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    YES! We're going to Chili's for dinner tonight!

    Phuq me. At what age to kids grow out of this perverse desire to have their birthday dinner at places like Chili's? 15 seems a little old.

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    I am pretty sure you can get high off the amount of food coloring they put in their mixed drinks.

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    You should get a new kid. This one seems like he/she sucks.

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    I hear they have great burgers there

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    At least you've graduated from Chuckie Cheese.

    Get one of those onion things and you won't have to eat again for a week.

    I want my Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back!

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    dude walk the check if its under $100, its their corporate policy to not chase after people who do unless the tab is over $100.

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    Go with the big burger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dgvillere View Post
    dude walk the check if its under $100, its their corporate policy to not chase after people who do unless the tab is over $100.
    At least this gentleman isn't your kid.

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    The chocolate shakes are awesome there.

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    i never turn down their skillet queso.

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    they have the best burgers of all time on earth and space combined

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    chili's - america's diner.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jive Turkey View Post
    i never turn down their skillet queso.
    that shit is good. I think its just wolf brand chili mixed with that shitty nacho cheese.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hank Scorpio View Post
    You should get a new kid. This one seems like he/she sucks.
    This is clearly your only option.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sparky View Post
    This is clearly your only option.
    Troof. Also, 22oz beers ftw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoostaMan View Post
    they have the best burgers of all time on earth and space combined
    For a chain place, with Sysco food, they ain't bad.

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    Chilis is good.

    But their burgers did change for the worse about a year ago.

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    Despite being the most unhealthy salad in the history of lettuce...their buffalo chicken salad is pretty decent.

    Be glad s/he doesn't wanna go to some uber fancy restaurant and make you fork out $400 for dinner.

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    fuck it

    the important thing here is that your kid is old enough to want to eat at a place that serves beer

    Mine are under 8

    guess where the fuck we celebrate

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    Quote Originally Posted by Texas Dan View Post
    fuck it

    the important thing here is that your kid is old enough to want to eat at a place that serves beer

    Mine are under 8

    guess where the fuck we celebrate
    Hahaaaa! Fucking hate that rat.

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    I used to work at Chili's. Pretty miserable experience. The movie "Waiting" wasn't terribly inaccurate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RoostaMan View Post
    they have the best burgers of all time on earth and space combined
    On shaggy's tip, I got a cheeseburger. It actually didn't suck. Thanks.

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    chicken ranch sandwich for the win.

    i wish there was a chili's somewhere close to me.

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    Be glad s/he doesn't wanna go to some uber fancy restaurant and make you fork out $400 for dinner.
    When my son "graduated" from kindergarten/daycare, I told him I would take him anywhere he chose to celebrate, thinking he'd pick someplace like Chucky Cheese or Mickey-D's. Where does the kind pick? The restaurant at the top of the Tower of the Americas. He was five years old, and had never been there before. I thought, "fine, we'll spin around while he eats his hamburger from the kid's menu". NOPE. He orders the grilled shrimp!

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    The Chili's Trip was a somewhat legendary chili cheeseburger. Sadly, they have lost the plot.

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    When I was a kid we used to go to the orginal Chili's in Dallas, and then #2 over on restaurant row. Good eatin's back in the day.

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    ever been to a Chili's Too? That is the airport version and damn, Chilis should shut all those mofos down. The chicken samwich aint bad but the fries suck and I am convinced they are trying to give me a heart attack with the loads of salt on them fries.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tasmaniac View Post
    The Chili's Trip was a somewhat legendary chili cheeseburger. Sadly, they have lost the plot.
    Terlingua Pride FTW.

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    Awesome blossom gets me every time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by VoodooChi|d View Post
    Awesome blossom gets me every time.
    Michael Scott: [ordering at Chili's] Megan? May we have an Awesome Blossom please? Extra awesome.

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    My wife worked part time @ the 183/I-35 Chili's when she was in grad school @ UT (long before I knew her). She absolutely refuses to ever eat @ a Chili's again. I can understand that as I'm pretty much the same way about Bill Miller BBQ after working there in high school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Not that Bob View Post
    At least you've graduated from Chuckie Cheese.

    Get one of those onion things and you won't have to eat again for a week.

    I want my Baby Back, Baby Back, Baby Back!
    Showbiz Pizza was the shit. They served beer in pitchers. I'd have my birthday there now. I know some Chucky Cheeses serve beer as well, though apparently you are limited to 2 drinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dahobbs View Post
    Showbiz Pizza was the shit. They served beer in pitchers. I'd have my birthday there now. I know some Chucky Cheeses serve beer as well, though apparently you are limited to 2 drinks.
    If they have a limit, they don't enforce it, because I had about 5 cups of some crappy beer at the North MoPac Chuck E Cheese last time I was there. It somewhat numbed the pain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryGandorf View Post
    chicken ranch sandwich for the win.

    i wish there was a chili's somewhere close to me.
    we have about 4 of those and appebees in my town, you can have them.


    big fuck you to chilis for letting your chicken nachos go down hill.

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    Chili's Too is my go-to at airports. Boneless buffalo wings with ranch instead of bleu cheese and a 22oz beer. Maybe two. I went to one at DFW so often that, after flying Southwest for a couple of months because of a different client, my wife and I went through there and the bartender welcomed me back and asked how our new baby was. For some reason, my wife didn't think it was as funny as I did that I went to a bar often enough that the bartender would recognize me after several months and remember personal details about my life.

    Also, I miss Bennigan's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skipperj View Post
    ...

    Also, I miss Bennigan's.
    Never, ever carded high schoolers, at least the one that used to be at I10 and the Beltway.

    Good times.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TOR View Post
    Never, ever carded high schoolers, at least the one that used to be at I10 and the Beltway.
    Hah- I drank a bit at that one when I was under age as well.

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    buddy of mine and i took our daughters to schlitterbahn last monday and stopped off at chili's for dinner on the way out of nb. skillet queso ftw. i had some pinapple and mandarin orange salad w/ grilled shrimp and it was damn tasty. my daughter's cheese pizza looked like it sucked.

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    Yeah, some exec at Chili's should be shot for what they did to their nachos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LDYLNGHRN View Post
    When my son "graduated" from kindergarten/daycare, I told him I would take him anywhere he chose to celebrate, thinking he'd pick someplace like Chucky Cheese or Mickey-D's. Where does the kind pick? The restaurant at the top of the Tower of the Americas. He was five years old, and had never been there before. I thought, "fine, we'll spin around while he eats his hamburger from the kid's menu". NOPE. He orders the grilled shrimp!
    So what your saying is your kid has good taste. He will make a woman (or man, nttawwt) lucky someday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryGandorf View Post
    chicken ranch sandwich for the win.

    i wish there was a chili's somewhere close to me.

    Where the hell are you? They have like 3 within a 5 mile radius of where I stay. Seems to me they are building them up like McDonalds these days.

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    somebody misses bennigans?

    im so happy this thread isn't in gm's....that alone deserves a lynching from the gm nazis

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    Chili's chips and salsa are vastly underrated.

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    I've had Chili's 4 times in the last 7 days. I was at a convention for work and would take people to lunch. Being that it had to be fast we were limited on choices. And of course, I let them choose. Chili's seems to be a big deal for the typical band/orchestra director. Got home Sat night, GF suggested we go to Chili's for Supper (It's the closest restaurant to our house). I'm not sure what kind of evil look crossed my face, but we switched to Cafe Brazil.

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    The last time I remember being in a Chili's is 2002 or so.

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    waited tables there in college. avoid it like the plague even now 8 years later.

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    At some point you have to take them to Hooters for their b-day. This seems like the right age. Better wings there than at Chilis.

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    Chili's fajitas are damn good and actually mesquite grilled as are the steaks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skipperj View Post
    Chili's Too is my go-to at airports. Boneless buffalo wings with ranch instead of bleu cheese and a 22oz beer. Maybe two. I went to one at DFW so often that, after flying Southwest for a couple of months because of a different client, my wife and I went through there and the bartender welcomed me back and asked how our new baby was. For some reason, my wife didn't think it was as funny as I did that I went to a bar often enough that the bartender would recognize me after several months and remember personal details about my life.

    Also, I miss Bennigan's.
    As a frequent flyer I totally support this post.

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