Jaessie Spano seems like she sucks

[Frank Justice, Sr.]

Jesse was hot. Tori was not.

[skipperj]

Jesse was hot. Tori was not.

Dude, she was in love with $#@!ing Screech. Nerd love.

[Bimmy]

Any time I see Mario Lopez these days, I wonder what he's doing out of jail. I thought I read a news report a number of years ago that he was accused of rape or was going to go down for rape. Maybe statutory rape? I don't remember the details. What ever happened with that? Or am I just misremembering?

Ok, this is coming from Screech, so most of it's probably bull$#@!.

"Former Saved By The Bell actor Dustin Diamond has accused TV bosses of paying off a girl who alleged his co-star Mario Lopez date-raped her in 1993. Diamond, who played geeky Samuel 'Screech' Powers in the hit '90s show, has made a number of shocking revelations about activities behind the scenes of the high school drama in his new memoir "Behind The Bell".

In one chapter, titled 'A.C. Makes the Ladies Scream', Diamond claims Lopez was a womanizer who regularly used his fame as character A.C. Slater to take advantage of female fans.

He writes, "(Lopez) hit on every co-star, every extra, every production assistant and every fan he found himself sitting next to."

Lopez was at the center of a date-rape scandal in 1993, when a teenage girl accused him of luring her back to his house and forcing himself on her.

A police investigation was launched but the TV hunk, who denied the claims, was never arrested and no charges were filed against him.

Diamond alleges the young girl only chose not to press charges after NBC network chiefs paid her $50,000 to "keep her mouth shut".

But the 32 year old insists he was not surprised when the date-rape case came to light, admitting, "He didn't take no for an answer."

Representatives for NBC and Lopez have refused to comment on Diamond's claims."



I don't doubt that Mario Lopez tries to bang anything that walks, but I don't know about all the other stuff. Screech also has other crazy stores from his tell-all book, such as rampant drug use and Tiffani Amber Thiessen being a whore.

[Derka Derka]

got any more stories, cuz id like to hear them without doing any research at all.

[Derka Derka]

Oddly enough, up late I decided to watch an episode of Law & order SVU for the first time. Turns out Zach Morris gets gang raped by 3 dudes in this episode. Oh yeah, Elizabeth Banks is his wife, and she's a porn star.


http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0629726/synopsis

[Math Mudrat]

Jesse was hot. Tori was not.

I always thought the two of them should hook up. You know they both wanted it.

[skipperj]

One of the episodes this morning involved "Screeeeech's Meeestery Theeeater".

[Scraps]

Diamond claims Lopez was a womanizer who regularly used his fame as character A.C. Slater to take advantage of female fans.

What non gay dude wouldn't do this....

[Derka Derka]

One of the episodes this morning involved "Screeeeech's Meeestery Theeeater".

KKTY Radio, with the Wolf Man Zach Morris!

[Dr. Teeth]

KKTY Radio, with the Wolf Man Zach Morris!

AC Slater stinks. Someone should wave a skunk in front of him.

[Bimmy]

got any more stories, cuz id like to hear them without doing any research at all.

http://www.11points.com/TV/11_Most_S..._Autobiography

Here are the highlights:

1. Tiffani-Amber cheated on the actor who played Johnny Dakota simultaneously with Mario Lopez and Mark-Paul.

2. During the "No Hope With Dope" episode, the cast members were all smoking weed in their dressing rooms.

3. Elizabeth Berkley and Lark Voorhies shacked up with both Mark-Paul and Mario Lopez.

4. Dustin Diamond had sex with NBC's VP of children's programming, Linda Mancuso (This is sad because she died of cancer in 2003 and obviously cant defend herself).

5. Ed "Max" Alonzo used to get gay with Neil Patrick Harris while they talked about magic.

6. Exec producer Peter Engel used to have bisexual threesomes with Tiffani-Amber and Mark-Paul in his office.


Now this is all coming from Screech, so it's probably bull$#@!. But I do find it odd that I haven't heard about any lawsuits against him.

[skipperj]

Now this is all coming from Screech, so it's probably bull$#@!.

I $#@!ing ordered a t-shirt from Screech when he was trying to save his house or whatever. He had some stupid shirt made up and was selling them to raise the money to pay his mortgage. I ordered one for like $20, and he never delivered on it.

$#@!er. I just now remembered this.

[Bimmy]

I $#@!ing ordered a t-shirt from Screech when he was trying to save his house or whatever. He had some stupid shirt made up and was selling them to raise the money to pay his mortgage. I ordered one for like $20, and he never delivered on it.

$#@!er. I just now remembered this.

That sucks ass man. I could have sworn he later admitted he was never in danger of losing his house and was only doing that for publicity.

[HenryJames]

4. Dustin Diamond had sex with NBC's VP of children's programming, Linda Mancuso (This is sad because she died of cancer in 2003 and obviously cant defend herself.

Pretty sure that's God's punishment for having sex with Dustin Diamond.

[skipperj]

Pretty sure that's God's punishment for having sex with Dustin Diamond.

She was just using Screech for the money, just like the girl that was scamming screech and then they showed her by selling her the worthless spaghetti sauce recipe.

[TheCruiser]

Hard to believe the cheesiest tweener-show on tv during my childhood produced some of the most hardcore behind the scenes madness since the breakup of the Velvet Underground.

[FondrenRoad]

Just watched an episode this morning. All 3 chicks were pretty hot. I gotta go with Lisa overall though.

[TheCruiser]

lisa had no breasts. And she was a bitch, but not in a sexy, sassy way.

[Slaytanic Wehrmacht]

Lisa over Kelly and Jessie......that's just more than full retard.

[FondrenRoad]

lisa had no breasts. And she was a bitch, but not in a sexy, sassy way.

She was only a bitch to screech, but he asked for it mostly. Jessie was psychotic. Kelly was the girl you were supposed to want. Great personality, sweet, and good looking. Lisa was the best looking though.

[HenryJames]

lisa had no breasts.

Neither did Kelly until she left the show and gained 30 pounds (in all the right places).

[Derka Derka]

She was only a bitch to screech, but he asked for it mostly. Jessie was psychotic. Kelly was the girl you were supposed to want. Great personality, sweet, and good looking. Lisa was the best looking though.

agreed, except for the part about Lisa being the hottest. Kelly was $#@!ing baddddddd.

[spankytoes]

Sorry, but Nicole Eggert in Charles in Charge blows your SBTB girls away

[skipperj]

Sorry, but Nicole Eggert in Charles in Charge blows your SBTB girls away

You are correct, sir.

[King Neptune]

http://www.11points.com/TV/11_Most_S..._Autobiography

Here are the highlights:

1. Tiffani-Amber cheated on the actor who played Johnny Dakota simultaneously with Mario Lopez and Mark-Paul.

2. During the "No Hope With Dope" episode, the cast members were all smoking weed in their dressing rooms.

3. Elizabeth Berkley and Lark Voorhies shacked up with both Mark-Paul and Mario Lopez.

4. Dustin Diamond had sex with NBC's VP of children's programming, Linda Mancuso (This is sad because she died of cancer in 2003 and obviously cant defend herself).

5. Ed "Max" Alonzo used to get gay with Neil Patrick Harris while they talked about magic.

6. Exec producer Peter Engel used to have bisexual threesomes with Tiffani-Amber and Mark-Paul in his office.


Now this is all coming from Screech, so it's probably bull$#@!. But I do find it odd that I haven't heard about any lawsuits against him.

Who had sex with Kevin?

[MNLonghorn10]

Greatest/Worst Boss Evar.

hell yea leon carosi ftw

[Stringer]

http://www.11points.com/TV/11_Most_S..._Autobiography

Here are the highlights:

1. Tiffani-Amber cheated on the actor who played Johnny Dakota simultaneously with Mario Lopez and Mark-Paul.

3. Elizabeth Berkley and Lark Voorhies shacked up with both Mark-Paul and Mario Lopez.

6. Exec producer Peter Engel used to have bisexual threesomes with Tiffani-Amber and Mark-Paul in his office.


Now this is all coming from Screech, so it's probably bull$#@!. But I do find it odd that I haven't heard about any lawsuits against him.

Sounds like Screech threw it out there to the actresses and got shot down.

[Slaytanic Wehrmacht]

I cannot believe no mention of the Carosi daughter yet.....Stacey? Maybe? Leah Rimini?

[MNLonghorn10]

she turned into a snooty bitch after not winning miss liberty.

remember the 7 foot giant gary lukas they signed for their volleyball team and he broke his foot? he should still be eligible, someone should tell barnes to get on that

[King Neptune]

No mention yet of that fat girl that wins Zach on the date auction?

[Dr. Teeth]

No mention yet of that fat girl that wins Zach on the date auction?

Wendy got a page 1 mention. The blonde he had bid on him was pretty hot.

I was wondered about the short black girl. She never aged and she was always in the background in every scene. I think I saw her in a movie a couple of years ago playing a HS student.

[King Neptune]

Wendy got a page 1 mention. The blonde he had bid on him was pretty hot.

I was wondered about the short black girl. She never aged and she was always in the background in every scene. I think I saw her in a movie a couple of years ago playing a HS student.

Oops My bad.

Anyways, Nurse Jennifer was the hottest woman on the show

[Derka Derka]

Oops My bad.

Anyways, Nurse Jennifer was the hottest woman on the show

oh hell yeah dude, that episode was on yesterday morning. Smoke.

[Scraps]

Slaters sister was bangable.....

[mdmost]

Anyone remember the episode where Lisa and Zack hook up? Then Screech gets pissed and tears off Zack's shirt when they have a fight? It ended I think with Screech being okay with them hooking up but I don't remember it ever going anywhere after that. Guess NBC got complaints about Jungle Fever.

And the order was the hot nurse, Kelly, Stacy, Jessie, Lisa and Tori.

[Slaytanic Wehrmacht]

The two hottest chicks ever with $#@!ed up yankee accents would have to be Leah Rimini(stacy caroli) and Jamie Preslie.

[Bert Orange]

Still trying to figure out how Zach scored a 1502 on the SAT. And the dude that did all the impressions/character roles was money. Especially as the principal (loses mustache but doesn't break character) and the Haaaaaaaaahhhvaaaaad recruiter. Its the Stanford of the east.

[Bert Orange]

Topanga, mfer.

[Scraps]

Anyone remember the episode where Lisa and Zack hook up? Then Screech gets pissed and tears off Zack's shirt when they have a fight? It ended I think with Screech being okay with them hooking up but I don't remember it ever going anywhere after that. Guess NBC got complaints about Jungle Fever.

And the order was the hot nurse, Kelly, Stacy, Jessie, Lisa and Tori.

Yeah I think that was when they were working at the resort wasn't it?

[Mouse Rat]

Yeah I think that was when they were working at the resort wasn't it?

I don't think so. I remember that their kiss and the fashion show took place at The Max. I also remember that the clothes that were being fashioned were ridiculous even by SBTB standards. I maintain that Lisa was smoking hot.

[mdmost]

Yeah I think that was when they were working at the resort wasn't it?

No. It was definitely during the school year because Screech tore off Zack's shirt in that hallway they always hung out in.

[Scraps]

No. It was definitely during the school year because Screech tore off Zack's shirt in that hallway they always hung out in.

Oh it seemed liked it was at the resort at some point for some reason.....even though I know zach was all about staci at the resort so that doesn't make much sense

[MNLonghorn10]

my favorite character of all time was jesses evil step brother eric. he was such a bad ass.

"bingo. thats my speciality"

[King Neptune]

my favorite character of all time was jesses evil step brother eric. he was such a bad ass.

Didn't he get his ass kicked by Jessie?

[Dr. Teeth]

Oh it seemed liked it was at the resort at some point for some reason.....even though I know zach was all about staci at the resort so that doesn't make much sense

And the resort mention reminds me of another smoking hot chick on that show: Denise Richards. And the Zack/Screech fight paled in comparison to the Zack/Slater fight that involved pretty bad fight choreography.

[Mouse Rat]

I've dug up a couple hundred football fields in southern Cali looking for their time capsule with no luck. This may sound like a failure, but luckily I've struck oil 6x and killed a couple thousand pet ducks in the process, so it hasn't been all bad.

[MNLonghorn10]

Didn't he get his ass kicked by Jessie?

She did give him a black eye with a nasty right cross

I tried contacting peter emerson @nbc for possible assault charges. I'm still waiting for a response back

[King Neptune]

I've dug up a couple hundred football fields in southern Cali looking for their time capsule with no luck. This may sound like a failure, but luckily I've struck oil 6x and killed a couple thousand pet ducks in the process, so it hasn't been all bad.

Stop the drilling! Stop the oil!

[MNLonghorn10]

Stop the drilling! Stop the oil!

how many people actually ever protested in school? jesse protested that, the use of non biodegradable cups with her stiff new bf grant in the episode where zack bet slater he could get out of detention and be part of senior skip day

[King Neptune]

My favorite episode is when Zach and Screech rig the phonelines to win the trip to Hawaii but he gets detention and Screech kills Beldings bonzai tree