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    I'm looking for a job off the books to get some extra cash. I'm too fat to be an escort/stripper, and don't want to do lawns, so I'm wondering what advice the Shaggy community offers.

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    waiter or doing construction work
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    delivering pizza's...i worked for papa johns for a summer and would walk out each night with $40-60 in cash...

    right now I am running free poker tournaments at a couple of locations in the fort worth area. Pays about $40-50 a night for about 5 hours of really easy work (get to play poker too)...plus my bar tab is comped...

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    Off the books. So far selling drugs and robbbing banks are in the lead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snow Dog View Post
    Human Sign dude.

    I see the ads for this on craigslist and they say they report your income and pay you with a paycheck. It blows

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    If you mowed lawns then you wouldn't be so fat and you could escort/strip.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Durant Durant View Post
    If you mowed lawns then you wouldn't be so fat and you could escort/strip.
    True but then I'd look like a wetback and no one would pay for my services.

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    cut lawns. i did it for years, 30 to 50 a pop, cold hard cash

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    Quote Originally Posted by r2k3982 View Post
    True but then I'd look like a wetback and no one would pay for my services.
    wrong... if you looked like a wetback then you would get many offers to work for cash, construction jobs, cutting lawns, kitchen dishwasher, ranch hand, valet, waiter, mechanic. Plus if you actually did work you wouldn't be a fat slob which means you could be a stripper or escort for extra cash as well... just eat subway all summer long and no fast food. Then you could possibly get a decent piece of ass for the summer.

    But of course this comes with hard work, and we all know what today's youth thinks of hard work....
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    my buddy was a cabbie for a while. basically the deal is you rent the cab by the day and pocked what you get.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TTomTerrific View Post
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    he isn't smart enough nor does he have the capital

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    They have those jobs down at the bank. Just show up with a pistol wearing a ski mask and you are in the money.

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    sell more Ed Hardy shirts.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whoopspat View Post
    sell more Ed Hardy shirts.
    Took me forever to sell those! I couldn't find anyone to buy an XL shirt that was the size of a Small.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigup2dahorns
    valet parking
    This is the correct answer. Ten years ago I averaged over $20/hr cash. $200 nights were not uncommon.

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    Head White Devil rage-a-holic might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? rage-a-holic might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? rage-a-holic might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? rage-a-holic might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? rage-a-holic might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? rage-a-holic might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? rage-a-holic might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? rage-a-holic might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? rage-a-holic might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? rage-a-holic might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? rage-a-holic might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? rage-a-holic's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luke Duke View Post
    This is the correct answer. Ten years ago I averaged over $20/hr cash. $200 nights were not uncommon.
    Its amazing how much loose change and jewelry people leave in their cars.

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    how about pose as a valet parking guy and then sell the cars to a chop shop.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rage-a-holic View Post
    Its amazing how much loose change and jewelry people leave in their cars.
    lol....

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    Hot Dog stand. You can make $300-400 a night if you can set up around some bars.

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    Bookie is a great deal. Not going to say how I know. "I had a friend", got a $12k settlement in late summer, used it for his backing money. Wife took the phone calls. Used the Dallas Morning News spreads (although I have a link that shows several spreads, and updates like every 5 or so minutes). Did have a problem one time with a Vietnamese guy saying "NO! NO! She misunderstand me! I bet other way!", so, added a simple, cheap phone recorder. Very little work. Very much caish! Only did it during football season though. Those little $3 football cards are gold too. BUT, the main point----- there is a person here locally (not me) who hosts high stakes poker games in his home. Not illegal in Texas, but there are strict rules as to what you can and cannot do. Rumor is, he gets a piece of every ante/pot (not legal), provides snacks, etc.(for a price, I am sure). THE LEGAL PART IS THAT YOU CANNOT GAIN FINANCIALLY, OTHER THAN WINNINGS. (wink)


    TEXAS

    Section 47.01 prepares the reader with definitions:


    "Gambling place": any real estate where gambling is occuring, versus "Private place"
    "Private Place": any real estate where gambling is occuring that is not open to the public


    Section 47.02 has a partical definition of "gambling" as any act of playing and betting for money or any other item of value, a game of cards, dice, or other. For a valid defense, you need to prove that all the players were competing with equal odds, and that the gamling occured in private. Home poker games are legal in Texas as long as the game is in private, there is financial benfit except for money that is won, and all the players have equal odds of winning. There have been a couple of instances of raids on poker games in Texas but this is mainly due to the fact that there seems to be some really big underground games which are played at clubs. This shouldn't worry anyone hosting a casual game because the games that were busted were basically underground casinos making tons of money.

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    just eat subway all summer long and no fast food. Then you could possibly get a decent piece of ass for the summer.
    You consider Jared a decent piece of ass?

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    There's always money in the banana stand.

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    Cowboys and Texans fan ! tx 3 putt might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? tx 3 putt might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? tx 3 putt might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? tx 3 putt might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? tx 3 putt might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? tx 3 putt might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? tx 3 putt might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? tx 3 putt might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? tx 3 putt might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? tx 3 putt might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? tx 3 putt might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? tx 3 putt's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Summit104 View Post
    There's always money in the banana stand.

    hahahahahaha

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    Can you tutor? I used to make decent cash during UT summer short sessions.

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    Yeah I can but there are $#@! tons of people doing that here. With all the idiots here, I don't know how a tutor could not be in demand.

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    But a word of advice before you start your new venture. DON'T START UNLESS I TELL YOU TO!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rage-a-holic View Post
    Its amazing how much loose change and jewelry people leave in their cars.
    And weed.

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    Street performer. depends on how fat you are, but I'd assume the fatter the better. Just play that "Milkshake" song and jiggle around on a corner somewhere...shirtless, of course.

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    asshat msbesq can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. msbesq can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. msbesq can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. msbesq can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. msbesq can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. msbesq can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. msbesq can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. msbesq can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. msbesq can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. msbesq can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. msbesq can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night.
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    I will send you a cashier's check for $1,000,000. All you have to do is deposit it in your bank, keep 10% as a processing fee and send me the rest to my vacation home in Lagos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by msbesq View Post
    I will send you a cashier's check for $1,000,000. All you have to do is deposit it in your bank, keep 10% as a processing fee and send me the rest to my vacation home in Lagos.
    This is totally a scam...

    Nobody vacations in Lagos.

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    frame houses

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    Quote Originally Posted by tx 3 putt View Post
    cut lawns. i did it for years, 30 to 50 a pop, cold hard cash
    I mowed lawns in college. I averaged about $30-40/hr.

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    Quote Originally Posted by tx 3 putt View Post
    cut lawns. i did it for years, 30 to 50 a pop, cold hard cash
    and you can work on a sweet-ass tan

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    asshat ghow is a rep whore. ghow is a rep whore. ghow is a rep whore. ghow is a rep whore. ghow is a rep whore. ghow is a rep whore. ghow is a rep whore. ghow is a rep whore. ghow is a rep whore. ghow is a rep whore. ghow is a rep whore. ghow's Avatar
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    I drove a pedicab for 8 months once. Money was real nice, never worked summer though.
    Chicks dig it.

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    asshat Jeevsie grows his own roses Jeevsie grows his own roses Jeevsie grows his own roses Jeevsie grows his own roses Jeevsie grows his own roses Jeevsie grows his own roses Jeevsie grows his own roses Jeevsie grows his own roses Jeevsie grows his own roses Jeevsie grows his own roses Jeevsie grows his own roses Jeevsie's Avatar
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    Bookie doesn't take much capital if you have someone to lay off your excess. Just remember, you're not gambling, they are. So lay off everything that's leaning to one side.

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    asshat Texaus is a rep whore. Texaus is a rep whore. Texaus is a rep whore. Texaus is a rep whore. Texaus is a rep whore. Texaus is a rep whore. Texaus is a rep whore. Texaus is a rep whore. Texaus is a rep whore. Texaus is a rep whore. Texaus is a rep whore. Texaus's Avatar
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