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cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
Yes, I called her a cunt. I figure I offended enough people in Section 27.
Drew, stuff like that was going on the entire game. The girl and her P Boyfriend weren't the main one's involved until the end of the game. For the main part, the boyfriend was doing the whole "hold me back" the whole time while the fat Billy Bob looking guy was starting shit. I swear you couldn't have imagined a better stereotype for fat alabama fucktard.
From play 1, they are cussing and doing their "roll tide" at the top of their lungs nonstop. Annoying and ballsy to do in a sea of orange but nothing they needed their asses kicked over. Then the fat fuck starts losing his balance and hitting the people in front of him with pom poms during big Bama plays. Now, the UT guy he's hitting is older and has his 10 year old son with him so he's trying to stay cool but finally turns around and says "look, you can yell and scream whatever you want but DO NOT hit me with that pom pom one more time" -It happens about 5 more times throughout the first half - At this point myself and a few others come to his defense and trust me the "stick that pom pom up your ass" line was used by numerous people that night. I almost certainly would have been in a fight if my girlfriend hadn't grabbed my arm, pulled me back and told me she could NOT handle this after last night (I was on VERY THIN ICE from the night before, long story, but basically bolted from my group to hang out in VIP at VY's party since I knew those guys, and the 10 ounces of petron poured in my cup made me think I was gone for 20 mins when it was actually 2 hours, nobody knew where I was, everyone hated me).
The point of the story is, the girl was a cunt and I'm glad you fucking said it. If anything would have gone down about 15 guys in that section would have jumped in immediately. I really hope that trio ended up in jail that night. Getting fired up just thinking about it. The only thing worse than watching that game unfold was watching it unfold next to those idiots.
Can one single thread change years of misplaced distaste for an institution? THujone, thank you.
Nice, Skipper. They were far enough from us that until the crowd thinned out at the end I didn't notice anything but the screams of "Roll Tide."
We were right behind two kids. It sucked ass. I like to cuss during football games. Stop glaring please. THujone, artistic renderings are welcome.
i was in section 27 row 37. my friend was in row 55. what row were these alabama folks? i didn't see any ruckus
What's with all these kids taking up seats, $1,000 seats? Here's what kids would rather be doing than being forced to attend a football game for 4 hours (with a 2-hour commute), broken down by age:
1 year old - pooping, sucking tit
2 year old - crashing, running into streets, pulling hair, grabbing sibling, hitting things
3 year old - see 2-year old
4-6 year old - playing with stuff
7-9 year old - running around. Sitting for 4 hours is utterly impossible, I guarantee that even the most die-hard 8 year old is miserable for 4 hours standing in the same spot (especially at Rose Bowl, where traveling to and from tunnel takes 45 minutes roundtrip)
10-12 year olds - Watching TV, playing video games. Die hard football fans may enjoy games.
13-17 - texting, playing video games. Diehard football fans may enjoy themselves.
PSA - Take adults to big games where alcohol, long lines are to be expected. Also, don't bring babies to games where the temperature exceeds 80-85 degrees. That's child abuse IMO.
Uh, oh. Please apologize to your friend for me and my drunken antics.Originally Posted by bigup2dahorns
Id buy it if it were benefiting the Shag....can anyone confirm or deny this?
We were in row 66 and they were 4 or 5 rows below us, maybe more. So somewhere around row 60.
Cafe Press is selling the shirts AT COST. I had the option to bump it up if I wanted, but frankly fuck that-that's a dick move. So I'm making nothing off of it and Shag gets the extra publicity and you get a great shirt.
Go buy one.
LL you should apologize for your antics....
And for the record Lil LL, who is just under 1 year old, was at the hotel with his Uncle who drove up from San Diego just to babysit for him.
Hrm...Is the logo ironed on? I'm considering getting the polo but don't want that ironed shit scratching my chest constantly.
Proper form would have been to point your index fingers at her like six shooters and yell, "SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU GODDAMNED WHORE!", then distractedly run your hands through your hair before sitting down.So the bitch comes down 3-4 rows (by that time it was pretty clear around us) and starts waving her pom-poms, hitting my buddy in the head. After the 3rd time he turns back around and tells her that if she hits him again he's going to stick the pom pom straight up her ass. Words are exchanged and after a short back-and-forth I can't stay silent anymore, so I turn around and tell her something along the lines of, "would you quit being such a see-you-nest-tuesday, you stupid whore?". In retrospect, I regret taking it that far, but damn, she was being a see-you-next-tuesday and a whore.
Not ironed on. It is a high-quality screen print per my understanding. It would actually cost more for cafepress to fabricate separate iron-ons and then iron them on and then send them to you.
Okay you convinced me.
I distinctly heard a ruckus.
Was the Alabama guy at issue in a Cody jersey?
this is THE BEST THREAD of the off-season
with all this yelling at mouthy Bama women going on, there is a surprising lack of "shut the fuck up you goddamn whore" responses
I say you have to have one of these shirts on to go to a shaggy tailgate. Either have one or GTFO.
I laughed so hard I sharted. You're "ummm, hook'em?" facial expression is simply priceless.
The speed with which this post went to 7 pages is amazing.
Damn I wanted that UT pimp avatar too.
10 have been purchased so far. So you motherfuckers need to get on this. These are CHEAP!!!!! We need the whole Shag contingent wearing them.
Could you describe the ruckus?
Im waiting on the jt suggested t-shirt.
testing the new avatar
no, i don't believe either of the bama guys were wearing jerseys.
"Watch your tongue, young man. Watch it!"
^^^Will make it happen this evening.
Another suggestion:
UT Pimp on front (badge) & back.
Best MSPaint thread ever? Maybe its just the off-season.
What a great thread. I'll be buying a JT version shirt.
Me too. No reason he should not be on this site. I'll see what I can do.
Yeah, we were Row 56 or 57.
Buying one tonight!
another suggestion, bump up the price one more dollar and donate to relief in haiti
fuck Haiti... I'd rather $$ go to blacklab for running this kickass website..
ditto this, ditto JT shirt, ditto the $14.99 one
I am getting the golf polo ... really!
Bravo!
Need that in black, it holds up better during chili cookoffs.
Okay. By popular demand: THE JT VERSION:
FRONT:BACK:
Women's as well.
FRONT:BACK:
Enjoy mofos.
For larger versions, go to www.cafepress.com/UT_Pimp , select the shirt and click on "larger" so you can see the awesome wording. Very pimpy.
He has one in real life when he's isn't PimpDaddy (aka UT Pimp)
I just sent him an email with a link to this thread, waiting for a reply.
a couple more from photos
ordered a ringer one....
fucking awesome...
Bravo indeed. Epic thread.
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