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  1. 05-06-2010 02:46 PM #1
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    Machete

    Jessica Alba, a border patrol agent, rallies a group of laborers while crying, "We didn't cross the border — the border crossed us!"
    Just got dropped off of lots of "would" lists. She might still be on mine.


    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010...migration-law/
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    The preview looks fucking awesome. The link in the fox article is broken....here is a link to the trailer:

    http://www.aintitcool.com/node/44943
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    Michelle Rodriguez is fucking hot, yet ugly, at the same time.
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    De Niro is in this? Holy shit.
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    Michelle Rodriguez is fucking hot, yet ugly, at the same time.
    She looks like Rosie perez. So, yeah.
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    Steven Seagal? In.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Apple Jack View Post
    Michelle Rodriguez is fucking hot, yet ugly, at the same time.
    I think she is legitimately hot, with no ugly in her at all. However, I resent the media shoving that ugly bitch Rosario Dawson down our throats.
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    nice. Frank Lapidus
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    This movie is going to kick so much ass. I loved Planet Terror, too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MissingInAction View Post
    Steven Seagal? In.
    +2, that looks so bad it might be good
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    This looks like the greatest cast ever assembled.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ajax View Post
    I think she is legitimately hot, with no ugly in her at all. However, I resent the media shoving that ugly bitch Rosario Dawson down our throats.
    Shame on you.

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    This is the preview from the Tarantino flick, right?
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    Correct. It's from Grindhouse. But Robert Rodriguez did a movie (Planet Terror) and Tarantino did the other (Death Proof).
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    i won't give anything away, but i know how the opening scene shakes out from people who read the script and it's just fantastic.

    i think rodriguez is hot, but i can't get into lesbians.
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    I think it's awesome that they are making this. If only we can get Thanksgiving made next. Must include turkey sodomy.
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    Pretty sure Thanksgiving is getting made. So is Hobo with a Shotgun, starring Rutger Hauer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryGandorf View Post
    i think rodriguez is hot, but i can't get into lesbians.


    that's what she said !
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    Quote Originally Posted by SydneyCarton View Post
    Pretty sure Thanksgiving is getting made. So is Hobo with a Shotgun, starring Rutger Hauer.

    White meat. Dark meat. All will be carved.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryGandorf View Post
    i think rodriguez is hot, but i can't get into lesbians.
    You can always trust her to get you home safe from the bar.
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    hell yeah !!!!

    ill be the guy walking in waving a us / mexico / texas flag all at once !!!!!
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    I got to watch them film several bits downtown, including a scene where a car explodes and Machete is knocked to the ground. Pretty cool view from my office.
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    I was really look forward to this but I have a HUGE problem with film makers getting political so I am going to pass
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    Quote Originally Posted by juz View Post
    I was really look forward to this but I have a HUGE problem with film makers getting political so I am going to pass
    You are over thinking it. The movie is about blowing shit up and lots of blood
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rigo84 View Post
    You are over thinking it. The movie is about blow shit up and lots of blood
    and about teaching a lesson, dont fuck with the wrong mexican
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    Quote Originally Posted by juz View Post
    I was really look forward to this but I have a HUGE problem with film makers getting political so I am going to pass
    If movies you think are "political" is a HUGE problem for you I want your life.
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    Any movie with Jeff Fahey is all kinds of awesome !

    WTF is Thanksgiving? Other than being an awesome Holiday chock full of food and football.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smuggs View Post
    Shame on you.
    She looks like a man.
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    Thanksgiving:



    Hobo with a Shotgun:



    Original Machete trailer in Grindhouse:

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    Quote Originally Posted by jtk1519 View Post
    This looks like the greatest cast ever assembled.
    Second greatest. The best cast every assembled will be out before Machete:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/
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    i can't believe drudge report linked to a f'n alex jones article on this movie: http://www.infowars.com/racist-film-...axpayer-funds/ ... and it certainly doesn't help that the headline on drudge is "hollywood plans 'race war' movie"

    there's just no way that this is a propaganda film. a robert rodriguez flick igniting a "race war?" gimme a break
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    Quote Originally Posted by HogsSuck View Post
    Second greatest. The best cast every assembled will be out before Machete:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/


    Stallone / Schwarzenegger / Willis all on the screen at the same time, is more awesome than this world can handle
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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryGandorf View Post

    i think rodriguez is hot, but i can't get into lesbians.
    Wasn't she playing OBGYN with Kristanna Lokken? There is nothing wrong with that if you ignore MR's 4 pound bush.
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    Michelle Rodriguez in a see through dress, along with some other actresses - http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyle..._bare_all.html

    The second picture is sad. I used to think that Estella Warren was hot but she's packed on the pounds.

    Yikes! If you ever wondered what Serena Williams' nipples look like, go to pic 22. If you want to see Jessica Alba's nips, go to 23.
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    Drudge is a moron bent on splitting this country along ideological lines. There's no shortage of proof of his idiocy.

    Rodriguez commented on it on Ain't It Cool (http://aintitcool.com/node/45169):

    It isn’t. I would not put out a movie like that. Not only would that be irresponsible, it’d be dull and un-entertaining.

    I simply wanted to make a special trailer that was as absurd as what was happening in Arizona. So I took some coincidentally timely lines of dialogue from the old original fake trailer from 3 years ago and from the new movie, reconfigured action beats, and cut it all out of context to make it look like the entire film was about Machete leading a revolt against anti-immigration politicians and border vigilantes. What can I say, it was Cinco de Mayo and I had too much tequila.
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    In, seems like a pretty good cast too
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    Cheech Marin as Monsigñor Martinez?

    Vaya con Dios.
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    A friend that I grew up with in Austin is a PAP. These are some of his pix from the set...








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    Cheech Marin dressed as a priest holding two shotguns. This is a must see.
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    Michelle Rodriguez is an ugly raspy voiced tranny, Rosario Dawson is fucking hot though.
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    theatre trailer looked very good, but I have always disliked Deniro as overrated. Hopefully he has a small bit. Cheech I've always loved. Damn, what is it about all these movies being made in Austin! Wow. Who is that Latino actor that is also in Predators?
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    but I have always disliked Deniro as overrated. Hopefully he has a small bit.
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    Dude, why chop out the rest of his quote. Every fucking sentence of that post is fail except the Cheech comment, not just the one you highlighted.
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    Alba is smoking in those jeans. Seagal is a freighter.

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    This movie is hilarious and delightfully gory in the vein of the 70's exploitation films. I am still laughing just thinking about the final battle scene.

    Unfortunately, the Lohan nudity is a big letdown, as her "tits" are actually the same blond girl from the original trailer in Grindhouse. However, we do get LiLo sideboob, and it is quite nice.
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    so does this mean i can expect Scorcher 6 to come out at some point?
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