New users - how it now works

[blacklab]

You start in a group called Registered Users. You can't do much

After 1 day you are promoted to Registered Users 2. You can now post to threads

Once you reach 10 days and 25 posts you become a Regular User and can post new threads, pm and change your profile.

after 30 days and 50 posts you get NSAA access

Once your reputation is above 25, 30 days and 100 posts you can start a thread in football

It can take a few hours to a day for the promotion to happen. During the software change some people got purgatoried into a group they shouldn't be in.
Post in this thread if you aren't able to do something you think you should be able to

[The Tower]

thank god.

[GPLonghorn5]

that works, thanks

[Lonestarman]

Shit must've been pretty bad today. That should get rid of some of the detritus. To use md's favorite eight-letter-word score.

[Traffic]

so, we'll only have to deal with the dedicated trolls. I like that.

[Quasimofo]

Go Jim Dandy! Go Jim Dandy!

[mdmost]

Good policy.

[HenryGandorf]

3 days? but i'm mad now! /homer

[ERhine]

Thanks

[tropheus]

nice, will be a real issue with the SEC garbage coming on board. the SEC'ers that have proven themselves are more than welcome.

[bernorange]

[khefner03]

Well, that explains the error messages I was getting.

[GraciePie]

If anything, the difference in quality of new users from the Pac 10 and SEC just highlights how much better off we'd be with the Pac 10ers.

[LonghornSean]

If anything, the difference in quality of new users from the Pac 10 and SEC just highlights how much better off we'd be with the Pac 10ers.

Yeah, it's like night and day.

[ERhine]

If anything, the difference in quality of new users from the Pac 10 and SEC just highlights how much better off we'd be with the Pac 10ers.

This.

[lazytexasfan]

If anything, the difference in quality of new users from the Pac 10 and SEC just highlights how much better off we'd be with the Pac 10ers.

well, are we better off now with the same old asshole posters. just 17% less assholes, as our benevolent dictator says

[NCAAFBALLROX]

Upon signup & receipt of the "thanks for registering" Email, do they get any notification of the restrictions on posting or do they fly blind?

[NorthLoop]

btw,whereisPancho?

I'm putting my money on a lawn chair in LF

[MissingInAction]

I've developed a good talent of reading only posts by usernames that I like. Just scroll down looking to the left at the usernames, come across a quality poster and boom. No bullshit, unless they are quoting said bulllshit.

[NorthLoop]

I've developed a good talent of reading only posts by usernames that I like. Just scroll down looking to the left at the usernames, come across a quality poster and boom. No bullshit, unless they are quoting said bulllshit.

I do the same thing but with avatars

[unpaintedhuffhines]

this is a solid and reasonable idea. I am barely posting these days but will avoid a thread with multiple pages where i'm positive most of the posts are newbies

[DCA_HORN]

I do the same thing but with avatars

Yeah but then Randy and Derka keep changing their avatars and it really fucks up the system.

[slorch]

3 days= Time before Jesus arose from be crucified

3 days= Time before noobs begin being crucified

[Randy Marsh]

Yeah but then Randy and Derka keep changing their avatars and it really fucks up the system.

I'll stick with the daft girls for awhile.

[Smoke Wagon]

Hefner, get a more fitting avatar and things will improve

[JSB]

New here, so please excuse the ignorance, but what does NSAA stand for, what is in those threads, and why do I have to get to 50 posts first?

[skipperj]

New here, so please excuse the ignorance, but what does NSAA stand for, what is in those threads, and why do I have to get to 50 posts first?

It's the Never Spam Anyone Alliance. We like to make sure you're not going to spam anyone before letting you in. Just a precautionary measure. It's where we talk about our spam avoidance techniques. We wouldn't want the spammers to know our secrets for avoiding them!

[bernorange]

Don't listen to skipperj, he's just trying to lead you down the primrose path. NSAA is the Noob Surveillance Attack Army forum. It's where we hatch clever schemes to troll noobs.

[skipperj]

Don't listen to skipperj, he's just trying to lead you down the primrose path. NSAA is the Noob Surveillance Attack Army forum. It's where we hatch clever schemes to troll noobs.

God DAMNIT. What's the first rule about NSAA?

You DON"T TALK ABOUT NSAA.

[khefner03]

Hefner, get a more fitting avatar and things will improve

More fitting avatar? Please explain.

[idigTexas]

More fitting avatar? Please explain.

Your name is Hefner. Do the math.

[sachick]

After you register you must wait 3 days before you can post.

Once you have 10 days and 25 posts you can then start threads

Once you have 30 days and 50 posts you are allowed into nsaa

This is going to take forever.

[sachick]

Oh, and I hate the fucktard status. How many to get to asshat?

[skipperj]

Oh, and I hate the fucktard status. How many to get to asshat?

I think if you pony up some cash, you get all of the above immediately, including the ability to have a custom title. You can still use asshat as your custom title if you so desire.

[Teddy Salad]

This is going to take forever.

Just 6 more posts and I can put Derka Derka on ignore!

[TexArcher]

Oh, and I hate the fucktard status. How many to get to asshat?

You have to post a naked pic in NSAA. We all had to do it to get out of fucktard status and get NSAA access (wait til you see the thread!!). Since you can't get into NSAA yet you can PM your naked pic to me and I'll post it on that thread for you.

[sachick]

You have to post a naked pic in NSAA. We all had to do it to get out of fucktard status and get NSAA access (wait til you see the thread!!). Since you can't get into NSAA yet you can PM your naked pic to me and I'll post it on that thread for you.

Oh, OK. Let me get right on that. Keep an eye out for the PM.

[sachick]

I think if you pony up some cash, you get all of the above immediately, including the ability to have a custom title. You can still use asshat as your custom title if you so desire.

So I signed up for the monthly subscription and I still can't access shit except the ability to sign up for a subscription. I hope it just takes a few days to get updated.

[Randy Marsh]

So I signed up for the monthly subscription and I still can't access shit except the ability to sign up for a subscription. I hope it just takes a few days to get updated.

A chick from San Antonio who is eager to get to the pron?


I think I'm in love.

[skipperj]

So I signed up for the monthly subscription and I still can't access shit except the ability to sign up for a subscription. I hope it just takes a few days to get updated.

I would PM Blacklab. Or, you could "report" your post, and one of the mods and/or BL will pick it up.

[blacklab]

It should automatically set it up later today. If it doesn't by tomorrow pm me and let me know.

[oranjest]

Gotcha

[sachick]

It should automatically set it up later today. If it doesn't by tomorrow pm me and let me know.

Still not working for me. I probably signed up for the subscription the wrong way. I used the link on the home page and not the one in my profile/setting. I would love to PM ya blacklab but I don't have access to do a damn thing.

[Mr. Furley]

Still not working for me. I probably signed up for the subscription the wrong way. I used the link on the home page and not the one in my profile/setting. I would love to PM ya blacklab but I don't have access to do a damn thing.

PM me your name, credit card number, expiration date and 3 digit pin and I will get your account up and running immediately.

[skipperj]

PM me your name, credit card number, expiration date and 3 digit pin and I will get your account up and running immediately.

No pictures of boobies?

[justalonghornfan]

must be a new moon or something cause ya'll are slacking.

[blacklab]

Still not working for me. I probably signed up for the subscription the wrong way. I used the link on the home page and not the one in my profile/setting. I would love to PM ya blacklab but I don't have access to do a damn thing.

you should be able to change it now.

[NCAAFBALLROX]

A chick from San Antonio who is eager to get to the pron?


I think I'm in love.

Not sure if on 25 June that she had her location stated... however since this is Shaggy, I'll take the under & assume you didn't see it.

[skipperj]

Not sure if on 25 June that she had her location stated... however since this is Shaggy, I'll take the under & assume you didn't see it.

Yes, but she's FROM SA. Living in Austin now.

[idigTexas]

That doesn't help Randy.