Four Loko aka Liquid Cocaine

[RaiderzX24]

Good lord, I tried 2 of these the other day. Pretty much shitfaced in 30 minutes.

Not the best tasting drinks. Usually for the 'hipster' crowd, so I doubt anybody 30 + years old has tried or even heard of these. They will get you fucked up quick though.

[BurntOrange&White]

lemonade is the best flavor they have. try that one.

[spystud13]

Pretty sure that was the t-shirt Revis was wearing when he walked onto the practice after ending his holdout on "Hard Knocks"...


Is this available everywhere?!

[MissingInAction]

Sadly due to my current economic situation I have delved into Da Loko. I have to pour it over ice though and use a straw. That shit has about 2 pounds of sugar. Hurts my teeth, but yes it does take me to LaLa land pretty damn quick.

[wild_turkey]

I've had it about 3 times and ended up completely hammered every time. It doesn't taste good at all, kinda like a mixture of Kool-Aid and Red Bull and a ton of sugar. I hope I'm never dumb enough to drink another one.

[TOR]

Keep it trill, yo

[LonghornJones]

Tastes awful, but it will fuck yo shit up QUICK, mane

[5280]

Good lord, I tried 2 of these the other day. Pretty much shitfaced in 30 minutes.

Not the best tasting drinks. Usually for the 'hipster' crowd, so I doubt anybody 30 + years old has tried or even heard of these. They will get you fucked up quick though.

absolutely. had 2 on game day, basically didnt remember anything after the 2nd offensive series. its like a gateway drink, apparently i was doing flasks of rum and huge beers in my blacked out state.

this shits got roofie in it


edit: watermelon is by far the least nasty flavor

[Doc Holliday]

no thank you.

[Mr. (W)right]

Joose or gtfo

[jonblaze]

Pretty sure that was the t-shirt Revis was wearing when he walked onto the practice after ending his holdout on "Hard Knocks"...

Nope, that was So Loco Fresh not this silly shit. I'm sure NFL would have fined him for working with this drink.

[BurntOrange&White]

Joose or gtfo

joose is only 9.9%


four loko is is 12%

[wild_turkey]

four loko is is 12%

This is why it gets you so fucked up, it's the equivalent of 6 beers in a 24 oz can. Plus all the caffeine and other shit that they mix in.

[huge]

amatuers

I mainline this

[BurntOrange&White]

amatuers

I mainline this

I bet you can't chug the whole bottle and live.

[jonblaze]

amatuers

I mainline this

Holy shit, ol school jungle juice memories...

[threesheets]

joose is only 9.9%

Depends on the flavor. There are some that are 12.

[MaximumBarnes]

Hope you fags enjoy your wine coolers. I'll stick with this, thank you very much:

[neverwenttoUT]

Late, as always, but I don't fuck around with 4loko, something just ain't right about it.

[Fastbreak]

A 23.5oz can of Four Loko is estimated to contain 660 calories.

that's alot...

[Doc Holliday]

that's alot...

only if you're on a diet.

[LonghornJones]

May be a lot but it slams hard in the amount of alcohol department.

[NOMAAA]

pretty sure one of those guys in that video was lex in the wire.

[BurntOrange&White]

If you're drinking alcohol does fucking calories really matter?

[wild_turkey]

6 domestic light beers also contain 660 calories, and roughly the same amount of alcohol.

[HoosierHorn]

amatuers

I mainline this

wholly shyte... i used to walk around with a 32 oz cup of this shit.... drink it straight... then i upgraded to Everclear.

[wild_turkey]

wholly shyte... i used to walk around with a 32 oz cup of this shit.... drink it straight... then i upgraded to Everclear.

Sorry, but I call bullshit on that. The stuff is 190 proof. Without even doing any BAC calculations, every 1 oz of that is about 2 shots. Even if your 32 oz cup is only half full and you are a fat guy, your BAC would be off the charts.

I know a guy that drank about half a 5th of Everclear back in high school, and within 30 minutes he was headed to the hospital to have his stomach pumped.

[closetojumping]

Made some kind of bizarre invented shot at a house party just before college that involved Everclear, cherry grenadine, OJ, and Meyer's Dark Rum. Disturbing. Woke up underneath the bar table where we were serving the shots about 5 hours later. The lights were still on and about 30 bodies passed out on the floor and another 20 scatterered throughout our buddy's house and 2 people on the front lawn. It looked like a grenade had been thrown in the living room. No one remembered shit and everyone had a nasty headache. The guys that were present were all big, physically fit jocks that were used to drinking. I can't for one second believe that anyone could handle a beercan full of Everclear or anything else 180+ proof and remember anything after consuming it. DO NOT WANT.

[Hook1997]

Berry flavor for the win

[spystud13]

How much does a can cost?

[5280]

How much does a can cost?

2.50
no quicker way to get drunk than 5$ of 4loko

[Surly Bevo]

Cisco bitches

[TheTexasHammer]

True story. I was drinking Joose for the first and only time. This was the same day that I stared down the Border Patrol while holding my AR-15. One minute I was shooting the shit out of stuff, next thing I knew, I woke in the parking lot of my hotel in the passenger seat of my Jeep something like 20 miles away from the ranch. I was never so happy to have the hotel breakfast as I was that morning. I'm just glad nobody stole my wallet, my guns, my car.

Seriously, total blackout. No memory. Had to be the joose. Weird that was that I felt really good, no headache at all.

[BurntOrange&White]

2.50
no quicker way to get drunk than 5$ of 4loko

edward four loko hands ftmfw!

[RaiderzX24]

edward four loko hands ftmfw!

death

[boknowstecmo]

edward four loko hands ftmfw!

Yeah. Eight loko. It doesn't end well. It never ends well.

[bigup2dahorns]

I doubt anybody 30 + years old has tried or even heard of these.

correct. this is the first i've heard of it.

[5280]

Yeah. Eight loko. It doesn't end well. It never ends well.

good way to wake up in a place you dont want to be.

[Superhero]

Made some kind of bizarre invented shot at a house party just before college that involved Everclear, cherry grenadine, OJ, and Meyer's Dark Rum. Disturbing. Woke up underneath the bar table where we were serving the shots about 5 hours later. The lights were still on and about 30 bodies passed out on the floor and another 20 scatterered throughout our buddy's house and 2 people on the front lawn. It looked like a grenade had been thrown in the living room. No one remembered shit and everyone had a nasty headache. The guys that were present were all big, physically fit jocks that were used to drinking. I can't for one second believe that anyone could handle a beercan full of Everclear or anything else 180+ proof and remember anything after consuming it. DO NOT WANT.

Damn, that sounds like one helluva party.

[Superhero]

Yeah. Eight loko. It doesn't end well. It never ends well.

Has anyone here actually played edward 40hands? Sounds errr... fun, but none of my buddies want to do it.

[BlackSweat]

Just spotted 8:45 a.m. corner of O'Farrell and Hyde in SF: one dude slouched against the liquor store taking a pull on his watermelon four loko. his girlfriend is slumped next to him and took a pull on her crack rock.

Shit's for breakfast now. McDonald's better watch their back.

Slammin'

[TOR]

Shit goes down hard.

[5280]

Made some kind of bizarre invented shot at a house party just before college that involved Everclear, cherry grenadine, OJ, and Meyer's Dark Rum. Disturbing. Woke up underneath the bar table where we were serving the shots about 5 hours later. The lights were still on and about 30 bodies passed out on the floor and another 20 scatterered throughout our buddy's house and 2 people on the front lawn. It looked like a grenade had been thrown in the living room. No one remembered shit and everyone had a nasty headache. The guys that were present were all big, physically fit jocks that were used to drinking. I can't for one second believe that anyone could handle a beercan full of Everclear or anything else 180+ proof and remember anything after consuming it. DO NOT WANT.

if you had a photo of this would be EPIC

[wild_turkey]

Shit goes down hard.

Have you tried laxatives? Or maybe a suppository?

[DeftwillP]

Love me some loko. If you can't remember what happens after two, you're a lightweight. Then again, I'm fat.

[Bullneck]

Made some kind of bizarre invented shot at a house party just before college that involved Everclear, cherry grenadine, OJ, and Meyer's Dark Rum. Disturbing. Woke up underneath the bar table where we were serving the shots about 5 hours later. The lights were still on and about 30 bodies passed out on the floor and another 20 scatterered throughout our buddy's house and 2 people on the front lawn. It looked like a grenade had been thrown in the living room. No one remembered shit and everyone had a nasty headache. The guys that were present were all big, physically fit jocks that were used to drinking. I can't for one second believe that anyone could handle a beercan full of Everclear or anything else 180+ proof and remember anything after consuming it. DO NOT WANT.

Are you sure you're not in a cult? Or, "Hmmm, should I drink the beverage inspired by fossil fuels?"

[Derka Derka]

Has anyone here actually played edward 40hands? Sounds errr... fun, but none of my buddies want to do it.

I really dont drink much, even on gamed ays and such. Ive never had a 4 loko, and dont plan on it. Ive also never actually done Edward 40 hands, but I do remember the first time I actually chugged the shit out of something. I was like 20, and poor, and just brought 2 40oz Schlitz with me to my buddy's house. I had downed the first one in maybe 45 minutes, so I was feeling pretty good, but not really just drunk or anything. I was maybe 8 oz into my 2nd Sclitz, and my buddy was like, "I bet you can't chug the rest of that." I just said, "Please." I didn't actually know if I could, but I had to try. Well, I found out right then that Im pretty awesome at chugging alcohol, as I chugged the crap out of that mofo, no sweat. Suffice to say, I must have pissed about 5 times in the next hour, and for like 45 seconds at a time. Also got drunk pretty quick, and with the rest of that night's drinking, I dont remember too much of that night after that point.

queue BlackSweat "cool story bro"

[BurntOrange&White]

fuck yes I have....I place top 3 everytime....

[5280]

Love me some loko. If you can't remember what happens after two, you're a lightweight. Then again, I'm fat.

except 2 bottles of 24oz 12% is equivalent to 8 bottles of really really strong 6% craft beer (ie eisbock) and when it tastes like kool aid + cough medicine, it goes down in about 30 minutes.

we're playing Power Hour tomorrow. im bringing a few cans of 4Loko. not for me though - i dont want to die

[Greenspointexas]

just bought a loko today at D&Q minimart


for 2.59, its not bad... equivalent to 3 beers or so

made me slightly tipsy in 20 min before i went to the U of H vs UTEP game tonight