He played QB for Kentucky.
Check this mofo out...
http://nky.cincinnati.com/article/AB...SPT/105180348/
He played QB for Kentucky.
Check this mofo out...
http://nky.cincinnati.com/article/AB...SPT/105180348/
I mean, even though the OP is pretty much EXACTLY what I thought I was gonna see when I clicked on this thread, I still![]()
A white version of Japorkie Lane, one was a QB the other was a RB, but in reality they should have played on the OL.
I thought he shot himself towards the end of bootcamp in Full Metal Jacket.
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the hefty left? reliable backup qb for the big blue for a number of years.
He looks jolly as hell
$500 a week? how does the Hefty Lefty feed himself for the other 4 days of the week?Most players make $200 per week, while stars and quarterbacks can make up to $500 per week.
It can only be Jared!
The Round Mound of Touchdown was my favorite nickname
You missed the best pic. Check out this smoking mascot.
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kinda looks like the kid from gordy's short story in "stand by me" .blueberry pie every where
Due to Lorenzen's considerable girth, he has been given a collection of nicknames, which include:"Jumbo Giant", "Fat Jared", "Quarter(got)back", "QBese",[5][6] "Hefty Lefty",[7] "The Pillsbury Throwboy",[8] "J.Load",[9] "Round Mound of Touchdown", "Tubby Gunslinger",[9][10]"BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)"[11] "Battleship Lorenzen",[12] "Butterball",[13] "Lord Of The Ring-Dings",[14] and "He Ate Me".[15]
The way he is standing in that picture reminds me of Chris Farley right as he is about to do Fat Guy in a Little Coat in Tommy Boy.
god damn this thread has potential. my favorite:
Battleship Lorenzen
lmao... cant wait till the photoshops start
holy $#@! hes number 57 in that video!!!^^^
I think he's lost weight since college
He was a lot of fun to watch at UK. Had a cannon for an arm. Was so hoping he'd get a shot when Eli got hurt against Dallas a few years ago.
There's a picture of Chris Hall? maybe getting off a bus with a big goofy smile that would look perfect right next to this fella. Can't seem to find it though.
duel threat qb !
Is #70 the backup QB ?
And is that Nerf ball they're playing with?
Qbese is my fav
Last edited by utxmike05; 05-18-2011 at 04:43 PM.
He better not ever sit next to me on a Southwest flight or they're will be hell to pay.
lol, I love his facemask.
"He Ate Me."
BBQ (big beautiful quarterback) needs some love, too.
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