a few rows up yells at the guy to can it, so then the Bama fan turned and called him a fatass or something (he wasn't), so now this other Texas fan is having to be restrained from going after Bama douchebag.

All in all it was pretty funny. Some chick came up to me as I was leaving, and I thought for sure i was going to get reprimanded for using the see-you-next-tuesday word. Instead, she thanked me for standing up to "that bitch."

[Plain and Simple]

I had to type see you next tuesday on urban dictionary. Can we just say the word cunt?

[Meursault]

Yeah, did you really say that, or did you say cunt? Weird.

[mez2]

I did a double-take myself. Eerily similar.

Great thread, boys!

easiest way to determine if it's rtc is the amount of jaeger bombs present

[wildcat09]

I had to type see you next tuesday on urban dictionary. Can we just say the word cunt?

No shit.

[Sleepygrad]

im at the office and just read the whole thread.....one of the best things I've ever seen with my eyes. Ever. Facial expressions on some of those drawings were hilarious.