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    Farting in public bathrooms

    So is this the new norm? Have I been missing this?

    I swear that every time that I go in a public/work bathroom someone at one of the urinals rips one. This appears to be a new trend. Is this the new booger on the urinal wall?

    Example: Last week I am at a conference in DC and I just finished having a conversation with this guy about doing some future work together. 3 minutes later I am standing at a urinal and he walks in to relieve himself (there are 4 others doing the same) and he proceeds to rip and very loud and vigorous fart. Is that proper?

    What say you fellow $#@!s?

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    let her rip

    it's a $#@!ing bathroom

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    i like saying "bless you" with a straight face when this happens. kills.

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    Farting is natural. Embrace it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leeroy Jenkins View Post
    So is this the new norm?
    No. Apparently you're just new to this whole 'man thing.'

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    it happens but still always funny

    heard a guy the other day who just about blew the walls down with a massive fart that clearly was heard in the hallway outside the bathroom. no reaction whatsoever while I was trying not to burst out laughing

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    Where the $#@! can a man fart these days?

    Holy hell!

    You should count yourself lucky that I made it that far...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leeroy Jenkins View Post
    Example: Last week I am at a conference in DC and I just finished having a conversation with this guy about doing some future work together. 3 minutes later I am standing at a urinal and he walks in to relieve himself (there are 4 others doing the same) and he proceeds to rip and very loud and vigorous fart. Is that proper?
    My bad. I was trying to be discrete. Why don't you just tell everyone, $#@!. Next time I'll just rip it while we are discussing business.

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    I have a huge problem with people ripping ass in confined spaces. I do not give a $#@! if it is a bathroom, that $#@! is rude. If I have to stand there and smell your nasty ass while I zip up I am going to be pissed.

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    what kills me are the people who will sit in the stalls & have a loud conversation on their cell phone while they--and others--rip away like the campfire scene from Blazing Saddles. What conversation could be that important?

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    Re: Farting in public bathrooms

    I may be OCD about pooping situations, but where the hell else am I supposed to fart?

    I'm not waiting for a damn stall just to pee and rip one. Especially since you can get ass aids from just looking at the nasty stalls in some places.

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    I fart in the server room next to my office. What with all the CPU fans howling, I like to think my noxious odors are being transmitted through the LAN via TCP\IP.

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    So should there be a designated farting section that is sound proof in addition to the bathroom?

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    Why waste it in the bathroom? Crop dusting the cubicles is where it's at baby!!!

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    Farts are funny. Its OK.

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    I step on ducks in public bathrooms all the time, but try to make sure no one is at the urinal next to me.

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    is it possible to piss without farting?

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    Where the hell else are you supposed to fart?

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    some of us are trying to have sex in here!

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    Quote Originally Posted by That Guy View Post
    I have a huge problem with people ripping ass in confined spaces.
    There's always some $#@! on the airplane that thinks it's ok. It's not.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TJ Hooshamazoo View Post
    There's always some $#@! on the airplane that thinks it's ok. It's not.
    I like going in to the tiny bathrooms on the RJ's, which are right next to the seats, and let 'er rip. No way they couldn't hear that outside the bathroom. And then I laugh.

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    The problem at work is that there are only two urinals so you are close enough to taste/feel the fart of the guy next to you.

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    i fart in the bathroom. i think it's acceptable, although i try to do it when nobody else is in there.

    i can't fart in my office, because as soon as i do, somebody walks in.

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    There are several people here at work like to let 'er rip at the urinal but the idiots don't even drop their trousers, not even for a second to allow the noxious air to escape, nor do they even try to mask it with a flush.

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    I always take my farts to the bathroom at work. I just try to use a stall (no urinals here) but be as loud as possible and leave early, so I won't get caught.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lowery21 View Post
    Some of you guys are real pussies.
    This. Between the "no farting in the restroom" guys, the "scared to poop away from home" guys, and the "scared to show any skin while changing at the gym" guys, I don't know what to think.

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    Farting in public bathrooms

    I fart all the time, rarely w/ regard for location. My $#@! doesn't stink, so what's the big deal?

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    Re: Farting in public bathrooms

    There are several people here at work like to let 'er rip at the urinal but the idiots don't even drop their trousers, not even for a second to allow the noxious air to escape, nor do they even try to mask it with a flush.
    The only people that should be dropping trau at a urinal are gays and retards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hitbyatrain View Post
    The only people that should be dropping trau at a urinal are gays and retards.
    No $#@!. Who the $#@! drops trou at the urinal when farting? Who the $#@! drops trou at the urinal period, unless they're 3 years old? And, those $#@!ing 3YO's do it all the freaking time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by To be named later View Post
    There are several people here at work like to let 'er rip at the urinal but the idiots don't even drop their trousers, not even for a second to allow the noxious air to escape, nor do they even try to mask it with a flush.
    who the $#@! drops their pants at the urinal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hitbyatrain View Post
    The only people that should be dropping trau at a urinal are gays and retards.
    Is there such a thing as a gay retard?
    I am being serious here. Has anyone ever encountered a gay retard?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hitbyatrain View Post
    The only people that should be dropping trau at a urinal are gays and retards.
    I fail to see the brilliance in farting in your pants. Considering that the pants fly and underwear fly will only be cracked a smidge it is basically an enclosed space in your pants you'll be fouling up. If you want to fart in your pants and have your junk smelling like fart the rest of the day, you might as well stay at your desk and fart in your pants there.

    We're not talking dropping your pants to your ankles, folks. Loosen pants, look around to make sure you won't be caught, drop/fart/pull up in one smooth move.

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    where the $#@! are u supposed to fart then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by To be named later View Post
    I fail to see the brilliance in farting in your pants. Considering that the pants fly and underwear fly will only be cracked a smidge it is basically an enclosed space in your pants you'll be fouling up. If you want to fart in your pants and have your junk smelling like fart the rest of the day, you might as well stay at your desk and fart in your pants there.

    We're not talking dropping your pants to your ankles, folks. Loosen pants, look around to make sure you won't be caught, drop/fart/pull up in one smooth move.
    are you my brother in law?

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    thanks obama jt has a gigantic e-peen. jt has a gigantic e-peen. jt has a gigantic e-peen. jt has a gigantic e-peen. jt has a gigantic e-peen. jt has a gigantic e-peen. jt has a gigantic e-peen. jt has a gigantic e-peen. jt has a gigantic e-peen. jt has a gigantic e-peen. jt has a gigantic e-peen. jt's Avatar
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    Farting in public bathrooms

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    Is there such a thing as a gay retard?
    I am being serious here. Has anyone ever encountered a gay retard?
    Yes, I have. I was a counselor at a summer camp and the 1st week was for special needs campers. One of my campers was gay. Freaking hilarious dude. Super flambouyant and got really dressed up for everything (remember, this is freakin summer camp we're talking about).

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    asshat OakHill Horn grows his own roses OakHill Horn grows his own roses OakHill Horn grows his own roses OakHill Horn grows his own roses OakHill Horn grows his own roses OakHill Horn grows his own roses OakHill Horn grows his own roses OakHill Horn grows his own roses OakHill Horn grows his own roses OakHill Horn grows his own roses OakHill Horn grows his own roses OakHill Horn's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by To be named later View Post
    I fail to see the brilliance in farting in your pants. Considering that the pants fly and underwear fly will only be cracked a smidge it is basically an enclosed space in your pants you'll be fouling up. If you want to fart in your pants and have your junk smelling like fart the rest of the day, you might as well stay at your desk and fart in your pants there.

    We're not talking dropping your pants to your ankles, folks. Loosen pants, look around to make sure you won't be caught, drop/fart/pull up in one smooth move.
    Do you wear some fart proof pants?

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    Bwahahahahahahahaahahahaha. See, the $#@! is $#@!ing funny. Just reading about it made me laugh harder than I have in days. FART ON!

    What the hell do y'all do? Run home, "mommy, the big bad man ripped one in the bathroom".

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    asshat Kyrie Eleison might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Kyrie Eleison might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Kyrie Eleison might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Kyrie Eleison might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Kyrie Eleison might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Kyrie Eleison might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Kyrie Eleison might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Kyrie Eleison might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Kyrie Eleison might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Kyrie Eleison might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Kyrie Eleison might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Kyrie Eleison's Avatar
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    one of my fav hobbies.

    nothing like taking a piss in a public urinal with a bunch of strangers and my timer goes off from baking my brownies....kills me to see them almost sweat forcing themselves not to grin or laugh.

    never forget one time a few years back i busted a loud clacker that went on for about 5 seconds...righteous one....and some dude growing a tail way back in some stall shouts "The Toothless Oracle as spoken! Heed its wisdom!"

    barely managed keep my stream in the urinal...laughed so hard i cried.
    Last edited by Kyrie Eleison; 07-08-2010 at 01:29 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jt View Post
    I fart all the time, rarely w/ regard for location. My $#@! doesn't stink, so what's the big deal?
    i do the same thing except it isnt the lack of smell that protects me its the lack of sound. i haven't had an awdibel fart since i was about 14. lol!!!!

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