Or maybe you are. In which case, I am probably going to kill myself soon, and you are welcome to join me.
But most of you are not, so consider yourself blessed.
I watched our $#@!show of a game yesterday at a sports bar full of drooling obese OU $#@!suckers. Luckily our game was too early for them to be drunk enough to start $#@!, but it was still uncomfortable. I felt like a kid at a child molester convention. Interestingly enough, I'm pretty sure that most of the people in this bar were child molesters.
So just remember, when you think you've got it bad, there is always someone out there who has it worse: me
And this rule does not apply to me, because nobody has it worse than me.
UT football will eventually get back on track, but I'm living in Oklahoma for the month.