Looks like I won't be going to any Texas football home games this year

[VoodooChi|d]

http://austin.craigslist.org/bar/1934883797.html

[Hawk Littlechild]

There better be some extremely happy endings to lose your tickets.

[EE2B]

Which Shaggy member has their wife out hustling for tickets???

[rage-a-holic]

Did you get another job at Academy?

[VoodooChi|d]

Did you get another job at Academy?

I'm blacklisted from working there ever again.

[ldogg53]

probably shamewood..

[suckaface7]

pics or GTFO

[MARKERSMAKE]

Fish on!!!! Sent this:

I have 2 extra 50 yard line 10th. row. tickets for the Sept 25th. UCLA @ Texas. Should be a good ass kicking. What are we talking about here? Had 2 of my buddies back out and this sounds like a good way to get a greatly needed massage and have some good times at the game.

Let me know.

Got this reply:

I'd definitely be interested in that.

what's the value of the tix to u? I'm set at $70/hr, let me know how many hours satisfy u and we'll get u going with a much deserved massage.

Natalie

How many hours satisfy? .5, 2 9???

[tx 3 putt]

Fish on!!!! Sent this:


Got this reply:


How many hours satisfy? .5, 2 9???

happy ending or get the fuck out of here !

[lonestar3]

Fish on!!!! Sent this:


Got this reply:


How many hours satisfy? .5, 2 9???

The only correct answer is PICS OR GTFO. Ball's in your court natalie. Literally.

[Sneezy]

1.5 hrs and she needs to be dressed like some chick from Battlestar Gallactica or no dice

[wild_turkey]

I saw a couple of fairly hot chicks that were openly whoring themselves out at the RRSO a few years ago. They had a sign saying they would be a "date" for the day in exchange for tickets. I guess they could've watched the game and then ditched the poor saps that let them in.

[beer]

1.5 hrs and she needs to be dressed like some chick from Battlestar Gallactica or no dice

[moondoggie]

I have begun the recon. Details to follow.

[Superhero]

She probably looks like this...

[moondoggie]

Contact made.

I'm very much interested. Ur massage can be designed anyway u want. I specialize in REIKI, but massage usually entails a mix of Swedish with stretching. I can be gentle or hard, use variety of pressure, whatever u like.

When did u want to get cracking?

Where are ur seats located?
What's the trade value?
Which game /s can I choose from?

My reply:


Tickets are on the 40. I think I will have wyoming, ucla, okstate available. Do you have a picture? As for what I want. I must preface this by saying I'm new to massage and am still researching masseuses. Really wanting someone who can develop a personalized program for me and my special needs. I'm looking for a massage that releases the tension and stress I get throughout the day. Most of my work produces a lot of stress in my upper quads, and groin area. Do you techniques cover these muscle groups. I've also been lead to believe that a release of the inner chakra can do wonders for a man's total health. What are your thoughts on that subject? Do you have experience in these methodologies? Please give a detailed plan of how your techniques would apply to my needs.

[TxArch]

I saw a couple of fairly hot chicks that were openly whoring themselves out at the RRSO a few years ago. They had a sign saying they would be a "date" for the day in exchange for tickets. I guess they could've watched the game and then ditched the poor saps that let them in.

That's exactly what would happen.

[Meursault]

That's exactly what would happen.

Yah, UTGal was quite proud of herself for pulling this move on "yellow shirt".

[Roofle]

Contact made.

I'm very much interested. Ur massage can be designed anyway u want. I specialize in REIKI, but massage usually entails a mix of Swedish with stretching. I can be gentle or hard, use variety of pressure, whatever u like.

When did u want to get cracking?

Where are ur seats located?
What's the trade value?
Which game /s can I choose from?

My reply:


Tickets are on the 40. I think I will have wyoming, ucla, okstate available. Do you have a picture? As for what I want. I must preface this by saying I'm new to massage and am still researching masseuses. Really wanting someone who can develop a personalized program for me and my special needs. I'm looking for a massage that releases the tension and stress I get throughout the day. Most of my work produces a lot of stress in my upper quads, and groin area. Do you techniques cover these muscle groups. I've also been lead to believe that a release of the inner chakra can do wonders for a man's total health. What are your thoughts on that subject? Do you have experience in these methodologies? Please give a detailed plan of how your techniques would apply to my needs.

Well I think it's safe to say now - in before classics.

[hopkinsnhorns]

well i think it's safe to say now - in before classics art acevedo's prostitution sting.

fify

[FondrenRoad]

Reiki is not worth it at all.

[Duck of Death]

Most of my work produces a lot of stress in my upper quads, and groin area. Do you techniques cover these muscle groups. I've also been lead to believe that a release of the inner chakra can do wonders for a man's total health. What are your thoughts on that subject? Do you have experience in these methodologies? Please give a detailed plan of how your techniques would apply to my needs.

good stuff. very subtle.

[moondoggie]

Well as most of you can see from the majority of my posts I'm not that creative, so I'd like some suggestions.

I may be interested in the OSU game.

Ur massage can be designed anyway u want. I can't give you specifics until I see what you need. I can provide detailed method of treatment after your initial session. I specialize in REIKI, I do Chakra clearing, my massage entails a mix of Swedish, sports massage with stretching that leaves you totally balanced. I cover full body, if you want the sensual treatment $100/hr. Each client designs his time, each has different preferences, so long as you are prepared for the appropriate compensation.

On a trade it's a standard massage, covering all major/minor muscle groups including the legs, buttocks, lower back.

Any fluid release is great after a massage, that's how the toxins come out. I will not do that for you, but have no issue with you making use of my shower facilities.

let me know when you want to get started

and here she is

[Duck of Death]

my suggestion is to pass.

[Kyrie Eleison]

my suggestion is to change your name to "ToY"....she's exactly what he needs.

[whickums]

I like her hair

[TouchdownTexas]

She looks like she has a great personality.

[MARKERSMAKE]

Good work moondoggie. Ill try to get a different pic, as i think there is more to her than she shows...

[VoodooChi|d]

I thought she said she was Swedish...

[Traffic]

I thought she said she was Swedish...

no. she said she likes meatballs.

[rage-a-holic]

no. she said she likes meatballs neat balls.

sorry voo

[TxArch]

[In10se D]

Ask if she'll get naked and let you stare at her tits for your "fluid release"

[HoosierHorn]

dammit

[oobe]

dammit

Did you really think this would end any other way? hah hah

[WhoooTex]

"I do not think the seat at the stadium will accommodate your girth. Sorry."

[oobe]

waitaminute... It just occurred to me that about 90% of the posters on NSAA would really like this "lady", if their favorite pronstars are any indication. Surely one of them would be willing to bite.

[Wooderson]

and here she is

HOLLA!

[moondoggie]

Went with this as my latest reply.

I must say that you are beautiful. Your spirituality and sensuality ooze from your very essence. That being said I want to hear more about your sensual offerings. How do they differ from the standard massage? I've been spending time reading about the art of tantra? As a healer what do you find is the best way to achieve full toxin flush from fluid release? My understanding from the research I have done is that there is two very distinct methodologies? Your preferred method? Do you offer any sort of visual stimulation to achieve total enlightenment? May I see a full body photo of you?

[moondoggie]

Fingenails? The Fuck?

Thank u.

I have not studied tantra. My healing work is done with REIKI and Reflexology, both stimulating the lymph system.

Sensual work is a gentler pressure, longer attention on legs, butt massage, finger nail stimulation. Each session is closed with a hug ; )

Drinking plenty of water is best way to aide body to flush toxins.

Visual stimulation is not the point of a massage as ones eyes are usually closed.

[Jack Straw]

HOLLA!

holy shit

[Jive Turkey]

Rhiannon Perriloux.

[iamthepush]

Well as most of you can see from the majority of my posts I'm not that creative, so I'd like some suggestions.



and here she is

why does he need a ticket? did mack suspend him from a game

[moondoggie]

Well this went from boring to pretty funny on the quick. Guess I need to root for the boys to get their act together.

The Moondog: so the hug is a fluid flush? when are you available? what is your attire during the sensual massage?

I'm sorry for all the questions I just want to make sure I know what I'm getting into and I'm getting my money's worth.

Masseuse: The hug is a hug.

Flushing fluids thru ur system is a flush. U achieve that by drinking water. Sweating, urinating, & other methods of excretion.

I'm available this week.

I wear cute, comfy clothes.

The Moondog: what about no clothes and you help with excretion?

I mean these are Longhorn Tickets after all.

Masseuse: ha, Maybe if we weren't rebuilding a team. So, Unless ur super hot, chances are u will get my standard sensual massage. Which will still be the best you've ever had. If u want to trade. Set a time. If not I will concentrate on my other interested parties. Don't waste my time. U can handle ur own excretions.

[tx 3 putt]

so the fat chick blew you off ?

[hornimal]

i knew I had seen her somewhere



mark 0:47

[Quasimofo]

By "hug"' does she mean (as Ron White calls it) a mouth hug?

[DCA_HORN]

i knew I had seen her somewhere