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    You guys remember Jared Lorenzen?

    He played QB for Kentucky.

    Check this mofo out...



    http://nky.cincinnati.com/article/AB...SPT/105180348/

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    I mean, even though the OP is pretty much EXACTLY what I thought I was gonna see when I clicked on this thread, I still

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    Quote Originally Posted by Derka Derka View Post
    I mean, even though the OP is pretty much EXACTLY what I thought I was gonna see when I clicked on this thread, I still
    It's like looking in a mirror, huh?

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    I'm scrong den Derka Derka might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Derka Derka might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Derka Derka might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Derka Derka might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Derka Derka might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Derka Derka might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Derka Derka might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Derka Derka might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Derka Derka might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Derka Derka might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Derka Derka might be a clever chap. or know the right people. know what i mean, nudge nudge? Derka Derka's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by kermit View Post
    It's like looking in a mirror, huh?
    scary resemblance.

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    J-Load
    Pillsbury Throwboy

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    A white version of Japorkie Lane, one was a QB the other was a RB, but in reality they should have played on the OL.

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    I thought he shot himself towards the end of bootcamp in Full Metal Jacket.

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    the hefty left? reliable backup qb for the big blue for a number of years.

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    He looks jolly as hell

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    Most players make $200 per week, while stars and quarterbacks can make up to $500 per week.
    $500 a week? how does the Hefty Lefty feed himself for the other 4 days of the week?

    It can only be Jared!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Capt. Insano View Post
    He played QB for Kentucky.

    Check this mofo out...


    Schwarzenegger would $#@! him.

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    The Round Mound of Touchdown was my favorite nickname

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    Quote Originally Posted by formermav43 View Post
    The Round Mound of Touchdown was my favorite nickname
    I think it goes:

    1a. Round Mound of Touchdown
    1b. Quarter-got-back
    1c. The Pillsbury Throwboy

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    Quote Originally Posted by al pastor View Post
    the hefty left? reliable backup qb for the big blue for a number of years.
    Hefty Lefty was indeed a decent back up for us for a while. He was fun to watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kermit View Post
    It's like looking in a mirror, huh?

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    kinda looks like the kid from gordy's short story in "stand by me" .blueberry pie every where

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    Due to Lorenzen's considerable girth, he has been given a collection of nicknames, which include:"Jumbo Giant", "Fat Jared", "Quarter(got)back", "QBese",[5][6] "Hefty Lefty",[7] "The Pillsbury Throwboy",[8] "J.Load",[9] "Round Mound of Touchdown", "Tubby Gunslinger",[9][10]"BBQ (Big Beautiful Quarterback)"[11] "Battleship Lorenzen",[12] "Butterball",[13] "Lord Of The Ring-Dings",[14] and "He Ate Me".[15]

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    The way he is standing in that picture reminds me of Chris Farley right as he is about to do Fat Guy in a Little Coat in Tommy Boy.

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    fukin gamer

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    god damn this thread has potential. my favorite:

    Battleship Lorenzen

    lmao... cant wait till the photoshops start

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    Banned Greenspointexas can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. Greenspointexas can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. Greenspointexas can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. Greenspointexas can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. Greenspointexas can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. Greenspointexas can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. Greenspointexas can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. Greenspointexas can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. Greenspointexas can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. Greenspointexas can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. Greenspointexas can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night.
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    holy $#@! hes number 57 in that video!!!^^^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Greenspointexas View Post
    holy $#@! hes number 57 in that video!!!^^^
    as well as 22 and 55

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    Quote Originally Posted by IPoopOnWhoop View Post
    as well as 22 and 55
    his extreme girth tore the other jerseys

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrsLonghornLawyer View Post
    Hefty Lefty was indeed a decent back up for us for a while. He was fun to watch.
    wish we still had him instead of mr. white gloves

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    I think he's lost weight since college

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    He was a lot of fun to watch at UK. Had a cannon for an arm. Was so hoping he'd get a shot when Eli got hurt against Dallas a few years ago.

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    There's a picture of Chris Hall? maybe getting off a bus with a big goofy smile that would look perfect right next to this fella. Can't seem to find it though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blankspace View Post
    fukin gamer
    The video after this is pretty good "Jamarcus Russell sacks himself".

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    duel threat qb !

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    Is #70 the backup QB ?

    And is that Nerf ball they're playing with?

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    Qbese is my fav

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Drunkenstein View Post
    Holy $#@!! It's the Ol' Offensive Guard Option play!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr Drunkenstein View Post
    Hmmm... That OL is wearing a flack jacket too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tx 3 putt View Post
    duel threat qb !
    At any time during play hes a threat to initiate a duel with another player. To the death.

    Sent from my Inspire 4G using Taptalk.

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    he makes me feel good about my body image

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    lol, I love his facemask.

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    "He Ate Me."

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    He needs to go to Subway

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jive Turkey View Post
    "He Ate Me."
    That cracked me up too. That and the Pillsbury Throwboy are my favorites.

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    asshat evil horn can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. evil horn can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. evil horn can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. evil horn can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. evil horn can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. evil horn can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. evil horn can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. evil horn can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. evil horn can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. evil horn can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. evil horn can play the whole course with a 4 iron. At night. evil horn's Avatar
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    asshat Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand is a rep whore. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand is a rep whore. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand is a rep whore. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand is a rep whore. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand is a rep whore. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand is a rep whore. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand is a rep whore. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand is a rep whore. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand is a rep whore. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand is a rep whore. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand is a rep whore. Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand's Avatar
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